This Hag Should Be In Prison
Katherine Hei-Hei-Heeeeeeeeeiiigggl is a criminal and should be in the chokey making government cheese sandwiches on the radiator. You see, Heigl was busted by a cop on a bike for throwing her ratty ciggie to the ground after lunching at the delicious eatery known as P.F. Chang's. Get this shit. Heigl was able to talk herself out of a ticket. NOT RIGHT!
A source told Star Magazine, "The officer told Katherine to pick up the butt and throw it away in the trash, 10 feet away. He added that he'd fine her next time he catches her tossing trash on the sidewalk." Heigl is a big piece of trash, so the cop should have ordered her into the nearest dumpster!
Seriously, that cop should get his badge taken away and demoted to desk duty. I just checked the official law book of all laws and it states that any blonde-haired witch with the name Katherine Marie Heigl who throws a ciggie to the ground must automatically be sent to prison for life without parole. It also states that she must have her mouth sewn up.
If you don't believe me, just ask Smokey Bear! Here's an extremely creepy Smokey Bear ad featuring Joanna Cassidy. Smokey watches us all at night. I know it.
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Oof, that Joanna Cassidy is one sexy bitch. Was then, still is now.
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on August 22, 2008 - 2:33pm.
The only thing worse than assholes who litter, and show a selfish disregard for everyone else and society in general, are the cunts who despite maybe being only a few feet away from the cart corral, leave their fucking carts loose so they can roll and damage cars.
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I saw an episode of Judge Judy about two years ago, and this lady was suing someone because their cart rolled and hit her car. Judge Judy found the person guilty, and she had to pay for the car damages. I always put my cart back.
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
ugh. I hate her.
And that commercial is going to give me nightmares for life. FOR LIFE MICHAEL!
What a biznatch... she couldn't walk 10 feet to the ashtray/trashcan thingy?
Isn't it sort of stupid to have people throwing possibly lit cigarette butts into garbage cans --- full of paper and other inflammable shit? There's like three cigarette genies in all of Manhattan (the phallic looking things you drop cigarettes into when you're done), and the rest go on the ground to be cleaned up with our trash bags every night. And we're proud! That's what street workers are for. Helps homelessness. It's true.
Damn that cop is anal as all hell, a lot of people toss their butts to the ground and stomp them out. There are precious few conscientious people that actually throw them in the trash. Well, it's great that he caught this cunt trying to do what most people who smoke do (it's a dirty habit anyway, so?). But a fine? Really? She's outside for chrissakes!
Your face!
The only thing worse than assholes who litter, and show a selfish disregard for everyone else and society in general, are the cunts who despite maybe being only a few feet away from the cart corral, leave their fucking carts loose so they can roll and damage cars. Thanks to those kind of cunts, I have a lovely footlong scratch on my black car. I hope whoever that was gets a raging case of herpes.
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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
I hate this focking cunt-o-rama.
Put her in a forest fire.
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Her hand looks blue. Maybe it's affected her circulation.
There was this guy who used to live below us in our old walk-up apartment. It was terribly painful to watch him walk the stairs to his fourth-floor apartment. He would be blue and wheezing by the time he arrived. He would be BLUE. Even if he was just walking around like normal, he looked bluish. We called him "Emphysema Guy" for years until I found out his name was Joe.
Good news is he did quit smoking when he landed in the hospital with a heart attack. I see him around the neighborhood and he looks hella better now.
Submitted by oklahoma on August 22, 2008 - 10:51pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on August 22, 2008 - 11:48am.
what I love is to see a used condon in the street, now that's NASTY~YA!
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*runs from scene* ooops.. So that was wrong of me to do? Don't worry, i'll re use that later on after my 2 o'clock date!!
okie: you are so funny, one day we will smoke a doobie together and laugh and laugh! ♥
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
IG that really made me LOL :D
hey, everybody's got sumthin as a claim to fame! :D
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Missy and Okie... me too! AND I am somewhat famous for ramming my bendy straw up my nose.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by oklahoma on August 22, 2008 - 11:07am.
I don't even think that cigarette is lit.. I bet it is even backwards in her mouth.. I see people do that all the time, Be really fucked up at my house or whatever, and put th cig in backwards and lite it.. Bwahahahaha.
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i totally do that when im fucked up!
*hides*
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That Smokey Bear add was freakin creepy. Was she telling me about forest fires or phone sex...because she sounded like a phone sex operator. (Not that I would know what they sound like or anything.....) Ahem*
say something nice..... well, I like her face shape
but I hate this damn hooha and she needs to fall in a pit or dirty Wonky McValtrex panties
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Stupid slag
She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 22, 2008 - 12:02pm.
When my husband smoked, he would always roll the butt between his fingers to get rid of the "fire" and then put it in his pocket. You could always tell how stressful his day was by how many butts fell out when he took his pants off!
IslandGirl.. thank you for the info. so that's why I'm not hip to things.. Canadian!
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
Submitted by islandgirl on August 22, 2008 - 12:06pm.
Okie, it's Tim Horton's, a chain of coffee/sammie/doughnuts places that was started by an ex-hockey player years ago. It's a Canadian thing, eh??
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O! THAT's who Timmy is! Figures.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Ha! Okie -
Tim Horton's...um...small town/strip mall Starbucks, if that helps...
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
I don't even think that cigarette is lit.. I bet it is even backwards in her mouth.. I see people do that all the time, Be really fucked up at my house or whatever, and put th cig in backwards and lite it.. Bwahahahaha.
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
Okie, it's Tim Horton's, a chain of coffee/sammie/doughnuts places that was started by an ex-hockey player years ago. It's a Canadian thing, eh??
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
She is already getting the upper lip smoker lines.
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What are these Timmie Cups you guys speak of.. lol.. I have no clue..
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
I am a smoker and I HATE it when peeps throw butts on the ground. It takes 20+ years for a filter to biodegrade on its own. I put them out on the pavement, and if there is no a recepticle around, I put them back into the pack to dispose of later....
Throwing anything on the ground is just plain rude!
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Submitted by gnehyu on August 20, 2008 - 11:24pm.
Hey, my computer is very fast. I'm from Andromeda to conquer this site
Submitted by oklahoma on August 22, 2008 - 11:57am.
Hahaha. Yeah, living in a 95% Jamaican neighborhood definitely has its perks!
Submitted by islandgirl on August 22, 2008 - 11:54am.
Ewww, angel! Now I know why I never liked Timmie's coffee. :-P
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Once when we were in Hamilton (anyone?;P), it gets real quiet there in the mornings (spooky cuz our city is really 24/7), and my daughter and I were walking and we counted 87 Timmie's cups! Just a layin in the street with bits of paper and some coke bottles. But I do like Tim's veggie sammies and just a LITTLE bit of their java to wash it down - that's yummy:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Aquarius.. Major Weed Score!! *stakes out your house*
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
dramaqueen365247 on August 22, 2008 - 11:54am.
Or a used tampon. Yep, I've seen it.
- Oh yea, after a thunderstorm, di-sgust-ING!
However, a friend once picked up a jacket on the side of the rode, it had a big baggy of the Ganja in it.
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on August 22, 2008 - 11:54am.
Or a used tampon. Yep, I've seen it.
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EW! ME too! WTF?!?!?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Ewww, angel! Now I know why I never liked Timmie's coffee. :-P
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Or a used tampon. Yep, I've seen it.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Submitted by snowpiece on August 22, 2008 - 11:48am.
what I love is to see a used condon in the street, now that's NASTY~YA!
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Yeah - WTF IS that?!? Who is spontaneous enough to have sex in the street but then also use a condom but THEN throw it in the street? (Back alleys I understand to an extent - it's more like Timmie's cups.) It just seems like a lot of opposite thinking going on there...
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by snowpiece on August 22, 2008 - 11:48am.
what I love is to see a used condon in the street, now that's NASTY~YA!
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*runs from scene* ooops.. So that was wrong of me to do? Don't worry, i'll re use that later on after my 2 o'clock date!!
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
You can already see where she's getting the "moustache" smoker wrinkles, even from far away. Ha! Pale bitches (like myself) should know better than to smoke.
I HATE HATE HATE it when people spit, drop trash on the ground, drop ciggie butts or gum on the ground, or are otherwise rude in public. Walking the streets of NYC you see a variety of interesting things on the ground... used condoms, used needles, pacifiers, blunt wrappers, etc.
One of the highlights of my life was walking home with my husband one day last year (in Brooklyn) and having him reach down and pick up a ziplock baggie with 5 dime-bags of weed in it! I was floored. Then we ran home really fast in case anyone came back for it.
what I love is to see a used condon in the street, now that's NASTY~YA!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
i actually do alot of work with preserving our local lake and at a festival we did to raise awareness about littering in the water, the speaker we brought in stated that it takes 17 years for a cigarette butt to degrade. so it may happen, but everyone has to look at your stinky cigarette butts littering the world till then. put them out fully and then use a trash can. i smoked for years, it's not that hard to not litter them.
on another note, i hate that vapid skank. she sucks.
"The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance."
Aristotle
OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.
I had just parked and was walking to go into a shopping center a few weeks back and there's somebody's dirty baby diaper in the parking lot. Blech!
JuneStar.. OMG one day I was driving behind a fucking FAT ASS in a van and he was eating, and he SPIT out his window and it landed on my car window..I was Pissed off, let me tell you.. I fucking ran my car around his POS van, and of course wouldn't spit bck, but turned my washers on him, Like he'd care.. Grrr,. I'm still angry!!!
*takes a billion xanax just thinking about it*
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
Blech. All you have to do is put the butt out on the bottom of your shoe and then put the butt in the trash can. I hate seeing a bunch of ciggy butts on the ground within a few steps of a trash can. I'm not trying to be a Superior PC Asswipe, it's just that it's so fucking easy not to litter with your cigs, why be a lazy douchebag about it? (I smoke.)
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Submitted by avionne on August 22, 2008 - 8:22am.
Even though i think she's very pretty..They should've at least fined her regardless.
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hahahaha...yes, being pretty is a reason to get out of a ticket......
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But you don't understand my point of view,
I suppose there's nothing I can do....
You didn't stand by me, no not at all
You didn't stand by me, no way
- The Clash "Train In Vain"
people are always dumping their shit. i saw a middle aged women dumping her used scratch tickets out the window...people dump their trash in parking lots. i had friends that did that and would always yell at them for that..people throw things out the car windows all the time. it's just the epitome of laziness andthe whole "not taking responsibilities for one's actions. lazy assholes!(this is upstate ny, people care more in the city.
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Submitted by JillyPoo on August 22, 2008 - 11:16am.
Your neighbor is my hero!
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Mine too! :D
He's a really great guy who has no problem with smokers in general; he just got fed up and felt he had to do something more drastic to get his point across.
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Trampoline in the Olympics? What’s next, trac ball, hide-n-go-seek?
rocket, that is awful.
okie, youre right, you just have to remember that youre holding a hot fire in your hand when you smoke. Just a little common sense and thought and so many bad things could be avoided. Too bad common sense seems like such a rarity these days!!!!
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Rocket, that is terrible. that really makes me sad for your friend and their family especially losing their beloved dogs. i could not imagine, merely by a cigarette. Something so simple as just putting it out..
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
Even though i think she's very pretty..They should've at least fined her regardless..That's still a violation of the law..and if it was somebody else they would've got a ticket so she shouldn't be an exception.
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I'm not being sarcastic. A friend of mine's house was destroyed by a grass fire (determined to be started by a cigarette butt (plus she lost all three of her dogs). Four other houses were destroyed. Also some of the huge California fires were determined to have been started by cigarettes.
Okie, I agree....and most smokers don't think about that.
I have said to people, "please be careful with your cigarette- high fire danger today", etc...and man, some of the looks I get......
I saw a man throw his cig out the window, when HALF the state was on fire! That guy, I called him a fucking idiot!
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But you don't understand my point of view,
I suppose there's nothing I can do....
You didn't stand by me, no not at all
You didn't stand by me, no way
- The Clash "Train In Vain"