Didn't We Already Know This?
Look at Angie Harmon and Jason Sehorn! They are laughing their perfectly shaped ass lips off because they are so beautiful and so fertile, and we're not! They need to shut their lips and go back to the Ralph Lauren ad they came from.
With all the baby announcements going on, I'm starting to lose track on who's knocked up and who's popped. I could have sworn on my Pee Chee folder that Angie and Jason already announced they were bringing another perfect baby into this cruel world. I guess I was wrong. They already have two daughters, Finely and Avery. Expect their third child to be named Moray, Beasely or Tinsley.
Their pr whore issued this statement to UsWeekly: "The couple originally denied reports that they were pregnant in an attempt to take back the right to release the joyous news themselves." Oh joy! Another baby. BABIES!!!
Speaking of BABIES!!!, when is Gwen Stefani going to finally give birth? She's been pregnant for yeeeeeaaaars! Baby is smart. Baby should stay in there as long as possible. Shit, I'd crawl in there if I could. It's warm and she probably has cable.
"take back the right to release the joyous news themselves"
I hate that fucking empowerment talk. Just say, "Yeah, the rumor is right ... she's knocked up."
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I don't know why but I can't stand Angie Harmon. I just don't like her.
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Gwen Stefani is in labour right now!! According to InTouch she is in Cedars-Sinai and she's scheduled for C-section at 10am local time (7pm CET).
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 21, 2008 - 9:42am.
Jason Sehorn was an excellent defensive back. Maybe they should name their kid some kind of tough athlete name like Roscoe, Gus, Mac, Bruno, or Hamlet.
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Those are excellent names for another girl.
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
Hey, if I was married to that hot man piece, Jason Seahorn, I'd be knocked up every year too!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Both of them are ugly. I'm still sad that Finley/Avery are going to the girls. They are boy names, but not for long. Thier 3rd is probably going to be called Riley or Briley.
My mother always told me "You can't have a baby unless you're married."
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Submitted by yepyepyep: "...my dear super catholic fam is telling my to get pregnant out of Wedlock cause im so old..."
Oy. Same story for a friend of mine. She's 38 and her Catholic mother told her to do the same thing. It would be funny if it weren't so scary. And her mother knows what it's like (and apparently forgotten) to be a single mother.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 21, 2008 - 11:40am.
Gwen Stefanie...please give birth! They announced on Jan. 29th that she was 13 weeks. Is she giving birth to a pony???
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Perez is reporting that she's checked into hospital and is expected to give birth today.
And I agree; seems like she's got the gestation period of an elephant.
(Yah I know, "Perez", but he does have some good scoop.)
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Trampoline in the Olympics? What’s next, trac ball, hide-n-go-seek?
Jason Sehorn was an excellent defensive back. Maybe they should name their kid some kind of tough athlete name like Roscoe, Gus, Mac, Bruno, or Hamlet.
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Gwen Stefanie...please give birth! They announced on Jan. 29th that she was 13 weeks. Is she giving birth to a pony???
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Submitted by gnehyu on August 20, 2008 - 11:24pm.
Hey, my computer is very fast. I'm from Andromeda to conquer this site
Ahh, a spammer. I was wondering how the fuck an Angie Harmon post got over a 100 comments. I don't like this bitch at all. Who the fuck names their daughter Finley? Avery is just as bad in my book, but I know a lot of people who would consider that okay for girls. But Finley?! Stupid twat. God, I am in such a bitchy mood today.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
I'd love to watch these two going at it...YOWZA!! They are both very beautiful people...who obviously like to get down with their bad selves...;P
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I see your Schwartz is as BIG as mine!! -Dark Helmet
Your Mom Ate the... I won't engage the fucking ass in conversation, that's for sure.
On topic: there's a lot of fertilizing of eggs going on out there! Fortunately, I'm not, nor EVER will be one of them.
Goddess Bless anybody that's into it, though. Rock on with your fertile self.
Submitted by Green Is Good on August 21, 2008 - 10:09am.
Off topic:
Please. Everybody report genhyu for SPAMMING. This cunt has flooded every goddamn thread with her/his shit. If I could reach through cyberspace, I'd throttle them myself. Irritating fucker.
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She's also trying to fuck with people who are telling her to get lost. She thinks she's fucking funny. Wait until her ass gets banned.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Off topic:
Please. Everybody report genhyu for SPAMMING. This cunt has flooded every goddamn thread with her/his shit. If I could reach through cyberspace, I'd throttle them myself. Irritating fucker.
On topic: I loved Angie Harmon on "Law & Order". Her replacements on the show have pretty much sucked. And she is beyond gorgeous. *Sigh* She's a girl crush for me. Darn you Jason Seahorn.
That is going to be one helluva hunka hunka burnin' love gorgeous baby.
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When you bait us, we attack. It's our fucking job.
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Sayonara and anorexicfatty
My family has their babies by the time they are 25, they criticized my aunt for GASP having a baby after 30, as it im a lost case because "statics" show that if you are never married by 25 you might never get married and you are better off being a divorcee, and my dear super catholic fam is telling my to get pregnant out of Wedlock cause im so old
so yes anorexcfatty you and me are lost causes
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Bwahahahaha. I'm having a BABIES!!!!!!!
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
jesus, this troll is on here day and night..
on topic, who cares?
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
" she probably has cable"???????????
Bawwahhhahahhahhhahhaaaaa
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on August 21, 2008 - 7:35am.
What? Just ONE baby?? That's soooo 2007.
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LOL! Too right!
I bet Gwens off trying to figure out how to get a second baby into her womb, right now. ;P
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I see your Schwartz is as BIG as mine!! -Dark Helmet
Oh MK, some bitch is trying to hijack all your threads...
Well...hallo everywhore! lol....Nice crazy troll i see here!! Reported to the authorities! STAT!
ON TOPIC:
WTF MK?? First post i see in here has to do with BABIES?? Geez...you trying to get me pregnant again?...this time with quads???? GOSH!
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I see your Schwartz is as BIG as mine!! -Dark Helmet
What? Just ONE baby?? That's soooo 2007.
Let's see.
I can't remember if I didn't care the first time I heard the news... or if I just don't care this time I heard the news.
Maybe it's both.
Submitted by yepyepyep on August 21, 2008 - 10:29am.
kinda on topic my boyfriend wants to have a baby cause I talked about marriage, (my fam is making the most annoying comments because im 28)...
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Are they making these comments because you don't have any children at the age of 28?
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yepyepyep, I would hate to think what your family would say if you were my age! I am turning 38 in November.....spinster!!!!!!
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"Your love has been denied; you were taken for a ride; and I hope you're satisfied, you rascal you...."
-Frankie Lymon "Goody Goody"
He is quite attractive.
Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret
kinda on topic my boyfriend wants to have a baby cause I talked about marriage, (my fam is making the most annoying comments because im 28) and he got upset so I told him I didnt want to marry me so now he is all "I cant lose you" haha
I aint getting pregnant what a loser
like a baby will make me stay with him
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Damn, is there anybody here besides spam troll? WTF???
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Spam sucks, but it's almost more interesting than this post.
holy shit 90 posts by that asshole?
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"Your love has been denied; you were taken for a ride; and I hope you're satisfied, you rascal you...."
-Frankie Lymon
"Goody Goody"
MMMPhill : LOL I know hahahahhaah!
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"Blame it on the London air!"
WTF is going on? I wanted to leave a post on the Poltergeist thread about the Westboro church, and that poop slut has the same message everywhere!
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Oh but Jesus was a crossmaker" - Judee Sill
the Spammer said he will be back, I bet that is loveangelina returning to haunt us
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
D.R.: Not unless you're really pining. Get a cat instead!
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
Damn, everyone is having a baby. I better go have one.
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"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
How is it even possible for Angie Harmon to have children when she is clearly a man? Can't deny that secret penis, Angie!
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MK and his team are on it.
I wrote him too.
WTF?
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Wow, I saw this bs yesterday, but loser must have been banned and signed back up. It says 11 minute member. GO AWAY!
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on August 21, 2008 - 8:15am.
Douchetard has been reported.
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Several times. I hope there's a way all those posts can be deleted, I don't want to have to go through five pages of that crap just to get to the good comments.
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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.
She's a hometown "sweetheart" (I'm in Dallas). People always see her eating or shopping or whatever rich people do. I find her excruciatingly dull, so I could give a shit if she's pregnant or not.
Clarisse: I don't know. It shat all over the Michael Phelps' Corn Flakes post. I think it is insane. I reported it once, because 9678 complaints is beyond me today.
Another good name might be Foghorn Leghorn Sehorn.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Submitted by Bjork You: "Sorry, but I can't stand her self-righteous ass. Yes, she's pretty and wears nice clothes, but she's smug and a one-note actor, at best."
Amen. She's pretty? Yeah, pretty wall-eyed!
I'll give her credit for not trying to pull off blonde hair.
What the hell is going on!?!?!?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
and her sister is named Henley, I think it's better than Finley! but I never knew my sister was such a snob, LOL
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ImpertinentVixen,
Yeh, but was it reported all 9487 posts????
WTF is that!!?!?!
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that spam sucks ass
My niece is named Avery.
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"Blame it on the London air!"