This Hag Should Be In Prison
Katherine Hei-Hei-Heeeeeeeeeiiigggl is a criminal and should be in the chokey making government cheese sandwiches on the radiator. You see, Heigl was busted by a cop on a bike for throwing her ratty ciggie to the ground after lunching at the delicious eatery known as P.F. Chang's. Get this shit. Heigl was able to talk herself out of a ticket. NOT RIGHT!
A source told Star Magazine, "The officer told Katherine to pick up the butt and throw it away in the trash, 10 feet away. He added that he'd fine her next time he catches her tossing trash on the sidewalk." Heigl is a big piece of trash, so the cop should have ordered her into the nearest dumpster!
Seriously, that cop should get his badge taken away and demoted to desk duty. I just checked the official law book of all laws and it states that any blonde-haired witch with the name Katherine Marie Heigl who throws a ciggie to the ground must automatically be sent to prison for life without parole. It also states that she must have her mouth sewn up.
If you don't believe me, just ask Smokey Bear! Here's an extremely creepy Smokey Bear ad featuring Joanna Cassidy. Smokey watches us all at night. I know it.
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I hate Katherine Heigl. I hate her yellow hair. I hate her yellow teef. I hate her TR Knight 'best friend' stories. I hate her whining. I hate the back of her neck.
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She was probably embarrassed that she had to pick something up from the ground and be lectured though.
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That's ok - she's never going to be able to talk her face out of those wrinkles around her mouth and talking her lungs out of that emphysema's gonna be a trick too.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
if a cop in NYC tried to give me a ticket for throwing my butt on the ground I would laugh in his damn face.
they took the ashtrays away from the front of our buiding so now everyone just throws their butts on the ground and they have to employ a guy to sweep them up constantly. smart move people!
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Look at her suction. Prolly how she's gotten as far as she has.
I just lost a few precious brain cells after reading this post.
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The gangs, armed robberies and carjackings can wait. The cops need to focus on cigarette butt littering. Nice to know the LAPD has it's priorities straight.
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Submitted by JillyPoo on August 22, 2008 - 8:11am.
Submitted by oklahoma on August 22, 2008 - 9:07am.
It looks like she took about 5 hours to put that outfit together, Painted her nails that color, her glasses to match just so so. Cunt! Like she is Romy & Michelle 24/7.
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Agreed! I hate when people look so matchy matchy. It's just too "put together" to be natural.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Submitted by oklahoma on August 22, 2008 - 9:07am.
It looks like she took about 5 hours to put that outfit together, Painted her nails that color, her glasses to match just so so. Cunt! Like she is Romy & Michelle 24/7.
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Agreed! I hate when people look so matchy matchy. It's just too "put together" to be natural.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
I always throw my buds on the floor, throwing it in the bin makes me nervous cause theres paper and what if theres a fucking fire. But to bad this bitch didnt get a fine.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Remember Joanna in "Blade Runner"? Dame was FIERCE!
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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It looks like she took about 5 hours to put that outfit together, Painted her nails that color, her glasses to match just so so. Cunt! Like she is Romy & Michelle 24/7.
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Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
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WOW. That was INSANELY CREEPY.
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'Do unto others then run.' - Benny Hill
Katherine who?? Joanna's hotness overshadows everything in this thread!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
She should be thrown in prison for, uhm, wearing that creepy outfit. *shuders*
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa