This Hag Should Be In Prison
Katherine Hei-Hei-Heeeeeeeeeiiigggl is a criminal and should be in the chokey making government cheese sandwiches on the radiator. You see, Heigl was busted by a cop on a bike for throwing her ratty ciggie to the ground after lunching at the delicious eatery known as P.F. Chang's. Get this shit. Heigl was able to talk herself out of a ticket. NOT RIGHT!
A source told Star Magazine, "The officer told Katherine to pick up the butt and throw it away in the trash, 10 feet away. He added that he'd fine her next time he catches her tossing trash on the sidewalk." Heigl is a big piece of trash, so the cop should have ordered her into the nearest dumpster!
Seriously, that cop should get his badge taken away and demoted to desk duty. I just checked the official law book of all laws and it states that any blonde-haired witch with the name Katherine Marie Heigl who throws a ciggie to the ground must automatically be sent to prison for life without parole. It also states that she must have her mouth sewn up.
If you don't believe me, just ask Smokey Bear! Here's an extremely creepy Smokey Bear ad featuring Joanna Cassidy. Smokey watches us all at night. I know it.
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Submitted by sienna miller on August 22, 2008 - 7:04am.
RADIO I MISS YOU HORRRRRR!!!!!
i gotta run but i'll be BAHK and i'll find you
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Okay, I'll look for you, you hawt homewrecker! Miss you too, love...xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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Submitted by The C word on August 22, 2008 - 9:31am.
We have a neighbour who has (politely and repeatedly) asked another neighbour to stop flicking their butts onto his property.
That didn't seem to work so he now collects the butts and puts them in the offending party's mailbox, downspouts, gas tank, dryer vent, etc.
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Missy- I dont' think that happens as much as it used to, come to think of it. I don't think that would count as a discarded butt, though. :)
A couple months ago, I found a pack of ciggies while running. I didn't pick it up though, because then I'd have to carry it all the way back! Plus, I thought it was gross. You don't know where they've been!
It gets really dry here sometimes, and I've seen fires on the side of the road before on the interstate, most likely caused by a cigarette thrown out the window into leaves. Def a maybe. Dry grass, leaves plus wind and a burning cig. bad combo!! baaaaaad says the goat!
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Submitted by angel_i on August 22, 2008 - 10:06am.
Actually, a new fancy, schmancy chemical added to ciggies these days is flame-retardant, so the instances of cigarette-related fires has gone down some. Butts almost NEVER degrade though...so one day we'll be living in a land full of cigarette butts and disposable diapers. I can't wait!
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add to that list the ubiquitous plastic shoping bag, millions of disposable water bottles, and the firey breath of satan himself. Cant wait!
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Actually, a new fancy, schmancy chemical added to ciggies these days is flame-retardant, so the instances of cigarette-related fires has gone down some. Butts almost NEVER degrade though...so one day we'll be living in a land full of cigarette butts and disposable diapers. I can't wait!
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RADIO I MISS YOU HORRRRRR!!!!!
i gotta run but i'll be BAHK and i'll find you
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Submitted by sienna miller on August 22, 2008 - 9:52am.
FYI, i was not serious but im sure the real sienna leaves her filth in her wake like a snail trail.
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Hhhahaha! omg!
Submitted by KD on August 22, 2008 - 9:56am.
Submitted by Rocket on August 22, 2008 - 9:26am.
Most fires are started by dumbasses throwing their cigarettes on the ground or out of the car window. Disgusting.
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Please tell me you are being sarcastic. I have NEVER heard of such a thing. I have yet to see a fire in the middle of the road. Most fires are cause by shoddy electric wiring.
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I always thought that HOUSE fires are often caused by a cigarette, usually if a person falls alseep while smoking.
I used to nod out with a lit cig in bed all the time when I was doing the junk. Sometimes I'd wake up and there'd be a little flame on the damn bedsheet!!!! Thank god I never stared a real fire. Damn. (surrsley thank you god!)
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They're called oil absorbent face-wipes, Katherine.
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I can't help it if your sister is just prettier.
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PSL-No actually, I'm not a smoker! I just think that saying "MOST fires are caused my ciggarette butts" is a completely false statement, that's all! I don't think I could smoke and live. My respiratory system has hard enough time coping with allergies as it is.
tossing a ciggie to the ground is a most disgusting habit...cop should 've tasered her ass...hell, cop should have tasered her just because...
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Submitted by Rocket on August 22, 2008 - 9:26am.
Most fires are started by dumbasses throwing their cigarettes on the ground or out of the car window. Disgusting.
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Please tell me you are being sarcastic. I have NEVER heard of such a thing. I have yet to see a fire in the middle of the road. Most fires are cause by shoddy electric wiring.
EDIT: except for maybe in the country. You know, where the forests are. (Smokey the bear made me write this. He's scary!!)
KD, maybe not in the middle of the road, but there are schmucks here in LA who throw their cigs out the windows in the Canyons, which is extremely dangerous- and if someone has a gas leak, there could be fires....let me guess....you are a smoker? (wink)
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But you don't understand my point of view,
I suppose there's nothing I can do....
You didn't stand by me, no not at all
You didn't stand by me, no way
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Submitted by sienna miller on August 22, 2008 - 6:52am.
FYI, i was not serious but im sure the real sienna leaves her filth in her wake like a snail trail.
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Is this THE long-lost sienna miller that I know and love???
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by Mr. President on August 22, 2008 - 6:13am.
The gangs, armed robberies and carjackings can wait. The cops need to focus on cigarette butt littering. Nice to know the LAPD has it's priorities straight.
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The gang units take care of gangs. And, as unlikely as it may seem, there are not contant armed robberies and carjackings in L.A.; one beginning right after the last has commenced. Detectives are assigned to investigative follow-ups; cops themselves usually move quickly from call to call when there's stuff going on.
This cop likely is assigned to a dead beat where nothing ever happens.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Remember kids: Only YOU can prevent forest fires.
Haggl needs some manners.
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Submitted by missy on August 22, 2008 - 10:48am.
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Hey Missy!!
♥SmOOOtcheS♥
FYI, i was not serious but im sure the real sienna leaves her filth in her wake like a snail trail.
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missy Oh shit, I eat the filters! is that bad? ;P
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oh yeah and that commercial is fucking skeeery!!!
HUGE Pet peeve of mine. I've seen smokers do that shit when there is an ashtray on the table!
Throwing it out the car window is the worst though, IMO....
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But you don't understand my point of view,
I suppose there's nothing I can do....
You didn't stand by me, no not at all
You didn't stand by me, no way
- The Clash "Train In Vain"
hey triscuit!
yeah, the filters arent biodegradable... even if theyre pure cotton (most brands are synthetic) they still would take hundreds of years to biodegrade.
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I bet she does egg farts. Dirty bitch.
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Submitted by sienna miller on August 22, 2008 - 10:35am.
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the butt end is not,I think.
I smoke so don't yell at me cause I get rid of my butts!
I smoke butts and I always try to stub them out and toss them in the trash. Butt litter is nasty.
In Japan, they have smoking areas around the city with vents and trash cans to keep the city streets and air cleaner. Most people gather around these to smoke because of the great cultural pressure to put your community above yourself.
In Tokyo, its nearly impossible to find ANY litter on the ground, and most men do smoke.
It is inconsiderate to throw butts on the ground, for sure.
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I cannot stand her and the cop should have not been such a fucking pussy.
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Maaaaaaaa. That bear's chuckle at the end of the commercial almost made me shit my pants. *cries*
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DRAMA ♥: I always throw away my butts at the beach, mama! I hate that too. Nasty! I am very considerate with my used cancer sticks. ;P
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wot is the big deal, they are biodegradable.
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
Imagine if she did go to prison. OMG I'm imagining a great prison drama with her as the newbie and the others not putting up with any of her shit. She'd probably complain about every little thing and then they'd take care of her in the rec room, the laundry and then the showers.
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I hate people who litter and people that don't pick up after their dog(s) way to treat the earth asshole.
Submitted by The Fly on August 22, 2008 - 9:28am.
Plus the articles here about her are bad enough.
That's kind of true of pretty much everyone who ends up on this site. My celeb hate factor has gone WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY up since I started coming to d!
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Submitted by oklahoma on August 22, 2008 - 10:29am.
*runs away screaming* *beats her in the head w/ a stick*
always the pinnacle of restraint, you are!LOL!
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"My wild love is crazy.
She screams like a bird.
She moans like a cat,
when she wants to be heard."
We have a neighbour who has (politely and repeatedly) asked another neighbour to stop flicking their butts onto his property.
That didn't seem to work so he now collects the butts and puts them in the offending party's mailbox, downspouts, gas tank, dryer vent, etc.
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Trampoline in the Olympics? What’s next, trac ball, hide-n-go-seek?
Me thinks she has permanent parafen wax hands.. *runs away screaming* *beats her in the head w/ a stick*
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
I'm not a fan of the ciggie butt trash either. What's even worse is when people bury them in the sand on the beach. I feel like I'm in a giant ashtray.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247
I've never seen this woman in anything, yet I despise her.
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Me either! And I hate her too! So much. I haven't seen any of her work but I saw a bit of a Letterman interview and she pissed me off (she ignored Letterman when she couldn't remember the clip) and then her attitude at the Oscars. (Waaaah!)
Plus the articles here about her are bad enough.
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On the upside, smoking is horrible for your skin. She's ruining her looks puffing away.
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OH god, My sister throws gum out of the car window, and so do all of her kids. It makes me soo mad, I went on a trip w/ them. And I swear my blood pressure rose a billion times cause I yelled so much at them "WTF would you do if someone else thru out gum in front of your car, and it landed on your windshield?" of course no one listens to me.. I hate smoke, smoke ash, too.. *lies down for a minute* lol
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
@ZiggyStardust - that's pretty funny, we hardly ever agree but I do that too...I don't catch it before it hits the ground but I do grab it and say "Hey, I can see your very busy - let me get that for you:)"
It's not really about a moral victory for me per se... it's more like: "Jeez Louise! The garbage can is RIGHT there!" if that makes any sense.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Most fires are started by dumbasses throwing their cigarettes on the ground or out of the car window. Disgusting.
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
I've never seen this woman in anything, yet I despise her.
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People who drop litter or spit in streets should receive hefty fines.
There is absolutley no excuse for that kind of behaviour, and it shows a base disregard for other people. I always make a point of rushing ahead and grabbing a piece of litter that some selfish bitch has tossed aside before it hits the ground. There is no greater moral victory.
Fag ends are especially disgusting; only topped by chewing gum.
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yeah, like she has the ability to make sandwiches on the radiator... the radiator doesn't want to hear her "criticism" either
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"My wild love is crazy.
She screams like a bird.
She moans like a cat,
when she wants to be heard."
If she would have been a bigger star that officer would have probably picked the bud up for her and told her how great she is, or sold that shit on ebay. Sucks for Heigl.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Snowpiece.. Agreed, But I'd prob pee on th cops shoe as well as laugh in his face and point then say "Stupid, I peed on your shoe"
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
Is that all cops in LA have to do?
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