Friday, August 22nd 2008
These Boots Were Made For.....
.....the nearest fucking dumpster! I'm sure Princess RiRi's Balenciaga leg covers cost more than my prized She-Ra action figure collection, but they are still made of 100% fug! It looks like she ripped them off of one of her alien warriors. And they can't be comfortable. By the end of the afternoon, I'm sure her calves were ready to commit suicide.
RiRi also needs to show off her best feature: her runway forehead! Wipe that gay twink mop off away and let your thirtyhead breathe, RiRi! Your shining forehead is my beacon of hope!
Here's RiRi looking like one of the Trollsens on a bad day while shopping on Melrose in Los Angeles.
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I just love how they walk around texting and talking on their cell phones. Yet they arent really doing it...its just their tactic to avoid dealing with the "real" people. lol. Even Paris admits to pretending to be on her cell phone so she doesnt have to talk to people. That hwore! :D
Those boots(sandals?) are craptastic. If you stare at them long enough, you'll see a dolphin and shizz.
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Your garden club called. Their Ho is missing!
they always say that with clothes less is better, too many patterns are bad but like Siena Miller and Mischa Barton soon they will be calling her a fashion icon
Blind fashion icon
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
the man in the back is amazing
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I don't care who makes them, or how much they cost- they are UGLY!
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But you don't understand my point of view,
I suppose there's nothing I can do....
You didn't stand by me, no not at all
You didn't stand by me, no way
- The Clash "Train In Vain"
She looks good in that dress. I saw her at millionaire persoanals site """""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""" last month. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
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Ooh! I love hidden image art! Let's see...unfocusing eyes...staring at shirt...Ah! There it is!
"BROKE"
Her purse looks like giant giblets from a wildebeest. Just a plain black purse would've helped ease the eyeball assault here. (Isn't that common knowledge ..?)
It's liked she got fashion gangbanged by 1960 and 1970 aaaand 1980 all at the same time. Poor girl.
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She totally ruined her outfit with those fugly ass boot/gladiator things
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El Dude/Walter'08
I wanna cum in her "gay twink mop" hair
She looks completely ridiculous.
OMFD! Those are the ass side of ugly! Gal looks like a TV test pattern. Nasty.
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Submitted by gnehyu on August 20, 2008 - 11:24pm.
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Hope those boots were a gift.
She needs a Suze Orman intervention.
This gladiator trend in women's shoes is very unfortunate.
those boots?! *dizzy ** thud*
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Those things are hideous. Completely hideous.
They look like shin guards.
And the guy behind her reminds me of that dead guy standing in the corner.
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Trampoline in the Olympics? What’s next, trac ball, hide-n-go-seek?
Um, perhaps I have issues but I find the boots kind of interesting...and not necessarily in a bad way...
Eh, oh well.
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Whenever you feel fat, just look at one of your pinkies. I love my pinkies. - MK, duh.
Even on her worst day I doubt Rihanna would look as bad as one of the Trollsen twins. Though that outfit IS ugly.
rub some lotion on this bitch.. She's dry!
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
Normally, I am a complete boot WHORE. But these are beyond ridiculous. Could they even be considered boots? Make up your mind!
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
What are those things?? It looks like a sandals/shinguard combo. Fug.
She looks like she thinks her shit don't stink.
I'm sure the stores were all closed by the time she got that forehead covered and the boots on.
I didn't even have to read the post to know those are Balenciaga. I wonder if she got those ridiculous things out of Ashley Olsen's closet?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
From the knees up she looks cute.
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I kinda like them. They look alot better on the runway though. It looks like they maybe a bit small.
Waht th Weekee weekee *turns record table* FUCK!
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
The shoes are horrible, but the top is just as bad. The patterns remind of me of those Magic Eye books that were so huge back in the day. I f'in loved those things.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
The dude behind her looks like a real happy camper.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Well it is true. Money doesn't buy taste.
No wonder her pockets are hurting, she buys too many fugly shoes.
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Patterns, patterns...stop it! Please stop becuz I can take most things but shit like gold lame tights and mix-match in-yo-face patterns will drive me to distraction and make me old!
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Those girls in the background on the right side of the picture are totally laughing at her.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
I thought she was broke. Why is she shopping?
While I commend her for her effort, those boots are FUG as hell!
Her hair is an awkward length. Maybe she needs to shorten it again.
Those are just butt ugly. Hope she didn't waste too much money on them! LOL! Geez... Some things just shouldn't be worn outside of the house!
Ugh, they're completely mingtastic :O