Friday, August 22nd 2008

A Melrose Place Reunion?

Kimberly Walsh, Jane Mancini, Amanda Woodward, Dr. Michael Mancini, Dr. Peter Burns, Brooke Armstrong, Allison Parker, Jake Hanson and Sydney Andrews may reunite at the Emmy Awards this year. Kimberly better rip off her wig during the reunion and beat Michael with a shovel! And Jane better scream "Sydneeeeeey" at least once.

According to E! the Emmy producers are trying to reunite several casts to celebrate the 40th Anniversary of the awards show. A source said that reuniting the large cast of "Melrose Place" is going to be a nightmare. They better not forget Amy Locane, Vanessa Williams or Sexy Lexi!

The source also claims they are thinking of reuniting the casts of "Happy Days," "Dynasty," "Dallas," "Knots Landing" and the original "Beverly Hills 90210." 90210 can stay, the rest can go!

Personally, I think they should reunite the casts of "2000 Malibu Road," "Pacific Palisades," "Models Inc.," "Savannah," "CPW" and "Titans." Although, most of the people in those TV shows have probably dropped off the face of the earth.

And I leave you with this riveting and powerful scene from MP featuring that dumb bitch Sydney! In this clip, Sydney gets her ass beat down by a bunch of old raggedy whores. Sydney didn't know the rules of the streets! The three old whores really missed their calling. They should have been in an all-girl pop group. Not walking the streets.



Posted by: Michael K


Whatever's picture

Don't you mean Kimberly Shaw? I hope they bring back Bobby Perezi also.

crispy's picture

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lunatics!! this is so hilarious. a pile of crazy all around!!!!

crispy's picture

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i love that pretty much all the women are either wildly or at least decently succesful, and the men are pretty much hiding under giant dry boulders of shit.

Cokeasian's picture

God, the end cracked me up there.

DR: "What happened?!"
Nurse: "couple of street whores in a fight"

"Street whores"? Is that the current trusted term used by medical staff? Yah..a coupla bitches..were like all up in her grill...and she was like 'na-uh' and they were like 'Heeeell yes'...

Just how wildly unprofessional do the writers think the medical sector is?

kikichanelconspiracy's picture

I liked how the hookers were all wearing sensible pumps.

"I also LOVED MODELS INC.! I was so sad when they cancelled that sh-t. :("

OMG! Me too! That Australian model was seriously the hottest bitch alive. She was totally the Joan Collins in-training on that show. And remember Carrie Anne Moss was one of the models? Good times.
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EffUnDaA's picture

Give me a break! First 90210 again..like I watched that shyt the first time around. Those no talents were too damn old to play high schoolers. They should be collecting social security by now.

Here comes Melrose, another show where maybe half the cast still works. Some shows are best left to dvd box sets.

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dulcecali's picture

SAWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTT!!!!

Yes, bring them back I don't care if they have kids and shit, I need me some Kimberly Walsh and Michael Mancini!!!

Yay!!

MAD's picture

the only soap I ever got into (I was on maternity leave with my first baby) was a brand new one that came out.. it was 1996 I think, Malibu Shores? Malibu Beach? Sunshine Something?? I forget what it was called... but I got addicted and then they killed it!

Brentiebear's picture

"Poor paraplegic Jane" - best Sydney line EVER!

Mel's picture

Grant Show has aged really great. He's really hot in that show, Swingtown.

Those were the good old days.

Sigh.

stake_spike's picture

Aw Melrose Place. My mum would make us watch this every Monday night at dinner time. Although thinking back on it, it probably wasn't appropriate for kids my age... but then again we used to also watch Def Comedy Jam, In Living Color and the Wayans Brothers so I guess compared, Melrose was pretty tame.

I also LOVED MODELS INC.! I was so sad when they cancelled that sh-t. :(

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Gry's picture

This is and will most likely remain the only nighttime soap I'll ever take to. Really, Laura Leighton is a terrific comedienne and was the series' ace in the deck. It always felt wrong to me that the writers killed her off so ignobly instead of letting her have the happy ending (read: lots of cash and plenty of dick) she always wanted.

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I used to watch this sucky show. Loved it. LOL

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PrettyPoison's picture

I thought you were going to say that there was going to be a MOVIE. Man, I would have been all over that shit with the quickness.

Suki's picture

Submitted by iHeartHaters on August 22, 2008 - 8:00am.

SEX SHOOTER!

LMMFAO!

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iHeartHaters's picture

Was that Apollonia 6 whoopin up on Sid? I thought they were gonna start singing Sex Shooter after the fight.
God I loved Melrose! I so wanted to do sexy times with Grant Show:)

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

Suki's picture

I think my favorite part of the clip was the ending...as the closeup came in I said, DUN DUN DUUUN! =P

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Submitted by snowpiece on August 22, 2008 - 9:47am.
thanks greenfinch I still haven't a clue! ;)

really? oh man, i was gutted when he left days to go to melrose..but then he was so good on melrose..

man hes yummie.

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2drink: I think I'll have a nap too, at my desk, LOL ♥
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I was seriously considering a nap...now it's for sure

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snowpiece's picture

thanks greenfinch I still haven't a clue! ;)
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Two Drink Min's picture

In a "stewie" voice oh oh cause it hasn't been done yet.

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greenfinch's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on August 22, 2008 - 9:27am.
greenfinch that was his name on the show? who the hell was he? I am drawing a blank. was he on at the end after I gave up on it maybe?
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he was richard (hart)

Kolimpah's picture

I swear that Emma Peel is standing to the left of Kristin Davis. I had no idea Diana Rigg was attached to this hotness!

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greenfinch that was his name on the show? who the hell was he? I am drawing a blank. was he on at the end after I gave up on it maybe?
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KD's picture

I only like Heather Locklear and the guy who was her roommate, who ended up dating (of course). That was so long ago, though, I don't remember much else.

But.Seriously.Folks's picture

They should reunite the cast of The Partridge Family just because it's been a minute since Bonadouchey body slammed anyone.

The C word's picture

Pfft....a silver lamé hoodie mini-dress....where can I get me one of those?

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greenfinch's picture

thats patrick muldoon, btw them

snowpiece's picture

Sidney was my fave and Marcia Cross was so scary. I loved MP better than 90210
Hekki LOL I liked Michael too.
who is the dude between Michael and Jake? I don't remember him.

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That guy from CSI, George Eads (Nick on the show) - was in Savannah. Yum...

AgentM's picture

What about The Heights? How will Emmy viewers ever figure out how to talk to an angel?

FritoDorito's picture

It seems like there's a doctor in every soap opera...
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greenfinch's picture

ah man..patrick muldoon, *sigh*

greenfinch's picture

man i loved that show savannah. so good!

letinstar's picture

with a few exceptions, this reunion would give most of these 40 somethings an acting job, something many have not had in a while...
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Hekki's picture

Why is Michael off to the side like that? He was the HBIC on that show! I used to get naughty feelings looking at his hands because he had nice thick sausage fingers and you know what that means -- a nice thick sausage peen!

Knuckles_Johnson's picture

I think the entire cast {with the exception of Marcia Cross) would be happy to actually work again.

She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?

You had me going for a minute there...I was hoping they were going to do a reunion MOVIE or tv special or something. That is the kind of hot shit I'd want to see!

Morrissey's picture

JAAAAAAAACCCCCK WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGNNNEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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