Kharma Chameleon
Lately I've been laying low on my coverage of The Katie Holmes Denim Watch '08. Not because I don't care, but because my obsession was getting out of hand. I knew I needed to back off when I actually took an old pair of jeans out of my closet and rolled them up. Staring back at me in the mirror was a homo who had gone over the edge. I was so close to committing an ultimate sin by going out in public like that. If you ever see me outside with pegged jeans, take a chainsaw to my ankles. I will probably call you a "stupid cunt" while clutching my bloody feet, but I'll thank you later with a sugar cookie and a Crisco handjob.
I couldn't resist posting these pictures of Stepford Katie arriving at rehearsals this morning. I'm sort of getting Boy George circia 1984 vibes from this total look. She should have gone all the way. Her face could use a couple of pounds of spray painted make-up. It might not make her look like she's just seen a monster. Oh wait. She might have just walked in on Tommy Girl giving himself a barley water enema.
I've also thrown in some pictures of Katie leaving rehearsal yesterday. Please don't tell me her bump is growing.....
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OK - I thought she snatched this fashion idea from Posh, but now I've just recently seen photo's of Jen Aniston wearing the baggy jeans, big belt, and rolled cuffs (with flip flops). Somehow she can pull it off. Katie, not so much. I'm gonna assume this will now be the trend. I have to say, Jen doesn't look bad in it. She had a gray tube top - showing her midriff a tad - and still looked like a class act. Some people just got it like that. Plus Katie rolls that shit up too high... if you're gonna do a roll, then do a subtle roll.
Whoa, sorry katie its not going to happen...
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Neely, you know it's bad to take liquor with those pills.
They work faster.
The only way tommygirl can get his zombie any attention is by dressing her in his old jeans? She looks like a 14 year old boy in 1987 with the rolled up legs. It must give tommygirl a stiff one.
Gee whiz, isn't Connor getting tall!
I think she's dressing ridiculous on purpose just to see who copies her shiteous trend. Seriously, with the pinch rolled jeans? She can't be; either that or she's finally gone mad!
US Weekly has a current fashion segment called "Recessionista," where you can buy stylish clothes for under $50.
Stop.
Just stop the daily Kate-bot "fashion" reports.
They're painful.
Unbelievable that this could be considered "chic" or a "fashion trend". I don't dress like that on my worst days, and I'm not particularly a fashionista. KateBot looks like she's one of the rich people that get off on buying really expensive pieces that make them look like a bum despite the pricetag but they still strut around town thinking "I'm so rich and fancy, but I can dress like the po' folk!"
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
She looks like a BackStreet Boy
LOL@cuttie is that a code for robot?
What's a cuttie?
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site """""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""yesterday. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.
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LOL, the paps following Katie should roll their jeans up and start singing C'mon Eileen as they chase her down the street.
Zomay, LMAO. I love the Safety dance. uh!!
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Hahahaaa I just found the best video in the world. AND a little known fact is that Katie's husband has a cameo! Watch for him dancing in the fields.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcOZ6xFxJqg&feature=related
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Dexy's midnight runners! YES! Katie you found your home.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z9bPrUark4
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She looks more and more like a boy everyday
That hat is just too much. Actually I'd like to see her in sweats for once, maybe that way she'll appear human again.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
It's like Deja Vu. In some pics she has a bump and in some she doesn't.
Of COURSE stars are paid to wear the latest clown clothes! I can't believe people haven't figured that out by now. Once a celeb wears something it automatically looks played out and contrived
Who is this bitch trying to be? Victoria Beckham she ain't. You're a fucking robot, that's what you are.
Submitted by Kwest on August 23, 2008 - 9:26pm.
At first I thought this was a one woman show, but now I am seeing the boyfriend jean trend in stores.
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See? I've been watching that shit for the last year now. Some celeb is mocked for 6 months for wearing something different and then it's in the stores. It's almost like they forgot that we like to buy things that look GOOD on celebs. OR tweens spend SO much money on this shit that the rest of us don't even matter anymore. Because you could sell a tween or a young teen a fucking potato sack if you put a Paris Hilton in it....o hey! Just look at Paris' line! Very good example right there.
They get paid to wear that shit. I was thinking it a while back that Katie had the air of a woman who was made to wear those clothes. I thought it was Tom but then I realized - its her agent first, and then Tom.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
At first I thought this was a one woman show, but now I am seeing the boyfriend jean trend in stores.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to stick my head in an oven!
Her style sucks,Suri dresses better
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
These two are so boring.
In fact, they're so boring that they're starting to piss me off, and I thought boring people were meant to have the opposite effect.
I'm just waited for some videos to surface on the internet of them fucking each other's brains out.
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
I don't think her bump is growing. I doubt she would sign up for a broadway gig and then be dumb enough to get PG. Could she...?
Anyone else wanna bet she's got a bump so when the play flops dismally, they'll claim that she just pulled out because she's pregnant with the naturally-conceived kiddo of the very fertile Tom Cruiser?
Does she shop anywhere else besides Gap?
Crystal2: 'I hate her nose job.'
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Gross, that's what it is? Why in the world would she change her face? Her face looked perfectly fine.
These people who have doctors cut their faces, like her, Vadge, J.Ho, Melanie Griffith, Meg Ryan, etc., almost always end up looking worse!
MK, you are hilarious! This post is comedy gold.
On topic: Stepford Hag, the 80's called, and it wants it's look back.
...and if she is preggers *shuddering*....it's because they jerked off and mixed their pudding in a mayo jar and turkey basted the shit up her mangina.
She's a card carrying turkey basted beardy breeder
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Why be difficult when I have been ordained by XENU to be impossible! Tru dat...Xenu said "Get the fuck out, your impossible"! What am I to do???
I KNEW IT!! She's a lezbot....she is wearing the smanatha ronson hat.....no wonder she is the perfect beard...she doesn't fook the lawnjockey...I SOOOOOOOOO GET IT!!!!
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Why be difficult when XENU commanded me to be impossible!
aw, poor Stepford wifie -- Scienos wanted her knocked up again to show the world Suri isn't Chris Klein's kid. TommyBitch wants his bot-wife money's worth. Wonder what Scieno Sea Org slave jerked off in the clinic for this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBRl-BvKJII
WOAH! OH WOOOOOAH! DAYLIGHT COME AN' BROADWAY PLAY DONE BLOWED!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBRl-BvKJII
Poor thing is a shadow of her old self. She looks like a friggin robot. I hate her nose job. Her old nose looked was cute. Her queer husband made her change it.
She is knocked up.
If Samantha Ronson and Boy George ever had a love child...
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
I'm getting a little tired of seeing Katiebot's half open barn door. that just never looks good
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 23, 2008 - 7:00pm.
@Angel,
I thought you were a Stella Artois kind of gal?
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O, I am...but I don't drink much (anymore;P), I mostly like to grow it and smoke it:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
@Angel,
I thought you were a Stella Artois kind of gal?
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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on August 23, 2008 - 6:29pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 23, 2008 - 6:21pm.
Good timing. Dryer sheets, Diet Cokes and Beers are on me.
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*sticking little sock monkey head out of hamper* *sniff, sniff* Mmmmm...did someone say dryer sheets? Me want one.
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Here Socky! I gots 5million of them (no questions asked;) No diet coke or beers tho....that's ok because I'm a gardener;) anyhow.
ONT:Who are we kidding? She doesn't want out - she think she's the shit.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
HAHA. I'll bring the dryer sheets, booze and diet coke. Hey, there's a new post up!!!
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Mr Pres,
Can we have a cyberslumber party? I will bring the cookies!
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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch
Methinks that if Tom Cruise is staying in CA and she is in New York, he is done with her. Converting a good Catholic girl to CO$ is not easy and definitely harder when the couch jumping is over.
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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 23, 2008 - 6:30pm.
@Socky,
that one is a bit too big. Look at Dillards online for Antonio Meloni, when they are on sale it is a great deal. My last day of work when I got terminated early, I went straight to Dillards and got my Antonio...lol. My consolation present to myself! I have one of his big ones and I can put my laptop in it!
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*gasp* Smarty pants! You're good. Thanks for the info. I'm gonna google "Tony." It gives me the incentive to go to class this fall. lol
If the BF catches me dragging that heavy thing to my car, he's gonna bust a gut laughing.
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The outlook for celbs breaking down should start around Thanksgiving and carry well over to the New Year. Happy times are here again! Trust.
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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch
Submitted by Mr. President on August 23, 2008 - 6:36pm.
When's Miley going to go apeshit and have a breakdown? Soon, hopefully. The celebrity scene is pretty tame these days.
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Mr. President! *little sock monkey back flip and salute* Somewhere on myspace.com there's a pic of Miley attempting to psuedo blowjob on a microphone. She's got the lick part down pat. Then the breakdown.
ON T: Katie needs a wardrobe & personality intervention.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
When's Miley going to go apeshit and have a breakdown? Soon, hopefully. The celebrity scene is pretty tame these days.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
@Socky,
that one is a bit too big. Look at Dillards online for Antonio Meloni, when they are on sale it is a great deal. My last day of work when I got terminated early, I went straight to Dillards and got my Antonio...lol. My consolation present to myself! I have one of his big ones and I can put my laptop in it!
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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch
Submitted by angel_i on August 23, 2008 - 6:21pm.
Good timing. Dryer sheets, Diet Cokes and Beers are on me.
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*sticking little sock monkey head out of hamper* *sniff, sniff* Mmmmm...did someone say dryer sheets? Me want one.
ON T: Bitch looks like she's trying to adjust the microchip/tracking device inserted into her cheek. Not her ass cheek cause she ain't got an ass.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Stella for you it is, Angel. For me, Bud. I'm trash.
Did anybody see that Cuban Tae Kwon Do dude head kick the referee after he was disqualified on a technicality? Hot slut of the day material for sure.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."