Sienna Miller Has A Fan

A lovely person who obviously thinks very highly of Sienna Miller decorated her London home last night. You know you've really made it in life when someone spray pants the word "SLUT" on your home. And not just any slut. A satanic slut! At least I think that's supposed to be the sign of Satan. It could be a beautiful Christmas tree ornament. How festive!

I only have the word "CUNT" spray painted on my apartment door. I really wish someone would add a "SLUT."

After thinking about it a little bit, I bet you Sienna did this herself to give her home a cozy feeling. I approve. Nothing says "home sweet home" like the word "SLUT" spray painted on your house. You better believe Martha Stewart is going to devote an entire episode of her show on how to do this shit yourself.

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Posted by: Michael K

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Sienna Miller

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 1:36pm.

Does she live in an alley? She can lean out her front door and get clipped by a passing car? Huh?

That is too funny, though, spray painting that on her house! Lily Allen comes to mind...

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 1:36pm.

Dramz: :) off to read the MS from you....BRB
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Submitted by Viva Mexico on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 1:36pm.

as much as i dislike her, that's just scary. i thought the scarlet letter days were long behind us.

Submitted by 2Di4 on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 1:36pm.

will the painter of this lovely artwork please conitue his or her outdoor gallery showing by tagging the house of my ex-husband and his fat bottle-blonde mistress?

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 1:34pm.

Submitted by snowpiece on August 21, 2008 - 12:33pm.
MK: yeah she did it herself so she would recognize her house when she comes home potted and rode hard and put away wet.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Good one, Snowy!
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Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 1:34pm.

That's some gangasta sh** right there! but I prefer keying someone's car. There's nothing like walking through a parking lot and seeing the words "whore" "skank" "bitch" or "I'll cut you!" etched into someone's hood or driver's side door.

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Submitted by Always Sunny on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 1:34pm.

We should find MK's apt and spray 'SLUNT' on the door. I love word blends.

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Submitted by Pernicious on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 1:34pm.

If I knew where she lived I'd CUNT in between the windows.

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 1:34pm.

There is no way that her Sienna Miller's home.

She may be talentless, but she does have money. That building looks like a run down community centre for children who's parents are two strung out on smack to pay attention to their Anti-Social Personality Disorder.

Why would you have bars over the homes on your window unless you were afraid that you might transform into one of Satan's Apostles in the middle of the night? Wait, I think we may have stumbled across something here.

First of all there was the Rocky Horror remake. Then there was the demonic cat with four ears, and now, yet more agents of Lucifer have made themselves known to us.

Tomorrow I am fitting a chain lock on my front door.

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Submitted by 2Di4 on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 1:33pm.

as forest gump's momma would say, "slutty is as slutty does." and that's all i have to say about that.

Submitted by Alltheprettyones on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 1:33pm.

That should be a flashing neon sign on her roof.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 1:33pm.

MK: yeah she did it herself so she would recognize her house when she comes home potted and rode hard and put away wet.
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