Thursday, August 21st 2008

Zuma?!!!

As expected, Gwen Stefani popped out a baby this morning at Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles. E! reports that Gwen and Gavin have named their new baby ZUMA! ZUMA!!! It's not known whether ZUMA is a boy or a girl.

Zuma is an online game that I used to be obsessed with. I would play it until the early morn'! But I would never name my baby after it. ZUMA?! I mean, I could see if they named their baby Zima, because that is a delicious drink. But Zuma?!

Zuma Zuma is also the name of a drinking game I used to play! We should all play this tonight in Zuma's honor. Click here to read the directions. I would always fuck up on purpose just so I could take a shot.

Congrats to Gwen and Gavin. And my sympathies to Zuma for getting stuck with the name....Zuma.

UPDATE: People reports that Gwen and Gavin had a boy. Their rep also confirms that they have named him Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. Say that five times fast. Zuma Nesta Rock sounds like a planned community in Arizona.

Posted by: Michael K


snowpiece's picture

M.E. I was thinking that too, like she wants to be able to call her "Z" just like Angie.
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NightWatch's picture

STUPID COUPLE TRYING DESPERATELY TO SEEM COOL AND ORIGINAL. Gwen and Gavin always seemed like snobs, they think they are like some kind of Rock royal couple. Pretentious twats.

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Zuma is also the name of a popular motor scooter from Yamaha.

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M.E.'s picture

If it is Zuma, this way her and Adoptalina with both have kids named "Z"

*rolls eyes*

Hekki's picture

Must be a girl. Sorry, not a fan of that name. At all.

Not much worse than Suri or Zahara, though.

Mr. President's picture

The county clerks should just pick names at random for newborns from now on. This is just bordering on child abuse.

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zomay's picture

Nobody can beat me in zuma. I downloaded that crap while pregnant and played it every night. It is the best game to veg to.

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pickles's picture

Maybe the kid was conceived on Zuma beach in Malibu. It's a bad name.

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

I looked up the name, there is no real definition or origin.
Zuma.
Why?

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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on August 21, 2008 - 5:44pm.

Short for Montezuma, maybe?
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I was thinking that, too. It's just good they didn't call "it" Monty.

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CindyC's picture

Please lord let this be fake. Kingston is cute. Zuma? That is not ok.

It's not so bad if they pronounce the "u" soft like in thumb, try it now, Z-UHma Rossdale. Just kidding it's still sucks!!!

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Submitted by KCo on August 21, 2008 - 5:44pm.
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Apple's actually cuter than Zuma, hell so is Rumer.

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Submitted by CindyC on August 21, 2008 - 4:42pm.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!

*wets self*

Ok:

*hums Mazda commercial*

"Zuma Zuma Zuma, Zuma Zuma Zuma Zuuuuuuma!"

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M.E.'s picture

Great. Now I have that "All I wanna do is zuma zoom zoom...Just shake your rump" song stuck in my head.

GAH!

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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on August 21, 2008 - 5:44pm.
Short for Montezuma, maybe?
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Jinx!! :D

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soul's picture

zoom zoom zoom not a car?oh k. :)

ZUMA uhhh k

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Agie's picture

I am going to assume she named the baby after Zuma Beach here in LA. Still, kinda dumb :/

The C word's picture

I think it's actually a boy, Monte Zuma.

:P

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But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Short for Montezuma, maybe?

Montezuma Revenge Rossdale. Aww, how cute!

What a fucked up name for that poor kid to get stuck with.But it could be worse-it could be Apple or Rumer.

M.E.'s picture

Isn't Zuma the name of a beach somewhere in LA?

Please lord let this be fake. Kingston is cute. Zuma? That is not ok.

Possum's picture

Lawd. I used to chase tequila shots with Zima back in the day. Best chaser ever... takes that lighter fluid taste right out!

StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

It sounds like a girl's name.
zuma,zuma,zuma, let's go back to my room so we can do it all night and let me make you feel right.

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QueenOfTrashin's picture

Po', po' chil'.

CindyC's picture

All I wanna do is a zuma zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom, just shake your butt

snowpiece's picture

remember Zoom? I wanna Zoom Zoom Zuma Zoom, that's whare they got it I think.
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Sayonara's picture

I am glad that she finally had the baby.

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Salem13's picture

Oh for fucks sake Gwen I love you but damn what the fuck is this shit? Whatever can't wait for the pictures.

Stoney's picture

Aw! What a unique name!

*turns around and snickers to friend*

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QueenCharisma's picture

WTF?! I don't believe this....

*runs over to People*

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Perez Hilton says she had a girl...ugly name though

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poptart_starlet's picture

Zuma is also the name of a star or constellation. My aunt named her cat Zuma, after it....she's really into astrology (my aunt, not the cat).

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islandgirl's picture

Alrighty then.

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