Bride Tasered At Her Own Wedding!
Andy Somora and Anna Pastuszwska's July 19th wedding started out as a fancy affair. They were married on the beach in Lakeside, Michigan and their reception was held at a nearby art gallery. It was also going smoothly until the booze came out. That'll do it! Their guests started drinking like Wino at happy hour. It got so out of control that one guest even threw a metal lamp through a glass window. That's when the gallery owner called the police.
When the police arrived he found a group of drunken monkeys making a mess. The officer at the scene said he witnessed one guest drinking vodka straight out of the bottle. Hmmm...I don't remember attending a wedding reception on July 19th in Michigan.
The police and the gallery owner tried to break up the party, but the bride and groom were not having it. The chief prosecutor on the case told The Chicago Sun-Times, "Andy got angry and started yelling, 'What are you doing? This is my wedding! You're making my wife cry! The crowd was trying to hold back the groom from mouthing off more, but finally he broke free, and they had to take him down."
Andy headed for the officers and his drunk ass wife moved in to try and stop him. That's when an officer tasered Andy's ass. Anna also got shocked because she was holding on to her new husband. One of the guests said the police totally overreacted, "Imagine the kids and grandma seeing the bride and groom getting Tasered on the floor." Shit! That's better than watching the lame band! That should become a new tradition. You may now TASER the groom!
Andy and Anna were arrested and thrown in separate jail cells where they spent the night. Andy was charged with resisting police, a felony. He has already pleaded guilty and could face up to 30 days in jail. Anna also pleaded guilty to a reduced charge of resisting an officer. She was fined $600.
This shit gets even better (or worse depending on who you are). Two nights later, Anna and Andy were arrested again in Michigan after police responded to a noise complaint. The two newly married douchebags once again fought with police. They got tasered AGAIN! Tasered twice in one week! Andy was charged with pushing his new wife down the stairs, but the charge was later dropped as part of a plea bargain.
This is the romance of our time! If they make it their first year anniversary, they should celebrate by tasering each other! A couple that gets tasered together, fries stays together.
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"The officer at the scene said he witnessed one guest drinking vodka straight out of the bottle."
Is that wrong to do at a wedding?
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on August 21, 2008 - 5:10pm.
oooh I totally thought this was going to be a bukakke story.
And can I just point out the fact that my spell check did not even flinch at the word "bukakke", but let me know that "spell check" is two words.
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Yeah - spell check is a straight up perv.
Also, I thought so too!
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
I prefer this local story:
http://www.pocketfives.com/poker-forums/13/Till-Death-Do-They-Part-28284...
I stayed in that hotel a month later and most of the elevator buttons were still bashed out.
Here's another local story:
http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/17009284/detail.html?rss=pit&ps...
There was actually a kid on the local news saying "They tazed my grandma!"
An alcohol free world would certainly be a better world.
These people just strengthen my resolve. Still, even if we were to rid the world of booze, the masses would just find another means of getting completely rat arsed and humiliating themselves.
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Please give these lovely people a reality show.
No occasion is important enough for them not to act a fool. I wanna see these two at the Inaugural Ball come January!
Well, it could of been worse, she could of been shot and murdered.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA great story.
I love this...
One of the guests said the police totally overreacted, "Imagine the kids and grandma seeing the bride and groom getting Tasered on the floor."
Reason # 856 why kids shouldn't be allowed to attend wedding receptions.
Yet another reason why I don't want a big, fancy wedding. Although it would be pretty funny to have this happen at the courthouse. Ha! Ha!
Speaking of weddings and tasers, at the Vegas Hilton they have Star Trek themed weddings. The bride and groom conclude their wedding vows by setting their phasers to "I DO".
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
See, this is why, as a total alkie, I'm gonna have a dry wedding.
You just can't take that shit back, lol.
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Ha! Poor bitch is still wearin her garter. There's another pic (link) of the happy couple before the brawl and they look like memaw and son.
Don't tase me bro!!
Don't tase me!!
oooh I totally thought this was going to be a bukakke story.
And can I just point out the fact that my spell check did not even flinch at the word "bukakke", but let me know that "spell check" is two words.
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Submitted by Albino Squirrel on August 21, 2008 - 12:56pm.
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Is that Segornia Weaver?
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
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Seriously!!!
Where is Bill Paxton to yell "Game over man....GAME OVER!"
The bride looks like Susan Saradon a little bit
WOW ... That's funny
Submitted by Swedish Beauty on August 22, 2008 - 4:04am.
Looks like a gang bang pic. Hmm...
LMAO OMG, as if I wasn't grossed out enough already by this pic!
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Looks like a gang bang pic. Hmm...
Sorta late for the hillbillies to wonder what the children will see isn't it? Damn! I thought my family was fu#$%d up. I can't imagine how wasted they had to be to throw a chair through an art gallery's window! Wish I had been a fly on the wall-Jerry Springer is so tame now.
that said: I hope she frames the main pic for her posterity. Just imagine the conversation piece it'd become for her great-great-great-trashchilluns.
Submitted by Green Is Good on August 21, 2008 - 4:58pm.
But you assume that they didn't have any kids together prior to the wedding.
aren't these two a little long in the tooth for these shennanigans?
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The fact they got busted two days after the wedding brawl convinces me they both need to be sterilized.
-We all know what is going to happen next: LAWSUIT from a bunch of white trash drunken jerkoffs!
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It's not like I dig the po-leece or anything, but you gotta admit that drunkenly trashing an art gallery at a wedding is some bull. I don't know how getting sloppy became a wedding tradition, but I think it's tacky and I think most of us know that "talking to" a wild drunk isn't always effective. And they didn't actually Taser her, she was touching the person who got Tasered... a person who seemed to be trying to attack the cops. Not a brilliant move. The fact that they couldn't even wait a whole month to get in trouble again (throwing your wife down the stairs?!?!? REALLY?!?!?!?) makes it a fairly safe assumption that they are regularly wild and violent and I would have Tasered their asses too. Fuck that.
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Submitted by M.E.
Is that Segornia Weaver?
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
How old are these two idiots? This is crap you pull at the Senior Prom.
The report doesn't say who caught the bouquet.
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Submitted by angel_i on August 21, 2008 - 4:49pm.
Yeah...I make a point of calling police men "civil servants" to remind us both what their job really is...I find it appalling that the cops have pretty much lost all ability to just TALK to people. I mean, shouldn't they have some kinda training in how to deal with difficult people and situations without having to TASER a fucking wedding party? Jeez Louise. Use your words and not your hands, kids.
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good points, Angle to the I. Reminds me of how my grandma psychologically disarmed officers ( more than one occasion, because she had a lead foot), by addressing them as "gendarmes" <--- that's high-fallutin' Frenchy for "civil/gentile arms" or copper in Britishspeak. So gentile and suave of her!
Simple.
I can explain this in ONE word:
MICHIGAN
Domestic troubles already, huh? Fun. I love those weddings where everyone's making bets as to how long it's going to last at the reception.
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Good thing us Gays cant get married, we'd be the end of the "sanctity of marriage" as we know it.
Tasering is the new black.
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Submitted by Leatherette on August 21, 2008 - 4:49pm.
THANKS, my gut is busted, and yer bebeh is one scary oogley boogley, now must resume LOLing...
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They're like Bobby and Whitney except without all the money and crack.
That picture is priceless! I wonder if they'll include in their wedding album??
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Leatherette I know, her face offends me! yuck!
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isn't this what happens when 1st cousins marry?
Submitted by Oxygen on August 21, 2008 - 4:48pm.
Puts a whole new meaning to doing the Electric Slide at weddings.
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THANKS, my gut is busted, and yer bebeh is one scary oogley boogley, now must resume LOLing...
Yeah...I make a point of calling police men "civil servants" to remind us both what their job really is...I find it appalling that the cops have pretty much lost all ability to just TALK to people. I mean, shouldn't they have some kinda training in how to deal with difficult people and situations without having to TASER a fucking wedding party? Jeez Louise. Use your words and not your hands, kids.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
I love how the photographer included a shot of her garder belt.
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
Puts a whole new meaning to doing the Electric Slide at weddings.
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but yeah, wifie's grill: WOOFWOOF to the 20th power
Is that Segornia Weaver?
She didn't do anything and she got thrown in jail? See we have another case of cops being taser happy. Douchepigs!
Hey that's that white trash drama someone was telling me about. Damn! I have to remember who so I can go set up on their porch and watch it real time!
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Well, as they say, the worse the wedding, the better the married life will be.
I don't know exactly who "they" are, but I'll assume "they" are the same people who think deodorant is interfering with nature.
The look on her face says it all: "I've waited forty-seven years to trap a man and now you guys are punishing me like I already had an affair and stole all his money."
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I really hope there's video of this.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
How trashtastic!
All I can say is wow.
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader