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Earlier I asked when the hell Gwen Stefani was going to finally pop out her baby! Well, she's scheduled to give birth today via C-section at 10 a.m. PT. In Touch reports that she's already checked into Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles.
Unfortunately, we don't know what color panties she's wearing or what her arm pits smell like. The bitch who spilled the beans didn't offer up those important details. But they did say, "Gwen's so excited to have this baby because she gained a lot of weight during this pregnancy. She is ready to meet her new baby and get her body back." Again. Where did her fucking body go?! Why is everyone in Hollyweird getting possessed?!
I'm surprised Gwen is having a C-section. She only has to open her legs and sneeze. That baby probably can't wait to come out. She's going to pop out a second grader.
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 21, 2008 - 12:37pm.
Off topic - but I once had a dream where I met Gwen Stefani at a Panda Express and she told me she was married to Ralph Fiennes, and feeling inferior I lied and told her I once defeated LL Cool J at badminton
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I'm a little saddened if her primary concern is getting her body back.
What about having a healthy baby? Hoping you don't have any complications like bleeding out on the table?
*sigh*
I still like Gwen though. I always have. She stays true to who she is. I like that.
I like Gwen, but it's kind of sad that her chief concern (according to the friend, at least) is getting her body back. If you're so worried about that, why have a kid in the first place? Aren't other things a bit more important? Having already had a kid, you'd think she would have gained that perspective.
It seems like she's been pregnant for about two years, doesn't it? She must be so relieved to finally have this one out. She did get really uncomfortable-looking.
As for the C-section, look at her - would you want to attempt to push out that gigantic thing? MK said it - second grader! Yikes.
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Off topic - but I once had a dream where I met Gwen Stefani at a Panda Express and she told me she was married to Ralph Fiennes, and feeling inferior I lied and told her I once defeated LL Cool J at badminton.
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Nova: Once again we agree.
Of course, you can't tell anyone who's had a C-section that they might not have needed it, or that it was the final result of a chain of unnecessary interventions. It's ALWAYS because the baby or the mother would have died otherwise. Of course some are medically necessary! But we all know that some doctors and some women turn to them way too quickly.
It's like when parents of soldiers who die in Iraq say they died for our freedom. They need to believe it and it's cruel to suggest otherwise. Even though you have your suspicions.
Every C-section is sacred.
OK, not to be a bitch...what is wrong with her lip?
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Aw...can we have a Queenston?
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can't wait to get her body back ...
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YAY! My first day commenting at Dlisted and already Michael K used my little news tidbit! Yay for Gwen too!
Hope she pops a little girl out.
Gawd, cant anyone ever have a baby the regular natural way anymore? They just schedule their c-sections for whenever its convenient. pfft!
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Celebrities are so self-absorbed. "She can't wait to have her baby and get her body back." How bout she just enjoying giving birth to a beautiful healthy baby and spending time with it, instead of immediately trying to "get her body back."
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Can't stand her. Her kid is as fugly as his parents. Bet she'll have a girl.
Gwen is such a smart planner. Drop kid off at Brit's 10am, c-section at 12pm, make-up reapplication and bleach job by Marilyn at 2pm, visit Kingston downstairs in emergency room at 8pm. Now that's efficiency.
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Good for her.
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Stephani Stefani? Ross Dale Rossdale?
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Wow, it's nice to hear about celebs having babies for a change.
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Awww I can't wait. I wonder what fucked up name shes going to give it?