Brit Brit May Terrorize The VMAs After All
In the picture above, Brit Brit looks exactly like this rabid raccoon that used to always knock the trash cans in front of my mother's house late at night. That dumb bitch almost bit me once!
Anyway, Brit Brit may grease up her weave and jiggle her hog jowls at this year's MTV Video Music Awards. There's already been rumors that Brit Brit was working on a performance and now her hairdresser has added fuel to the fire. The creepy mole tranny known as Kim Vo told E! that he's possibly working on three hairstyles for Brit Brit. One hairstyle for the red carpet, one for the show and another one for her thrilling performance. I don't know why he's spending so much time on her weave. The three hairstyles are just going to look ratty, rattier and rattiest.
Hopefully, Brit Brit sounds just like this video taken from her Las Vegas concert a few years ago. This clip is actually pretty old, but it's been making the internet rounds the past couple of days. It's supposedly the live feed from Brit's microphone and some say it's a fake. I don't know why they would say that? She sounds like an innocent angel.......who was attacked in the throat by a donkey, beat in the head with an umbrella and thrown down a flight of stairs. Beautiful.
How can anyone in their right mind (emphasis on right mind) think that this is fake?
It's obvious that it's her singing like two cats having sex!
OH MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!
Dear God/Allah/who ever up there,
Please, please, please, us mortals beg of you, please let Unfitney "sing" at the VMA's. Please let the backing track fail, so we can here a real - untouched up voice.
If you let this happen, we promise to sacrifice, all the annoying blonde bimbos (Paris, The Hills whoes, Jessica simpson, etc) in your loving honour.
Thanks!,
The world.
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Hey look! She isn't built like a dump truck anymore. Progress.
Kim Vo is a total assbag.
Submitted by jim on August 21, 2008 - 3:22pm.
ANOTHER REASON NOT TO WATCH THE STUPID FUCKING SHOW, WITH SHITTY BANDS AND A BUNCH OF DUDES WHO SING LIKE LITTLE GIRLS.
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I just listened tp that clip. Disgusting. Are you fucking serious? There is so much talent in this world and this is what they pump out. No come back for her. She is spent. They used her (obviously) for the only thing she was good for.
I actually feel kind of bad cause the diluded her into thinking she was talented.
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Submitted by Sheeps on August 21, 2008 - 2:17pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 21, 2008 - 12:17pm.
O look! She got her body back!
You mean her real body?
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ANOTHER REASON NOT TO WATCH THE STUPID FUCKING SHOW, WITH SHITTY BANDS AND A BUNCH OF DUDES WHO SING LIKE LITTLE GIRLS.
Submitted by angel_i on August 21, 2008 - 12:20pm.
hahahaha. I understood you! How skeery is that?
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Submitted by Sheeps on August 21, 2008 - 3:17pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 21, 2008 - 12:17pm.
O look! She got her body back!
You mean her real body?
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I know, right? I confused my own self with that post. Well, the body before OK showed her new body after her old body after her new body from before when she worked out her first body.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Her weave still looks nasty. The other day I saw a pic of it curled in the front and then a mess in the back! Too funny.
You've got to love her fans though, convinced she'll somehow be in her 2001 form by the time the VMA's roll around. Ha! Hope she wears an appropriate outfit this time.
LOL! That's even better with the video! I can dance and sing at the same time way better than she can. Where's MY fucking Frapp!
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
OHPLEASEGODPLEASEGODPLEASE set this filthy hick turd free from daddy's legal bonds so that she may bless me with methpsychosissexy times PLEEEASE!
Submitted by angel_i on August 21, 2008 - 12:17pm.
O look! She got her body back!
You mean her real body?
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Announcing new perfume: Mall Smell(R) by Sheeps
O look! She got her body back!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
I have no trouble believing that's real; I always wondered how people could flop around like that and never sound winded, especially her.
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That video is HILARIOUS...
Whoa, that's some caterwaul. No wonder she lip syncs.
Jesus...this girl eats anything. Bye bye, Nokia 4150
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I don't know who Kim Vo is, but "creepy mole tranny" is one of the funniest descriptions I've ever heard.
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she back to looking gross, why are her mouth zits back? all she eats is brown rice?
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As usual, she looks fat, dumpy and dirty. At least she is consistent.
HAHAHA!!! That was awesome. As in awesomely bad.
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