Jessica Simpson Is A Master Detective
Carrie Underwears recently said that Tony Romo still calls her ass, but she doesn't answer. Jessica Simpson said on a radio station in Nashville that she knows for a fact Tony hasn't called Carrie. What's her proof? She checked his call log! She's a regular Sherlock fucking Holmes.
Jessica said, "Tony and I both laughed at that. We got a chuckle out of it." When asked about if it was true, Jessica said, "I know it's not true -- I looked at his call log. I'm kidding!" She's not kidding.
Somebody needs to school this frog-tard on the art of snooping. If you're going to do it, do it fucking right! Don't look at the call log. It's called "delete." Look at his phone bill online! If you don't find anything there, text Carrie from Tony's phone with "baby I miss u." If nothing comes from that, then go jump off a bridge as punishment for snooping on your man.
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I used to think that MK had an easy life. Really how much time can it take up writing a couple of hundred words each day?
This post reminds me of how much work he must put into this website though. It must have taken hours to comb the internet to find these two picture - both subtly hilarious!
The expressions, the hair, LOOKATMEIMSEXY eyes - urgh! It's all too perfect.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Jessica Simpson is vile.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Obviously Jessica has some sort of trust issue with Tony if she's checking his call log. What a stupid tramp.
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MK: You are geniously NUTS. LOL
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
bitch needs to go drown her sorrows in some Stampede Ale.
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Jessica has that "yeah I farted (Beavis & Butt-Head laugh)" look on her stuipd face.
those side by side pictures are great! Jessica looks a hot tranny mess while Carrie looks angelic...Tony traded down when he went to Jessica...
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i am so sick and tired of seeing audrina's bad boob job everytime i comment. not impressed! real is better.
these so called celebrities spend waay to much time commenting to the press when sadly, no one gives a shit other than 14 year old girls. that's what the media consists of these days 14 year old girls.
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WHO.THE.FUCK.CARES! Ugh just go away Jessica nobody cares, something goes for Carrie.
AGHHHH!!!!!!Frog tard!!And as for looking at his bill online....do you think she has the fortitude to find out what his username&pass is?I think not:)
She's a Master Bater.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Ugh, Jessica is so desperate. It's sad, really.
On the other hand, Carrie Underwood seems really egotistical. She said recently that she and Chace Crawford still talk or whatever...when I'm sure he's too busy trying to chaCe peen to think about her stupid ass.
First off, I don't care Jessica! Second anyone could have more than one cellphone dumbass.
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a chuckle... so freaking condescending. of course he still calls her.. Jessica Simpson is TERRIBLE.
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