Friday, August 22nd 2008
These Boots Were Made For.....
.....the nearest fucking dumpster! I'm sure Princess RiRi's Balenciaga leg covers cost more than my prized She-Ra action figure collection, but they are still made of 100% fug! It looks like she ripped them off of one of her alien warriors. And they can't be comfortable. By the end of the afternoon, I'm sure her calves were ready to commit suicide.
RiRi also needs to show off her best feature: her runway forehead! Wipe that gay twink mop off away and let your thirtyhead breathe, RiRi! Your shining forehead is my beacon of hope!
Here's RiRi looking like one of the Trollsens on a bad day while shopping on Melrose in Los Angeles.
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"let your thirtyhead breathe, RiRi!"
tee hee hee
I love that the number of fingers it takes to cover her forehead keeps going up.
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i remember she wore these already. they are ugly. i dont care how much they cost. they dont suit her and they look stupid and it looks like a kid went to camp, ate the beads they used in arts and crafts, and then came to find rihanna, shit the beads out, and smear them all over her legs.
LOLOL I bet these pics were sent in to every gossip site to curtail the rumors the b1tch was broke. :-) she had them ugly $h1ts on months ago... photo op included.
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So what she can't sing or dance, & isn't original so big deal! At least she's the best in the business - typical fan response
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Balenciaga had some out there stuff this last season. Yowsa. I believe Jennifer Connelly was the company spokesperson and she looked kind of like a loon in the some of the "outfits" they dressed her in. RiRi is a character and I believe she aspired towards some sort of "Klute" vibe, but she doesn't cut the mustard for period hooker chic.
Princess RiRi is having financial difficulties. Can someone explain?
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She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
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I have never seen a person that tries so hard to prove she has some soul...and fails so miserably.
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I truly hope that she bought those a couple sizes larger that normal. With her allegedly precarious financial situation, she may have to move into one of them pretty soon.
She is so fucking ugly and annoying! Just looking at her arrogant face makes me want to knock her the fuck out! With her big ass five head! Even her brother looks irritated to be around her!
She always wears the most God-awful shit.
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i thought ri ri was broke broke...so she shouldn't be shopping for hideous boots like this...
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This shiteous outfit looks like my migraine aura....PUKE!
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Zactly! Where are my Beta-Blockers and Anti-Convulsants.
Those boots are very high fashion, would be good for a nightclub appearance with a black dress. Def. not for Melrose in the middle of the day!
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These boots were made for retards...and that's just what they're for...one of these days these boots are gonna walk into a door.
This shiteous outfit looks like my migraine aura....PUKE!
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
I don't like this ho,she seems cold and self centered.She dresses awful all the time and she looks like a boy with the hair do.She does not impress me.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
i thought she was broke. maybe she was headed to wal-mart to do some shopping...that is where i do all my shopping..i'm poor =)
Her legs seriously aren't her best feature. Those boots are horrendous! I guess fashion is going into the fug-zone these days, I think the Trollsens have been wearing sandals this fugly as well. I thought Rihanna was hard-up for cash these days, maybe they're suing that accountant or something...
Your face!
Why does her purse look like a garbage bag???
Those shoes are so AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Was she on Hollywood & Vine?
Did she purchase those with food stamps?!
I thought Rihoho was brokey broke?!
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How can she afford those boots?
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 22, 2008 - 1:14pm.
I thought she was broke.
Send the Ninja dudes to her house to take care of this hot ass mess.
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Hell, they'd recruit her. She could be their magic fairy.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
that dress, on the other hand, can stay in the dumpster
these boots were made for walking STRAIGHT INTO MY CLOSET YUM!
Submitted by mslewis on August 22, 2008 - 9:30am.
Leave her alone!!!
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leave her alone?!?!?!?!?!!?
excuse me but just where in the fat dimpled ass do you think you are?
leave her alone....yeah, right.
LMAO
I agree Hekki! For someone who supposedly dances so much, she has no muscle tone whatsoever in her legs!
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At least they're hiding the fact that her legs have zero shape or definition.
For someone with really ugly legs, she likes to show them off a lot.
those boots are actually bullet proof. they are made for professional dancers that insure their legs.
A lot of people don't like the Spring 2008 Balenciaga line, but I love it. I mean, maybe not in the middle of the afternoon on a summer day, but Rihanna is still rocking it right here.
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Yo~ didnt anyone tell Riri she is going broke? What the hell is she doing out shopping?
She's gorgeous. I hope she's not broke already; she's way too young. She needs to take the money she has left and invest it, or she's going to be on one of those celebrity reality shows soon.
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I thought she was broke.
Send the Ninja dudes to her house to take care of this hot ass mess.
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that balenciaga shit is hot, please...but that outfit isn't fierce enough for them, she's dumbing it down for the regular people.
I don't like her, or her boots
the shoes were gorgeous on the runway, but c'mon, wearing them around town to go shopping? not workin.
plus those things cost about 10k. that is absolutely retarded.
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I love those sandals. Just not on her. Trying too hard.
she's going to a re-make of Gladiator..
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Hope she didn't have to pay for them. They're probably worth about 20% of her 20k fortune! Not a good investment.
I think I saw SJP wearing those last August. A year later and they still look wrong.
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Trampoline in the Olympics? What’s next, trac ball, hide-n-go-seek?
Since bitch is .. i mean Princess RIRI is almost royal broke, shes already making some promotion for the upcoming Predator 09 collection.
Those boots were made for HOOKING!
Seriously what the fuck was she thinking, people need to stop trying to be edgy and cool ( ahem Lindsay Lohan)and stop wearing dumb shit like this, thinking they're being SO original.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Actually, I think that with the right all-black outfit those shoes would be hot. Serious. And I like the top half. I just despise the two together.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Oh, come on people . . . She's a young woman wearing the latest fashion. Give her a break. I think she looks fabulous!! Love the shoes and the outfit. I wouldn't wear the shoes or the outfit but I love them on her. She looks young and in style. Leave her alone!!!
P.S.: That "broke" rumor is all kinds of WRONG!!! Don't listen to disgruntled employees.
those boots are hella hot. she just hasn't the style to rock them. they are TOO much for those baggy shorts and that print top. simplify, rih rih! those shoes demand a monochrome, body hugging look. they deserve justice.
If they were all black i might sport a pair of those...but that awful stripey pattern is GROSS. I bet she had to look for a long time to find a shirt to match that crap.
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This girl can't dress. Sadness cuz she ain't ugly, but paired with her shoes and getups.... FUG CITY.
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Submitted by MachSchnell84 on August 22, 2008 - 11:19am.
Um, perhaps I have issues but I find the boots kind of interesting...and not necessarily in a bad way...
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Ha! well said! Still, the whole outfit is making me kinda queasy.