Jessica Simpson Is A Master Detective
Carrie Underwears recently said that Tony Romo still calls her ass, but she doesn't answer. Jessica Simpson said on a radio station in Nashville that she knows for a fact Tony hasn't called Carrie. What's her proof? She checked his call log! She's a regular Sherlock fucking Holmes.
Jessica said, "Tony and I both laughed at that. We got a chuckle out of it." When asked about if it was true, Jessica said, "I know it's not true -- I looked at his call log. I'm kidding!" She's not kidding.
Somebody needs to school this frog-tard on the art of snooping. If you're going to do it, do it fucking right! Don't look at the call log. It's called "delete." Look at his phone bill online! If you don't find anything there, text Carrie from Tony's phone with "baby I miss u." If nothing comes from that, then go jump off a bridge as punishment for snooping on your man.
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I think Tony Romo should date Jennifer Aniston next.
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I hope Jessica marries Tony Homo and they have a reality show! I can't wait to see her stupid ass on tv again, but Tony is no Nick, Nick actually had a brain and could sing.
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Bet he's pissed at Jessica (again) talking about their personal life publicly for attention. Isn't Jess still on probation with him about this very thing. Anyhasbben, Carrie needs to get a new doo. FuggyUggy.
Jessica is very jealous of Miss Carrie Underwood. Papa Joe told James Haven over some chicken gumbo and beer. Papa Joe is a great cook and James Haven never tires of chowing down on his food. He does get tired of Papa Joe whipping out pictures of Jessica in her High School cheerleading uniform. That is uncomfortable. James Haven asked Papa Joe what his fascination with Jess was. Papa said that "all his life he wanted a girl that looked just like Jessica. Unfortunately for him, she is his daughter and not his girlfriend" Now that is Nasty! even for James Haven!
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why don't these two bimbo's fight to the death...the first one who pulls out the most fake blonde extensions wins...
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What the hell did Chestica do to her face? I mean she always looked like a man but now it looks like her face is caving in.
I had no idea there was such a thing as a stuck-up cowgirl!
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Yes, there are stuck-up cowgirls. They come from families whose fathers run these huge cattle operations and are, actually, quite wealthy. And they only date other rich cowboy guys, usually. Carrie just has that look about her, which I don't find attractive. But she is WAY hotter than the tranny Jessica.
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Surely this girls 15 minutes are way long gone by now. I'm not a christian but please god, just this one time would you please make J.Simp go away- forever.
Submitted by la coocaracha on August 21, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Your GF ISSSS your personal life! No girl wants you to come rollin in with AIDS because you want to sneak around with old nast ho's and not tell her so she can leave your ass. Guys are scandalous, it takes a lot before you can trust them....
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I agree with you on that one, not from my personal experience, though. My dad was sleeping around and actually gave my mom an STD so you can never be too careful.
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Submitted by Stoney on August 21, 2008 - 5:32pm.
eh-HEM!
*clears throat*
Have you SEEN Jessica Simpson's FACE?
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
eh-HEM!
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Have you SEEN Jessica Simpson's FACE?
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attractiveness is not merely just appearance. Personality, humor, and intellegence factor in. I can honestly say that no matter how hot, I could not remain attracted to a total moron like Jessica Simpson. Trust. Even my beloved Daniel.
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Kills me reading all the comments saying either of these broads is ugly, anyone that says that, is either a snarky jealous fat broad, or a snarky jealous fat fag...Both these women may be stupid, but to say they're anything but gorgeous is just ridiculous and makes anyone saying so look like a moron, get real.
Jessica Simpson is a talentless whore who looks like a tranny (no offense to trannies.) I literally cannot stand her. Her and her shitty handbags and shoes and hair extensions.
I don't care for JS but I have the sudden urge to smack the sh-t out of her because of that sneer on her face. Why is she smiling like that?
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Submitted by Frybread on August 21, 2008 - 3:14pm.
I've never thought Carrie Underwear was hot -- she looks too much like the stuck-up cowgirls were I grew up.
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I've never thought Carrie Underwear was hot -- she looks too much like the stuck-up cowgirls were I grew up. But she looks radiant compared to the tranny that is Jessica Simpson.
You bet Tony is laughing at that. He is thinking "If I play it right I can have them both, and a cheerleader in the side." JS is as stupid as they come.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
One other thing, Tony is a player. Why do you think a confident, beautiful, truly talented star in her own right didn't hang around him too long.
Maybe he should stick with the over possesive "latch on" that he can control.
She might be a great lay, especially during a long football season when there's no time to actually court somebody, but rest assured, she'll never close the deal with Tony.
Yes, she's rather hot, but in Dallas, the starting quarterback can get anybody/everybody he wants and don't think those 19 year old little Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders are any exception. It's over around the same time as the Superbowl.
In the meantime, I'll, hmm, I mean he'll put up with the insecurities as long as she takes care of things when she stops by.
Hekki - I agree. I have mostly male friends. Most of which I have dated at one point. I do tell potential dates about them and how I live. If they don't like it they can bail early. No prob. I think that trust is a big thing. When I give mine to someone I expect it back. That means while I am doing potty times you are not checking my phone. LOL. Sorry.
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I am sorry, but I stand my ground on this. If you feel the need to snoop, there's a reason to leave. Either you are too paranoid or someone is actually cheating on you. Intuition is a gift. That said I am going to go use mmy battery charger as a heating pad.
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Dreamy brings up a good point. Just because you talk to your ex doesn't mean you want to bang them or get revenge. I learned this through an ex of mine. He's stayed friendly with every ex-gf (and one ex-wife)for the past 25 years. We've all met and we all get along. He's really a nice guy with great taste in women, heh heh.
And Mr. Hekki is still friends with his ex-gf. By the time I met him, I understood how you could be friends with an ex, so it wasn't an issue for me.
It's possible if everyone is mature and secure. But I see that's not the case here.
J.S. is already hawking beer. Next, she'll be on a television commercial (local access) selling cars. Seriously, she's ssssoooooo on her way out the door.
is it funny that everithing Chestica wants Carrie haves ??
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
I would have to say that J.S. is a total loser. Desperate Debbie. Ra ra retard. Please retire.
I hope Romo sees the pics of these two side by side and realizes what a horrible mistake he made. Jessucka is FUGLY as hell compared to Carrie. And probably a whole hell of a lot more annoying.
What, is she now angelina and shitt part II? "we laugh at it, we got a good chuckle "..... yeah she's certainly not chuckling when she's breezing through his call log! lmao. Trust issues, anyone?
Submitted by la coocaracha on August 21, 2008 - 1:59pm.
Bullshit. One of the many reasons I'm willfully single and wish to remain so.
Hving actually read the interview I don't get what Jessica's problem is.
First, the interview was done waaaay back in May. It is now August. Just because Tony was calling on her May, does not mean that he still calls her.
Second, if Carrie & Tony were having long assed conversations, then I might understand Jessica's problem. However it's kinda hard having a long conversation when the person you want to talk to doesn't answer the phone.
Third, not everyone hates their ex. You can be friends with your ex, without wanting to get back with them or shag them.
Jessica is a untalented, inscure person.
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I bet Jessucka didn't have a "chuckle" about this. Bitch is insecure. She has no presonality. I can't stand Carrie but she IS wasy more talented-and prettier-than JS. I bet big-tittied idiot lost sleep over it. Moron. UGH I HATE THE SIMPSON TWATS!
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Of course, JS shouldn't be having unprotected sex with him anyway, that's a good way to end up with a big-tittied frog-mouth baby.
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lol. And with big ears to boot.
I think an objective reasonable suspicion (having your guy minimize the computer screen as soon as you come into the room, him working late and not bringing home a bigger check, late-night phone calls, disinterested in sex, etc.) is grounds enough for some mild snooping.
Of course, you should talk to the guy first to find out if there's some other explanation. But if he's willing to cheat on you, he's certainly willing to lie about it. Your gut, on the other hand, usually doesn't lie, and if you're having major suspicions (or if, say, your guy's ex tells a national magazine he still calls her) it's smarter to inform yourself so you can stop having unprotected sex with him than to simply hope for the best. I hate to side with Jessica Simpson, but I would probably do the same thing. Of course, JS shouldn't be having unprotected sex with him anyway, that's a good way to end up with a big-tittied frog-mouth baby.
Frog-tard! That's the best ever.
Ok Frog-tard it's like this. He was dating Carrie Underwood and e-mailed you on the side to set up a date. What the hell makes you think he wouldn't call another woman behind YOUR back?
Frog-tard - exactly!
Fuckaluckadingdong! That is one horrible picture of Jessica.
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Submitted by Hekki on August 21, 2008 - 1:44pm.
The same kind of thing happened to me once! Apparently every now and then when I'd text my husband at work the text would be intercepted by some other number... well, one day I got a call from a strange number, said "Hello?" and was immediately hit with a female "WHO IS THIS?" I was like, "Uh... who is this?" She said, "This is _____'s wife, and you'd better quit calling and texting him or I'm gonna find out where you live and fuck up your little world!" I said, "Uh, I have no idea what you're talking about, I don't even know who you are, and I am married myself, so why would I be texting your husband?" She said, "Well he's got all kinds of texts from this number about stripper poles and doing it on tables and everything else, and it's outta network so it's costing us money! He wants you to stop!" I ended up hanging up on her, and she probably tried to call back about 10 times over the next week or so, til I figured out how to block her number. I still can't figure out how the texts got intercepted in the first place, but it was pretty obvious she already suspected him of some tomfoolery or she wouldn't have flipped out on me.
In retrospect, when she first screamed "WHO IS THIS?" at me I should have said, "Ask your husband, he sure as hell knows!" but I am not so good at witty repartee when being screamed at. The whole thing makes for an excellent example of life in my hometown (it was a local number)... people creating drama for no apparent reason. Like fighting over some douchebag who is less than desirable just so you can say you "won"
Submitted by mike on August 21, 2008 - 11:45am.
Going into my phone (or otherwise snooping in my personal life) would get you permanently delected from my friends/acquaintances list.
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Your GF ISSSS your personal life! No girl wants you to come rollin in with AIDS because you want to sneak around with old nast ho's and not tell her so she can leave your ass. Guys are scandalous, it takes a lot before you can trust them....
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 21, 2008 - 10:09am.
This is off topic, but does anyone else here live in California and notice that tons of people are still talking on their cell phones (without the hands-free set) while driving? Some girl nearly ran me over yesterday when I was crossing the street and I nearly dropped my science project.*
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No, but I live in NYS and we were one of the first states to pass the law banning handheld cell phones while driving (December 1, 2001), and I can tell you that people here, in the VAST majority, just totally ignore the law. In the very beginning it was more stringently enforced (with a grace period, of course) but it is just one of those laws that most people feel they shoudn't have to obey, and they don't. The exceptions here are Police Officers, Ambulance/Emergency Drivers and Cab drivers, and people get so pissed when they see a cop driving on the phone because they are ignorant of the fact that it is legal for them. They will actually call the Police Stations around here (almost SEVEN years later, mind you) and rant about it. No apology when they are referred to the VTL Section, of course, they just say the law sucks. Like the cops are the Legislators too...
But then again, for the most part, people in NYS are self-involved, ignorant pricks, so that may be the biggest problem.
OT: I cannot STAND JS, but CU is a bitch for even bringing it up. I agree with Hekki-- she obviously has issues with their break-up that she needs to get over.
Submitted by shoe addict on August 21, 2008 - 12:41pm.
LMAO! That's awesome! I hear different voices as well for you guys. You know you've been on dlisted too long when...
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WHY in god's holy name are they fighting over this douche? Just the constant smirk on his face makes me want to kick him in the testicles. He must have taken posing tips from the Olsen twins... "pruuuune..."
Good job, Jessica, you won the douche prize! May you both be rendered sterile so you won't have any frog-mouthed prune-saying sub-40 IQ babies.
Going into my phone (or otherwise snooping in my personal life) would get you permanently delected from my friends/acquaintances list.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on August 21, 2008 - 12:29pm.
Do my eyes deceive me? IS THE SHADY ONE HERE????????????? YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Sluttsville: "I bet she spent hours calling every number that was stored in his cell phone, and when someone answered she would pretend that she was trying to reach "so and so" and must have dialed the number by mistake."
Some guy called my cell phone and he had the wrong number. A couple of hours later, I got another call from this bitch with a major attitude. As soon as I said "Hello?" she goes "May I ask whooom I'm speaking tooo (sic)?" I just KNEW. So I told her my name, very pleasantly. After a few beats, when I didn't get all defensive, she told me to have a nice day and hung up. I felt bad for the poor dude who accidentally called me.
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On Topic: Chestica is trying SO hard to hold onto her "quarterback," she is probably paying him to date her like in that movie "Cant Buy Me Love."
Submitted by Stoney on August 21, 2008 - 1:21pm.
LOL. Everytime I read your posts I "hear" your voice in my head and its strained as if u really r speaking from the position that is exhibited in your avie. I'm a dork, tho...
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Cut to Tony Rome DUMPING Chestica's stupid ass.
Somewhere, Nick Lachey is thanking Dog he dodged this fucking bullet BEFORE they had children.
Tonic - you slut! How have you been??? Is that Kate in your av?
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Submitted by JuneStar on August 21, 2008 - 1:11pm.
i met the other warehouse worker-not Roy or Pudge, the one from best week ever- patrice oneal. He was nice and gave me some watermelon. Love the Office!
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