Thursday, August 21st 2008
It Must Be True Love
Tater Head brought her supposed new man, Micah Alberti, to the premiere of "House Bunny" in Los Angeles last night. Poor Tater. I hope he's not using her for her gorgeous looks, talent and money. I don't think he cares about her thrilling personality! Or maybe he just has a chin fetish. Chin fucker! Whatever the case may be, I'm glad Rumer is getting her taters mashed. I'm sure they will get married and have dozens of baby spuds.
Tater's mommy, Demi Moore, also came out to support her daughter. Demi is such a bitch. Look at how she's almost posing chin-to-chin with Rumer. Although, Demi is looking a little botoxy in the face. And I really wish Ashton would just go and swim in a toilet already.
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Wow. Those contacts are truly hideous. Does she have a stud in her nose? I never noticed it before.
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Stop with the contact lenses. Britney, Ali, Paris & Rummer look like chuckie the doll (from Child's play) with that shit. He is kinda cute but obviously is doing this for publicity. She is not the brightest crayon in the box, and I'm not only talking about her looks
She never wears necklaces anymore either....i think it helps to not attract much attention to the neck and chin area...lol.
Still she is slim and trim and wearing some beautiful dresses lately. This one kinda squishes her boobs down and makes them look all pointy though.
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I always thought Rumer was a pretty girl. She just needs to find a look that works for her. With the exception of the blue contacts, she is looking quite lovely. Blue contacts are so Paris Hilton... ugh.
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Just say NO to colored contacts.
Yeah...Rumer is looking MUCH better these days. Her haircut is perfect for her tater head.
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Spelling a little off. Had a Stella with lunch folks.
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Girl take those contacts out. I do like the dress.
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He has posh's pig nose.
Miss Priss!
Always nice to see you.
The only nice thing I can say is I heart Anna
Submitted by Hekki on August 21, 2008 - 7:59am.
So who else thinks that Demi flirts with Micah every time Tumer leaves the room?
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She looks quite lovely when she's smiling properly
Did anyone else notice the mysterious foot in the 7th picture. Who does that foot belong too?
Am I the only one who notices she looks kinda good in these pictures. Neck down is fine. And her hair and make up looks good. And her chin is less noticable. She has found angles that work for her.
Those contacts are fug. Did she think the unnatural blue color would distract the world from her chin? Hell, even Jay Leno is saying, "Damn, bitch, get that thing shaved down!"
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Colored contacts look so incredibly desperate. Ugh, I can't believe no one will tell her that. They *never* look natural on dark colored eyes.
i gotta be honest, here.i don´t think she´s ugly, AT ALL. her chin is big, that´s for sure, but she´s a pretty girl. there! i said it!
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That is one ugly fuckin chick DAMN! Blue contacts still aren't goin to make you look hot...I can still see your huge ass chin.
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Rumer! He's just not that into YOUUUUUU!
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Submitted by DeeDee on August 21, 2008 - 12:05pm.
LMAO @ Anna Farris's eye in the movie poster. It's like she's thinking "WTF is up with that chin!"
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Holy cow, I missed that!!!!
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Nice contacts...your own mom shown you up with her $250,000 plastic face...too bad. Guess you reallt don't own the rights to anything. The only reason your potato head is on hear is cause of your parents. Go hide in the corner with The Hawn daughter, Peaches Geldoff and brat bitch Phillips girls. USELESS!
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 21, 2008 - 12:04pm.
I wouldn't know of course, but she seems like the kind of girl who was once told she was pretty years ago by someone trying to be polite and has since then run with it and become a supermodel in her own mind and a "starlet" foisted upon the public thanks to her puppeteer parents.
The lesson of all this of course is to never be polite to ugly girls.
Hah! Exactly!
Rumer should smile more often, it almost makes her look better.
Too bad Demi can't disguise the age of her hands as she's done with the rest of herself. I bet that bugs her.
Tater head so thinks she's hot. I gotta give it to her though...bitch thinks she's the shit. That pisses me off. Besides, it ain't her movie. That's Anna Faris' movie. She's in it so what
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Gah, it's actually worse when she smiles. And sugar, please leave the contacts at home. It's not helping anything.
Submitted by DeeDee on August 21, 2008 - 12:05pm.
Good observation. True.
heheheheh Ashton will always be Michael kelso to me...such a goof
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LMAO @ Anna Farris's eye in the movie poster. It's like she's thinking "WTF is up with that chin!"
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Her chin, his jawline = Eric Stoltz in The Mask.
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I am a sucker for that jet black hair. Rumer is almost average girl pretty.
I wouldn't know of course, but she seems like the kind of girl who was once told she was pretty years ago by someone trying to be polite and has since then run with it and become a supermodel in her own mind and a "starlet" foisted upon the public thanks to her puppeteer parents.
The lesson of all this of course is to never be polite to ugly girls.
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I can't help it if your sister is just prettier.
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"getting her taters mashed" ahahahahahahahahaahhA!
I refuse to let "The Chin" force her way onto the cinema, my tv, magazines.. anywhere! Bog off!
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Holy shit tater head has fake blues! She's changed her hair style like 5 times in a month, I *think* this one works...*scrolls back up too double check*
Nah, bitch still fug. There ain't no hair cut in the world that can make her look better. Sorry
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Well, she's prettier than Asshole Simpson! That's about as complimentary as I can get with her.
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They are a perfect match with those chins!
So who else thinks that Demi flirts with Micah every time Tumer leaves the room?
Jay Leno is her real daddy...
Demi is annoying. Ashton is like a bee on crack.
See, this is the kinda sh** that pisses me off. Potatoe Head can get a man but I'm still sitting here single...maybe I should stop conversing with you sluts everyday and go out and get one,lol...joking! I love you all! Especially you MK <3
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surprisingly, rumer actually looks pretty decent here. the hair covering the forehead is definitely the way to go.
the guy is hot but screams DOUCHE.
and as for demi- damn, her plastic surgeon is a magician. compare her with meg ryan's picture below - seriously she looks like she could be rumer's daughter not the other way around!
Haha! Micah's got a weird chin too! Imagine if they mated!
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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
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HOLY CRAP imagine those two chins in one person!!! She's better looking than him, though.
i see ms potato changed her eyes to blue, whats next, you crazy potato head???
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I'm confused, her "new" man - when did she have a man before? I know she used to be one, but...
you are so mean
I love the before and after photos of Demi, thanks MK!
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OMG let's hope they don't breed, look at his CHIN!
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