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Earlier I asked when the hell Gwen Stefani was going to finally pop out her baby! Well, she's scheduled to give birth today via C-section at 10 a.m. PT. In Touch reports that she's already checked into Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles.
Unfortunately, we don't know what color panties she's wearing or what her arm pits smell like. The bitch who spilled the beans didn't offer up those important details. But they did say, "Gwen's so excited to have this baby because she gained a lot of weight during this pregnancy. She is ready to meet her new baby and get her body back." Again. Where did her fucking body go?! Why is everyone in Hollyweird getting possessed?!
I'm surprised Gwen is having a C-section. She only has to open her legs and sneeze. That baby probably can't wait to come out. She's going to pop out a second grader.
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Argh! Her and her perfect life. A design house, fame and fortune, happy family life, and hot husband. Gotta say though that Kingston looks like an asshole.
She looks sexy in pregnancy. But just saw her on millionaire personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" last month. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
I've being asking this question for weeks too! Yes, I know it's pathetic.
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Since she's been pregnant for what feels like forever to us, I'd think she is having the c-section now cause of the size of the baby. She must be so relieved to finally be done.
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Finally!!!!!!!!!!!!
She has been preggers forever now. She can enroll that child for Pre-K at this point.
I really doubt that she said that. In Touch ain't exactly accurate.
I don't know about the late babies, but you can dye your hair as long as you use foils and the chemicals are not applied directly to your scalp, or so I read.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
winosneighbour: The jury is still out on that one. Info from Mayo Clinic:
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/hair-dye-and-pregnancy/AN00241
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
Port Royal Rossdale has a nice sound to it, trying to match the monarchy theme of Kingston. There's also Ocho Rios if she wants to get her Latin vibe on.
Celebrities who have vanity C-sections make me ill, as do the doctors who perform them on demand, or early, as do the everyday people who insist they "had to" have one to avert tragedy; I agree with you there, Hekki.
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
I read somehwhere that pregnant women should not dye their hair....is that right?
And if so, does it cause late babies? :D
* SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!*
After being completely taken over by this giant pregnancy for what seems to us like years and probably feels to her like decades...let her have her body back!
Off topic...Viva - love the new quote.
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this place is getting crazier by the minuet
Submitted by M.E. on August 21, 2008 - 1:32pm.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on August 21, 2008 - 9:27am.
Gwen Stefani has mayjah body issues. She always has, and there are a lot of soundbites and quotes of how insane she is about not being 'fat.' That shit is unhealthy to me.
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I've read that too. She openly admits that she is scared of being fat.
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Im scared of being fat, I dont see whats wrong with that. Very few peeps are naturally skinny so if you can stay skinnny in this instant food gratification world of ours, then I think that shows willpower and determination...
Skinny is nothing to look down on I dont think...
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boobs, Boobs, BOOBS!!!!
Submitted by M.E. on August 21, 2008 - 1:17pm.
Has she revealed what she is having?
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An orgasim and a major case of the sh*ts. I heard you get both when youre giving both. Gwen looks like Holly from the girl next door twin. That Holly has been desperately trying to have a baby with Hefs sperm powder so that money grubby ho can get her hands on some of his cash when he croaks 3 minutes from now......
She's my least fav GND.
Order is Kendra by far....
Then Bridget cuz she seems nice
Then Ho-lly, because you have to admire her gile...
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boobs, Boobs, BOOBS!!!!
Bradiful.......You HoBagstressssssss
You are HoBAg-a-licious!!!
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on August 21, 2008 - 9:27am.
Gwen Stefani has mayjah body issues. She always has, and there are a lot of soundbites and quotes of how insane she is about not being 'fat.' That shit is unhealthy to me.
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I've read that too. She openly admits that she is scared of being fat.
HAHA I love how she cares about getting her body back above all else. Most people care about a healthy birth & child.
OH I CAN'T WAIT, I WANT TO CONGRAULATE HER, I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY FOR HER!! I AM SURE SHE WILL LET ME COME OVER AND SEE THE BABY AND TOUCH IT AND PLAY WITH IT..WOW I'M SOOOO HAPPY!!
WHO GIVES A FUCK!!
Submitted by Jack Handy on August 21, 2008 - 9:51am.
I approve this trend of women getting back into shape after pooping out a baby.
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Gwen Stefani has mayjah body issues. She always has, and there are a lot of soundbites and quotes of how insane she is about not being 'fat.' That shit is unhealthy to me.
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The whole earth may be sucked into hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big 'ho?
Ooh...El Bastardo...thanks for changing your avie back to Eddie....yummmm. ;D
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Your garden club called. Their Ho is missing!
Submitted by El Bastardo on August 21, 2008 - 11:21am.
Yes, a baby. OR a giant fanged flying monster pig who will take over the world and eat everyone!!!!!
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That Hollyweird baby sounds way more interesting than the Brangelina brats.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Submitted by El Bastardo on August 21, 2008 - 9:21am.
Submitted by M.E. on August 21, 2008 - 5:17pm.
Has she revealed what she is having?
Yes, a baby. OR a giant fanged flying monster pig who will take over the world and eat everyone!!!!!
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LOL.
Submitted by M.E. on August 21, 2008 - 5:17pm.
Has she revealed what she is having?
Yes, a baby. OR a giant fanged flying monster pig who will take over the world and eat everyone!!!!!
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Submitted by M.E. on August 21, 2008 - 1:17pm.
Has she revealed what she is having?
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Who cares about the small details, I need to know the color of her panties, and which designer hospital gown she is wearing.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 21, 2008 - 9:37am.
Off topic - but I once had a dream where I met Gwen Stefani at a Panda Express and she told me she was married to Ralph Fiennes, and feeling inferior I lied and told her I once defeated LL Cool J at badminton.
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Ooooh, I hear he is the one to beat at badminton, too.
go Team Dreamhypnotique!
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Has she revealed what she is having?
Submitted by Kizzy on August 21, 2008 - 1:13pm.
@M.E. Since you have the Mod on speed-dial, why didn't you take care of the spam troll? Oh, yeah, that's right, it wasn't about YOU.
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Sigh. I have no words.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
xxyxz - lets just post mama. K?
Woot - I just realized it's another leo baby!
*yes I'm slow today*
Wow. Lot of new little lions out there!
BEWARE!!!!!!!!!
Hey kdraco!
Congratulations Gwen!!
I'll stick around . I'm just wondering WTF ?
VooDoo,
HI HOBAGARITA!
Yea, Ima thinking Gwen and her husband are friends with The Brad. By default, they HAVE TO make nice with youknowwho.
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Hi M.E., Drama and everyone else.
This place is whacky today. What the!?
PS: It's Thursday!!!!!!!!!!!
Angie and Gweny popped Kingston and Shiloh out at the same time too. They will have hella playdates in the future!!!!! Zahara can run around and push all the little kids down like bowling ball pins.......good times!
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Hey drama! ♥
I wonder if the c-section is because she's possible overdue?
Hi, ME! I'm glad to see you.
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I still think her and Skeletina got pregnant at the same time.
Gwen is just more "normal" I suppose.
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Her chief concern is getting her body back because she is probably planning to hand it off to a nanny anyway.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Awesome! Another Leo baby in the world! Who cares if it is born to a celeb couple.....at least they can afford to raise it, and they won't be living off half our paycheck!!!!!!!
Congrats to the blond bombshell Gwenny!
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Is this a recent pic of Gwen? I'd assume she'd be a lot bigger.
*oh shit*
Runs away
Submitted by TOPANGA on August 21, 2008 - 12:27pm.
Celebrities are so self-absorbed. "She can't wait to have her baby and get her body back." How bout she just enjoying giving birth to a beautiful healthy baby and spending time with it, instead of immediately trying to "get her body back."
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Oh of course. Who really cares about the baby?! It's all about who can lose the "baby weight" the fastest.
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
We can grows babies in a dish thn cut them out when ready. Look how far we medically advanced. At least, I think, they had sex for this child. Best Wishes.
I approve this trend of women getting back into shape after pooping out a baby.
My sister always referred to her pregnancies as parasites. It sounds really cruel but in a way it's true. The pregnancy does take over your body. Everything that can secrete a substance does. You feel pukey and sleepy in the beginning, cranky and miserable in the end.
I never felt glowing when I was pregnant.
Maybe that's all Gwen meant? Maybe.
As for C-Sections, sometimes it's needed. If I could, I'd have every baby that way (I have three, one with an epidural, one natural, one an emergency C) It was better to have a sore belly than a sore bottom.
Speedy Delivery Gwen!
YAY! Another Leo BABY!
BOOOOOOO, another Celeb mom and her baby body times.
YAY! SPAMMER IS GONE!
BOOOOO, spammer ruined a lovely morning on DLISTED
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I seriously doubt Gwen was concerned with getting her body back.
She probably said, "Get this fucking thing outta me already! I feel like a bloated whale, and although I haven't seen my feet in 3 months, I'm sick of wearing flip-flops on my big fat flippers!!!".
Then her PR rep spun it.
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Trampoline in the Olympics? What’s next, trac ball, hide-n-go-seek?
She's having an elephant