Cruella de Stone Traps Another One!
Cruella de Stone has reportedly wrapped her venus fly vag around 24-year-old Chase Dreyfous. Earlier this week, InTouch (via SFGate) reported that Chase has been bragging to his friends that he's banging the cougar with a heart of stone. I'm not completely sure, but methinks this is Chase out with Sharon last night. Couldn't she have nabbed a 24-year-old who doesn't look like a used car salesman masquerading as some Hollywood big shot. That suit screams Men's Wearhouse clearance sale.
And if he's 24, I'm fucking 2-years-old. Actually, that would make sense. I still piss my panties from time to time and I love Gerber's Bananas Baby Food. It's fucking delicious with a bit of rum.
Here's more of Cruella and her not so much of a boy "toy" at Beso last night. Notice how Cruella is wearing animal print. That's not a print though. It's the skin of an extremely rare Periwinkle Snow Leopard who lives in the mountains of Malibu. Well, used to live in the mountains of Malibu. There was only one in the world and Cruella is now wearing it. R.I.P. Periwinkle Snow Leopard.
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That guy is fugly. This old fur wearing whore is getting pretty desperate.
This guy is not attractive. Sharon wouldn't have touched him in her prime.... She has lowered her standards with age. Yuck. I hope he at least has a big dick. That Bronstein dude (or whatever her pepaw husband's name was) was probably getting ED.
No one is safe around her Venus Fly twat
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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Submitted by joe shmoe on August 23, 2008 - 11:11am.
On behalf of hot cougars the world over I must point out that if the roles were reversed and he was 50 and she was in her thirties, this wouldn't even be an issue.
It would still be to me, Joe. The old guy is just as incompatible with the young woman.
Nope, not 24. 34 maybe....
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Computer says no
nope.
my gaydar is going off here.
that kid looks like the Preppy Murderer circa 1983.
Sharon Stone is hot!I would tap that anyday,so yummy.She is crazy too,bonus points!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 23, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Sharon's got a menopaunch.
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Yeap. And she's wearing her "belt"(?) at that old lady place.
But hey! Check out cute, little "next-in-line" in the second thumb from the last! Yum!
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Can't hate on her for this; crazy cunt is getting some quality young cock rides for her dollar.
AND she still looks crazy hot...now if only she'd lay off the Cruella furs -- that shit ages her -- oh yeah and it's needlessufferingcrueltyblahblahblahzzzz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBRl-BvKJII
I think they meant 42
Something about Sharon reminds me of Angelina Jolie...she has that crazy ass look in her eye Angie used to have before she started acting all Holy and shit.
I like Sharon.
Most celebrities are so bland and scared that they might offend their publicist's sensibilities that they just spew insubstantial gas in response to questions.
Sharon doesn't give a fuck.
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It's Herb Tarlek Jr!
Chase does not look like Mensa material.
WTF do they talk about?
Good for her. Old/ugly/balding/gray-haired famous men date much younger women all the time and no one gives a crap. And c'mon, she is waaay hotter than the likes of James Woods, George Clooney, Bruce Willis, etc.
She looks like a Mommy walking her toddler to daycare....and she looks 5 months pregnant!
he looks pretty bad for 24
good for her, but she's had her share of plastic surgery
Submitted by Sheeps on August 23, 2008 - 3:21pm.
IG coined that. She likes to say "snatch" in various permutations, such as "I'm willing to kick Paris in the snatch."
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Thanks! Sheeps! IG is a genius. I find myself using words from the Dlisted world when talking with friends. Me lurves you guys.
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Sharon is beginning to look harsh, à la Joan Crawford, so that nickname of "Cruella De Stone" befits her appearance and her taste for furs. Not to mention a hefty dose of madness.
That must be Ashton Kucher's cousin.
Is she being escorted by an escort?
cougars of the world, unite!
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on August 23, 2008 - 12:09pm.
IG coined that. She likes to say "snatch" in various permutations, such as "I'm willing to kick Paris in the snatch."
Submitted by Triscuit on August 23, 2008 - 3:05pm.
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LoL@ snatchel area!!!!!!
duh=me,not you..I had to edit twice due to enormous alcohol consumption..I know I am ghetto.
shut up.
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Triscuit! *sock monkey hug & big smooch* I got the term (snatchal area" from the D-listed Dictionary. Some genius came up with that. Like Manimal5 came up with the term "uniball" equals Lance Armstrong! LOL!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Jeezly Crow, this supposed 24-year old makes my own 24-year old son look like a toddler.
*Submitted by Sock-Monkey on August 23, 2008 - 2:33pm.
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LoL@ snatchel area!!!!!!
duh=me,not you..I had to edit twice due to enormous alcohol consumption..I know I am ghetto.
shut up.
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“I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown.” Jim Morrison
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Sharon's probably not wearing panties as she flips up and crosses her legs every chance she gets.
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Her snatchal area must have a magnetic personality.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
I am pretty sure I am a cougar, but I'll have to check with the union.
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When you bait us, we attack. It's our fucking job.
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Really? 24? Father Time sure did this guy up the butt.
On behalf of hot cougars the world over I must point out that if the roles were reversed and he was 50 and she was in her thirties, this wouldn't even be an issue.
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She reminds me of Sean Young who's still batshit crazy. Something about those two scream "Throw a net over my head!"
@JuneStar - I love that song. Thanks for sharing.
That guy is more like 35. Sharon must have the most amazing vagina ever lol.
sharon is 50yo??? everybody says demi moore looks good, but wow sharon is really gorgeous.
cocaine face
Sharon Stone is a goddess. I worship the quicksand she walks on. Of course she can entrap a man half her age.
Half the population of the human race has fallen in lust with her poon - if only for a few seconds.
How many sluts can say that?!
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Sharon's got a menopaunch.
Everybody is trying to look older, I guess. Speaking of which, I saw some photos of Fred Durst on X17 a couple of days ago and he is looking ROUGH.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
THAT. GUY. IS. NOT. 24.
He looks toolish.
Submitted by parissucksliterally: "why do people in their 20's look so fucking OLD these days?
Not just this guy......so many of them look older than me, and I am almost 38!"
Amen! I don't know why, either. I see lots of these young girls going out the bars in my neighborhood and they have love handles and big donut guts and deep forehead creases. I'm almost 38, too, and have had two kids and I dare say I look MUCH better. They have no shame about letting their fat hang out all over their tight little outfits.
That has got to be the oldest 24 year old I've ever seen. But Ali's still got ten years so we'll see what happens then.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
when I see an older woman with a younger man it always makes my heart sing! Get it all, Sharon!
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I misread his name. It looks like Chase Doofus.
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Dirty old smacked up bitch.
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gotta say she looks great