Thursday, August 21st 2008

Nay Nay Arrested!

Tila Tequila's current partner in pussy, Courtenay "Nay Nay" Semel, was arrested in Las Vegas on Tuesday night for slapping some dude outside of Pure nightclub at Caesars Palace. TMZ reports that Nay Nay slapped a security guard in the back of the head while making her way out of the club.

Caesars Palace's security detained her ass and called the police. When the fuzz arrived they cited Nay Nay for being a fugly ass attention whore who needs to go back into the forest to collect more nuts for winter. Seriously, for being a gayelle, the ho looks like her face is filled with juicy nuts. Anylezzie, they cited her for battery and released her back into the wild.

I seriously deserve a pussy pie to the face for posting about this hag! She obviously hit that dude just so she can get a little attention and I'm falling right into her lezzie trap! Smells like boiled oysters and burnt chestnuts .

Posted by: Michael K


aortega's picture

What pussy ass dude calls the cops after some chick slaps them? Damn man...

DebFrmHell's picture

Courtneigh has a sense of entitlement that is thru the roof. Wish that that bitch would have slapped me. I could care less that she has Daddy Yahoo on her side. I would have kicked the shit out of her...

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Submitted by Madam Pince on August 21, 2008 - 10:29pm.

Hahahahahaha!!! Brilliant.

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Madam Pince's picture

The security guard should have beat the shit out of her so she'd need reconstructive surgery ... maybe she'd come out looking less ugly.

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thehoustongirl's picture

Nay Nay looks like one of those Furbie (sp?) dolls LMAO!!! just like with SamRo, these girls get play JUST BECAUSE THEY HAVE MONEY!!!!

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Mr. President's picture

And she seemed like such a good girl. Shocking development.

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that bitch is ten different kinds of ugly. yikes. she looks like a damn monkey monster human beast thing

2Di4's picture

she looks like a low-rent sarah silverman

JaneDoe's picture

ok I can totally see why MK thinks SamRo is way hotter than Nay Nay...hell I think SamRo is hotter than Nay Nay lol.

Agie's picture

she looks like she got smacked in the mouth and the swelling never went down. I can see the Sarah Silverman resemblance, but Sarah looks way better than this hag

This ugly child has been desperately trying for a couple of years now to "make it" in Hollywood. She was on a pitiful reality show produced by Jessica Simpson's daddy that followed rich brats on a trail ride. On that shows Neigh Neigh was straight and tried to flirt with one of the other brats but was rejected. Perhaps thats why she began bumping beaver with Linds. Anyway, now she's with Ms. Tia and getting publicity for beating up security guards so she just might be the next Paris. Wouldn't that be fun.

GAWD that child is ugly!!! Sorry to repeat myself but DAMN that child is ugly!!! Sarah Silverman is MUCH prettier and don't any of you dare compare her to my Stacy!!!

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I'll bet she wears makeup to bed so that her pillows won't see her real face and run away screaming. This applies to both Tila and El Caballo.

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"... Nay Nay slapped a security guard in the back of the head while making her way out of the club."

HAHHAHAHAAH this is especially funny if she didn't utter a word to this person, just walked by and :SLAP: right on the back of the bare neck and kept on walking.

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Submitted by genhyu on August 21, 2008 - 10:23am.
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Why? You've more than proven your point that you're an asshole.

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loric : mmm hmm, I see Stacy too.
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Oh just fucking arrest all of them for crying out loud!

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I have never seen a more suitable face built for a bridle as Courtneigh!

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Submitted by gnehyu on August 20, 2008 - 11:24pm.
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Hekki's picture

Now, hopefully, in a show of solidarity by bouncers everywhere, this skank will be kept out of every club in the land.

Her father should disown her, but he probably won't. It has been MY EXPERIENCE that Jewish parents forgive much more than WASP ones do. WASP families will disown you and will coolly act like you never existed. Jewish families will keep you around and constantly remind you of what a fuckup you are. I don't know what's worse.

(I am NOT an anti-Semite, either, so don't start on that...)

loric's picture

Actually, I think she looks like a cross between an uglier Sarah Silverman and Stacey London. I don't know if I can take another skank media whore. Don't we have enough to deal with?

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God be with you, dumbass.

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She is the STANDARD TEMPLATE for the vast majority LA trust fund babies: UNATTRACTIVE to JUST PLAIN UGLY...ARROGANT...UNDERACHIEVING.In that town-shit like that is rewarded...As long as you come from money.One more thing that makes the place unlivable.Don't take my word for it.Just look at all the California tags in the parking lot on any given day in Vegas.

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Chef cammi -

The shit they are talking about, the planets aligning and whatnot, that shit doesn't happen overnight. It's not like the planets suddenly shift drastically and all get in a bee line. It's happening right now.

http://curious.astro.cornell.edu/question.php?number=686

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Sensimina
I saw that there was scientific evidence that the alignment of the planets in the milkey way with the black hole will shift the earths polarity and rotation....

oh, and tila tequila- i dont understand what the appeal is for her?

oh well, maybe it's because I dont have a dick.

ETA: I guess I find it intriguing b/c it's my birthdate.

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chef cammi,

Everyone who has any real knowledge about "2012" says that it has nothing to do with the end of the world. Mayan elders are pissed that it's being used like this. It's a perfect scare tactic to sell shit to people who think the world is over.

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The guard wisely had her attention whore ass arrested...because you never know when TERRY SEMELS'
ugly ass offspring will deliver a SIX FIGURE BITCH SLAP to your doorstep.Unless you're working the door at a club-you probably make 'bout 10-15 bux an hr.This will supplement things nicely.

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PS - Tran Tang Thien or whatever her name is has one of the most desperate expressions on her face that I've ever seen. She probably squirts buckets when she sees herself in the badly dressed whore section of Us Weekly.

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NayNay is every type of whore you can name....loser.

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chefcammi's picture

why cares about this twat when our world as we know it will change (end?) drastically on December 21, 2012?

Seriously- more to think about that this evil and uglier twin of Sara Silvermen.

sorry- consumed with the end date recently.

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Hekki's picture

Poor little rich girl.

Imagine just following through on the impulse to slap people on the back of the head? I get that urge a lot. It must be delicious to actually do it!

Sensimina's picture

The security gaurd is a pussy - I would have just humiliated the shit out of her publicly and had her banned from ever stepping back in the club instead of giving her any shot at publicity. Unless of course it was Parasite, which would be a totally different scenario. I'd totally have to restrain myself from doing something that could get ME thrown in jail, and I'd definitely have that dumb whore arrested again. Shit, seeing that whore in jail again is my new dream.

PS - Last night in my dream, I was reading Dlisted (yeah) and Wonks was going to adopt twins. UGH god don't let her procreate!

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"Smells like boiled oysters and burnt chestnuts."

How on earth do you know what this smells like MK? LOL

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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on August 21, 2008 - 8:52am
I think Sarah Silverman is fug too. But this one has a strange Dr. Seuess upper lip thing going on.

FritoDorito's picture

Attention whore is right. Probably just wants more press for coming forward about bumping cats with Blohan. Why anyone would want to admit that however....
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Yawn....what's Katie Holmes wearing today?

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This trifling whore has so many resources available to her and this is what she chooses to do with her life? She's even failed as a make pretend gayelle--look who she's with!! Pitiful.

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ChubbyWubby she totally does, she's the poor girl's Sarah Silverman.
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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Should be named Neigh Neigh. Tia deserves her.

KD's picture

PLEASE! Some people need backbones. That security guard in now like that tattle tale in 2nd grade that nobody liked. It was just a freaking slap! TAke it like a man!

ChubbyWubby's picture

-She looks like an uglier version of Sarah Silverman.

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letinstar's picture

nay nay is fug fug....
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