Zuma?!!!
As expected, Gwen Stefani popped out a baby this morning at Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles. E! reports that Gwen and Gavin have named their new baby ZUMA! ZUMA!!! It's not known whether ZUMA is a boy or a girl.
Zuma is an online game that I used to be obsessed with. I would play it until the early morn'! But I would never name my baby after it. ZUMA?! I mean, I could see if they named their baby Zima, because that is a delicious drink. But Zuma?!
Zuma Zuma is also the name of a drinking game I used to play! We should all play this tonight in Zuma's honor. Click here to read the directions. I would always fuck up on purpose just so I could take a shot.
Congrats to Gwen and Gavin. And my sympathies to Zuma for getting stuck with the name....Zuma.
UPDATE: People reports that Gwen and Gavin had a boy. Their rep also confirms that they have named him Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. Say that five times fast. Zuma Nesta Rock sounds like a planned community in Arizona.
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Doctor (extending hand): "Hi, I'm Zuma Rock Rossdale, I'll be your anesthesiologist during today's spinal surgery. How are we feeling?"
Patient: *pulling out IVs and diving for wheelchair*
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Oooh, I just downloaded Zuma off torrents, thanks for the tip, MK! It's as hard as fuck! Much harder than Bejeweled, but equally as addictive. *bleary eyed* Will take a while to master.
Bov about Gwen. *yawn*
@PSL: Ah then, we agree - Pac Man Rossdale. Let's call her so she can fix it:)
But I'd love DDR in there...Pac Man DDR Rossdale.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by Mr. President on August 21, 2008 - 8:49pm.
Donkey Kong would be an awesome name, angel.
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Yeah - Or Super Mario. That would be really good. Or Evil Genius! Pac Man! Final Fantasy! DDR!~...So many good names to choose from, really - I mean Gah! She had TIME to think about it, you know?
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 21, 2008 - 5:45pm.
Why not World of Warcraft?
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Perfect! They could call him WOW for short. Personally, however, I prefer "Wargasm" or "Nuts and Milk". At the very least they could have gone with a classic like "Booby Kids" or "Psybadek".
And yes, those are real video game names. Seriously. Thank God Gwen didn't get a hold of those ones...
I like Pac Man Rossdale.
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what a cunning way to condescend; once my lover, now my friend
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Submitted by andrina on August 21, 2008 - 8:28pm.
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If Rock Hudson could get away with it.....
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"She's got on a sailor shirt. I bet bitch don't even own a boat! Sail yo ass on up out of my house!" - New York, New York Goes To Hollywood (2008)
Donkey Kong would be an awesome name, angel.
Hi, BTW.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Yeah. This has probably already been said, so please spare me the references back, but if it's a boy, shouldn't it be Zumo? I mean, technically speaking.
Zuma.
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Come on and Zoom, Come on and Zoom,
Come on and Zoom, Come on and Zoom,
Come on and Zoom, Zoom, Zoom-a, ZOOM!
ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM!
Come on and Zoom, You call the tune,
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Come on and Zoom-a, Zoom-a, Zoom-a, ZOOM!
ZOOM, ZOOM, ZOOM, ZOOM.
Why not World of Warcraft?
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once my lover, now my friend; what a cruel thing to pretend;
what a cunning way to condescend; once my lover, now my friend
-Fiona Apple "Shadowboxer"
Submitted by Mr. President on August 21, 2008 - 8:39pm.
Hi PSL, a shorter week than I thought it was going to be. A good thing, since it wasn't a vacation.
On topic: Couldn't they have named him Grand Theft Auto or some really cool game?
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♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Hi PSL, a shorter week than I thought it was going to be. A good thing, since it wasn't a vacation.
On topic: Couldn't they have named him Grand Theft Auto or some really cool game?
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Hi Mr President! Has it been a week already?
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once my lover, now my friend; what a cruel thing to pretend;
what a cunning way to condescend; once my lover, now my friend
-Fiona Apple "Shadowboxer"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 21, 2008 - 7:55pm.
Zima Nestles Rock.
That's what I'm calling him.
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Better yet, Zima Nestles Rolling Rock...Think of the endorsements this kid will get...you know, like that AIDS clinic Zahara is going to manage...
might as well just call him fucked up for life...lol
Zumo. Is that Spanish for PLAYGROUND BEATING?
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
No wonder that baby didn't wanna come out!
-and great, now I want to play that stupid game.
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Submitted by Rican35 on August 21, 2008 - 6:25pm.
Zuma's rich so he can have a fucked up name.
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Exactly. It makes me laugh when peeps talk about these kids beating them up in the schoolyard - they're not going to go to any schools where they get beat up over that shit.
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I disagree angel......they may not get physically beaten, but they will be tortured for having such stupid names. I have raised kids who go to these Hollywood schools, and kids are MEAN.
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once my lover, now my friend; what a cruel thing to pretend; what a cunning way to condescend; once my lover, now my friend
-Fiona Apple "Shadowboxer"
Rock by itself would've been cooler
Zoom. Zoom.
Zuma. Zuma.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
what ASSHOLES!
Zuma......oh GOD.
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-Sheryl Crow "If It Makes You Happy"
you know, I hated Gwen because she married Gavin who was so much prettier than she was, but now I hate her for naming her kid Zuma. WTF was she thinking??
The only Nesta I know is Lu-nesta. Sleep is good, Zuma is not.
visit my blog if you are bored:
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Zima Nestles Rock.
That's what I'm calling him.
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Better yet, Zima Nestles Rolling Rock...Think of the endorsements this kid will get...you know, like that AIDS clinic Zahara is going to manage...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
The last time I went to a bar I think I ordered a Zuma.
With a wedge of lime, please.
I think Coors has that name trademarked.
I'll call it Zumanesta all one word. Anyway, my friend and i are discussing this over text messages and we came to the conclusion she's forcing her identity crisis down her kid's throats. And you know Gavin wussdale had nothing to do with that shit. He's white and he knows it.
ZUMA NESTA? Zima Nestea? What in the goddamn hell? Gwen was pregnant for so long her brain apparently fell out. Zuma. For Chrissakes, people. We need to get like Germany and have approved names.
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Naming your dog Zuma -- Cool
Naming your baby boy Zuma -- not so much.
To be followed by Venice Iggy Pop, Malibu Rum Barbie, and Fire Island Rossdale. regardless of gender.
sigh Idiotos.
Stop trying to be creative with baby names. For the love of god.
why give your kid such a douchy and not to mention long ass name to just call him "z"
That's even worse than Kingston. They pick the worst names for their kids. Moon Unit and Fifi Trixie have more company in the worst names ever.
What is wrong with Zack or Zane for a boy?
Zuma? They'll call him Z for short
Watch out Zahara!
Zuma sounds like a both a drinking game and an Arizona retirement home with 4:30pm Early Bird Specials! AWESOME! Fortunately, the poor kid will be able to change his name when he's 18. Gwen and what's his face have some serious explaining to do. She can blame it on the drugs hopefully. And so lazy too, why can't celebs just birth babies naturally instead of constantly scheduling c-sections?! They so piss me off!
Your face!
I grew up going to Zuma beach and have nothing but affection for it, but this has got to be one of the worst, meanest, most ill-conceived baby names ever.
Gwen and Gavin must be trying to build character because Zuma's ass is going to get beaten at school everyday.
Submitted by Chicklet on August 21, 2008 - 6:06pm.
Horrendous. There must be some kind of inside reason why. I hope.
inside reason: bitch done lost her mind
Zima Nestles Rock.
That's what I'm calling him.
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Zuma beach (by Malibu) - goes along with Kingston Jamaica. They are beach babies.
"Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale"
-_-
idiots.
Epic Name Fail.
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Zuma for a boy?!?!!? Who named him that Gwen or Rosedale? Did it remind him after his she/he boyfriend?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Horrendous. There must be some kind of inside reason why. I hope.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on August 21, 2008 - 5:44pm.
Short for Montezuma, maybe?
YES! cause the name is the shits!
Zuma?! Isn't that a awork out dance craze or something? No, wait, that's Zumba.
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"Zuma Nesta Rock sounds like a planned community in Arizona."
MK. this is why I lurve you. Zuma Beach was also a cracktastic movie starring Suzanne Somers.
They can nickname the kid Zoom.
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
I was at Zuma Beach this morning. I dint see no bebay.
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Pernicious on August 21, 2008 - 3:36pm.
ZUMA is my shit! I play at leas one round a day. Poor kid though, I could never say that name without sounding like the game at the start of a new round.
ZUMA!!!
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YES!
Don't you just love it when you hit a ball in the middle and then you have a nice long chain reaction if the colors line up. Yes I am a dork.
See - the peroxide DOES seep into the brain
I used to be addicted to that stupid game too so this gave me a chuckle. I keeping hearing that creepy voice in the game saying "ZUMA".
God,Zuma Nesta Rock?!That is officially the ugliest celebrity name since Dweezil Zappa!
Wow. Kingston must have made his parents really hate children.
Poor baby.
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