Flop!
Stepford Katie's big Broadway debut in "All My Sons" is already proving to be a big dud. American Express card holders were able to buy tickets to this Lunesta fiesta a few weeks ago, but not many did. Ticket sales sucked then and they suck now. MSNBC's The Scoop reports that ticket sales continue to be disappointing. Or as Tommy Girl would say "ticket sales are GLIB." I know that sentence doesn't make any sense, but don't blame me! Tommy Girl answers everything with the word "GLIB."
Anyrobot, a source said that the show is in danger of closing early. A pr whore for the show denies the rumors, “That information is totally false. There is a healthy advance for the show, and there is no chance of the run being shortened." That's because Tommy Girl ordered his alien subjects to sell this shit out.
The producers have also put a MySpace page for the show and so far they only have one friend. And that one friend is Tom. Not Tommy Girl. Tom from MySpace.
There's a huge reason why nobody really cares about this shit. The marketing department fucked up! Who cares about Stepford Katie?! Her frozen mug should not be on the poster. The poster should feature a picture of a naked Patrick Wilson, covered in baby oil with his hands carefully clutching his "two sons." That's what the theater-going public (aka the gays) wants to see!
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ESE: I could go for a free audit right about now. My thetan count was pretty high on the last one, but I've been on a strict diet and exercise regimen since then.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
That's Dianne Wiest??? When I saw that picture I thuoght, "What the hell is Martha Stewart doing in a play?"
Stay away from the needle and surgeon's knife, Elliott's mommy!
Aw, I really like John Lithgow. Too bad he had to be stuck with the Katbot around his neck. :( If she wasn't in it, I would love to see this interpretation.
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MK, ya got too many great quotes to use in a measly signature line!
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on August 22, 2008 - 10:57am.
new marketing angle: free audits for everyone!!!
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"My wild love is crazy.
She screams like a bird.
She moans like a cat,
when she wants to be heard."
O, we're still talking about advance sales. Come on back and tell me how it went after all them fools spend and hour and a half straining to feel Katie's super subtle emotions on that big ass stage.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
I feel sorry for the true actors in this play ... Katie and her amateur theatrics are bringing this whole production down.
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"You don't remember the motorcycle gang? Doing the striptease in front of them at the bar? The iguana? Good God, man. Tell me you remember the iguana!"
Robbie? Chip? Ernie? Uncle Charlie? Oh, not My Three Sons. My bad!
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
Scientology ruins the careers of the very people they want to attract. Isaac Hayes had to leave South Park because of them, Tommy girl is the biggest joke in Hollywood, Katiebot turned down a role in the Dark Knight to make that piece of shit mad money, and the list goes on and on. I think Scientology needs a new agent.
patrick wilson is a hot piece...he was smoking hot in "little children"...all the actors in this are great EXCEPT for katie...scientos ruin everything...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
ESE: Not if everyone's food is spiked w/ barley water!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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By dramaqueen365247 - Yeah, just as soon as Parasite does.
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"Boo? Fuck You!"
-Chase Utley
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 22, 2008 - 10:51am.
sssswwwweeeeeeeetttt!!!
hi, PSL!
OT: yeah, i'd rather be hung up by my toenails than see this shit
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"My wild love is crazy.
She screams like a bird.
She moans like a cat,
when she wants to be heard."
Yeah, the cast is pretty good, really.
But, truthfully, the story doesn't sound like an easy sell, does it?
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Oh, I want Patrick Wilson to do me on top of a washing machine. Wash...spin...orgasm...repeat!
Hard Candy is a good movie, albeit a bit hard to watch at times. Well worth the rental.
I also approve of John Lithgow and Dianne Wiest. Spaghetti Cat or Ceiling Cat should take over Katiebot's part and no one will know the difference.
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on August 22, 2008 - 10:49am.
dinner theatre?!... no, no... nobody's allowed to eat... it would get in the way of the brainwashing to believe KatieBot's still alive
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"My wild love is crazy.
She screams like a bird.
She moans like a cat,
when she wants to be heard."
Submitted by lara on August 22, 2008 - 9:49am.
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They could have every Oscar winner from here to Bethesda lined up to be in this play and it could still flop. Anything the Cruises touch these days turns into gold-plated shit. They're box office poison and only have themselves to blame. Katie was C-list at best before marrying Tom- she has zero onscreen and onstage presence, poor timing and the thought that she could jaunt to NYC with her handlers, show up on Broadway and get the people to flock is laughable.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
"poster should feature a picture of a naked Patrick Wilson, covered in baby oil with his hands carefully clutching his 'two sons.'"
LOL! Muah, MK!
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How was your night? (winks)
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But you don't understand my point of view,
I suppose there's nothing I can do....
You didn't stand by me, no not at all
You didn't stand by me, no way
- The Clash "Train In Vain"
Good cast, besides Katie....but I'll still pass...
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But you don't understand my point of view,
I suppose there's nothing I can do....
You didn't stand by me, no not at all
You didn't stand by me, no way
- The Clash "Train In Vain"
ESE, ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! As a dinner theatre vet, I can totally back this up!
Fly: I can see that happening!
I love John, & Dianne too!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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oh HELL no, snowy. I'd rather bend over for tom's thumb
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
i don't think this is true. i don't how katie will do , but Patrick Wilson is a very good actor. have you seen Little children? great movie. i hope the play will do good. katie really worked hard. i've seen pics of her going for rehearsals even on sunday.
I would be much more interested in seeing John Lithgow.
Serena LOL Tom is everyone's friend, LOL when you sign up you get him. I think he's the creator of MS, right?
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
ha ha ha Sienna I know, "awwwww so ronrey" I had to check too. Should we become their friend? TommyGirl (not Tom) might call us personally to thank us.
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
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I think Tom's getting the idea. I think he's very worried. He's thinking up an Ethan Hunt strategy as we speak. He probably stays up at night, staring up at ceiling, then calls up Katie in her wing of the house and asks, "Katie, why don't they love me anymore?"
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on August 22, 2008 - 9:44am.
Love John Lithgow.
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ditto!! thats just what i was gonna say :)
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I was so surprised to go to their myspace page and see that their one friend is the same dude that was on an acquaintence's page...we're in Ohio! I thought, 'what a coincidence?!' until I saw that Tom has 242133913 friends!
Love John Lithgow.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
AHAHAAAa i thought you were kidding but there really IS only one friend.....awwwww so ronrey.
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
I love the Fred McMurray TV series.
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Help me!
have it play exclusively in Clearwater... it'll do great
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"My wild love is crazy.
She screams like a bird.
She moans like a cat,
when she wants to be heard."
I wonder when, if ever, Katbot & TG will realize they're so universally despised?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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