Will Fight For Fame
Are you effing kidding me? Celebrity boxing is so 2002.
OK! Magazine claims Michael Lohan intends to challenge K-Fed to a boxing match. Michael tells OK! "Everyone wants me to fight K-fed because he’s a notorious celebrity dad and so am I. It’s for charity."
Why did it have to be a boxing match? Why couldn't it have been who has the beadiest eyes match? Or who can fuck their family member out of the most money match. Or who has the worst shit eating grin match. Hell, make a sport of it, best two out of three.
Michael goes on to say "It's serious boxing. You have to go get a trainer. I have to register with the Mature Boxing Association."
C'mon who are you trying to kid, we both know you two are a bunch of pussies. You couldn't box your way out of a paper bag, even if you had an ice pick. I swear to god, if I have to see another has-been celebrity boxing match I'm gonna kick both their asses myself. Let's be real though. They would raise a fist at me and I would run off screaming like Gay Al getting double fisted with no lube.
Remember Vanilla Ice and Todd Bridges? Yeah, old 'nilla got his ass owned. But this fight wouldn't have a clear winner, it would be like watching slow douchebags fighting over an old bus schedule.
Besides, didn't two fuckers get into legal trouble for video taping bum fights? If K-Fed fights as well has he raps (or wrestles), he's gonna get murdered.
kevin federline a.k.a hillbilly chicken the guy is a mouse,with his timid bitch smile,maybe the towel boy,box? you can tell from his smile that he's a chicken...
Who in the hell wants to see this crap?
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
My money's on Daddy Hohan. That bitch learned some moves in the chokey. Never fight an ex-con.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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...I wanna see Michael Lohan vs. Orange Oprah...she'll pull her signature nutcrusher move that she's used on him successfully in the past and it'd be lights out by round 3....
Daddy Lohan must be hard up for cash. I doubt his salary would go to charity. He's a loser wannabe humanitarian.
Who has the most illegitimate kids contest.
Submitted by paulapoo on August 23, 2008 - 11:03pm.
They should have a celebrity botoxing match.
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Now you're talking!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Don't get sticky, Madonna fans!
The only show Kevin Federline belongs on is "Cops".
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
Michael Lohan: this cunt is the shitstain on the gusset of life. Somebody please shoot him.
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'Politically Correct' is the PC term for Spasticated Gaytalk.
I hope White Oprah is the "ring girl"
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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They should have a celebrity botoxing match. Go at each other with syringes. Much more entertaining.
They should have a celebrity botoxing match. Go at each other with syringes. Much more entertaining.
OK, I'm going to run and hide after I say this, but I actually have more respect for K-Fed than Mike Lohan right now. At least K, for the most part, keeps his mouth shut and stays out of the limelight. Lohan can't keep his trap shut. I WOULD like to see him and Papa Joe go at it, however. Now THAT would be funny.
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Submitted by MAD on August 23, 2008 - 8:24pm.
I've read the term here and there but I've never really known what a 'shit-eating grin is'... can anyone explain that cliche to me???
Maybe it would be more helpful to not attempt explaining this cliche, but rather suggest that you rent a copy of "Pink Flamingos" and fast forward to the final scene where Divine actually eats poodle shit fresh from the dog. The shot of her smiling with doggie doo-doo all over her teeth says it all.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
The battle of the losers.I hope k-fed gets is ass cut.
I hope KFed doesn't ruin his hotness by getting all hit in the face,say no Kevin!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by MAD on August 23, 2008 - 8:24pm.
I've read the term here and there but I've never really known what a 'shit-eating grin is'... can anyone explain that cliche to me???
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Like - if you eat shit and you like it and no one knows but you do it right before your whole family walks in and you're embarrassed but a little excited too...
I'm just guessing tho:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
O Daddy Lohan will kick K-Fed's ass FO SHO!
K-Fed got his meal ticket early on...he didn't have to show off in the park any more and he got to hire body guards.
Michael had to MAKE his meal ticket and raise it for 8 years before whoring it out and waiting for that to take. Mister Michael Jesus Saves Lohan is gonna be a man whose seen a fight or two, just enough to remind him to keep his chops up.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Awww, it's "for charity".
I hope Kevin Federline beats the shit out of him.
The winner gets to fight Mitch Wino.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I've read the term here and there but I've never really known what a 'shit-eating grin is'... can anyone explain that cliche to me???
Here's to hoping they kill each other.
Oh Jesus!
If KFed accepts this challenge, I hope he kicks the living shit out of Lohan....
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"If you are asking if I had an orgasm, yes. It was a job, sir, I didn't have pleasure doing this. I was paid to do it" (undercover with prostitutes)
-Officer Keith Breiner, Beaumont Police Officer
"like watching slow douchebags fighting over an old bus schedule."
That made me laugh so hard!
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If this fight ever happens I'll glady volunteer to sew razors into Lohan's gloves.
There hasn't been a Bragelina post for almost 3 days. Where are the Brangeloonies at?
LMAO @ beadiest eyes match! Michael Lohan has that competition won hands down.
I'm Team KFed on this one. Papa Lohan deserves a beatdown, even though he might only get a couple of sucker punches in the nads.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
If the fight is full contact. Michael Lohan will beat the Carp outta Kfed.
Team Lohan !
Submitted by mike on August 23, 2008 - 7:09pm.
This is in keeping with Michael Lohan's newfound appreciation for religion/spirituality.
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He intends to hire a trainer that will prepare him in holding a bible in one hand and boxing with the other. If all else fails, he'll bitch slap/bible thump KFed with the bible, scream victory and call it a day.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by EvilShoe on August 23, 2008 - 7:16pm.
Submitted by TOPANGA on August 23, 2008 - 7:12pm.
I wish they'd bring back the fat ass Britney ad. Love that one...
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1. I feel sorry for office job people - that's all I can think when I see that ad(ss)
and 2.
I would like to see Britney's fat ass up there with Jessica's. Now THAT is something I might even pay to see. Greased up like pigs and I might even pay real money.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by lara on August 23, 2008 - 7:24pm.
TEAM K-FED..LOL
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Sure! Why the hell not?! :D
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Hi Evil Shoe. I got back from Crabby Bill's on IRB a while ago. Wish you were here. The weather is absolutely gorgeous. There is nothing more beautiful than a breazy, slightly rainy, overcast night on the shore.
Daddy Hohan had better watch out. Federline has some experience in the ring himself. Here's my favorite Federline clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BODB2z6MLVY
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
TEAM K-FED..LOL
Submitted by mike on August 23, 2008 - 7:18pm.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think K-fed might be too classy for this.
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exactly my thought #2 on this lofty subject.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBRl-BvKJII
Dignity for sale.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBRl-BvKJII
No wonder boxing in this country is in the dumps. We only won a single bronze medal in Beijing. That's it. Sad.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think K-fed might be too classy for this.
Submitted by TOPANGA on August 23, 2008 - 7:12pm.
I wish they'd bring back the fat ass Britney ad. Love that one...
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Dick happens! - MK
"Everyone wants me to fight K-fed because he’s a notorious celebrity dad and so am I"
Ummm, can someone please tell me when Micheal Lohan became a "notorious celebrity dad"? Please tell me he meant to say a notorious celebrity DOUCHE.
P.S. What is with the advertisements on here lately... first there are the armpit hair homos then Audrinas gigantic fake boobs now there is some lady's cellulite ass that I have to look at everytime I scroll up or down. make it stop MK!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
"Or who has the worst shit eating grin match." LMFAO!
Is it wrong that I want to see Kfed shirtless and sweaty?
It has to be because I'm going through a Shia withdraw here on Dlisted.
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Dick happens! - MK
This is in keeping with Michael Lohan's newfound appreciation for religion/spirituality.
Loving he "Mature Boxing Association". Yeah, real mature there, daddy Hohan.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
oh, for the love of toilet bats, do these people have any cut off point for stupidity
Wow, I always thought that boxers, themselves were ugly enough for a boxing ring but these guys are taking it to a whole new level. I really, really want to have to watch those two pasty bodies doing anything so sexy as boxing. Blech.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Anyone can be a mother or father. It takes something special to be Mom or Dad... MicLo doesn't have it. In buckets.
K-Fed stepped up to the plate when his kids needed him. Cannot hate on him. Unless he "raps".
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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch
I'm sure that the Vegas nightclub that gave K-Fed the Father of the Year award will give it to Michael Lohan next year.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I think he's giving himself too much credit when he refers to himself as a "dad". Sperm donor is more like it. Every time I feel like hating on Ali and Hohan I just remember who her parents are and realize they were predestined for whoredom.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."