Flop!
Stepford Katie's big Broadway debut in "All My Sons" is already proving to be a big dud. American Express card holders were able to buy tickets to this Lunesta fiesta a few weeks ago, but not many did. Ticket sales sucked then and they suck now. MSNBC's The Scoop reports that ticket sales continue to be disappointing. Or as Tommy Girl would say "ticket sales are GLIB." I know that sentence doesn't make any sense, but don't blame me! Tommy Girl answers everything with the word "GLIB."
Anyrobot, a source said that the show is in danger of closing early. A pr whore for the show denies the rumors, “That information is totally false. There is a healthy advance for the show, and there is no chance of the run being shortened." That's because Tommy Girl ordered his alien subjects to sell this shit out.
The producers have also put a MySpace page for the show and so far they only have one friend. And that one friend is Tom. Not Tommy Girl. Tom from MySpace.
There's a huge reason why nobody really cares about this shit. The marketing department fucked up! Who cares about Stepford Katie?! Her frozen mug should not be on the poster. The poster should feature a picture of a naked Patrick Wilson, covered in baby oil with his hands carefully clutching his "two sons." That's what the theater-going public (aka the gays) wants to see!
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Did they really think a show with tommy's robot bride would play to a sold out audience night after night? I feel bad for the rest of the cast. Holmes needs to shake the sawdust out of her brain.
Submitted by FritoDorito on August 22, 2008 - 3:20pm.
Submitted by OXA on August 22, 2008 - 1:19pm.
I think they would sell more tickets if Suri was in the play.
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And promised to reveal the identity of her real father.
--------> now that will be a good reason to watch it lol
Submitted by OXA on August 22, 2008 - 1:19pm.
I think they would sell more tickets if Suri was in the play.
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And promised to reveal the identity of her real father.
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I think they would sell more tickets if Suri was in the play.
What the fuck was Katbot thinking she was in that flop of a comedy where she brought cupcakes?Now she can leap with a single bound to hitting the boards on Broadway?
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
KateBot? Fuck her!
But Dianne Wiest looks hot in that promo!
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Submitted by TOPANGA on August 22, 2008 - 8:31am.
I don't know anything about this show, nor do I care..but what I do know is that Patrick Wilson is a hot piece of man meat. That scene with him and Kate Winslet on the washing machine in "Little Children" is forever in my memory =)
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You and me both, sister. YUM.
OT: Don't worry Katie, Tommy Girl will have his people make some calls and they'll fill the seats with a bunch of sychophant $cienos.
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"I still think we should find a way to let Brangelina know that there are people out here who love them and want to wish them all the best… I wanna write a poem like some other people did but I’m not that smart. "
Nanny Nanny boo boo,
stick your head in doo doo, Tomasina!!!!!!
bwahahahahah
Kate, you should have used this opportunity to RUN for the hills. TG was MIA for a few days. That was your chance.
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game point for Xenu, wee!
Oh, Topanga, I hear you! I was trying so hard not to develop a crush on him.
Seriously, if it was in my budget to buy tickets to Broadway shows, I'd go see this in a heartbeat. I'd get to enjoy three terrific actors and have some laughs at Katie's expense.
Same reason I watch "Showgirls" over and over.
Submitted by Helena on August 22, 2008 - 10:33am.
Thanks. You are totally correct. Neeever mind. Now that I've completed my [embarrassment exercise] for the day, it's time for a nap. It's still a funny concept. :)
[Edited for extra euphemism-aticism... hahaa!]
They hired RoboKate thinking she would be a draw. Turns out she's a snore. How this woman ever made it to Hollywood is beyond me. I'm guessing she's good with her mouth.
Seriously?? Check out the article "Rise 'n' Shine: Let's All Be Nice to Katie and Buy a Couple Broadway Tickets".
How pathetic???
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b25468_rise_shine_lets_all_be_nice_katie...
I don't know anything about this show, nor do I care..but what I do know is that Patrick Wilson is a hot piece of man meat. That scene with him and Kate Winslet on the washing machine in "Little Children" is forever in my memory =)
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
IG! ♥
What were they thinking casting the Stepford Hag? She's not a good actress, period.
And spending time being Audited by the Cult of $cientology, instead of taking ACTING lessons ain't helping.
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IG!
You would do it for free? I'll drive!
Check your e-m. I just tried to call you but no answer...
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Submitted by gnehyu on August 20, 2008 - 11:24pm.
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dramaqueen365247 on August 22, 2008 - 8:40am.
Hi Zomay! It's so funny that you mentioned The Backyardigans Live! A friend of mine is in the show & is getting my son & me free tickets & backstage passes next month
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Hi Dramaqueen! A big hug for you. That is fantastic. Your son will be so excited. I know my daughter loves that stuff. It seems all my extra time and money goes to that crap! But its all about seeing them with big smiles right!
I knew this shit was going to bomb. I feel bad for the rest of the cast, they should kick Katiebot out. She's a terrible actress IMO, that fucking crooked smile of her drives me NUTS
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PSL, I'd do that for free too. Come to think of it, there's a lot of things I'd do for free. :)
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
IG, I'd rather pay you to kick Paris' ass....Katie is already miserable.
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But you don't understand my point of view,
I suppose there's nothing I can do....
You didn't stand by me, no not at all
You didn't stand by me, no way
- The Clash "Train In Vain"
Hi, M.E. ♥ No doubt they are hot and salty. The tears of a clown.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Hi Zomay! It's so funny that you mentioned The Backyardigans Live! A friend of mine is in the show & is getting my son & me free tickets & backstage passes next month.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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okay. I seriously need to take a 'Pay Attention, Bitch!' class. I thought it said Fred MacMurray's "My three sons." lol!
Hey, Deb!! I be good, although a little soggy. Damn rain.
Katie could always hire someone to kick her ass for her. I'd do it for free!
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by islandgirl on August 22, 2008 - 7:32am.
I wonder how many times a day Katiebot wishes she could kick her OWN ass for getting caught up in all the fuckery?
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She's most likely still licking her own tears from opting out of reprising her role in Dark Knight.
What a dumb bitch.
I would rather go to the The Backyardigans Live stage show, than give my money to this. And anyone with young kids knows what kind of hell that can be.
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Michael Phelps is my favorite player. By the way, I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said he is only intersted in dating wealthy young women on that site.
IG,
Maybe if she takes up yoga she will get flexible enough to kick her own ass....
How are ya doing, cupcake???
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Submitted by gnehyu on August 20, 2008 - 11:24pm.
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Submitted by missy on August 22, 2008 - 11:22am.
i would expect nothing less from you!LOL!
OT: nah, not bothering, i gotta go!
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She screams like a bird.
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when she wants to be heard."
PSL - ♥
Hey babe!
Submitted by Hysteria on August 22, 2008 - 10:30am.
Is that the play's actual poster? omg, lol!! There's a big bomb going off in the back!
It looks like a WWII drama.
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Not to be a know-it-all, but it is a WWII drama ... it takes place in the '50s and is about events that happened in WWII. It's an Arthur Miller play.
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I wonder how many times a day Katiebot wishes she could kick her OWN ass for getting caught up in all the fuckery?
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 22, 2008 - 11:27am.
Next they should remake The Outsiders with Tommy reprising his role as "who is he supposed to be?"
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I love/hate it when they do that shit. I spend half an hour racking my brain to figure out what I've forgotten before I realize what's going on.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
The show needs to drop Patrick Wilson and the android for Kevin Bacon and Lori Singer.
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Is that the play's actual poster? omg, lol!! There's a big bomb going off in the back!
It looks like a WWII drama. My 3 sons was a COMEDY?! Hahaaaaaaha! And the last time I saw John Lithgow, he was playing a gay alien. (and a funny one too) Now he's acting with another alien. This is just lunatic-ary! i can't stop laughing. ;))
M.E.! Good to see you weren't shooed away from here....*hugs*
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But you don't understand my point of view,
I suppose there's nothing I can do....
You didn't stand by me, no not at all
You didn't stand by me, no way
- The Clash "Train In Vain"
She probably couldn't even turn twenty bucks working the meat packing district at this point. His career's just about as D.O.A. They've both become willing freaks and while that may fuel the tabloids, it doesn't fly at the box office. When a formerly-hot teen starlet's claim to fame is stage work and a once-bankable leading man is replaced in his upcoming project by a younger actress, the final curtain is about to come down.
Hey ME! What's shaking, girlie? Isn't it a beautiful day in the neighborhood?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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John Lithgow and Diane Weist should only come together again for a Footloose reunion.
That is all.
Next they should remake The Outsiders with Tommy reprising his role as "who is he supposed to be?" and Katie as Pony Boy.
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I can't help it if your sister is just prettier.
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It's all right in the look on John's and Dianne's faces! They were conned! Signed the contract and bam! next thing they know they're up there with Katie. They both have such great "subtly annoyed" faces - i would have loved to be in rehearsal;P
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Katiebot and Tommygirl are two of the biggest jokes in Hollywierd. Thanks to Tommygirl's urge to shove $cientology down everyones throat, and being a control freak egomaniac, no one wants to touch anything he has to do with-we all know this play will close early because Katiebot can't act her way out of a wet paper bag, and also because the general public is tired of his foolishness.
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God be with you, dumbass.
ESE - Ill drink to that advice! cheers!
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
well Katie might FINALLY get it, that Torobo is the kiss of death.
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I just feel sorry for John Lithgow and Dianne Wiest great actors stuck in this mess with Katie. I never thought Katie was a great actor and one has to wonder if she would get the part if she wasn't married to Tom.
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Katie Holmes was FIRED from the Dark Knight. Many people didn't know why she was hired in the first one. Then people complained about her weak acting and the producers didn't want her "Scientology-fame" overshadowing the picture and she was fired--but they allowed her to say she left "voluntarily" wink, wink.
"Katiebot turned down a role in the Dark Knight to make that piece of shit mad money,"
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Submitted by Mr. President on August 22, 2008 - 11:11am.
i'll save ya a lot of time and money... drink more!... what?! it's all i got!LOL!
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"My wild love is crazy.
She screams like a bird.
She moans like a cat,
when she wants to be heard."
ESE: Or a get away from Xenu free pass!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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I feel bad for the other cast members, really. The mistake the producers made was hiring Katie Holmes. She is NOT a big star, much less an "actress." She is famous because of Tom Cruise and nothing else. Why didn't they hire Paris Holton instead--it's the same thing--people famous for nothing. Thank goodness not many people are buying into the hype surrounding pseudo-celebrities.
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