Breakfast Of Champions
That person who won a bunch of trophies at that one contest in China is on the new box of Corn Flakes. He will also be on the box for Frosted Flakes in September. He's already said that Frosted Flakes is his favorite cereal in the world.
This has apparently pissed off a few nutritionists. They're upset because Frosted Flakes has three times the sugar as Wheaties and only a third of the fiber. They think he should be on the cover of a Wheaties box instead. What do they know? They need to sit in a big bowl of Frosted Flakes and shut the hell up.
I don't eat Corn Flakes anymore, but I used to be addicted to that shit. I would eat them with everything. I would even use them to make extremely ghetto nachos. I would sprinkle shredded cheese on top of a bowl of Corn Flakes and microwave that shit. Mmmm...I could go for a bowl right now.
On another note, since Michael Phelps shaves his pits, does that mean he waxes his dolphin fin area too? No pubies on a dude always freaks me out. I don't like to rumble in the jungle, but I like a little something down there.
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Submitted by ethang on August 20, 2008 - 10:29pm.
LOL, Ojani Noa is that you trying to fuel the flame??
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by ethang on August 20, 2008 - 9:59pm.
I'm sorry but it should be J.LO on the cover of Corn Flakes.
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Seriously! Because no one has ever done as much as she has for the world of sport. Or big fat asses.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
I'm sorry but it should be J.LO on the cover of Corn Flakes.
@LCT,
Will you bring some Mountie Boots for JH to wear at the slumber party?
That Phelps guy needs to spend some cash to get the jug ears fixed!
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
Better yet, he should be on Fruit Loops cuz he seems in love with himself.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 20, 2008 - 10:19pm.
That bitch! Well you know you have a date with any of us DListers anytime Jamseypoo.
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That has been a dream of James Haven's for quite some time now, to have all his dlisted bitches over for a makeover, slumber party!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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i want to see a hairy Phelps armpit
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will i masturbate to his image
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He looks really hot in that pic. And not even regular Michael Phelps hot, where a lot is busted but you forgive must of it because of his skills. But really fucking hot, if I knew him just by this pic I would think he was a total stud. Corn Flakes is the shit, some banana slices and your good to go, and King Vitamin, but that was ghetto ass cereal, that didnt even have a real box encasing, but sooooo yummy.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by James Haven on August 20, 2008 - 9:48pm.
James Haven has given up dating for awhile. His last date was just using him for his SatinLips. Not HIS satin lips. MaryKay's SatinLips!
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That bitch! Well you know you have a date with any of us DListers anytime Jamseypoo.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Corn Flakes, that's a blah cereal. Should've put him on Honey Smacks haha
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 20, 2008 - 10:14pm.
James Haven has given up dating for awhile. His last date was just using him for his SatinLips. Not HIS satin lips. MaryKay's SatinLips!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 20, 2008 - 10:08pm.
Interesting Deb. James Haven is going to have to give that a try.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by James Haven on August 20, 2008 - 9:43pm.
LCT! SmOOches!
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Has your video gotten you a date yet?
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 20, 2008 - 10:08pm.
LCT! SmOOches!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by Lucas. on August 20, 2008 - 8:16pm.
Doesn't his left arm look a little too short? Weird.
I think it's photo shopped. Even tho he's 6'5", they say he has a "wing span" of a 6'7" person...probably had to shorten it for the box...
Submitted by James Haven on August 20, 2008 - 9:29pm.
James Haven no longer drinks milk. But when he did, he was a Captain Crunch with Crunch Berries fan!
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Hi James! :D
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Submitted by James Haven on August 20, 2008 - 8:29pm.
James Haven no longer drinks milk. But when he did, he was a Captain Crunch with Crunch Berries fan!
James,
I hate milk. I do the cereal with Cran-Raspberry if it is berry based or a granola type and OJ if it is something simple like Corn Flakes or Wheaties.
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
James Haven no longer drinks milk. But when he did, he was a Captain Crunch with Crunch Berries fan!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 20, 2008 - 9:38pm.
@James Haven,
I would fly to LA for a personal makeover! Do you take VISA?
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For you Deb? No charge!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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whatever happened to Cracklin' Oat Bran? they are good in a weird wtf way.
plus AlphaBits came back...and why they have NEW slathered across the top of the box I do not know. They ain't new! How about BACK AGAIN? They are good though, bu the kid wasted too much time playing so I can't buy them anymore. sadness!
I've never had wheaties. Cornflakes are good with bananas!
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they still make wheaties?
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
My favorite cereal ain't Corn Flakes or Wheaties. It's Rice Krispies with bananas. Yeah, bananas. Lots of bananas. Okay, and milk...chocolate milk. Mmmm....
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@James Haven,
I would fly to LA for a personal makeover! Do you take VISA?
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
MK should totally publish a book of all his ghetto recipes, chola glamour tips (i will never forget the vaseline and ground up blush lipstick recipe he so graciously shared), life-threateningly hot sex acts, and home remedies for ravaged anuses. It would be the new bible.
James Haven could have been an Olympic champion if Daddy Voight paid for his damn swimming lessons! Cheap!
On Topic: Everyone is really coming down hard on this poor chap for his looks. James Haven knows a thing or two about skin and Phelps certainly knows how to keep himself looking smoothe! You gotta give a guy credit for that. If you ever had to give a makeover to Danny DeVito you would know what James Haven means. Nasty!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Wheaties tastes like SHIT!!!
Phelps is a ugly fug - there is no way around that. I don't believe in the original and the best anyway. I believe in the biggest .....(cough, cough)....and you know what they say about swimmers: shrinkage!!! A lifetime of shrinkage and there is nothing left.
I think everyone could be great at many things, but too bad manifest destiny made a mockery out of America. Now fat slobs watch a few of the "best" on TV rather than doing anything themselves.
this kid is still fugly
and a drunk
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 20, 2008 - 7:31pm.
If putting pictures of famous athletes on boxes of cereal truly made a difference, then Wheaties would be the number one cereal.
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If it really mattered, this country wouldn't be overrun with obese blowhards.
... just us skinny blowhards ^_^
Corn Pone.
Doesn't his left arm look a little too short? Weird.
I've met MP a few times and he's actually really nice!
Nutrition and calories have very little to do with each other. It's easy to eat low-cal foods and get zero nutrition. Or you can consume a relatively low number of calories and eat very nutritious food. And despite what people think, eating fortified foods such as breakfast cereal isn't as healthy as eating whole foods.
It's WAY better to eat a bowl of steel-cut oats with blueberries and milk than a bowl of Total.
우, 우아아아아아악!
Michael Phelps is my favorite player. By the way, I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said he is only intersted in dating wealthy young women on that site.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on August 20, 2008 - 7:03pm.
I haven't heard of the pink flakes, but its on this wiki:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_Panther_(character)
In 1973 a breakfast cereal called "Pink Panther Flakes" was made by Post Cereal. The cereal resembled Frosted Flakes in taste and texture but the sugar coating was pink, which would color your milk after a few seconds. The jingle included Mancini's theme and went something like this: "Pink Panther Flakes, are pink, and sweet as you Pink Panther, color of pink, tickle me pink." The front of the box featured the Pink Panther character and included a toy prize inside.
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Why can't they remake cool ass food/cereals/junk food that were classics instead of the classic movies?
Well, my son eats Cheerios and my husband eats Cap't Crunch with Crunchberries...go figure.
The kid eats 12,000 calories a day...who cares if he eats Frosted fucking Flakes? He looks adorable on the box.
If putting pictures of famous athletes on boxes of cereal truly made a difference, then Wheaties would be the number one cereal.
It's not because putting pictures of famous athletes on boxes of cereal doesn't matter.
MP knows that getting publicity is all important. Thus, Corn Flakes and Sugar Frosted Flakes will garner more publicity than Wheaties.
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Do the nutrionists care that homeboy siad he eats 12,000 calories a day? Um HELLO??? He eats 12,000 calories a day, he's not worried about nutrition!
And BB, sadly I do not know of the glorious Pink Panther flakes. I do remember Crispy Critters though.
Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on August 20, 2008 - 4:20pm.
What the hell, a guy can't answer what his favorite cereal is without people complaining about it.
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Exactly - the guy was being honest. Maybe that's why they're freaking out? They're not used to that.
Oh my lord, they photoshopped the bejeezus out of his donkey chompers.
Please. As if any of those nutritionists have a body that is even close to the caliber of his. He could pimp Cocoa Pebbles and it would be alright with me.
Damn, that really is some ghetto shit... cornflake nachos? lol I'll have to try it next time I'm out of doritos. I don't like frosted flakes or cornflakes either but I'm buying a box just cause he's on it!
BF told me the other day that they discovered dolphins walking on water. This is what Phelps has to do to get my attention, not the 8 gold medals or the shaved arm pits, that's right BITCH, WALK ON WATER, like what Eddie Money sings about, you fugface!!!
Your face!
fookin loovin you, diff !
Submitted by Albino Squirrel on August 20, 2008 - 3:58pm.
I love Frosted Flakes. Frankenberry is a close second.
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Does ANYone remember the Pink Panther Flakes? they were frosted flakes covered in pink frosting. OMG! to DIE for. that had to be in the 70's.
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
One of my ex's was an Olympic alternate for the 84 Olympics. Believe me...No hair anywhere except on the head on top.
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
You know he's not that bad looking. He actually looks hot in some shots on tv. Thing is that he is not photogenic, at all. Couldn't take a decent picture if his life depended on it.
I think I'm the only person in the world who doesn't give a rat's ass about the Olympics. But now that the Phelps guy eats Frosted Flakes, that's the shit. And fuck those nutritionists. Obviously the Frosties are working. That dude just won like forty-seven platinum medals.
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Submitted by BobsBB on August 20, 2008 - 5:21pm.
Dolphin fin area. That's going in the act.
I'm sure he's as smooth as a Bel Ami model during training and competition. Swimmers get rid of it all for aerodynamics...
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This is true, male swimmers even shave their legs for less aero resistance. It's not hot.