Friday, August 22nd 2008

Why So Angsty?


Pink, the bull dyke with a clit of gold, has a new video for her really angry song "So What." While watching this shit, I can almost feel the heat from her flaming fish breath. The bitch is mad as hell. The song is basically about pretending like everything is fine while dealing with a break-up. Pink said the song isn't about her ex-husband Carey Fart (typo and it says.) He makes a cameo in the video.

This video shows you how not to act during a break-up. Don't get mad, get fucked! Some people tell you to "eat ice cream and watch chick flicks," but I say you should eat dick cream and watch chicks with dicks flicks! That's what Pink should do. Put down the chainsaw and pick up a vibrator! Her clenched vagina will thank her for it.

And I've always loved Pink. She's the gayelle love child of Brigitte Nielsen and Tabatha from "Salon Takeover."

Posted by: Michael K


VooDooVixen's picture

"This video No Longer Available" is what I get.

Anyhoo, MK you forgot the other gene pool contribution to Pink and that would be that she is part Wendy O. Williams of the Plasmatics!

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Khensu Hetep's picture

Pink always irritated me because she seemed like one of those Avril types, the "I hate slutty girls but will take my clothes off for anyone who asks", but on the other hand, I agree with a lot of things she says. It's just HOW she goes about saying them.

Just because she's slightly annoying and looks a little bit masculine doesn't justify Carey Hart cheating on her. (Isn't that what he did?)

He deserves to be pwned.

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She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
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Albatross's picture

"This video is no longer available." Goddamn it!

I love Pink, so I'll probably buy her new album even if it sucks dog balls.

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gyeah's picture

Submitted by M.E. on August 22, 2008 - 4:41pm.
No, It has been reported somewhere, that Carey was indeed on set for this video."

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Thanks for clarifying.

Maybe they're bringing back the FleetwoodMac thing?...interesting....

Drinksonme's picture

Mike the Pink vid is gone.I think they photoshopped Carey in and he's suing now maybe she will have to pick will it be a taco or a hot dog.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!

M.E.'s picture

Why is the video unavailable now???

Freak Speely's picture

Pink's breakup songs make you wanna go out and kick the ass of every guy you see on the street and then go buy an Indigo Girls CD.

M.E.'s picture

Submitted by gyeah on August 22, 2008 - 10:29am.
Submitted by snowpiece on August 22, 2008 - 1:39pm.
I like Pink, she's the best when you are pissed as hell at some guy and her lyrics are always very fitting.
I don't know how this song is NOT about Corey Hart, I mean Carey.

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It's always interesting when your "art" and life mirror. Maybe those shits, SHOTS of Carey Grant might have been added to the video from a different source just to fuck with him mm? mm?
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No, It has been reported somewhere, that Carey was indeed on set for this video.

FabulousDivaBuns's picture

Sounds like they are giving away Gwen's spot. I guess that's what you get when you are pregnant for a hundred years.
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TheBreakdown's picture

I'm sure that Pnk is more than pleased to be able to devote more time to diving into the pink without a beard saddled to her hips.

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Drinksonme's picture

Submitted by paris herpes on August 22, 2008 - 11:42am.
But Pink is keeping the door open...why lead him on?Why does not she burn her bridges and let Carey go?
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!

anna hannah's picture

God she's such an ugly crass pig. How long can your career run on being a fucking angry bitch? It's boring get over yourself already.

paris herpes's picture

So he wants to have children? Weird...Pink doesn't want children. I don't see what the problem is, if someone isn't ready to have children then they're not. Pink is probably just hurt because he doesn't want to be with her unless they have children. That's understandable. Her lifestyle probably doesn't allow it. I think Pink will get over it. Mmmm, pillowfight orgies look so fun!

Your face!

gyeah's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on August 22, 2008 - 1:39pm.
I like Pink, she's the best when you are pissed as hell at some guy and her lyrics are always very fitting.
I don't know how this song is NOT about Corey Hart, I mean Carey.

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It's always interesting when your "art" and life mirror. Maybe those shits, SHOTS of Carey Grant might have been added to the video from a different source just to fuck with him mm? mm?

hahaha Corey Hart

Leatherette's picture

I like some of her tracks, but when gossip sites give two posting shits about who this girlboi's humping, yes: the terrorists win.

Mish's picture

Awkward.......

Drinksonme's picture

Hey Pink and Carey were an item for 4 years then he pops the qesstion not once but twice in that fourth year and she sais no.So he tried to go on with his life after that and she shows up at this competition he was in and she pulls out this sign "Will You Marry Me?" on it and he leaves the race to be with her and says yes.Now this is when I thought she was cool and after they got married I thoought she was super cool.Carey just said a couple of weeks ago that he has to start a family soon because he like broke about 60 bones in his body and he wants to be able to play with his children.As it is right now he has been in pain for years and yet never got strung out on pain killers he does yoga instead and meditates.So what the fuck is he to do?What the fuck is wrong with Pink why can't she get real with herself like she does with other things?
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!

M.E.'s picture

Wow. Rant on!

paulapoo's picture

The vid is great. Love the drunk lawnmower driving to the liquor store part.

paulapoo's picture

This is another one of her songs that has an annoying beginning, but then it gets better as it goes on. I hate that na-na-na bullshit, just like I hated the hiccupy-oh-oh shit at the beginning of U+Ur Hand.

martin k.'s picture

wouldn't pink and jackie from work out make the hottest (and by hottest i also mean strongest) gayelle couple ever ??

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Ellie May's picture

Girlfriend needs a makeover and fast. Like post NAAAASTY Xtina.
That being said, her voice is still awesome.

DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

I love it.

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M.E.'s picture

A song that helped me get through one very tough break up..... This Love, by Pantera

"If ever words were spoken
Painful and untrue
I said I loved but I lied
In my life
All I wanted
Was the keeping
Of someone like you
As it turns out
Deeper within me
Love was twisted and pointed at you

Never ending pain, quickly ending life --

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You keep this love, thing, love, child, love, toy
You keep this love, fist, love, scar, love, break
You keep this love

I'd been the tempting one
Stole her from herself
This gift in pain
Her pain was life
And sometimes I feel so sorry
I regret this the hurting of you
But you make me so unhappy
I'd take my life and leave love with you

I'd kill myself for you, I'd kill you for myself --

[Chorus]

No more head trips"

zomay's picture

Yea we get it Pink, you is hardcore and don't like rules. Same shit you did in 2000.

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chin chin's picture

wait, isnt corey heart the guy who sings "sunglasses at night"?

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Hysteria's picture

Best anger lyrics of all time, courtesy of my homeboy Bob Dylan:

From MASTERS OF WAR

Let me ask you one question
Is your money that good
Will it buy you forgiveness
Do you think that it could
I think you will find
When your death takes its toll
All the money you made
Will never buy back your soul

And I hope that you die
And your death’ll come soon
I will follow your casket
In the pale afternoon
And I’ll watch while you’re lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I’ll stand o’er your grave
’til I’m sure that you’re dead

rovex's picture

Just another stroppy bitch.. Yawn, yeah men suck, if you hate them so much go dyke.. Oh wait..to late!

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Turn off your mind, relax and float down stream
It is not dying, it is not dying

Lay down all thoughts, surrender to the void
It is shining, it is shining

Yet you may see the meaning of within
It is being, it is being

Love is all and love is everyone
It is knowing, it is knowing

Stan Hooper's picture

From someone who got married and divorced quite young. Pink needs to hold her venom and fess up that she "chose wrong". If Carey didn't met her standards or she didn't meet his, then move the fuck along. Had she did that, she would have come up with a better song.

It's annoying frankly. I don't need sappy love shit but give me something empowering. Not this piece of angry garbage.

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Khandi's picture

I kinda like it.

Mel-Tang's picture

naaaaaaah. That wasn't about Carey at all! lol

I like Pink, but that song SUCKS.

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snowpiece's picture

M.E. me too, she's still a rock star, LOL
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M.E.'s picture

Hey snowy - I'm good. It's Friday WOOOT!

That polka dotted shirt and yellow skirt, light make up, she actually, looks, feminine and, cute.

I love her fuck you attitude.

Hysteria's picture

how many days are in the Olympics anyway? they should've been over about 4 days ago

the first frame - that's Pink's best side

TexnDoc's picture

<"Carey Fart (typo and it says.)">

I love that your typo corrections need typo corrections.

snowpiece's picture

LOL did she say the waiter gave her table to the big tittied chipmunk!?!!?!?!!
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Oxygen's picture

She could have just gotten this off her chest in an interview.
I mean, shit, I was mad because of my $467 Gas&Electric bill, but I'm not gonna be making a song about it.

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I still gotta pay you
If I want to see-hee
My favorite show on tee-vee-hee"

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parissucksliterally's picture

I forgot "Who Knew"....LOVE that song.

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dreamhypnotique's picture

I looked inside her nutshell and saw "Looka me I'm such a genuine, non-industry-whore badass who's tall and not pudgy, I swear and my music isn't the least bit annoying or meaningless!"

Though, truth be told, I'd hit it.

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Albino Squirrel's picture

Dear Pink,

Where do I start? I want to like you, cuz you say your from Philly even though your from the suburbs. I feel you sister, I love that you hate on stupid skanks, but then you go an record songs with them. Wtf? I mean, if you want to be an edgy bitch, be an edgy bitch! Don't sing about Jessica Simpson, throw your drink in her face! I mean you're east coast, cut a bitch or something. Cutting your hair shorter than your husbands probably ruined your marriage, sad but true. I guess that's all.

Sincerely,
Albino Squirrel

M.E.'s picture

snowpiece, yes, her songs are great fuck you break up songs. LOL.

NovaNightly's picture

I think she looked adorable in the video...if only she looked like that ALL the time. lol. Anyhew...she made some comment once about how her and Carey arent totally done, and that they might still have kids one day...or something like that. You can tell they still love eachother and are good friends. Go pink...you rawk! :D

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snowpiece's picture

M.E. yeah, those are her best songs, I agree. How are you today, Happy Friday!
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Honky's picture

Totally diggin Corey's emo haircut. Not!

M.E.'s picture

Yep, I like the bitch. "Who Knew", "Like a Pill", "Don't let me get me", "Family Portrait" those are my favorites. I like this one too.

Oh, "You and your hand" it makes me giggle.

I dont think her and Carey are through. Just look at the way they look at eachother.

snowpiece's picture

I like Pink, she's the best when you are pissed as hell at some guy and her lyrics are always very fitting.
I don't know how this song is NOT about Corey Hart, I mean Carey.
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"

kdracofan's picture

best advice ever mk

"Don't get mad, get fucked! Some people tell you to "eat ice cream and watch chick flicks," but I say you should eat dick cream and watch chicks with dicks flicks"

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The C word's picture

I like Pink but I don’t think it’s a good as some of her other stuff.
If it was anyone else, and they weren’t going through a divorce with another celeb, it wouldn’t have gotten recorded.

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