Friday, August 22nd 2008

I Need To Know Her Name!

Jason Lee's girlfriend Ceren Alkac popped out a baby girl on August 10th. Unfortunately, we don't know her name yet. This is the couple's first. This is also very important news for me, because I cannot wait to hear what they have named her. As you know, Jason already has a 4-year-old son named Pilot Inspektor with some other broad.

These two look pretty creative so I'm hoping they completely outdo the name Pilot Inspektor. They have their work cut out for them now that Lunesta Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale has entered the world.

When Pilot was born, Jason said they came up with his name after listening to Grandaddy's 2000 album The Sophtware Slump. Jason said, "The opening track, 'He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's the Pilot,' absolutely blew my mind when I first heard it."

Please tell me they've been listening to a lot of ABBA! Chiquitita Enchained would be the best name ever. I have faith in Jason. He'll deliver an unforgettable name and it will be dazzling. Watch him name her "Jennifer" just to fuck with us.

Source: UsWeekly

Posted by: Michael K


M.E.'s picture

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on August 22, 2008 - 1:45pm.
Neither Pilot nor Inspektor is a real name; they are both jobs. How about Quagmire Attendant? Taxi Driver? Engineer Superintendent?

Heaven above help this baby.

Busy Philips named her daughter Birdie Lee and somebody else I can't remember named their kid Jeronimo. Do you think he's gonna scream "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" when he cannonballs into the pool?
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*snort*

OMG! That had me choking on my water! LOL.

gyeah's picture

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA ...but I don't think they can use Xenu or any variation of it, they'd vomit and then faint or something if they see, read or hear those 4 letters typed or spoken together, i think...

niki's picture

I like the name Ima Rich AndyouraNot Lee.

Leatherette's picture

Xenuetta Hubbardina SpaceDebriKollector ... yeeeup, has a ring to it.

DawnieDawnDawn's picture

I'm going for Clamato Svengali, but of course I am biased; it's a family name.

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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones

Regina's picture

Thisname Isfugly would be good.

gyeah's picture

I like Cesspool Messiah for a celebrity baby girl

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Neither Pilot nor Inspektor is a real name; they are both jobs. How about Quagmire Attendant? Taxi Driver? Engineer Superintendent?

Heaven above help this baby.

Busy Philips named her daughter Birdie Lee and somebody else I can't remember named their kid Jeronimo. Do you think he's gonna scream "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" when he cannonballs into the pool?

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Yur sketti...I will haz it.

TOPANGA's picture

I'm gonna go with Co-Pilot Inspektor

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

gyeah's picture

They should name her Hubbard

DawnieDawnDawn's picture

"My name is Attention Seeking Whore". Bring back Banky.

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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones

gyeah's picture

Pilot Inspektor is a dream name next to Zumanesta Rock.

Leatherette's picture

tard Scieno stare .... that's ALL I needed to cap off this day.