Breakfast Of Champions
That person who won a bunch of trophies at that one contest in China is on the new box of Corn Flakes. He will also be on the box for Frosted Flakes in September. He's already said that Frosted Flakes is his favorite cereal in the world.
This has apparently pissed off a few nutritionists. They're upset because Frosted Flakes has three times the sugar as Wheaties and only a third of the fiber. They think he should be on the cover of a Wheaties box instead. What do they know? They need to sit in a big bowl of Frosted Flakes and shut the hell up.
I don't eat Corn Flakes anymore, but I used to be addicted to that shit. I would eat them with everything. I would even use them to make extremely ghetto nachos. I would sprinkle shredded cheese on top of a bowl of Corn Flakes and microwave that shit. Mmmm...I could go for a bowl right now.
On another note, since Michael Phelps shaves his pits, does that mean he waxes his dolphin fin area too? No pubies on a dude always freaks me out. I don't like to rumble in the jungle, but I like a little something down there.
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LOL Mike, he has the face for Frankenberry!
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"Dairy Queen times"
LMFAO! Nope, never gonna live that story down!
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I love Frosted Flakes. Frankenberry is a close second.
Jesus, it's not like he's shilling for Frankenberry.
Fuck the nutritionists---sugar rules. The only problem I have with the cover is that more of his body should be showing.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 20, 2008 - 6:18pm.
Fat Martha,
I got something Mikey will like...
*insert porn music*
*place bag of his head*
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I too could go for some Dairy Queen times at the moment, Clarisse. *sighs sadly* Alas, it is not to be.
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Only a couple days 'til I'm back to school. HI5, KIDS!
The same people complain were the same cunts cheering when he got the gold medals. Frosted Flakes is what this superhuman bitch ate to get there. Wheaties were not part of the equation!
As for hair in your arm pits and around your tool, I'll leave that to the gorillas ta very much. If you ever needed to turn up to Terrence Howard's spot and those baby wipes made and appearance... much easier if it's all smooth sailing downstairs.
--thanks awfully--
I heard Wheaties wasn't willing to pay him enough and that's how he ended up on the Corn Flakes box. Is Wheaties smokin crack? Micheal Fish is worth a gazillion dollars right now.... Personaly I was hoping he would do the cover of Fruit Loops instead...anyways Corn Flakes should only be eaten with mounds of sugar and little slices of bananas...that is all.
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Fat Martha,
I got something Mikey will like...
*insert porn music*
*place bag of his head*
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
*takes a deep breath, throws back her head, screaming*
I DON'T FUCKING CARE WHAT THIS CUNT EATS.
That is all.
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Only a couple days 'til I'm back to schoo. HI5, KIDS!
Is anyone else sick to death of that face?
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It figures that my future sugar daddy likes sugary cereal. My new money honey, it's all good. I would love to help you spend that Kellogg's cash!
I hate food nazis. Uptight little busybody know-it-all skinny bird women.
well the guy burns 4000 FKING calories per race. he needs fuel to keep going and i luv me some frosted flakes.. the reason tehre are so many fat asses out there is because no one goes out and play and be active.. everyone is a couch potato, a lot of parents buy their kids a playstation so they wont be bothered with taking the kids out to play n stuff..people need to stop being so lazy and get moving
What about going to Disneyland?
Regarding the armpit hair situation... if you're a dude and your armpit hair is too thick for your deodorant to penetrate and reach the skin, I would suggest some sort of grooming arrangement. Armpit hair is whatever, but stink is a thumbs down.
i'm sure he has his own personal nutritionist who recommends he eat a whole box of frosted flakes for breakfast. actually, the nutritionist probably pours his cereal for him while cupping his balls.
he swims for like 5 hours a day or something crazy like that... do you remember going swimming as a kid for an afternoon and feeling absolutely ravenous after? imagine what it's like when you're a grown man and you swim all day, every day. he doesn't care about sugar and fiber content. he needs carbs and calories to keep himself going.
I like Frosted Flakes. So the man doesn't eat Wheaties, when was that declared a crime? He just won a record-breaking 8 gold medals for the USA, let him pick out his own damned box!!!
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I don't like to rumble in the jungle, but I like a little something down there.
LMAO
Hahahahahaha @ Rumble in the Jungle!!!!
Oh MK...
thats only half of his breakfast he also eats three fried eggs
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Somebody find his DWI mugshot!!!
HAha frosted flakes rots your teeth
this sexy bitch eats a ton of calories for breakfast
He goes to some diner and wolfs down this calorie clogger daily:
"For breakfast, he often eats two egg-and-cheese sandwiches, a bowl of grits, a large omelet and a tall stack of chocolate chip pancakes."
"I don't like to rumble in the jungle, but I like a little something down there."
I must disagree with you there, MK. Totally cleared is the way to go. I think we can both agree that picking hair out of our teeth when we're done blowing a guy is no fun.
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Dolphin fin area. That's going in the act.
I'm sure he's as smooth as a Bel Ami model during training and competition. Swimmers get rid of it all for aerodynamics...
What the hell, a guy can't answer what his favorite cereal is without people complaining about it.
Nutrition or not, Frosted Flakes beats the hell out of Wheaties in a taste test. I'd rather just dump the Wheaties directly into the toilet and save my insides all the work.
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Re: Body hair. Vive la difference. I like my mens to have hairy armpits. It's manly.
And if he's clean and uses deodorant, they aren't smelly.
Haha, bitch eats like a billion calories a day - if a kid is seriously going to emulate him hardcore, which they won't, they are going to be whales in no time even if they never come across a Frosted Flake.
P fucking S: Kids have loved sugar and Frosted Flakes since before this butterface dolphin was born into the pod, nothing can change that.
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He is not average guy, he eats more calories for breakfast than the average person eats all day
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Michael Phelps does not care about the nutrition of the breakfast cereal. He just cares that the check from Kellogg's clears. (It's all I would worry about, too!)
If you are too stupid to read the box and figure out the sugar content, then you deserve to eat that shit. The government doesn't care about people being healthy, either. If it did, they'd start by cleaning house at the FDA.
People have to do their homework and figure out what's healthy and not count on athletes and the gubmint to tell them what to do. It's not that fucking hard if you really care.
I liked the shaved pits. Now that I think about it, ALL men should shave their pits. Hairy pits, not attractive.
*sigh* sugar in his cereal is the LAST thing people should worry about
Whatever! People love to complain
I know what I'm having for dinner tonight. MK's microwave nacho corn flakes. But, I think I'll skip the spoon and the fingers, and eat them with my chopsticks. LET'S JUST BRING IT ALL OUT!!!!
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He probably shaves his cooter too.
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Do they still make Wheaties??? I haven't seen an ad for them in years.
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Er, shouldn't the nutrritionists be disturbed that he eats over 12,000 worth of calories of food?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
They fixed his busted ass teeth for the cereal box! yay!
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shut up MK I am peeing, that is the MOST ghetto thing I have ever heard of! Even I never went there!
LOL You better put some water on that shit......
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hahaha MK usually most swimmers shave most of their body hair off.. i used to date a guy on my swimteam in HS and he said it's something about less hair, you swim faster or whatever. i really can't remember
I wish all guys would shave their pits.
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