Pass Me The Baby Wipes.....
Sadly, Terrence Howard's video for his song (yes, song) "Sanctuary" doesn't feature a cameo from his favorite item in the universe: baby wipes. But I'm sure his back-up singers had to thoroughly clean themselves with baby wipes before even getting near Terrence.
This song and video is like a creamy bowl of Easy Mac with melted Velveeta and spray cheese on top. It's pure cheese. It's so fucking cheesy that Brit Brit will probably try and swallow it whole. The end is extra special because Terry gets all weepy-eyed. He's totally thinking of a vagina that wasn't properly sanitized with a baby wipe. Don't worry, Terry. My no-no hole is always baby wipe fresh.
And I know Terry is strictly a baby wipes man, but something tells me he may fall in love with Glory Hole Wipers. 4 cylinders at one time! I've already placed my order.
Thanks Faye and Karen
Submitted by angel_i on August 21, 2008 - 10:21pm.
LOL!
(Hi, Socky:)
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*jumping into your arms* *big smooches and hugs* Hi! Angel!
ON T: Someone needs to pour some rubbing alcohol in his sani-wipes box.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on August 21, 2008 - 10:16pm.
You know he was desperate to use the word "sanitary" when he wrote/sang this shit.
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(Hi, Socky:)
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
You know he was desperate to use the word "sanitary" when he wrote/sang this shit.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
terrence is lucky he's pretty...cuz he can't sing...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
I actually like the song it is just too bad that Mr. Howard is singing it. I think he is hot and all, but he just seems so out of place doing a song like that. It is very odd, kinda twilight zone odd.
Who needs baby wipes when they have flushable toilet wipes? Those things are awesome, especially after fun time with your honey...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Submitted by petersburgva on August 21, 2008 - 7:16pm.
he is a handsome man ,and i like the song and his voice. plus there's nothing wrong with having a clean ass. is there any bigger turn off then skidmarks in your dates underwear ?(or even worse an actual lump of feces)
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Ok, I don't know about you but I definitely don't need baby wipes to make sure there's no skid marks on my underwear, let alone a lump of feces!
On the other hand: Thank heavens for baby wipes. Because there are SOME things that just need them.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
that was...not good.
I'd still hit it every which way because he's that fine, and wipe my ass for him too
just...don't sing to me.
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Submitted by mollenhauer on August 21, 2008 - 5:58pm.
He is my favorite actor. He is seeking someone online now. I saw him at"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site?
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I'd say a DL hunk of man with a clean enough asshole, that thing can whistle The Andy Griffith theme song, and a mullato beard who reeks of Huggies Baby wipes and likes to share her mineral make up and eyeliner....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
he is a handsome man ,and i like the song and his voice. plus there's nothing wrong with having a clean ass. is there any bigger turn off then skidmarks in your dates underwear ?(or even worse an actual lump of feces)
He is my favorite actor. He is seeking someone online now. I saw him at"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site?
Submitted by Ashley on August 21, 2008 - 5:47pm.
I don't see anything wrong with wiping yourself with a wipe. It's not like a piece of toilet paper is going to actually clean you properly. I don't get what is so weird about that? The smell of a dirty ass is weird (and DISGUSTING), but not being clean.
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I think it's more about his *ahem* passion about it. I do believe he stated that when he dates women he goes searching for baby wipes to make sure they're clean.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
is not weird that people like to use wipes; heck i do it to; the way he said it was WEIRD,he pretty much said he would not go out with a girl that does not have wipies in her bathroom; that he checks for that.. that's whats weird.
GROSS!!!!!!!!!!
I don't see anything wrong with wiping yourself with a wipe. It's not like a piece of toilet paper is going to actually clean you properly. I don't get what is so weird about that? The smell of a dirty ass is weird (and DISGUSTING), but not being clean.
BB me too and I have nothing against a clean GLORY hole!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
BO-RING!
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Ewww, that little dance he does towards the end. Like your drunk relative embarrassing you in public. This song needs to be like half as long, but you know he thinks it's a masterpiece.
I tried to watch the entire video but found myself stopping it at 1:23.
I already put my ears through unnecessary abuse by listening to Britney earlier on this site. I have to draw the limit with Mr Baby Wipes.
I'm not a masochist! Nope! Nah uh! Can't do it!
snowpiece on August 21, 2008 - 5:02pm
*hangs head*
baby wipes.
That's all it took.
but i'd still hit it.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
BRADIFUL BITCH he is he is but MK has tarnished him forever in my eyes, sob....
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
I don't care for him because he is a jerk.
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
ok, i think Terrence is a hot piece
*runs away*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
oh c'mon- it's cute...no? I mean, he's creepy but the song...at least a little?
Sorry, I still think he looks like a perv. That little moustache does it every time. Also, light eyes are creepy
ROFLMAO.....this is unbelievably embarrassing. IS THIS FOR REAL? Orchestra and all. Look at the way he dances while he sits. I feel so BADDDDD for his softie self.
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Terrence isn't gay 'cause he checked me out like only a hetero man would. But he was married at the time so that's just wrong.
But baby wipes??? Oh the chemicals! That's nasty.
Is the backup singer on the far left his gf?
How the hell did he get signed by Sony? Are they that desperate? If so, I say we start our own band so when can make millions singing crap; who's with me?
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Ha! I can't watch the video but that glory hole picture is hilarious! I actually emailed that to my boyfriend yesterday. In case anyone was wondering, yes, this is definitely on my x-mas list: glory hole wipes...
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"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
An orchestra...seriously?
Is it wrong that the first thing I thought of when he started singing was he sounds like a male version of Tracey Chapman?
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Terrence's backup singers are sing-laughing at him. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
r5bales ruined him for me too, freaking MK, LOL
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Well he's no Heidi Montag, that's for sure.
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Trampoline in the Olympics? What’s next, trac ball, hide-n-go-seek?
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on August 21, 2008 - 3:49pm.
Submitted by GazingBeauty on August 21, 2008 - 3:52pm.
I was bored after 17. He DOES sound like a crappier Seal! What made him think he could sing?
BET needs to add a new category for their awards, And the nominees for Best Closeted Black Male Singer are....Kanye West, Terrance Howard, Usher and Cam' ron. And the award goes too....
Dlisted has ruined my crush on Terrence, but I think I would still use baby wipes and let him pull my hair.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Douche to the nth degree.
Snowy, I know! But she's a ginge.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
LOL IG with that creepy ass doll!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Snowy, I was wondering about that too. Maybe it means you'll have a better "experience" if you don't have an erection? I dunno.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
I'm thru sticking up for Terrence.
WTF does "Feel us while soft" mean?
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
I get the feeling he is so full of himself and I cant stand him, and I never meet him to judge him but he gives me bad vibes
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
He sounds like a downgrade version of Seal.
23 seconds in and I'm already bored.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
I know it has nothing to do with anything, but HOLY BABY JEBUS HAS ANYONE SEEN THIS FUCKERY???
http://www.mschriscrocker.com
GOD! I need a Valium...and then some more. Fuck I guess I'm gonna raid my husband's stash for a blunt!
Submitted by EatYourVeggies on August 21, 2008 - 3:47pm.
MK is a little too obsessed with processed cheese products.
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That's prolly why he's always sick! It's mucousy, MK! And cancer laden! Danger, danger!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Terrence is such a douche rocket.
MK is a little too obsessed with processed cheese products.