Sienna Miller Has A Fan
A lovely person who obviously thinks very highly of Sienna Miller decorated her London home last night. You know you've really made it in life when someone spray pants the word "SLUT" on your home. And not just any slut. A satanic slut! At least I think that's supposed to be the sign of Satan. It could be a beautiful Christmas tree ornament. How festive!
I only have the word "CUNT" spray painted on my apartment door. I really wish someone would add a "SLUT."
After thinking about it a little bit, I bet you Sienna did this herself to give her home a cozy feeling. I approve. Nothing says "home sweet home" like the word "SLUT" spray painted on your house. You better believe Martha Stewart is going to devote an entire episode of her show on how to do this shit yourself.
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*looks for can of raid*
WOTs so funny??!!!??? Your howses likely all say "frigid shrew" so your huzbands can find you
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
Oopsy; sorry, just wanted to make sure you guys saw...
Submitted by boomsy on August 21, 2008 - 6:08pm.
False alarm on Mr. Reno....
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20220554,00.html
Damn it C Word you ghoul :o)
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Submitted by boomsy on August 21, 2008 - 2:08pm.
False alarm on Mr. Reno....
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Thanks boomsy!
Bad gas gets 'em every time...
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Trampoline in the Olympics? What’s next, trac ball, hide-n-go-seek?
Submitted by la coocaracha on August 21, 2008 - 12:05pm.
I had someone spray paint pentagons and NIGGer and all kinds of crap on my house once....had no idea who it was...THAT WAS SCARY!
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You mean pentagrams. Pentagons would take WAY too much spray paint!
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
Submitted by El Bastardo on August 21, 2008 - 2:07pm.
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Hi ElB and M.E.....sad news... :(
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Trampoline in the Olympics? What’s next, trac ball, hide-n-go-seek?
That is her house. SUCKS.
“As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler; solitude will not be solitude, poverty will not be poverty, nor weakness weakness.”
False alarm on Mr. Reno....
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20220554,00.html
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Submitted by M.E. on August 21, 2008 - 12:06pm.
Submitted by The C word on August 21, 2008 - 10:04am.
Off Topic: Jean Reno has suffered a major heart attack and is currently in intensive care in St. Bart's.
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Holy hell! What a shitty year this has been for the famous!
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Submitted by The C word on August 21, 2008 - 6:04pm.
Off Topic: Jean Reno has suffered a major heart attack and is currently in intensive care in St. Bart's.
Hope he gets well soon.
Not Leon!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
That's going overboard. It's truthful, but it's going overboard.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Two Drink Min:
Like I said I'm not defending her (in fact I'm more talking about the graffiti) I'm just saying I don't see how petty violence/vandalism sloves any problem to any situation. I'm all about keepin the peace. I'm not sure if this makes sense?
Submitted by The C word on August 21, 2008 - 10:04am.
Off Topic: Jean Reno has suffered a major heart attack and is currently in intensive care in St. Bart's.
Hope he gets well soon.
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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Salem13 on August 21, 2008 - 11:50am.
I don't know shit like this scares me, samething with crazies keying cars,stabbing the tires, or anything messing around with the car that shit is fuckin scary, god knows what that shit might lead to. Theres a lot of fucked up people out there.
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Its scariest when its a complete stranger doing that sh*t. An ex-girlfriend, its more salacious than scary because someone you know who REALLY wants to hurt you wouldnt scrape your car up....they'd be in your room, with a plastic bag!
I had someone spray paint pentagons and NIGGer and all kinds of crap on my house once....had no idea who it was...THAT WAS SCARY!
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boobs, Boobs, BOOBS!!!!
Chicaloca, chu got it. Poor Sienna is way too lazy for all that, tho, I'm sure.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Off Topic: Jean Reno has suffered a major heart attack and is currently in intensive care in St. Bart's.
Hope he gets well soon.
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Trampoline in the Olympics? What’s next, trac ball, hide-n-go-seek?
Oh how very cheeky.
*does upper crust blue blood laugh*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I confess. 'Twas I. Unfortunately, I ran out of spray paint before I could add HOMEWRECKING before SLUT, so I drew a little satan-y symbol.
--Sketti Cat
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
Submitted by sienna miller on August 22, 2008 - 12:53am.
I wrote that on me thick house so me boyfriends could find me home easyah.
LOL awesome!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Oh snap it's time for some serious image saving and damage control, here's the formula to con the masses. Begin to prade your loverboy in photoshoots like he's some sort of prize, start adopting some kids from "3rd world" countries, pop some of your own out in different countries (NOT THAT IT WILL MATTER BECAUSE THEY WILL STILL BE AMERICANS CITIZENS WELL IN YOUR CASE BRITISH) adopt somemore, act like you don't like the media attention, hire an amry of nannies for the kids, sell your baby pictures for "charity" and last but not least you and lover boy should visit one of these "3rd world" places, It should work like charm before you know it they will have forgotten that your a homewrecker and you will have your own loons who will praise you for your mothering skills and humanitarianism.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Well, thats very rude, tut tut tut!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Submitted by sienna miller on August 21, 2008 - 1:53pm.
I wrote that on me thick house so me boyfriends could find me home easyah.
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
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FOR THE WIN: BOW DOWN TO YOUR OBSESSION, WIFIES! ;D
I think that really IS her house; here's a pic of her walking her dogs in front of it...
http://www.soundoffcolumn.com/images/Sienna-Miller-3-07-2.jpg
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
It looks like it may be a converted industrial unit/loft.
Funny, I was just looking at these pics yesterday:
http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/2008/08/hell-hath-no-fury-scorned-women...
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Trampoline in the Olympics? What’s next, trac ball, hide-n-go-seek?
her home is so ghetto!!!
Submitted by Leatherette on August 21, 2008 - 1:46pm.
somewhere there's a fat wife at a pub grinning from ear to ear, as her balding husband pays for a quick fuck behind the alley...
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OMG!!! STOP, I'm LMAO
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Spicy....Hot...Ginge
I bet it was Rhys Ifans, on his way home from the Fox and Firkin pub and pissed out of his mind on cider.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Salem - maybe she should have thought of his poor kids before (BG) got photoes with this bitch. And she should have too.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Submitted by hellstotheno on August 21, 2008 - 1:39pm.
Now someone needs to go tag Balls Getty's home with the words DUMB ASS.
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Haven't you been here long enough? He's just a "DUMB MAN," a poor wittle victim with four kids who just can't seem to figure out that public nudity with a media whore will attract paps, in spite of having been an actor for most of his life and in and out of the public eye due to his family.
NO SIR! The penis is ALWAYS the victim.
WHAT A DUMP!
I wrote that on me thick house so me boyfriends could find me home easyah.
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
Well, come on, now....WTF does she expect>? She IS a slut! She effing defines the word! She is sleeping with a married man! I know it takes 2 to tango and all, but she is a SLUT. You just don't mess with a married man. There are lots of bad things I have done and probably will do again, but NEVER would I fuck around with a married man. SLUTIENNA~You have broken the universal woman code...you must be burned at the stake....
GO ROSETTA! Is this the new Brangelina??? Nah...not until the loonies weigh in.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
I don't know shit like this scares me, samething with crazies keying cars,stabbing the tires, or anything messing around with the car that shit is fuckin scary, god knows what that shit might lead to. Theres a lot of fucked up people out there.
Not that I'm defending her I really don't give a shit about her but, whatever.
Submitted by boomsy on August 21, 2008 - 11:43am.
...Kind of the coward's way out if you ask me.
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As opposed to... a punch in the gob? :)
No. I agree with you. I feel bad for the other residents of the neighbourhood who have to put up with the graffiti too. Spray paint on brick = no good.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
OR maybe I'm just not giving Sienna enough credit in the gray matter department, she maybe held on to this random piece of slumming property knowing full well some genius would take her PR bait and literally spray-paint her the victim for real.
Very funny
& WHEEEEEEE! lets dun git sum lumbers an burns some witchees!
Bravo to whoever did that! ROTFLAO! They shoulda painted her door 2...
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Submitted by Always Sunny on August 21, 2008 - 11:34am.
We should find MK's apt and spray 'SLUNT' on the door. I love word blends.
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Hah! I've always been partial to 'TWUNT,' myself. :)
It is hard to believe that Sienna lives there. She comes from money. Maybe she's trying to be bohemian with bars on the windows and SLUT on the walls....
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
Her front door looks like a refridgerator. And is that a pad for an entry CARD?! Whatever happened to keys?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
somewhere there's a fat wife at a pub grinning from ear to ear, as her balding husband pays for a quick fuck behind the alley...
can I just say:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
LOVES IT.
Wow, that's a bit much, don't you think? Vandalism? Kind of the coward's way out if you ask me.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!!!
i LOVE IT!
WTF is that chicken wire screens on her front windows??
Love the nice touch on the brick...much better and easier to maintain than a planter.
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Your garden club called. Their Ho is missing!
Now someone needs to go tag Balls Getty's home with the words DUMB ASS.
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't like, it's getting gang-raped and her hair extensions swiped...in the ghetto.
sorry for being a post-whore, but i'd also like to mention that door.
isn't that the same one on leatherface's workroom in "texas chainsaw massacre"? zexxy!
Apparently, Mrs. Getty has some buddies in London.
Next week: flaming sack o' shit!