I Need To Know Her Name!
Jason Lee's girlfriend Ceren Alkac popped out a baby girl on August 10th. Unfortunately, we don't know her name yet. This is the couple's first. This is also very important news for me, because I cannot wait to hear what they have named her. As you know, Jason already has a 4-year-old son named Pilot Inspektor with some other broad.
These two look pretty creative so I'm hoping they completely outdo the name Pilot Inspektor. They have their work cut out for them now that Lunesta Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale has entered the world.
When Pilot was born, Jason said they came up with his name after listening to Grandaddy's 2000 album The Sophtware Slump. Jason said, "The opening track, 'He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's the Pilot,' absolutely blew my mind when I first heard it."
Please tell me they've been listening to a lot of ABBA! Chiquitita Enchained would be the best name ever. I have faith in Jason. He'll deliver an unforgettable name and it will be dazzling. Watch him name her "Jennifer" just to fuck with us.
Source: UsWeekly
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the baby is called Casper Jade Lee or something like that not sure on the middle name
He looks uber off his wonkers and she looks too pretentious to even consider a normal name. So as MK said expect super crazy name or boring/safe name. The latter just to be asses.
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I'd name him Cornwallis Custardchucker.
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
I vote for Proctologist Anne
They look like brother & sister.
"Romy is jerking you, people. No name has been announced yet, and "Anonymous" posted the same thing over at usmagazine.com."
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Ehm well actually I'm the jerkee not the jerk. I thought I had a reliable source there...lol
It can't be as bad as Moxie CrimeFighter
I bet she'll be named:
Sailor Boat
Tape Player
Captain Hook
Cruella
Billy Cox
Larry Earlitta
Cantolope Face
Grapefruit McGee
Mole Head
Fugly Lisious
I bet it will be something stupid like Pilot Inspektor. I could do this all day.
Romy is jerking you, people. No name has been announced yet, and "Anonymous" posted the same thing over at usmagazine.com.
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
Am I odd for liking the name "Pilot"? I mean, there's Stone Phillips, Forest Whittaker, etc., which are not the "usual" names and those people have done well in life.
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Just for the record, Ceren Alkac (pronounced Jair-en Al-kahch) is a Turkish name and it's most likely that Neral is Turkish as well.
Mashallah to the new little one!
Submitted by plain_sliced on August 23, 2008 - 9:43am.
pilot inspektor aint so bad. beats 'francis bean' or 'rumor' by a mile. what ever happened to indian names like 'brown dog crapping by tree' or 'yellow goose?'
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It ain't going to happen because people are too damn stupid. Who the hell names their kid Francis Bean, Inspekor Piolet or Rumer. Oh, here is my resume. Please ignore it says Francis Bean, Inspekor Piolet or Rumer at the very top. Just look at my education and qualifications, please. OK, WE WILL CERTAINELY DO THAT, OK. Chuck to the garbage. With a name like Sitting Dove or Hidding Bear, you may have a chance employers will recognize you are Native American. But Imspekor Piolet, I don't think so.
What happened to Dogdish Bangladash? What happened to that hot peice? I'm angleo, but I would love to get my hands on a fine Indian peice out there. Do we have a fine Indian slice of meat who wants to speak up?
Neral!? There are four possibilities. She was conceived in Neral, India and they think they're being cute. They realize children of Scientology end up with neurological disorders. They really liked Nermal from Garfield, but missed a letter on the birth certificate. Or it's the name of L. Ron Hubbard's left alien nut.
pilot inspektor aint so bad. beats 'francis bean' or 'rumor' by a mile. what ever happened to indian names like 'brown dog crapping by tree' or 'yellow goose?'
This just in! Her name is Neral Kaclee Lee!! Not as bad as Pilot Inspektor, eh? I kinda like it!
Wait...isn't that an anagram of the mother's name??
Good thing these celebrity spawn have a built-in border from normal people in the world, because with names like this they'd be guaranteed a beatdown on any park in America.
Pilot Inspektor?
WTF?!
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Submitted by TheDrizzle on August 22, 2008 - 9:51pm.
"Snack Pack", "Snack", "Snack Lee", "Del Monte Lee", "Rebar", "Cornpone", "Wick", "Wick Lee".
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Those are some great names! LOL
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I always thought Jason was a sexy beast, the skateboarding thing probably helped. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fB2z2LfXlU Then again I must say I have a weak spot for funny and slightly cocky guys. Sucks he went Scientologist, though.
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Cara - just looked at that vid - who's the kid singin into the mic? He's hot, wud looooove to bump him....
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
MK please come back. It just isn't the same without you.
I imagine he'll call her Pinkrobot Yoshimi, after being inspired by a Flaming Lips song.
And I weep that he is a Scienobot.
Rhiannon, of course it's okay! After all, the Gay Cruiser and Katiebot did it. And look how happy and successful and well-adjusted they are.
Here's the song for Pilot Inspektor:
http://www.last.fm/music/Grandaddy/+videos/+1-M7zm7oTj1sE
...its' so...cheap - but it's kinda pretty.
Maybe he could name his little girly Chartsengrafs:
http://www.last.fm/music/Grandaddy/_/Chartsengrafs?autostart
I like that song better.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
I like "My Name is Earl"- it's pretty funny.. ..Jason lee is also in Kevin Smith films, that I love. But I hate that he named his kid Pilot Inspektor....horrendous.
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Yeah I can hear that
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I always thought Jason was a sexy beast, the skateboarding thing probably helped. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fB2z2LfXlU Then again I must say I have a weak spot for funny and slightly cocky guys. Sucks he went Scientologist, though.
I feel a Cessna Looka coming on...
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It's a shame about Beck, now he's the enemy.
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Wow, apparently having children out of wedlock is A/ok w/ Scientology......homosexuality is not. Thank you Jason Lee.
Nighty-night whores...I'm off to get my BE-YOO-TAY sleep...What? Oh, like all you whores are such freakin' supermodels! I happen to have a "unique" kind of beauty...Yeah, Ok, I gotta go sleep off some fug...HAPPY NOW??? Jesus!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 22, 2008 - 10:19pm.
Tigerlilly, you said it! I keeps forgetting about poor Bluebell Madonna......fucking COW'S name, NOT a child.
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Yeah, reminds me of icecream... either slutty icream or holy icecream depending on your perspective, but a ho shouldn't have to think about her icecream like that...Ok, I've gotten off track, but in my defense, icecream is more important than kids...What? It just is...Fine, bitches, name your kid Hagan Daz for all I care...Bitches is still gonna care more about the damn icecream than your kid...It's just natural. ;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Tigerlilly, you said it! I keeps forgetting about poor Bluebell Madonna......fucking COW'S name, NOT a child.
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I got something to say you know; but nothing comes
Yes I know what you think of me; You never shut-up
Yeah I can hear that
-Tori Amos "Silent All These Years"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 22, 2008 - 10:32pm.
MissPriss, Zuma is because they hang out in Malibu....aren't they so cool? (rolls eyes)
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Too bad they've never been to Hoboken.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
How on earth does Jason Lee ever get laid? I think he is one of the most unattractive men around.
"As you know, Jason already has a 4-year-old son named Pilot Inspektor with some other broad."
hmmmm, Pilot.....Inspektor, hmmmmm, what could they name her, how about "Driver Detektive".
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The next generation of Marys, Davids, Janes, Johns and the like are gonna get the shit beat out of them by the likes of Apples, Piolet Inspektors, Moxie Crime Fighters, Blue Belle Madonnas...Yeah, this trend of naming your baby fucked up things will mushroom...If I had a kid, I'd name it Carnage Dontfukwime Tigerlilly...Bitch would be a bad ass and beat a Bluebell Madonna lil' ho down like that bitch deserves....
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Zuma Nesta ROCK is all kinds of fucked up
I like Gwen and all, but this is kind of stupid
It sounds like the title of one of her albums
Love.Angel.Music.Baby...Zuma.Nesta.Rock...ugh
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PSL
*rolling eyes with you*
Oh shit
*eyes got stuck*
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As much as I like Jason, he's a scientoloonie!
All Hail Xenu!
MissPriss, Zuma is because they hang out in Malibu....aren't they so cool? (rolls eyes)
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I got something to say you know; but nothing comes
Yes I know what you think of me; You never shut-up
Yeah I can hear that
-Tori Amos "Silent All These Years"
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Submitted by highrisehomo on August 22, 2008 - 6:32pm
I actually think highrisehomo meant that somehow these celebrities are intelligent enough to come up with crazy names for the public to punk us but name their kids normal names to protect their indentities. Not so, highrisehomo, first they are not that bright and second, gossip sites check actual birth records, so these are the kids actual names. Celebs are now just figthing to see who is the cleverest celeb when they come up with names -- a who is who for baby names -- they can only win sooooo many awards but they can win the respect of other crazy celebs when it comes to the craziest name -- regardless of how it impacts the kids -- as it is not about the kids just their competition with each other____________________________________________
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Oh and I read somewhere today that Nesta was Bob Marley's middle name. I don't know where the hell Zuma is from
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How about Polize Detektive? That would be cute Inspektor and Detektive playing outside!
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Named after song lyrics? How about "Stagger"?
Oh no, now I am showing my age!
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Has Jason Lee even gotten to OT level yet? He's been a Scientologist since 1992. Anyway, I am sure he will name his spawn some dumb ass name. Celebrities, especially actors, always try to be so eccentric and pull that bullshit.
My God, they look like brother and sister
Submitted by mike on August 22, 2008 - 6:47pm.
I was crestfallen when I found out Beck was a Scientologist.
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I hear you, Mike. I LOVE l.o.v.e. luv Beck. The man is a genius. I was slightly less irked when I found out that his father was a Scientologist and Beck had been raised as a Scientologist all his life. It seems slightly less insidious then if he converted after he was famous in some crazy cultish move to anchor/preserve his stardom, as it appears so many celebs do. Maybe I'm just rationalizing, though.
I was hoping for the name "Snack Pack", or just "Snack". I like "Snack Lee" - it has a decisive ring to it. Or maybe in the lunch box treat realm - simply "Del Monte Lee". "Rebar" is also good, as is "Cornpone", or "Wick". I like "Wick Lee" too.