Thursday, August 21st 2008

Sienna Miller Has A Fan

A lovely person who obviously thinks very highly of Sienna Miller decorated her London home last night. You know you've really made it in life when someone spray pants the word "SLUT" on your home. And not just any slut. A satanic slut! At least I think that's supposed to be the sign of Satan. It could be a beautiful Christmas tree ornament. How festive!

I only have the word "CUNT" spray painted on my apartment door. I really wish someone would add a "SLUT."

After thinking about it a little bit, I bet you Sienna did this herself to give her home a cozy feeling. I approve. Nothing says "home sweet home" like the word "SLUT" spray painted on your house. You better believe Martha Stewart is going to devote an entire episode of her show on how to do this shit yourself.

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Whatever's picture

She is a slut.

elmo533's picture

I love this site. A gang of cold hearted catty bitches in one place (my self included). It makes my heart sing.

elmo533's picture

I feel sorry for her. Anyone knows she and Getty will not be together forever. Not only that but she goes from guy to guy looking for something she will never find.

The dude with a spray can needs a medal

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Submitted by bo_tatoe on August 22, 2008 - 3:34am.

Some people are positively sick.

I get how it is fun n games if you kill some downtime by bitching about celebs on the internet, but spraying hostilities on the house of someone which you have never ever met, hence have no whatsoever personal connection with - that's crossing the line of sanity.
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Hell, it could've been Bathaazar's (however the fucik you spell it) family! I wouldn't blame them...

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Viva La Lohan,

You are the downest dude/ette ever to be quoting BTVS's season two finale, "Becoming". Obviously you have taste and wit. Best line of the season. Well, one of them! I think "They used to eat cake, and eggs, and honey...until you came and ripped their throats out!" is pretty damn good too.

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That just made my day and I was already having a good one; so gravy!

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Some people are positively sick.

I get how it is fun n games if you kill some downtime by bitching about celebs on the internet, but spraying hostilities on the house of someone which you have never ever met, hence have no whatsoever personal connection with - that's crossing the line of sanity.

Poor Slut, her shitty lookig house is worth millions in that area. You could buy a mansion in the states for the same price.
Shame

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Submitted by Stoney on August 21, 2008 - 4:56pm.

Actually Stoney, I am an attorney.

If I'm wrong, show me the law. But as a multiracial attorney who is black, white, middle eastern and native american, I can assure you there is no such law. Mixed people have different experiences that create identities. I know a man mixed like Obama who has never known a black family member in his life who completely identifies as black. It's about the way the world sees you that helps define you. It's hard to explain unless you're black or mixed with black.

It's so ironic that for so many years we were called black even if we were mainly white and forced to live as second-class citizens and now Obama isn't "black enough".

This country is absolutely schizo about race and the legacy of slavery.

Again, let's all just choose who and what we want to be...kay?

OK, now back to the reason we are all here..MK and his hysterical writing skills!!

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I'd personally feel more humiliated by being exposed (figuratively and literally) before the general public for being a slut than having a derogatory name scrawled across my property, but then again, I actually have a soul and she doesn't.

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Khensu Hetep's picture

Is it bad that I don't feel bad for her at all?

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Janet Buttimer's picture

Some friend of my daughter Tonya spray painted the word "FUCK" in huge letters on the side of our house here in Dallas.

Ever try to get spray paint off aluminum siding? It don't fuckin work. So, it's still there. Screw it.

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HA HA HA.

Now, about finding someone to do this to Barfbizarre's abode...any takers?

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sienna shouldn't be offended that this is on the front of her house...some good samaritan was just informing the mailman on where she lives...

getty should have a matching one on his house too...
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The only other person I can think of that I would love for this to happen to is Paris "Wonky McValtrex" Hilton.

Sienna is definitely the bigger whore.

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I hope that person went to where Getty lives and spray painted "MAN-SLUT" on his building....equal justice to both.
But seriously, how empty must that wacko's life be that spray painting "SLUT" on Miller's wall is an absolute must do in their life?

Obama is a puppet, his race is being played on as is Hilary Clinton's gender. Obama doesn't write his speeches, it's a guy called Zbigniew Brzezinski. Obama is not the first puppet he has written for. The election is a joke, wake up ! It doesn't matter which person you vote for, they are working for the same master.

"One of the first ambitions for David Rockefeller and his Trilateral Commission was to put a commission member in the White House as President of the United States as soon as possible. He achieved this at the next election when Jimmy Carter, the Democrat peanut farmer from Georgia, beat Gerald Ford. Carter was selected for president by Rockefeller and Brzezinski and the whole Elite network of money, media, and dirty tricks were used to ensure he was elected. Carter was another puppet president controlled by the Elite. His speeches in his election campaign were written by Brzezinski and none could have been more insulting to the truth than his acceptance speech for the Democratic nomination. In the world of politics you don't tell people what you stand for; you tell them what they want you to stand for.

It became a standing joke among insiders that whenever Carter was faced with a decision or document involving foreign policy, he would say "Clear it with Brzezinski" or "Has Brzezinski seen this?"

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What the funk kind of house is that? It looks like the front of a housing project. No porch, nothing. And is it attached to a bar?

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He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.

Puggles's picture

Ha ha ha.

Thats what you get for messing around with a married man who has a FAMILY WITH KIDS!
Do what AJ did and pick men who don't have kids, far less traumatising. *snigger* lol.

(waits for loonies and haters to jump - runs out of thread). lol

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All I can say is: Haaahaahaahaaa!
Do you think Balthazar Getty's ex (or soon to be ex-wife) did it?

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QueenOfTrashin's picture

Well, It is quite obvious that she doesn't live in a nice neighborhood.

Stoney's picture

In a perfect world, someone's desecent doesn't matter. In this world, when we are electing the leader of the free world, we must consider and explore his background. This isn't your student council election is all I'm saying. You know what else should be explored? Sienna Miller's bloodwork! That ho GOT to be carrying diseases! Something in the milk ain't clean!

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 21, 2008 - 4:13pm.

Let me just say that my family is latin and just about everyone I am related to has cheated or been cheated on (sad but true stereotype), so I understand where you are coming from. And I dont believe the other woman has any place harassing the man's family or calling his kids etc.

However the fault is HIS! HE took the vows, HE had a family that he was responsible for, and HE should have kept his pants zipped!

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Submitted by JustSayin on August 21, 2008 - 4:45pm.

I believe she got her info from this impartial, progressive blog:

http://kennethelamb.blogspot.com/2008/08/update-on-barak-obamas-and-ever...

It's sad that it should even make a difference to some voters whether or not Obama is of Arab descent, but at any rate most of us know his father was a black Kenyan and his mother a white American.

This is not nearly as fun as talking about Sienna so that's the last I'll say about it.

Stoney's picture

I ran everyone off. I really do suck! GD my scorpio bitchiness.

Go back to talking sluts!!

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

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Submitted by JustSayin on August 21, 2008 - 3:45pm.

Get yourself educated about the law and come back, k?

Federal law requires that to claim a minority status, you must be at least 1/8 of the descriptor. So, you must be at least 12.5% of the racial component you claim for minority status.

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

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Submitted by JustSayin on August 21, 2008 - 4:42pm.
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O lay off...she's just tryna explain why she called him Arab. You know he doesn't talk about it cuz it will cut him down. At the end of the day tho I do think that we humans are pretty fucking funny how we find a way to put a number on every damn thing.

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As far as Obama "race" is concerned...

12.5% is the legal threshold one must prove to claim racial status under the law??? That's utterly ridiculous and there is no such "legal threshold". Hahaha. How you got that percentage breakdown of Obama's "race" is interesting and highly entertaining! Do tell how you know that.

Senator Obama is multiracial and can claim whatever he wants to be. For over 400 years we've had the "one-drop rule" in the U.S. where you were black if you had ANY African ancestors.

More importantly, race is a social construct that only exists in the mind. However, institutionalized racism is very real.

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Regardless of sleeping with a man who is seperated from his wife (we don't know the whole story, this could be some Grey's Anatomy type situation), this is just wrong.

The world knows her whole dating story that should be enough, but now she's humilated by having that spray painted on her house? Whoever did it knew the paps would see it and who knows how long it will take for her to get someone to wash that off.

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Anyway, poor Sienna. I would be scared and selling my house immediately.

nice to see nothing has changed around here!

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whoever did that is my hero. and i bet it was a dlister.

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Submitted by Viva Mexico on August 21, 2008 - 3:08pm.

NOT THAT IT MATTERS, BUT:

Senator Obama’s racial background consists of the following: 50% white (mother, both sides), 43.25% Arabic (father, both sides), and 6.25% African Negro (father, one side, 1 generation removed). 12.5% is the legal threshold one must prove to claim racial status under the law. In addition, Senator Obama cannot make a sociological claim as an African American either. He was not raised as an African American, was not raised by African Americans, and was not raised in an African American neighborhood.

I just think the truth is important.

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

I have said this before...
Wait until the married individual's issues have been dealt with (divorce is completed, etc.) before you become involved. There is always the chance could get back together. Also, if you become involved with someone who is separated, it can be difficult to tell if you are the cause of the separation or just an happenstance after. It's best to let that person deal with those issues because their issues become yours.

The "other" person doesn't have any obligation to the spouse or children but there is the issue of respect. More importantly, there is also the simple phrase of "what goes around, comes around."
It happened to Sienna Miller before. She was the other woman, than she became the jilted lover.

I will say again, celebrities especially actors should consider thier choices wisely because it can damage their career.

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She IS a slut, however this act of vandalism says more negative things about the perpetrator than the victim, who in this case, ironically, is Sienna Miller.

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 21, 2008 - 4:14pm.

angel_i on August 21, 2008 - 4:12pm.

"daren't"?
WTF?
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 21, 2008 - 3:13pm.

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Amen and Hallelujah, sista!

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angel_i on August 21, 2008 - 4:12pm.

"daren't"?
WTF?

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I think I know that area; it's not to far from the British Museum. Those houses cost about a million pounds but why does slutarella's place look like a council flat in Brixton?

Those security gates and the windows and the dents in the steel door are really ghetto classy, just like the owner

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Stoney on August 21, 2008 - 3:31pm.

Submitted by Viva Mexico on August 21, 2008 - 2:25pm.

"The "other woman" doesn't have any obligation to the man's wife or children."

---OH SHE SURE THE FUCK DOES!!!!---
It happened to my FAMILY!
My cousins, my aunt!
That slag of cunt rag aka "the other woman" would call my Uncle's house!!!! OVER THE HOLIDAYS!
My cousins told her off!!!! I was THERE! IT WAS AWESOME! They laid into her. And yes, my aunt got the house, and most of my uncle's money and possessions.
The other woman, once she has the full scope of wtf is going on, she THEN MAKES A CHOICE!
Fuck that shit the other woman doesn't owe anyone anything, she CHOOSES to be what she is.

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I don't know why but it really bothers me that no one seems to remember THIS post:

http://www.dlisted.com/node/26873

The source said, "They daren't go out together, so they spend most of their time inside. When they do leave, they go separately."

Balthazar's wifey apparently left their home in Los Angeles, taking their kids with her, after she heard about his affair with Sienna.

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Submitted by angel_i on August 21, 2008 - 2:59pm.

Well thank you!

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Submitted by Stoney on August 21, 2008 - 3:57pm.

Arab? Seriously?

Regina's picture

I don't think she deserved that at all. They probably were separated. Just making a big deal out of nothing.

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Submitted by OXA on August 21, 2008 - 2:55pm.
Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on August 21, 2008 - 3:23pm.
The only thing that bothers me about this is that it wasn't done in a bright color. What the fuck is the point then?!

I agree, neon orange would be better, maybe they could see that from space.

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I think it should've been red to match her assumedly red and itchy no-no place.

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

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I'm sorry, but no man is worth this kind of scrutiny!! I REPEAT - NO MAN - no matter how good the penis train is!!!!!!!

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Submitted by Stoney on August 21, 2008 - 3:57pm.

Submitted by Leatherette on August 21, 2008 - 2:38pm.

You're right. I'm a good for nothing racist with no hope.
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Wow, you get called racist once a day, almost. For the record, I think you are quite frank but you've never said anything that sounds racist to me, actually.

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Submitted by Leatherette on August 21, 2008 - 2:38pm.

You're right. I'm a good for nothing racist with no hope. I'm solely responsible for the current state of our economy even though I didn't vote for Bush, and this Earth will melt away in a huge mudslide because I'm not voting for the inexperienced Arab candidate. God, I suck. I just hope Oprah's not mad at me.

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