Brit Brit May Terrorize The VMAs After All
In the picture above, Brit Brit looks exactly like this rabid raccoon that used to always knock the trash cans in front of my mother's house late at night. That dumb bitch almost bit me once!
Anyway, Brit Brit may grease up her weave and jiggle her hog jowls at this year's MTV Video Music Awards. There's already been rumors that Brit Brit was working on a performance and now her hairdresser has added fuel to the fire. The creepy mole tranny known as Kim Vo told E! that he's possibly working on three hairstyles for Brit Brit. One hairstyle for the red carpet, one for the show and another one for her thrilling performance. I don't know why he's spending so much time on her weave. The three hairstyles are just going to look ratty, rattier and rattiest.
Hopefully, Brit Brit sounds just like this video taken from her Las Vegas concert a few years ago. This clip is actually pretty old, but it's been making the internet rounds the past couple of days. It's supposedly the live feed from Brit's microphone and some say it's a fake. I don't know why they would say that? She sounds like an innocent angel.......who was attacked in the throat by a donkey, beat in the head with an umbrella and thrown down a flight of stairs. Beautiful.
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Rihanna sounds like shit, too. She better be lucky she's beautiful.....bitch ain't got no kind of talent.
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She sings live and her voice is hundred time better than Britney. she do not use computer in her music. I could not finish this video. She Can't sing for 1bit why in the world did she become famous.
Submitted by sharoninshape on August 21, 2008 - 7:55pm.
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Rihanna sounds like shit, too. She better be lucky she's beautiful.....bitch ain't got no kind of talent.
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Ha Sensimina!
I have yet to dip into my sack - but I get you. Nickelback! My personal unfavourite: The Tea Party. Its funny you mention Freddy (well, I guess it isn't...) but I've just been going through the old tunes in my head Queen, Genesis, The Police, Zeppelin, Ricki Lee, Fleetwood Mac, Rufus, even fucking Supertramp of all bands...I could actually go on a long long time, there are so many... God - it's SO damn sad. They used to sing about all KINDS of things and they used to harmonize and it would be all natural sounding...and Queen! Queen could make HUGE noise with REAL instruments! *sigh* It's just a travesty all around, really.
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HAHA, thanks for posting this video.She has Zero talent all she has is handlers controling her who think having good body= being a popstar. i am so glad the world know that she has no talent all she does is lipsing. I am glad we have real pop stars like Beyonce, mariah, Leona Lewis, Rihanna and christina who actually sing live and write their own music.
lol. What is this discussion about? Aren't we comparing Britney and Christina? I'm not talking about other chicks that you know from school. Of course looks matter, but when you compare Britney and Christina - theres still a difference. Christina's voice is what got her far and is the reason why she is STILL around after all these years and is also the reason why she is RESPECTED in the music industry. Christina is not known for being cute and wholesome, she is known for her voice. At the end of the day, whats going to keep Christina around? Her voice. Even when Christina gets old, what are people going to be harping on? Her voice. What does Britney has to fall back on?
You could call xtina vapid, but the bitch sings, writes, and doesn't need computers to make her sound good. And the bitch can put emotion into her songs. You don't have to like her music, but she has one of the best voices in the industry. Talent doesn't matter these days, at least Christina is someone who has been focused on her music since day one and doesn't allow other people to do all the work for her. Shit why are we even comparing the two since we all know that Brit can't even sing?
Well, Freddie Mercury's dead so the only band I consider to be really talented right now is Smashing Pumpkins, and after my many close encounters with Billy Corgan, I'm starting to lose my interest in even that. There's very, very little true talent to be found anywhere near the mainstream. Unless you happen to think shit like Coldplay and the ten billion bands that are copying them are talented. Or the five thousand bands that sound the same, wear matching suits, and whose names start with "The".
My rant makes little to no sense because I smoked a dent in my sack just now, but yeah, I guess my feeble stoner point is that Brit was talented at putting on a show, at least. I'd rather see her live than fucking Nickelback or some shit - talk about ears bleeding.
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Submitted by Sensimina on August 21, 2008 - 7:05pm.
Submitted by Ria on August 21, 2008 - 6:57pm.
Don't compare Britney and Christina. Christina has talent whereas Britney's job is to shake her ass and lip-sync. Christina can sing live AND dance at the same time and still sound brilliant. Britney can't. Shitney needs to lip-sync since she doesn't have a voice. Her looks is what got her far and she doesn't even have that going for her anymore.
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Sorry, Xtina is supervapid too. Yeah, she can sing, but she got where she is today because of her looks, too.
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Oy. I always thought she got where she is in spite of her looks! But seriously, they all got where they are becuz their parents took them to Mister Mickey Mouse and said: MY child's going to be a STAR! They auditioned, got hired and their fate was, pretty much sealed providing their parents were able to accomodate the crazy-ass schedules.
But I've said it before - at least X-tina's got an interest in music, she always has - I'll give her that - and her pipes are strong, so are Gwen's. Gwen is way more about the style and shit but, seriously - they work for kids, waddyawant? Britney had a cool sound (yes, I think it's cool but without training it's barely mediocre). They work hard and keep their shit together. Since I gave up on miracles a long time ago - I say: Pretty good, I can live with that.
Just Britney (and, sure, Miley). They've got to go.
I only really like to see performers live and up-close because I am thrilled by SKILL. The lights, costumes, dancers (I do love the dancers - of the MTV set it's the only place I ever really get to see any skill), whatnot are cool but nothing beats the human ability to excel.
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Damn she sounds terrible. I think I prefer the digitally tweaked Britney voice. Also, it's REALLY hard to dance and sing at the same time, and I think she hasn't really mastered either very well to begin with, so therefore she sounds shitty. But, most people are there for the spectacle and not to focus on the singing (aha! distraction!) either. Xtina does have a better voice, but I've seen a lot of girls on American Idol that sing just like her, but don't look as good as she does (well she doesn't look very good now, the hot tranny clown mess that she is!).
Your face!
Oh my god, that is so awful I almost feel bad for laughing.
You have to be in *excellent* shape to be able to sing while dancing, and that includes having strong vocal cords and good technique. Britney's always used the tense-your-throat (ew) method of singing, which does not take one far when it comes to actually performing.
It's not a surprise though, is it? These kinds of shows are all about the dancing, costumes, and spectacle. The vocal ability is pretty much the last thing anyone is there for.
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Submitted by Ria on August 21, 2008 - 6:57pm.
Don't compare Britney and Christina. Christina has talent whereas Britney's job is to shake her ass and lip-sync. Christina can sing live AND dance at the same time and still sound brilliant. Britney can't. Shitney needs to lip-sync since she doesn't have a voice. Her looks is what got her far and she doesn't even have that going for her anymore.
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Sorry, Xtina is supervapid too. Yeah, she can sing, but she got where she is today because of her looks, too. I know girls that can sing like Xtina can and they will never get anywhere because they're not little blonde lolitas like Xtina was when she first came out.
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She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Everyone knows that all singers/performers tweak with the sound to make them sound better. It is common knowlege and done all the time.
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Don't compare Britney and Christina. Christina has talent whereas Britney's job is to shake her ass and lip-sync. Christina can sing live AND dance at the same time and still sound brilliant. Britney can't. Shitney needs to lip-sync since she doesn't have a voice. Her looks is what got her far and she doesn't even have that going for her anymore.
This could be the beginning of a comeback. She's been looking good lately and seems to be trying to get herself together. Hopefully she'll pull it off.
Just kidding.
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It's supposedly the live feed from Brit's microphone and some say it's a fake. I don't know why they would say that? She sounds like an innocent angel.......who was attacked in the throat by a donkey, beat in the head with an umbrella and thrown down a flight of stairs. Beautiful. -MK
MK, you've just made me squirt with that metaphor.
Sounds like CHOCOLATE TIMES ON THE TOILET! TAX THAT, BIG BUTT MOMS WITH RETARDED EYES!...*stroking last sickly toilet bat for comfort*...
ComingBack, WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME????
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Submitted by angel_i on August 21, 2008 - 3:53pm.
Submitted by Sensimina on August 21, 2008 - 3:47pm.
It's not like Brit Brit going away is going to open a floodgate for talented artists to enter the mainstream.
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At least it would be a step in the right direction.
Something's gotta give sooner or later...I mean - it doesn't bother me SO much - that shit is like Old MacDonald for little little kids, you know? Teens need their stupid bubble gum pop. It's just all the shit that comes along with the Britney's of the world. There are enough X-tinas and Gwens to fill up that space...she's just SO vapid.
I am SO into the idea of Britney going away and becoming pure hillbilly and then coming back and landblasting Hollywood Roseanne Barr style. I don't know why I see it that way but for some reason I think it's the hottest thing she could do.
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I think Xtina and Gwen are just as vapid as Britney - honestly, I think Brit is a little too stupid to be vapid. Well, I guess Wonky proves you can totally be vapid AND retarded, but still.
Britney is like an old fart, it's been stinking so long you can't even smell it anymore. Miley on the other hand is like someone just ripped a juicy one in your face.
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I don't think it's fake at all, as it's what I suspected she sounded like without all the editing! Brittany's got a real hater out there who knows their video stuff enough to make her look bad.
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And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
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Definitely sounds like her. But we've always known she's crap.
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I hope her performance doesn't hurt the credibility of the VMAs. HAHA.
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Submitted by Talibah on August 21, 2008 - 3:26pm.
How can anyone in their right mind (emphasis on right mind) think that this is fake?
It's obvious that it's her singing like two cats having sex!
OH MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!
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The cat sex thing is the funniest thing I've heard today !! With the angel/donkey/umbrella metaphor, of course... :-)
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LOL! I can't believe there are people saying this is fake! Leave it to Shitney's fans to stick up for her talentless ass. Somewhere out there, there are a bunch of dumb teenagers and trailer park trash up in arms because their "hero" is being trashed again. Just accept the fact that she has NO talent and is as crazy as a fucking loon and a piece of trailer trash.
I don't understand how she ever became famous? It's obvious that her music is nothing other than a computer generated voice. Hell...I could fart into a microphone and sound better than this bitch!
YOU SUCK, BRITNEY!
Why are people surprised by this?! She couldn't sing when she was a kid (screaming does NOT equal singing) so what the hell made people think she'd be able to do it as an adult? There's a reason why the big four major recording companies (Sony/Columbia, EMI, Universal and Warner) passed on her when they heard her sing live. Jive picked her up because she was pretty, blonde and marketable - end of story.
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Submitted by Harry on August 21, 2008 - 5:48pm.
Could just be a fake plain and simple, or it could be an old recording of the half-voice "walkthrough" that singers use during rehearsal to avoid straining their voice.
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No way. Rehearsal voice is quiet. She IS straining her voice on that tape. When I hear it, I cringe to hear the damage she's doing there...
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on August 21, 2008 - 5:49pm.
The willingness of certain groups to accept ridiculous fabrications such as this never ceases to amaze me.
This work will be be the source of much pain for future generations. Has anybody ever read the works of Norman Cohn? His brilliant novel Warrant For Genocide traces the origins of the wicked Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. These obvious Russian forgeries continue to be used as justification for much of the Antisemitism that plagues our planet.
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O PUH-leese! ONE example!
When we know that EVERY SINGLE other document in the world is completely true! And EVERY source is honest!
Seriously, tho - you could spend the rest of your life reading books about forgery. That still doesn't make this fake.
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The willingness of certain groups to accept ridiculous fabrications such as this never ceases to amaze me.
This work will be be the source of much pain for future generations. Has anybody ever read the works of Norman Cohn? His brilliant novel Warrant For Genocide traces the origins of the wicked Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. These obvious Russian forgeries continue to be used as justification for much of the Antisemitism that plagues our planet.
I hope I don't live long enough to see what this video will spark. Ignorant, war-hungry morons will most likely still be looking for any kind of justification for their whack-job schemes.
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Could just be a fake plain and simple, or it could be an old recording of the half-voice "walkthrough" that singers use during rehearsal to avoid straining their voice. It's so badly off the rhythm at times that it sounds like somebody could be continually tweaking the speed of the sound track manually in an effort to sync it with the real performance. Pranks in the control room.
This tape is real, Britney sounds like shit live, the end.
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"She's got on a sailor shirt. I bet bitch don't even own a boat! Sail yo ass on up out of my house!" - New York, New York Goes To Hollywood (2008)
Possibly fake, but not far from the truth.
It does sound exactly like her. She sounds out of shape and vocally lazy. I've seen enough live performances to know that what she's tryna do is not impossible - she just sucks at it.
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This is a fake; an amusing fake but a fake none the less. It sounds like a bad Britney impression, and the accent drops every now and again into the stereotypical HEY Y'ALL! Southern American drawl.
It would have been more convincing if they hadn't gone so overboard at parts. The voice-over slips into Paris Hilton's true voice numerous times. You know the one, where the baby whine collapses and the 40 a day truck driver moan bursts out.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Britney can perform and sing decent live when she wants to. Using audio/playback clips isn't fair, considering she isn't really aware of her voice. Look at some of the 'related videos' after the video is over for some examples.
Yes I used to be a Britney fanatic, so shut up.
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I would like to know who leaked this tape.
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Submitted by snowpiece on August 21, 2008 - 4:05pm.
OK! FIGURES I WOULD COME IN THIS CHAT..SHE HAS TENNIS CANS AND GREEN BEANS AND SOFA BATTERIES AND WIG TIMES AND KEVIN DOES DO POOTY TIMES WITH THE BIG COCK....
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You are so crazy! LOL
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Ok- Some allowance needs to be made in show where the singer also does heavy dance moves. You need to be able to breathe for each activity and can't do two well at the same time. However if this is real, it goes way beyond breath concessions. Sister is whining like a little kid and speaking into the mike. I know she's not the most talented, but wow, this has to be fake. I refuse to believe that there weren't more talented blonds singing in the 90s to promote over this...
Oh yes, because I'd want my fans to be SO HAPPY that my father had to step in and control my life in order for me to stop flashing my chocha and acting like a batshit spoiled brat.
Yeah, because she's really changed...lUh, huh.
*rolls eyes*
Who cares?!
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
*peewee voice*
Connect the dots! La la la la!
In other news, dogs in the Las Vegas area have tested postitive for deafness.
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on August 21, 2008 - 3:23pm.
I just listened tp that clip. Disgusting. Are you fucking serious? There is so much talent in this world and this is what they pump out. No come back for her. She is spent. They used her (obviously) for the only thing she was good for.
I actually feel kind of bad cause the diluded her into thinking she was talented.
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So true.
She is such a mess. Why do people even expect a comeback?
Britney's looking good! Cute outfit, back in shape, acting "normal." Thank God her Dad stepped in when he did.
Dj Tenn. LOL tru dat!
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Brit is probably now rehearsing for LAST years VMA's/
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Its over.
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Submitted by M.E. on August 21, 2008 - 1:34pm.
Those mouth zits are distracting me...I wanna play connect the dots....
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Please make sure that your Sharpie pen is at the end of the proverbial ten-foot pole.
You could get seriously hurt if one those zits popped.
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Some meanie totally Photoshopped those zits in, cuz she didn't have them on the cover of OK!
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Submitted by M.E. on August 21, 2008 - 1:34pm.
Those mouth zits are distracting me...I wanna play connect the dots....
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Please make sure that your Sharpie pen is at the end of the proverbial ten-foot pole.
You could get seriously hurt if one those zits popped.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Those mouth zits are distracting me...I wanna play connect the dots....