Mayer Time!
Is it just me or is John Mayer sort of wearing Hammer pants? I see just a hint of "U Can't Touch It" and I don't like it one bit. I don't even want to see a teensy bit of Hammer pants flavor. Let's not go there.
Stepford Katie's pegged jeans, I can handle. But 80s surfer pants of any kind should be kept in a box in your garage with the word "memories" scribbled on it. You can only take them out to dance to songs from the period and that's it. Do not wear them outside of the house. Not even the gym. Nowhere.
I mean, what's fucking next? Ripped up denim coochie cutters over spandex bicycle shorts? I don't think my ass can handle that anymore. And yes, I used to rock that shit in elementary school. I thought I was the sexy shit. No wonder my nickname was Fruity Pebbles.
Here's more of weepy Mayer with his brother outside of Nobu in NYC last night.
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Fruity Pebbles is an AWESOME nickname. Word on the spandex under the cookie cutters...that was a trend that maybe had a month going for it and then disappeared quickly!
Your face!
Stupid Mayer and his shaved head and his douchey groupie fucking ways. UGH! He is such a MESS!
Your face!
I always kinda liked that he f*cks his groupies and seems to be madly metro. He is a huge mess, people seem to give him a wide berth for some reason, Bowie and Pete Townsend were no different, I can tell u from second hand experience, man hoes all!!!!! Stallone too..
Religion is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007
I am starting to think he and Jessica were perfect for each other. Both go on and on about themselves like we give a crap.
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Who'd wanna fuck that? That fiends
, I mean friends bitch is clearly mentally disabled.
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I love that you shared that with us 'Fruity Pebbles' you are the shit****
And I ain't kidding.
Religion is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007
I'd like to add to angel's comment John "will fuck AND talk for attention" Mayer. Douche head mayer looking kool! We should not make fun of MayerDouche cos he likes to talk and talk about himself! She i mean he is a person will feelings too!
My grandmother use to wear hammer pants..no lie...she would sew them herself and then she got all the older heavy set ladies at church wearing them too. They kept gushing about how comfortable they were...lmao. I love my grams.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
I love Fruity Pebbles!
I don't love John Mayer.
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But you don't understand my point of view,
I suppose there's nothing I can do....
You didn't stand by me, no not at all
You didn't stand by me, no way
- The Clash "Train In Vain"
Totally funny about his hair.. Where is your full thick hair? huh? Did one of your many enemies, shave it off while you were sleeping w/ your binky?
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You just try and run me off, Bitch!!
It's like if Jude Law and David Blaine had a kid, and his brother is a distant cousin of X-tina's bat-boy
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 22, 2008 - 3:57pm.
This mega-douche again?!
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srsly, heard this fucker on the radio this morning yammering about why he hit and quit it with Aniston, WTF? going on about "when it's time to move on, just gotta be honest, be real, blahahahahah--" he went on and on like FOREVER and the pap or whoever in the background on asked in passing
Didn't this prick claim he just wanted his privacy when he was with Jessucka Simp? swear he sounds like a live blog/podcast, STFU prick. Listening to the details of his murderously boring fucks is like nails on chalkboard!
He looks like a gay 1980's mafia hitman. It seems fitting that he would try such a daring *cough* FUG *cough* look.
What lil gay fishing shoes he has on. Just slip on and go, right John. Loser!
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You just try and run me off, Bitch!!
He is usually HOT, but is definitely looking pretty cracked out these days.
Also, that isn't his brother...it's the comedian James Smith.
He's trying to pull off that rebel-just-don't-care-how-I-look aura that Johnny Depp emits, unfortunately Mayer wouldn't know cool if it froze his d!ck off.
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I can't help it if your sister is just prettier.
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Submitted by nycmom on August 22, 2008 - 4:08pm.
yes, he's a jerk but he is a cute and somwwhat amusing jerk. I like an arrogant man. I find them sexy
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he's no arrogant man, he's arrogant manpussy. Trying way too hard.
If Skeletor had a fatter brother...
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Trampoline in the Olympics? What’s next, trac ball, hide-n-go-seek?
yes, he's a jerk but he is a cute and somwwhat amusing jerk. I like an arrogant man. I find them sexy
No wonder my nickname was Fruity Pebbles.
OMG MK - you crack me up!
Even his brother is fug.
Oi John, you're into the dying seconds of your 15 mins. Thank God
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When did Z Cavarichi's come back into style?
What in the FUCK is this mongoloid wearing?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Why does anyone care about this shit-covered pee stain???
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"I still think we should find a way to let Brangelina know that there are people out here who love them and want to wish them all the best… I wanna write a poem like some other people did but I’m not that smart. "
John "will fuck for attention" Mayer.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Fruity, Fruity Pebbles And Caramel
peanut, peanut butter And Jelly..
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You just try and run me off, Bitch!!
He's not even worth gossiping about :(
Boo.
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Whenever you feel fat, just look at one of your pinkies. I love my pinkies. - MK, duh.
On the upside, he's either gonna have to go bald or get plugs soon. Both of those events show a lot of promise, to me, for being highly entertaining:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
*primal scream*
I hate the very sight of this arrogant fuckbag!
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
This mega-douche again?!
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