TGIF!!!
Spaghetti Cat's owner has been found! Spaghetti Cat and his owner, Faye Murrell, were featured on Animal Planet's "Pet Star." Above is a clip of Faye's other spaghetti-eating pussy, Tessa, and this shit is both hilarious and terrifying. Here are some of my favorite moments from this clip:
0:35 - Faye tells us that she decided to teach her pussies how to eat with a fork, because she wanted some extra company at dinnertime. That's what dolls are for!0:57 - Faye dips Tessa's paws into a bowl of water while singing "this is the way we wash our paw, wash our paw." This shit looks like a scene right out of a horror movie. It's like a satanic ritual. Hold me. I'm scared.
1:09 - Tessa is eating spaghetti with a plastic fork while wearing a bib! Faye velcros the utensil to Tessa's paw. Call PETA! Shit, Tessa has better manners than I do.
1:30 - Tessa is using chopsticks! Fucking chopsticks! Faye tells us she thought it would be a good gesture since they were going to Korea. This is too much. I can't take it.
1:37 - Tessa is eating ice cream with a spoon!!!! Faye says that Tessa would also like to have a meal with Oprah Winfrey. The sad part is that I think Faye actually heard Tessa tell her that.
One day Tessa is going to get up the nerve to stab Faye with a fork! Faye is about as crazy as they come, but I'm probably going to be just like her when I'm her age.
Thanks Laura
Feeding anyone spaghetti should be considered torture, because spaghetti's the nastiest thing in the world.
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
I'm not surprised she "doesn't want to share her secret". She's making the cat do something completely unnatural. I can imagine how she might have gotten her cat to do this, and it would have involved starving it.
lmao! You know her kids are like "ohh nooo!!! mommy is sharing her crazy with the whole world!"
and her husband... u know he gets it when he hangs with the guys. his wife is a little 'off' lol
but i dnt know if i like spaghetti cat anymore. he's so spoiled and likes it! i feel like i can't relate. i had frozen chicken nuggets and fishticks growing up lol
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I have now witnessed it all. I'm ready to die.
wow.
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Korea!? What the hell is she talking about? Does she mean the Olympics in China or is she really bringing the cat to Korea. She'd better watch out - they might EAT her pussy.
Submitted by DeeDee on August 23, 2008 - 8:51am.
Ooooo, wake and bake! The very best high. *taking looooooong drag*
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Oooo...bad girlie! That's my job!
Makes a lot of sense on the sketty cat thread. I think everyone should smoke a fattie while reading this - it makes it more funny and less scurrry.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
It's nice that the "cat" has dreams.
Oh, and that was not a spoon - it was a freakin' spork!
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DeeDee, that sounds nice. Since I have a place to go then I'll prob just dig a couple more holes. Muahahaha.. *packs more stoner food*
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You just try and run me off, Bitch!!
Hahahaha, Okie! You can hide out at my house when the fuzz comes looking for you. We can have waterslide times and gorge ourselves of stoner food.
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DeeDee I no like the hubby anytime. he went thru my phone last nite due to a text I got like @ 12. Like it was my fault I got one. WTF. MEN!! Argh! *digs hole in backyard for body*
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You just try and run me off, Bitch!!
Ooooo, wake and bake! The very best high. *taking looooooong drag*
Hahahaha, you no likey the hubby in the morning?
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DeeDee.. Oh I'd be perfect If i was still in bed. but then If i was in bed then that would mean I'd still be by my husband. So I guess I'm happy that I'm at work.. lol.. How are you?? *gives you a joint*
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You just try and run me off, Bitch!!
Good morning Okie! How is my little pot leaf of love doin?
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OMG, DeeDee,You are right, Dr Destructo's 2 comments are pretty fucking funny!
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You just try and run me off, Bitch!!
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on August 22, 2008 - 11:57pm.
Both of your comments made my laugh! :)
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She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
I remember this I saw it on TV before.
I couldn't ask for a more entertaining thing to start off the weekend right.
Excellent. Gold medal!
Submitted by Diego on August 22, 2008 - 7:41pm.
The thing I find most tragic about this is that Faye is dating a young billionaire and I am reading about how she taught her cat to eat with a fork.
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ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fork... fine
Chopsticks... fine
Spoon... fine
Stinky ass cat food on the table while I am trying to eat.... fuck naw!
--thanks awfully--
Crap! I double posted, so I edited out the second comment! You saw nothing!
Oh well. Stop by some night and check out my birds. When I have excess (they breed like rabbits), I mount tiny razor blades to their beaks, claws, and wings and put them into the Squab Dome! Two fly in, one flies out! My neighbors have an excess of canaries that they swear are tougher than my birds. Well, we'll see about that!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
One of these days we'll see a prison interview on here with the husband describing in detail how his wife had a slight 'accident' when she tripped on her cat's tail at the top of the stairs. Being a good husband, he followed her verbal, unwritten wishes to be ground up and fed via spork to the same murderously intentioned feline. His lawyers will fight the conviction saying that their client's uncontrollable smirking during his testimony is not to be construed in anyway as guilt.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Sandbitch-
You're puppy is adorable! Is that a girl? She looks very happy. You can see she knows she's loved.
As for the woman and her cat, I have no comment other than to say that that's not love.
Didn't read any of the comments so I am sure this has been said before..
1) WTF?
2) WTF?
3) WTF?
4) Empty nest much?
5) Hubbie hates her ass otherwise after your kids leaving you wouldn't have any time to teach a pussy these tricks!
6) I am sure her kid's table manners are less sophisticated than the cat's
7) this pussy eats with a fork and spoon -- but can it toss a salad? its mamma seems lonely ____________________________________________
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I wonder if her kids come by anymore or claim her after that aired -
They ought to velcro utensils to Faye's completely taped over hands and see if she likes it. Crazy Bitch.
Submitted by KittenKatinCanada on August 22, 2008 - 10:07pm.
Tessa the cat has better table manners than my husband.
...and this lady's husband too, evidently, since she got all snarky like "I needed somebody to eat with"
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I never thought I could love a redhead...
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 22, 2008 - 9:53pm.
My puppy on christmas day...
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Aw! So sweet:)
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Tessa the cat has better table manners than my husband.
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My puppy on christmas day...
Submitted by CeeCee on August 22, 2008 - 9:15pm.
I was even thinking of taking him to PetSmart to meet Santa last year (I didn't, I'm not that psychotic - yet.)
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HEY! I have pictures of my dog with Santa!
I'm no crazy cat lady!
My doggy DID want to meet Oprah!
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
JESUS!!! Tessa even figured out the spork. One smaty pussy!
This will totally be me one day. I already have a cat I treat like a human and I'm only in my 30s. My other cat is just a regular cat, but this cat pees in the toilet and talks to me. He's my little prince. I'm going to be a crazy cat lady. I was even thinking of taking him to PetSmart to meet Santa last year (I didn't, I'm not that psychotic - yet.)
Oh yeah, I take him for walks with a harness and leash, like she does. I can't tell you how many startled looks I get. I have to because he climbs on the roof and can't get down and there's all this drama.
I'll be impressed when that cat can wash a dish after it eats. My lazy critters need to do real work, like vaccuuming, laundry, hell, even go get a real job and pay some rent and buy their own food.
I wouldn't even want my pet eating at the table anyway. Bad enough my cat fricking yowls all morning if there's no food in her bowl...I can't imagine her giving me a "bitch please, where's my fork, sardines, and spaghetti"
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My cats are backwards. All they do is eat, sleep, piss and shit. Tomorrow these bitches are getting driving lessons! They need to catch up.
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The thing I find most tragic about this is that Faye is dating a young billionaire and I am reading about how she taught her cat to eat with a fork.
MK that totally made my day! Craaaaaaazy!!!
Submitted by gyeah on August 22, 2008 - 5:44pm.
This is what i'd call "white people shit." I'm glad to see blacks are catching up.
HA HA HA HA HA this is exactly what I said! I mean, I've got some crazy in my family, but DAMN. The even sadder part is this is likely to be my ass in 40 years if I'm not careful! A crazy Black biddy! Next thing you know, she'll have the damn cat cooking dinner and serving it too! Her poor husband. Lawdamercy!
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Charmin:I just made this account,i read ur blog everyday,this pussy got tricks yo!
Teaching cats to eat with chopsticks is nothing. If this chick really wants to impress us with her animal tricks, she can train Paris Hilton to read a book.
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This is what lonelyhearts end up doing when their BFF's get tired of them crashing their family vacations.
Jennifer Aniston, this is your future...
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Meh. This is no big deal...my cat's being flipping me the bird for years.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Meh. This is no big deal...my cat's being flipping me the bird for years.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I think we might have another animal cloner on our hands...
...and thankyouverymuch, Triscuit! :)
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LMAO!
For real!
0:57 - Faye dips Tessa's paws into a bowl of water while singing "this is the way we wash our paw, wash our paw." This shit looks like a scene right out of a horror movie. It's like a satanic ritual. Hold me. I'm scared
oh shit 3 posts in a row ...time to get a lyfe.
toodles
Submitted by Dgrin on August 22, 2008 - 6:42pm.
so FAKE!
you can tell that they have strapped the forks,spoons and sticks to the poor kitty's paws...big deal any cat can do dat...
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i think you just busted out the ...ssshh..."secret"...don't tell anyone else!
Submitted by mike on August 22, 2008 - 7:15pm.
Submitted by gyeah on August 22, 2008 - 5:44pm.
This is what i'd call "white people shit." I'm glad to see blacks are catching up.
LOL! I'd call that "white people shit" as well, and I'm a cracka!
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She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?