Dolphin Sluts
I think we're the only skanks who haven't been romantically linked to the new God of the Sea, Michael Phelps. Oh yeah, haven't you heard? Phelps dethroned Poseidon.
Phelps has already been linked to model Lily Donaldson and Amanda "ewwww" Beard. They both denied ever dating him. Now Page Six claims Phelps was spotted sticking his little dolphin tongue down the throat of Australian swimmer Stephanie Rice. Some nosy bitch said they were making out on Monday night outside of the Olympic Village in Beijing.
Stephanie barely broke up with her swimmer boyfriend Eamon Sullivan. Eamon is reportedly "cut up" over the split. Well, I'll happily help Eamon put the pieces back together...into my no-no hole.
Phelps wouldn't comment on the rumors and has already said that his private life is private. That's fine, but can he please make his private PARTS public. That's all I really care about.
I have a feeling every girl in the world will be "spotted" sucking butterface with Phelps. Shit. I'd glue my eyes shut to make out with him.
Do you think that when he cums he makes dolphin cackles? And he totally cums pure chlorine.
Here's some extra douchey pictures of Stephanie from her Facebook page.
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Missy!!!! YES!! THank you! Morning hugs and tongue down th throat to you!! *slurps your face*
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Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
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How long before he knocks someone up or contracts an STD? Be careful Michael, wear your raincoat.
@ISMU.. Oh def. I bet his dad had totally caught him fucking a sock, a pie, his mattress, his mom's nightgown, a puppet, a cookie.. lol
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
Submitted by oklahoma on August 22, 2008 - 8:46am.
OMG, she looks like that model/heiress uh, fuck.. They had their own show on E.. help me out guys.. what is her name, w/ her mom.. And she's Lauren's friend? anyone??
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britney gastineau.. WHY do I know that?!! ugh!
mornin' doll!!♥
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The Fly oh yeah, thanks for reminding me of that scary sight! LOL I saw that on cnn.com the other day.
sad but ewwwwwwwwwwwwww and now "he" is married.
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Submitted by oklahoma on August 22, 2008 - 8:47am.
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He does give off that "loser from American Pie" vibe.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
My advice to Mike would be to FUCK ONLY RICH HOT CHIX.The poor hotties & the groupies have now set their fertility to MAX-OUT.Kinda' like that creepy PHELPS PHAN in the Cingular commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKywQTUr92o
I bet he's really clumsy too,And i bet he cums when he see or feels boobs..LMAO!! Like "ooooh, oops"
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
Ewwww! Eww! Ewwww!
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Ew.
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The fly
No! doesn't surprise me however, those Russians seem like they'd do anything to win. way too competitive.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
OMG, she looks like that model/heiress uh, fuck.. They had their own show on E.. help me out guys.. what is her name, w/ her mom.. And she's Lauren's friend? anyone??
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
Submitted by christine the hoff
well, I can tell you from experience that female athletic types get testosterone dumps into the blood stream and yes, it makes you kind of aggresive, and horny as all hell.
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Did you read about that Russian (or wherever) female Olympic shotputter who was given so many male hormones by her coach (unknown to her) that she found herself becoming attracted to women and then had a sex change and is now living as a man?! Yeah, me either.
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Ew! I'd suck everything buthisface.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
"They both denied ever dating him."
Who said anything about dating? It's just a dolphin ride, and everything goes back to normal. It's just a warm-up to keep the muscles in working order!
Aw hayyyyyyyyyyyyyllllllllll no! (I just felt like saying that today.)
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well, I can tell you from experience that female athletic types get testosterone dumps into the blood stream and yes, it makes you kind of aggresive, and horny as all hell.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Lance Armstrong did steroids, fuck him.
Leave Michael ALONE. He is an American HERO and beyond reproach like Lance Armstrong.
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olympic athletes are horny sluts! can i get a job "helping out" at olympic vilage at the next games?
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/olympics/article4582421.ece
"There is a famous story from Seoul in 1988 that there were so many used condoms on the roof terrace of the British team's residential block the night after the swimming concluded that the British Olympic Association sent out an edict banning outdoor sex."
HOT!
Some nosy bitch, I love it!
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Gah, when are they gonna start showing Conan O'Brien again? :D
I grew up near a pool and went to school with some Olympians years ago...the stories of what went on between competitors was no different then.
You bring together a bunch of sexy young people from all over the world for a few weeks, what do you expect?
And here's a pic of Stephanie and her ex:
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/ffximage/2008/03/23/eamonstephanie_narro...
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Trampoline in the Olympics? What’s next, trac ball, hide-n-go-seek?
Those Aussie women are minxes. No question.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSyOCx6ZXfM&feature=related
Im sick of Phelps fever already and the games are still going!!! I wish we could just honor his accomplishments instead of immediately turning him into a 15 minute celeb and delving into his dating life. oh well!
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Are you sure those photos aren't from her MySpace page? Facebook people don't usually pose like that. Or, at least the people I know on Facebook have photos of themselves kayaking and at weddings. The people I know on MySpace post photos taken in bars and frat parties.
OK! I'm with MK on this one. Phelps has one ugly ass mug but I have a feeling he makes up for it in the "downstairs" department.
He has a face only a mother could love but a body like the greek gods.
is that Spencer she's with?
Or Steve Sanders?
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
I JUST read an article about sexytimes and the Olympics! Apparently it's kind of like a big orgie fest since everyone is high on hormones.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/olympics/article4582421.ece
Michael Phelps is my favorite player. By the way, I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said he is only intersted in dating wealthy young women on that site.