Oprah Has It Hard
Too busy to live? Well, Oprah is too busy to pose for the covers of her own magazine. The Mighty O has been on every cover since 2000 and she's sick of that shit! That's what Page Six claims anyway.
A source told them, "Oprah has told the editors at O magazine she's tired of being on the cover every month. It's a pain. It takes a lot of time and energy and she's sick of it. She's given them six months to figure out what to do without her."
Hmm...I say they should go to the next letter in the alphabet and change the name of the magazine to P. That way international supermodel Phoebe Price can be on the cover each week. I'm joking! Don't throw salmonella-laced cutlets at me!
A rep for the magazine said this shit is a bold-faced lie and that Oprah will continue to pose for covers.
How hard could it be to get your picture taken once or twice a month? If it's really such a hassle, Oprah should get herself cloned. Or she can just pay for Gayle King to have plastic surgery to look just like her. I'm sure Gayle would queef at the chance to be Oprah's twin.
And since I mentioned Chicken Cutlets in this post, it would be illegal for me not to include some stunning photos of her. Here she is posing with her dog and a magazine while out in Beverly Hills yesterday. Seriously, that dog can't wait to fucking feast on her cutlets while she sleeps. Look at him sniffing and shit.
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" She's given them six months to figure out what to do without her."
I'm pretty sure they already KNOW what they want to do with her, it's just a matter of finding an isolated place to do it.
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I hate Oprah, which is saying a lot because I like everyone. She's a bitch. A self absorbed, stupid bitch. She has her own fake, photoshoped mug on the cover of her mag EVERY MONTH. Every time she opens her mouth it is "I,I,I,I,I..." She never gives to charity without making a great big production and letting everyone know SHE did it. She buys her fans and her audience with all of these grand give aways. She goes to Africa, of all places, to build a school and bashed American kids for wanting tennis shoes instead of school uniforms. She majorly flipped up the race card because Hermes wouldn't let her in because the were closed. CLOSED OPRAH. When a business is closed, and the doors are locked, that means they are not accepting any customers. Get it? And don't get me started on her weight. If I see this hog lose weight one more time and go into a fuck fest for months talking about weight lose, I am driving to Chicage and buying a 12 piece KFC chicken dinner with all the fixins and cramming it down her fat ass throat.
I'm actually tired of seeing her face on O magazine. Though it is good to know that it's possibly not her that wants her face on there. I thought she was so vain that she only wanted her face on her mag every month.
How can anyone have as much money as this bitch and not be happy?
Jesus, her house is bigger than the high school I went to. shut the fuck up Okra, we are over you.
I would rather shave my head with a cheese grag
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Off Topic, what's good MK they had two funerals for Issac Hayes, a regular one and a scientologists one.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
"All I know is that Oprah's show has become the biggest snoozefest on TV. Dr. Oz is on her show literally every time I catch part of it (which is like never, so he must be on EVERY DAY). I might actually watch the bitch if she had more fucked up people on like she used to. Now it's either "Dr. Oz" or Oprah licking the a-hole of some useless celebrity - every day. I'll take a raincheck on that shit. She needs to take some tips from Dr. Phil, or Maury."
Totally agree Sensimina.That show is boring as hell now.Don't know why people still watch it.
Sensimina: Amen. It's ALWAYS some lame celeb plugging their latest movie or Dr. Oz. I find Dr. Oz entertaining and a little sexy, but enough is enough.
I'm not sure what I'd like her to be doing, though. I mean, Dr. Phil has gone off the deep end with the sensational crap, and I can't watch it. You know, there isn't anything I care to watch Oprah do, except disappear.
EIGHT YEARS and she's just tired NOW?
I have a suggestions, O editors:
Spaghetti Cat
Gun-toting grandma
Michael Phelps
Tasered Bride
Insane dog-cloning woman
Four-eared devil pussy
All you need do is visit the INTERNET. Inspiration is everywhere.
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
Please, Opie LURVES her some photoshopped picutres of herself for posterity...
I`d Like My Picture Took
I'd like my picture took
What do I have to do to get my picture took?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Oprah owns the magazine.
Oprah sets the policy.
Oprah decided to be the perpetual cover model.
Oprah can get a real life and quit her bitching.
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All I know is that Oprah's show has become the biggest snoozefest on TV. Dr. Oz is on her show literally every time I catch part of it (which is like never, so he must be on EVERY DAY). I might actually watch the bitch if she had more fucked up people on like she used to. Now it's either "Dr. Oz" or Oprah licking the a-hole of some useless celebrity - every day. I'll take a raincheck on that shit. She needs to take some tips from Dr. Phil, or Maury.
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And then what?...An entire team of crack photoshoppers are laid off? Tsk, tsk...
She's already had a nose job. You might be able to find some old pictures of her with her original nose. Unless she's ordered the powers that be to have them all distroyed. :P
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Submitted by Athina on August 21, 2008 - 5:35pm.
"For the love of God, Oprah needs to just spring for the Michael Jackson nose job she so desperately desires. Over the past 25 years, this woman has spent enough money on dark brown shading powder to "contour" her nose to support an entire village of African orphans. Seriously, enough with the contouring. We know you have a big nose, Oprah."
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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"
How is it too much work? She's not the one doing all the Photoshop work.
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
She has a magazine?
Submitted by angel_i: "...she might just want to put some BLACK MODELS (cue Umbertooos foolishness) on that cover. She needs to hire someone to think of that?"
No shit. It took me two seconds to think of that. She can start with Michelle Obama. Or maybe Gayle. And so on. But I'm sure there will be a flurry of meetings just to make Oprah think they're stumped about how to deal with her absence. Ha ha ha. Corporate lackeys...
This also shows how out of touch with reality she is.
*12 ways to unclutter your home, car, mail, even your mind.
I need to go out and buy that issue for sure. As soon as I find my car keys.
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I remember O coming under criticism after the first year, and thought she had one or two other people on a cover. I do remember she had her dogs with her. I wonder if that counts.
I am wondering why they haven't recycled the pictures, photoshop a different color on the outfit and call it done. Oprah's ego is in tact and she has time. The photos all look the same anyways.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
For the love of God, Oprah needs to just spring for the Michael Jackson nose job she so desperately desires. Over the past 25 years, this woman has spent enough money on dark brown shading powder to "contour" her nose to support an entire village of African orphans. Seriously, enough with the contouring. We know you have a big nose, Oprah.
"PLUS: Oprah's cure for being overwhelmed!":
Quit.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
PP's feet were made for clogs and clogs only. Doesn't she get tired of scraping her toes on the pavement?
Why is Oprah even whining, her magazine comes out once a month. Just fucking get 12 different outfits and do that shit in one go - THERE, problem solved! It's not like she's changed make up in the last decade and her hair can either go up or down, that's it. She's making me hate her and I hate her for it.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
I'm sure she'll lose interest in the cover shoots after she moves into the White House with Barry.
She's sick of it?! I've been sick of it from day one!
Czn I just say - I hate Phoebe's hats! I could give two craps about anything Oprah does.
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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.
Oprah this, Oprah that.. Oprah's cure for blah blah blah..I'm so sick of that b*tch! She's like Madonna, she'll never go away!
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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"
Submitted by kbug
"I hate Oprah for a lot of reasons but her being on the cover over her lame magazine month after month for the last eight years is right at the top of the fucking list."
Right there with you KBug.. Her vanity know no bounds...
oh yes, the world famous publication, Instinct, follow yours.....
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
I like it better when Phoebe’s photographer doesn’t take close-ups.
Oprah knows sales are already declining so when the mag finally does go under, she can say it’s a result of her not being on the cover any longer.
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Trampoline in the Olympics? What’s next, trac ball, hide-n-go-seek?
Oh its sooooooooo tiring to just sit in one place and hear *click*. Just tooooooooooo much to bear!!
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Mk your push for phoebe has really worked on me. She works the runway opps, blvd, very well, dressing in high fashion every time she walks out the door. I love her shoes and that dress is hot. How does she make money though to buy those fabulous clothes?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
If I had all her money the only thing I would do is to pose for my photo once a month. What is the sense to be mega mega rich and not really have time to enjoy your life? Overwhelmed would be the last thing I would feel if I had her big bucks. I'd be going to mass every day and lighting a thousands of dollars in candles in thanks.
look at Okra's nose, that's some fake ass looking shit there.
i love Yorkies!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
I can't believe she didn't tire of being on the cover after about the third issue.
I know shes a HUGE HUGE attention whore and her looks are fading but I think I would eat out Phoebe. I bet she tastes like chicken nuggets.
Speaking of dogs chewing people's faces...Has anyone ever said why dogs chew on your face when you pass out? Are they just opportunists looking for a snack - like people's ears instead of pig's ears? Weird to think that man's best friend would chow down on us if given the chance.
Wow. Considering she's a black woman who might even remember when it was universally hard to be a black woman in the States, she might just want to put some BLACK MODELS (cue Umbertooos foolishness) on that cover. She needs to hire someone to think of that?
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Phoebe reads?
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