I Need To Know Her Name!
Jason Lee's girlfriend Ceren Alkac popped out a baby girl on August 10th. Unfortunately, we don't know her name yet. This is the couple's first. This is also very important news for me, because I cannot wait to hear what they have named her. As you know, Jason already has a 4-year-old son named Pilot Inspektor with some other broad.
These two look pretty creative so I'm hoping they completely outdo the name Pilot Inspektor. They have their work cut out for them now that Lunesta Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale has entered the world.
When Pilot was born, Jason said they came up with his name after listening to Grandaddy's 2000 album The Sophtware Slump. Jason said, "The opening track, 'He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's the Pilot,' absolutely blew my mind when I first heard it."
Please tell me they've been listening to a lot of ABBA! Chiquitita Enchained would be the best name ever. I have faith in Jason. He'll deliver an unforgettable name and it will be dazzling. Watch him name her "Jennifer" just to fuck with us.
Source: UsWeekly
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Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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Submitted by highrisehomo on August 22, 2008 - 6:32pm.
Has anyone ever considered that all these crazy celebrity kid names are just to protect their real identities? I mean come on...
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If you were a celbrity trying to protect your kid's identity, wouldn't you be better off naming your kid Joe Smith or Mary Smith or something? I mean, how is naming a kid Pilot Inspektor protecting his identity. EVERYONE will know him BECAUSE of his name. It isn't hiding him. It is calling attention to him. Just my two cents.
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He will never marry her unless she converts to scientology. I think that is why he dumped Pilot's mom. Those crazy bastards. I used to love him and then when I figured he was with Xenu the love was gone.
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Name the kid Frogger. That would be the ultimate. Especially if the kid has Angelina lips.
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I've always been on the fence about Pilot Inspektor. Inspektor is, believe it or not, a good old-fashioned Hungarian Jewish name. I always wondered if they named the baby after a grandfather or great-grandfather, in which case it's a respectful and traditional gesture, especially if one of them was born in the Jewish faith. On the other hand, Pilot is ridiculous.
She's adorable.
Fcuk the song lyrics, name him or her after a band. How about "...And They Shall Know Us By Our Trail of Dead."
& I'm outta work at last. Peace, sluts.
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader, the cultured and fascinating liar..." (Spaghedeity)
Submitted by luckycharms on August 22, 2008 - 5:08pm.
Hell to the yeah! I demand more healthy staches NOW for sexay times. You should see mine, it's an award winner *making a modest face* and has been making asses happy for a looooong time. Not that I'm counting, just sayin'.
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Ever since Frank Zappa named one son Dweezil and his daughter Moon Unit, dumbassed celebrities (and other idiots) have been naming their spawn such absurd names. Don't these fools understand how cruel kids can be when it comes to mocking someone's name?
I seriously doubt there is a dlister who has not been the butt of some punk-assed bully cruel teasing about his/her name.
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what the heck name is that??
WHAT? He is one of Xenu's babies? You would think with a stache like that he would be one of Jesus' babies.
Submitted by luckycharms on August 22, 2008 - 5:08pm.
Hey Jason, would you indulge me and let me be a complete whore for a day and let me sit on your face? God it is refreshing to see a man with a good healthy mustache. I wish the 'stache would make a comeback. It's been too long.
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Hahahaha! One of my exes had a full handlebar mustache (which he waxed at the tips to make them curl). He also had a mohawk. Unfortunately, those two quirks were the most interesting things about him.
OT: Pilot Inspecktor is generally held up as one of the worst celeb baby names, but I have faith in them that they can do even worse for their girl. I mean, why have kids if not to give them fucked up names?
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
His girlfriend is quite pretty...HATE his stache...although i know its for his show.
I think Pilot is a cool name.....Zuma...not so much.
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Your garden club called. Their Ho is missing!
His gf's pretty
Whatever they come up with it won't top Zuma. At least not for me.
Hey Jason, would you indulge me and let me be a complete whore for a day and let me sit on your face? God it is refreshing to see a man with a good healthy mustache. I wish the 'stache would make a comeback. It's been too long.
Submitted by mike on August 22, 2008 - 7:17pm.
I was crestfallen when I found out Beck was a Scientologist.
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Never been a fan of his but i know exactly what you mean.
off topic: There's no PM's on this site huh? or reply button?
Those two things would be useful.
Lunesta... that's awesome!
I hope the kid grows up to be a psychiatrist.
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Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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Submitted by gyeah on August 22, 2008 - 6:44pm.
I was crestfallen when I found out Beck was a Scientologist.
I'm having a tough time with the Sciento thing about a particular person. I'm the live and let live type, but i found out recently someone i greatly admire married a sciento woman i feel a bit... weird
It's a scientolobabay, so it'll be something fucked.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on August 22, 2008 - 6:47pm.
Sorry, M.E.!! I remembered it was Diego Luna who named his kid Jeronimo. Good lord.
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Sounds funny but it makes sense though since Diego Luna is mexican and Jeronimo is a spanish name and a variant of Geronimo, not an uncommon name is South America and Spain. Might also be from Saint Geronimo, etc.
Mike, they're not married yet. She is an Australian model who won some modeling competition. She's also some 16 years younger than Lee. They have a marriage license, but I will be shocked if they actually do get married. He did the same thing with Beth Riesgraf, Pilot Inspektor's mom: Met, whirlwind courtship, pregnancy, engagement, but then no marriage and ultimately on to the next. Go figure!
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awwww I like this pic of Kate. Besides she looks like she might cut me if I move her...
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I'd never seen his wife before. She's surprisingly attractive.
Submitted by tonicbitch on August 22, 2008 - 2:26pm.
M.E. ♥!
Seriously though wiht $cieno parents his name is gonna be the least of his problems.
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I know. Poor kids...cheers to how many GD years of barley water bottles.
Hows about My parents had sex and all I got was this stupid name Lee.
They should name her... Leroy
M.E. ♥!
Seriously though wiht $cieno parents his name is gonna be the least of his problems.
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Please don't name the kid Anonymous.
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I have low hopes for any name this Xenu-worshipping freak comes up with.
Poor kid.
Sorry, M.E.!! I remembered it was Diego Luna who named his kid Jeronimo. Good lord.
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
"Submitted by M.E. on August 22, 2008 - 3:56pm.
Do you think he's gonna scream "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" when he cannonballs into the pool?
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OMG! That had me choking on my water! LOL.
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I knew a girl named Timber and when we were little she used to get scared walking by trees because she thought saying her name would make the tree would fall down (it didnt help that we told her this hahahahaha yes we were meeeeeeen).
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Has anyone ever considered that all these crazy celebrity kid names are just to protect their real identities? I mean come on...
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You mean these odd names are covers and they have ordinary (real) names?Perhaps to protect their REAL identity. That would be kind of confusing for kids but it is a good idea. I think these celebs are such ego manic they really do they name these kids crazy names.
Submitted by highrisehomo on August 22, 2008 - 6:32pm.
Has anyone ever considered that all these crazy celebrity kid names are just to protect their real identities? I mean come on...
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Yes, Gwen Stefani is shoving her identity crisis down her children's throats
Has anyone ever considered that all these crazy celebrity kid names are just to get attention?
What he's a scientologist? LOOKS LIKE EARL HAS TO DIE!
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"Do you think he's gonna scream "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" when he cannonballs into the pool?"
ROFL!!!!!!!! That's going to be one well adjusted child but Zumanesta Rock is going to get beaten up
everyday at 3 o'clock. At least i hope.
Jermain Jackson wins the name game hands down..he named his kid: JERMAGESTY! WTF?!
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$cientologist idiot doofus
Ditto GIG!
*shakes head*
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Has anyone ever considered that all these crazy celebrity kid names are just to protect their real identities? I mean come on...
Time heals all wounds, Laughter prevents scarring.
I used to like Jason Lee, but then he named his 1st kid "Pilot Inspektor", and he's a $cientologi$t.
He's an idiot and a cult freak.
I am requesting for him to shave that ugly mustache.
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