Throw The Book At Her!
20-year-old Heidi Dalibor of Grafton, Wisconsin was arrested earlier this month over a couple of library books. No, she didn't stick them in her cooter in the middle of the library. She just forgot to turn them in before their due date.
Two cops came to Heidi's door and arrested her for not paying her overdue library fees, ignoring numerous phone calls and not showing up to court. They handcuffed her, took her down to the station and then fingerprinted and photographed her.
Isn't it a lovely mug shot? She looks so happy! She's probably thinking, "I better try and look cheer for this shit, because I know this is going to end up on The Smoking Gun."
Heidi's mother had to pay $172 to get her out of jail. Heidi also had to pay $30 for the two overdue paperbacks.
So what two books did Heidi go to jail for? Heidi checked out Janet Finch's "White Oleander" and Dan Brown's "Angels & Demons." Embarrassing! Although, if that was me, it would have been over a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book and "Dazzle" by Judith Krantz.
And books are dangerous! This is why I don't read books that often, because they get you into trouble!
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It would have been sooooooooo funny if the books she forgot to return were "Dealing with Alzheimer's" and "Steal This Book."
I once took out two encyclopedias from the library for a school project. Long story short, they ended up mixed in with stuff when we moved and got lost. I moved away from the town where the library was, but once went in a couple of years later and inquired about it. The clerk turned and huffed off to get someone in authority because I probably owed $16,000 in fees. I turned around and quickly left.
Several years after THAT I ended up finding the encyclopedias in the bookshelf in my evil sister's basement. This was probably seven years after I took them out. I took them and nonchalantly placed them on the returns counter when no one was looking and left.
Is true. I am criminal.
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on August 22, 2008 - 3:45pm.
I still have an original 1936 "Gone With The Wind" that my grandma forgot to return to a long-defunct library. It was due in 1939. She's been gone since 1983...
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no worries, I'm sure Homeland Security has your family in their persons-of-interest data bank -- granny's subversive behavior can't be allowed to re-surface fo sho!
library books are like the crack of the midwest.
is blockbuster gonna soon be arresting.
i need a good hiding place. shhh.
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The last time I used a library a lot was when card catalogs were used.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 22, 2008 - 3:46pm.
I once got arrested for not paying a ticket for loud noise.
But in my defense, the slut living above me was fucking too loud, but how can you defend yourself against that?
'Excuse me officer, but this skank biscuit from above gives loud love?!"
And I thought the police were kidding. Those bitches were serious!!
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FUCK NAW! Did said same skank biscuit call you in to the po-po?! the fucking nerve!
Well, at least she reads!
I have a bad rep when it comes to returning books.
I forgot to return 3 to my high school before I left town, back in '04.
I forgot to return 4 to the local library when I left town (the smae town!) in 04
Oh, and I still haven't returned to books I took out in my new local libary ('06.) (I also need to return two CD's aswell, shit)
Lesson learnt - Stop going to libarys. Just buy the books from the bookshop!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I once got arrested for not paying a ticket for loud noise.
But in my defense, the slut living above me was fucking too loud, but how can you defend yourself against that?
'Excuse me officer, but this skank biscuit from above gives loud love?!"
And I thought the police were kidding. Those bitches were serious!!
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I still have an original 1936 "Gone With The Wind" that my grandma forgot to return to a long-defunct library. It was due in 1939. She's been gone since 1983...
Thank gawd they're taking care of the real criminals in Wisconsin. Gotta love midwest justice!
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Submitted by Salem13 on August 22, 2008 - 3:42pm.
Did anybody see Eastern Promises? He really is an amazing actor and disgusting underrated IMO.
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Steam room! :D
Seriously, great movie (he and Cronenberg are good together)!
And ITA that he has not gotten the recognition he deserves.
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Did anybody see Eastern Promises? He really is an amazing actor and disgusting underrated IMO.
Submitted by kdracofan on August 22, 2008 - 3:36pm.
uuuuu! u in troubleeeeeeeeee!
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I've felt so guilty!
In my defense, I had to leave an unpleasant domestic situation rather abruptly and the book got thrown in with a mishmash of other stuff.
I think I'll go find it and send it back with a cheque.
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The C word on August 22, 2008 - 3:25pm.
Holy shit!
*whispering*
I took out "The Black Dahlia" in '91 and never returned it.
Holy shit is right! It's been 17 years!
ROTFLMAO
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on August 22, 2008 - 3:29pm.
I lost a library book that belonged to my university. Not so much lost as the dog ate it. They told me it would cost 400 dollars to buy the book, and another 150 for restocking fee. And I'm fucking on the faculity. Soooo I bought a new copy off of half.com for 16 bucks, and cut out the magnetic strip and glued it in place. Apparantly, libaries are so underfunded they are going agro on fines and stocking and restocking fees because they aren't getting any money to buy books.....Long story short, they tried to charge me 100 for restocking the book and for having to send me a letter. I fought it, because I politely reminded them faculity doesn't have to pay any library fees.
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Makes me wonder when Cops will feature SWAT teams busting down doors with MIA book lists in hand.
The C word on August 22, 2008 - 3:25pm.
Holy shit!
*whispering*
I took out "The Black Dahlia" in '91 and never returned it.
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uuuuu! u in troubleeeeeeeeee!
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This would have been totally awesome if it was over not returning a Harry Potter book!! ;P
I think i would be laughing too...but then again, I'm not THAT stupid.
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OH IT'S THE WHOLE THING!! YOU LOVE ME CLARISSE YOU LOVE ME!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Stoney,
Yeh, the scene where he does the D.H. Lawrence poem about controling the sun..
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Submitted by OneLiner on August 22, 2008 - 3:26pm.
She seems excited, like she's enjoying the whole experience.....i bet she now thinks she's Gangstah.....
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yeeeeaaah, she hopped on her drop-top VW Rabbit yo, and floored that bitch to the stylings of:
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Submitted by soul on August 22, 2008 - 3:31pm.
I wonder if she can ever check out a book again?? will they cut up her card?? put her face on a poster in the liberry, this could happen to you younsters if you don't return your D books!
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she belongs on one of those READ library posters, right next to Oprah.
OMG Clarisse! Is it the scene at the beginning about the little bird falling frozen dead from a bough??? Or or or the one about the ebb and flow of the tide and these are the things I control in my world?!
Goddamn slow internets!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I wonder if she can ever check out a book again?? will they cut up her card?? put her face on a poster in the liberry, this could happen to you younsters if you don't return your D books!
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;) :) :O =) :p :( :\ :D
Like on Seinfeld when George Costanza never returned Jerry's book.. And the Gym teacher was on the library steps years later and called George, CantStandya Can'tStandYa... lol..
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You just try and run me off, Bitch!!
Psst...Stoney...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NT8l-eHZvM
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
I lost a library book that belonged to my university. Not so much lost as the dog ate it. They told me it would cost 400 dollars to buy the book, and another 150 for restocking fee. And I'm fucking on the faculity. Soooo I bought a new copy off of half.com for 16 bucks, and cut out the magnetic strip and glued it in place. Apparantly, libaries are so underfunded they are going agro on fines and stocking and restocking fees because they aren't getting any money to buy books.....Long story short, they tried to charge me 100 for restocking the book and for having to send me a letter. I fought it, because I politely reminded them faculity doesn't have to pay any library fees.
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This will probably the highlight of her suburbian existence for years to come.
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ummmmm I'm going out on a limb here..but I think it's the ignoring the court dates part that will get your ass thrown in the pokey.
Moral of the story. Buy the paperbacks if you don't plan on returning them anytime soon. ya idjit. Now you got a rap sheet.
I think I would be so humiliated to turn in the books after so long that I'd just throw them at the lady with a twenty and run off in disguise.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
She seems excited, like she's enjoying the whole experience.....i bet she now thinks she's Gangstah.....
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... AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! It's that postin' librarian!
My philosophy on books...if it's good enough to read, it's good enough to buy.
"White Oleander"...good book, but yeah loooong...not North and South long, but...
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Holy shit!
*whispering*
I took out "The Black Dahlia" in '91 and never returned it.
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Trampoline in the Olympics? What’s next, trac ball, hide-n-go-seek?
Just Say No To Books.
I have a serious, very large obsession with Viggo Mortensen in G.I.Jane. My boyfriends are all very aware of it. Grand Master Chief!!
*cums*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
WOT?
Obviously they have nothing else going on in Grafton. Next time she should try Paperback book swap -
Submitted by Salem13 on August 22, 2008 - 3:16pm.
Oklahoma:
Yes Aragorn aka Viggo Mortensen.
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He's so caring, He looks at me w/ caring eyes, and then I brush his head w/ a lil comb I found on the sidewalk. he giggles, then we feed each other fresh baked brownies and fall asleep.. lol
what? that could happen.
Here in L.A., if you lose the book, you pay $25.00 and it is done.......at least for the books I was taking out.....
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But you don't understand my point of view,
I suppose there's nothing I can do....
You didn't stand by me, no not at all
You didn't stand by me, no way
- The Clash "Train In Vain"
Those charges are such bullshit. I almost never take books out of the library for this reason. I have a horrible time returning stuff in when it's due back.
That Finch book is pretty good, but it loooong. I don't blame her for not being able to finish it!
Your face!
LOL Stoney: i don't think they can charge you more than the book itself costs but it might be different in different places. Arent there any librarians here? Mrs. K? Isn't she a librarian? Is there a librarian in the house???
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It's a lot less of a fucking hassle to just buy the books at those Half Price Book stores. They have them everywhere here.
I do think it's a bit extreme to arrest a girl over turning in her books at the library. That's like getting arrested over your late fees at Blockbuster, who the fuck does that?
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
I probably WOULD save money if I actually used the library system here in Delaware. But fuck it. I have Amazon Prime.
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Hahaha. She's all smiley because she knows the arrest is complete bullshit, so she might as well have fun with it. I hope her mom gets her $172 back.
Question: Is there a limit to a library fine? Like, if I wanted to turn my books back in after six years, would I owe like $4000? Because it might be cheaper just to change my name...
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
It's nice to know how the 'tax dollar's are spent.
*shaking head no"
LMAO @ "And books are dangerous! This is why I don't read books that often, because they get you into trouble"
Oklahoma:
Yes Aragorn aka Viggo Mortensen.
She looks thrilled!
She's probably thinking "Im gonna end in them internet blogs...Dlisted here I come!"
Fucking A bro'
Submitted by Green Is Good on August 22, 2008 - 3:12pm.
I'm sure the people of Grafton feel safer already.
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Well their books feel safer, She looks as if she could straight up gnaw threw the Guinness World Record book.. I had a hampster that did that once.. some resemblance here..