Zuma?!!!
As expected, Gwen Stefani popped out a baby this morning at Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles. E! reports that Gwen and Gavin have named their new baby ZUMA! ZUMA!!! It's not known whether ZUMA is a boy or a girl.
Zuma is an online game that I used to be obsessed with. I would play it until the early morn'! But I would never name my baby after it. ZUMA?! I mean, I could see if they named their baby Zima, because that is a delicious drink. But Zuma?!
Zuma Zuma is also the name of a drinking game I used to play! We should all play this tonight in Zuma's honor. Click here to read the directions. I would always fuck up on purpose just so I could take a shot.
Congrats to Gwen and Gavin. And my sympathies to Zuma for getting stuck with the name....Zuma.
UPDATE: People reports that Gwen and Gavin had a boy. Their rep also confirms that they have named him Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. Say that five times fast. Zuma Nesta Rock sounds like a planned community in Arizona.
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OK where to start: She wanted to jack Uma's name but didn't have the balls so "let's add an arbitrary Z in the beginning because we just couldn't and anyway it's a boy so, Zuma it is." "NESTA" oooooook with that one, bitch thinks she's black so let's jack Bob Marley's middle name and call it a tribute, and "ROCK" is just all kinds of cornball, after their record that made them trillionaries "Rocksteady" (jacking hip hop b-boy/b-girl culture). This bitch does not want to be white. end of story, culture vulture.
She's hoping that kid becomes the next Zack de la Rocha...
M.E. me too babe, me too.
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Nesta alone is cool...but Zuma....oh my..their third child's name might be Tumblebugs...
I like Nesta Rock. I could do without the Zuma. Michael K I love you." Zuma Nesta Rock sounds like a planned community in Arizona."
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What a friggin joke. That poor kid. I think this is the worst celeb baby name so far. I'd rather be called Apple, or even Pilot than Zuma. I mean wtf?
That's insanity, and I enjoy the Zuma game too.
If I had a kid, I'd honor him/her with a video game-esque name: Atari Sonya Grandtheftautonia. Almost sounds a little eastern european...
Submitted by Kwest: "I just love that the makeup whores (aka Gwen and Christina) have boys instead of girls. The chemicals in the makeup must be warning the uterus."
And Brit Brit.
I love it, too.
Nyah nyah!
that's pretty
terrible.
you don't like nesta? nesta is an italian football player and he is hot, so i like nesta.
ZUMA is my shit! I play at leas one round a day. Poor kid though, I could never say that name without sounding like the game at the start of a new round.
ZUMA!!!
Submitted by snowpiece on August 21, 2008 - 2:23pm.
M.E. I guess it's hard to get a babysitter for your last minute scheduled Csection! any port in a storm. next time she should leave him with Caylee's mom!
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OOOOOH! BURN!
Ok, I love Gwen, but what the fuck. Seriously. Anyone but Shitney!
Caylee's mom. LOL.
(I'm pissed the murderous cunt made bail!)
Oh no, Gwen, why??!?
Shouldn't it technically be "Zumo Nesto" if it was a boy? Shockingly, I think that's a mild improvement over Zuma Nesta.
Honestly though - I like unusual names a lot - but this is downright stupid. Is there a fucking battle in Hollywood to see not only pop out as many kids they can spawn, but to give them the stupidest name they can think of? At least Moxie Crimefighter sounds like a porn star that can kick your ass, Zuma Nesta Rock is just stupid.
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Submitted by Kwest on August 21, 2008 - 5:28pm.
I just love that the makeup whores (aka Gwen and Christina) have boys instead of girls.
The chemicals in the makeup must be warning the uterus.
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Posh Spice too lol
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Submitted by Rican35 on August 21, 2008 - 6:25pm.
Zuma's rich so he can have a fucked up name.
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Exactly. It makes me laugh when peeps talk about these kids beating them up in the schoolyard - they're not going to go to any schools where they get beat up over that shit. They'll be going to schools where they sit and wonder what it's like for the poor folk that'll be working for them when they all grow up.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
That is a horrible name for this poor kid. I liked Kingston's name a lot more. One of the better celebrity names I thought, but I'm biased- I spent a summer in Kingston, UK when I was in college.
I just love that the makeup whores (aka Gwen and Christina) have boys instead of girls.
The chemicals in the makeup must be warning the uterus.
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 21, 2008 - 3:16pm.
*to the tune of Rock Lobster*
ROCK ROSSDALE!!!!!!!!!!
thats all i can hear when i read that name.
aaah ha ha hah haha ha ha! there aren't enough lol's in the world for that one.
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You guys are totally over-intellectualizing a simple FUCK. - sienna miller
Since I'm a Canuck, my son will be named 'Icepig Hipcheck Five-hole'.
Couldn't they have given him at least one normal-sounding name as a fallback.
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Trampoline in the Olympics? What’s next, trac ball, hide-n-go-seek?
I just dont get these parents giving their kid ridiculous names guaranteed to cause them grief, kid r cruel enough without stupid names.
She aint popped nuthin out MK. That rugrat was cut out of her.
Zuma's rich so he can have a fucked up name.
Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale
what a stupid name, sounds like a preschool cartoon.
M.E. I guess it's hard to get a babysitter for your last minute scheduled Csection! any port in a storm. next time she should leave him with Caylee's mom!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on August 21, 2008 - 6:15pm.
That's the ugliest name I've ever heard, and honestly, I'm fairly tolerant of unusual celebrity baby names.
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O come now! Percival, Beatrice - or better, Beatrix, Abayomi, Ezekiel, Banaing (that's English!), Barnaby (while I'm at it), Suktheep...? My apologies to anyone with those names, everything is beautiful if you make it so...but just sayin...'
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
I've decided to name my currently in utero child Pipeline Mavericks Malibu, since my husband's a surfer and all, LOL
That name blows.
Fast forward 15 years, Zuma has a meltdown and asks mom why he is a Zuma, yet older brother is a Kingston.
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snowy-yes. I'm pissed about that. Why would you leave your kid with that mess? UGH!
When I have a kid I'm naming it Jesus Lucifer Moses John Christ. Congrats Gwen
M.E. yeah since we already know she left little "K" with Brit Shit.
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Fucked up name! Two thumbs down, Gwen.
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"She's got on a sailor shirt. I bet bitch don't even own a boat! Sail yo ass on up out of my house!" - New York, New York Goes To Hollywood (2008)
just when i thought this name couldnt get any UGLIER
*to the tune of Rock Lobster*
ROCK ROSSDALE!!!!!!!!!!
thats all i can hear when i read that name.
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Your garden club called. Their Ho is missing!
ZNR squared. That shall be his nickname.
By the time he is 6, everyone will simply call him Rocky.
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That's the ugliest name I've ever heard, and honestly, I'm fairly tolerant of unusual celebrity baby names.
Suri is odd, but had they spelled it Surrey (like the place in England), it wouldn't have been that bad. Shiloh, I'd heard before, unusual, but not ugly. Pilot didn't bother me as I know a few Jets. Moxie, Audio--I can still get.
But Zuma? I know it's a beach here near Malibu, but as a name, it's sounds positively wacky. Way out of sync with their other kid.
Yes, it's a stupid name, but kids get around it. He'll either go by Z, or something else when he grows up. People are very adaptable creatures.
Submitted by Queen Diva on August 21, 2008 - 2:07pm.
Yep! It's true! Celebrity Baby Blog (aka People) is reporting that it is a BOY named Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale.
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Ah fuck. The poor kid is probably going to drown himself in breast milk because of this.
UGH!
BAD NAME!
Nesta is my friend's dog's name. It has something to do with Bob Marley, I think.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
A boy? Wow. Zedrick Rossdale would have been okay. Better yet, Zaboomafoo Rossdale!
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i like Nesta
This has to be fake.
My favorite drinking game is golf.
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Yep! It's true! Celebrity Baby Blog (aka People) is reporting that it is a BOY named Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale.
Are you f'in' kidding me? That poor baby will never live this down! Named after a video game with a frog spitting balls!
zuma?? the name is not even cute or clever.. its just straight up UGLY
Submitted by Hekki on August 21, 2008 - 5:52pm.
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The big difference is, Suri and Zahara actually mean something in other languages. Zuma? WTF is a Zuma?
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"She's got on a sailor shirt. I bet bitch don't even own a boat! Sail yo ass on up out of my house!" - New York, New York Goes To Hollywood (2008)
Hold up, my daughter's name starts with a Z, and my decision had nothing to do with Angelina.
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Snowy - yes, you know since they have play dates and all.
"Z, Z! NO Z!"
Zahara "HUH?"
Zuma "gurgle gurgle, sticks out tounge"
Zuma=Gangster beach next to Malibu. UGLY name.
Zuma beach in Malibu?? These nutty celebs and their jackass names. Enough already!!!
Seriously?? Thats it? Zuma? Holy shite, i thought she would totally pick a much cuter name than that. Sounds like a girls name to me.
Yay...if she had a girl. :D Lucky!! I want a girl!! :(
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Your garden club called. Their Ho is missing!