TGIF!!!

Spaghetti Cat's owner has been found! Spaghetti Cat and his owner, Faye Murrell, were featured on Animal Planet's "Pet Star." Above is a clip of Faye's other spaghetti-eating pussy, Tessa, and this shit is both hilarious and terrifying. Here are some of my favorite moments from this clip:

0:35 - Faye tells us that she decided to teach her pussies how to eat with a fork, because she wanted some extra company at dinnertime. That's what dolls are for!

0:57 - Faye dips Tessa's paws into a bowl of water while singing "this is the way we wash our paw, wash our paw." This shit looks like a scene right out of a horror movie. It's like a satanic ritual. Hold me. I'm scared.

1:09 - Tessa is eating spaghetti with a plastic fork while wearing a bib! Faye velcros the utensil to Tessa's paw. Call PETA! Shit, Tessa has better manners than I do.

1:30 - Tessa is using chopsticks! Fucking chopsticks! Faye tells us she thought it would be a good gesture since they were going to Korea. This is too much. I can't take it.

1:37 - Tessa is eating ice cream with a spoon!!!! Faye says that Tessa would also like to have a meal with Oprah Winfrey. The sad part is that I think Faye actually heard Tessa tell her that.

One day Tessa is going to get up the nerve to stab Faye with a fork! Faye is about as crazy as they come, but I'm probably going to be just like her when I'm her age.

Thanks Laura