Didn't We Already Know This?
Look at Angie Harmon and Jason Sehorn! They are laughing their perfectly shaped ass lips off because they are so beautiful and so fertile, and we're not! They need to shut their lips and go back to the Ralph Lauren ad they came from.
With all the baby announcements going on, I'm starting to lose track on who's knocked up and who's popped. I could have sworn on my Pee Chee folder that Angie and Jason already announced they were bringing another perfect baby into this cruel world. I guess I was wrong. They already have two daughters, Finely and Avery. Expect their third child to be named Moray, Beasely or Tinsley.
Their pr whore issued this statement to UsWeekly: "The couple originally denied reports that they were pregnant in an attempt to take back the right to release the joyous news themselves." Oh joy! Another baby. BABIES!!!
Speaking of BABIES!!!, when is Gwen Stefani going to finally give birth? She's been pregnant for yeeeeeaaaars! Baby is smart. Baby should stay in there as long as possible. Shit, I'd crawl in there if I could. It's warm and she probably has cable.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
wow, someone has waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands. what is this lame fuckery?
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Whatever- she'll pop out another kid and go right back to being an insufferable skeleton.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Um. What the fuckidy fuck is THAT?
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
genhyu o
do you need help?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
I dont like her face, something is off about her eyes
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Sorry, but I can't stand her self-righteous ass. Yes, she's pretty and wears nice clothes, but she's smug and a one-note actor, at best. Yuck. And her man looks like a "Bachelor" reject.
Blah, blah, babies, blah, blah...Mk, maybe you should start posting about celebs who practice birth control.
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Trampoline in the Olympics? What’s next, trac ball, hide-n-go-seek?