Breakfast Of Champions
That person who won a bunch of trophies at that one contest in China is on the new box of Corn Flakes. He will also be on the box for Frosted Flakes in September. He's already said that Frosted Flakes is his favorite cereal in the world.
This has apparently pissed off a few nutritionists. They're upset because Frosted Flakes has three times the sugar as Wheaties and only a third of the fiber. They think he should be on the cover of a Wheaties box instead. What do they know? They need to sit in a big bowl of Frosted Flakes and shut the hell up.
I don't eat Corn Flakes anymore, but I used to be addicted to that shit. I would eat them with everything. I would even use them to make extremely ghetto nachos. I would sprinkle shredded cheese on top of a bowl of Corn Flakes and microwave that shit. Mmmm...I could go for a bowl right now.
On another note, since Michael Phelps shaves his pits, does that mean he waxes his dolphin fin area too? No pubies on a dude always freaks me out. I don't like to rumble in the jungle, but I like a little something down there.
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They want him to eat Wheaties? I'm thinking high fiber diets shouldn't be followed by hours in the pool. Remember the Baby Ruth scene in Caddyshack?
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by smack809 on August 21, 2008 - 12:13am.
Ugh. Parents, how about don't buy your kids Frosted Flakes and STFU. Advertising does not raise children. They're not going to just magically be obese because Michael Phelps put his foxy bod on a box of sugary cereal.
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It certainly doesn't help. My kid was never interested in any of that kinda stuff until she could understand ads. She got a good start and it's still a struggle on the daily to keep her mind clear.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Ugh. Parents, how about don't buy your kids Frosted Flakes and STFU. Advertising does not raise children. They're not going to just magically be obese because Michael Phelps put his foxy bod on a box of sugary cereal. Kids don't just eat what he eats. That bitch eats 12, 000 calories a day. His metabolism works that shit off so fast it doesn't matter what he eats, just as long as his calories stay up so he can function.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 20, 2008 - 9:10pm.
Yes, that's what I meant.
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Announcing new perfume: Mall Smell(R) by Sheeps
Submitted by Sheeps on August 21, 2008 - 12:08am.
I hearted IG first.
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First? You mean FIIIIIRSTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!?
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
It started when IG asked me to change some currency into dongs. At least, that's how I heard it.
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Announcing new perfume: Mall Smell(R) by Sheeps
IG, I keep reading the name as "gheynu"......lol
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Ok, I still get stoned
I'm not the kind of girl you take home
-Sheryl Crow "If It Makes You Happy"
IG and Sheeps sitting in a tree,
D_R_I_N_K_I_N',
First comes love,
Then comes Tequilas,
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
PSL, I know!!! Evidently, I did something to piss it off.
islandgirl ♥ gnehyu
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
I hearted IG first.
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Announcing new perfume: Mall Smell(R) by Sheeps
Submitted by angel_i on August 20, 2008 - 8:56pm.
More polite, please. After today's silliness, it can't hurt.
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Announcing new perfume: Mall Smell(R) by Sheeps
hu... i am a god!! umhaaaaaaaaaaaaa
IG! Do we get to point and tease you now?
hahahahaha
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Ok, I still get stoned
I'm not the kind of girl you take home
-Sheryl Crow "If It Makes You Happy"
Jeez, do you have to tell everyone?
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
wtf is that? is it spam?
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Ok, I still get stoned
I'm not the kind of girl you take home
-Sheryl Crow "If It Makes You Happy"
Mani,
I don't have a clue what a shuttlecock is...but I can shoot a clay pigeon with the best of them...
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
Submitted by gnehyu on August 20, 2008 - 11:51pm
Ahhh, welcome to the site and all but can you stop posting the same crap 20 times? I thought my computer has hiccups - if it ain't your computer....and you are just posting the same crap you may want to go to Perez. Just sayin'__________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on August 20, 2008 - 11:56pm.
Phelps, Shmelps nobody can hit a shuttlecock better than me.
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Hahaha.. you badminton HWORE!!!
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Phelps, Shmelps nobody can hit a shuttlecock better than me.
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Submitted by Sheeps on August 20, 2008 - 11:42pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on August 20, 2008 - 8:20pm.
Submitted by gnehyu on August 20, 2008 - 11:19pm.
Piss off. Thanks!!
Canadians: Invariably polite.
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Hey now! Don't be pinning that shit on us! English and French - that's it - we don't do whateverthefuck. Please and thank you, have a nice day:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
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hey@ come on
Submitted by islandgirl on August 20, 2008 - 11:20pm.
Submitted by gnehyu on August 20, 2008 - 11:19pm.
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Piss off. Thanks!!
prick KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
WHO ARE YOU??? shut the fuck up schmuck
(′∀｀*) 여기는 조센징이 점령한다! 모두 나에게 무릎을 꿇어라!
when i was a high scool student, i saw a traffic accdent in the street. it was very terrible. a little girl crashed into a riding motocycle and she flew over and then fell down. she didn't move and she didn't speak. lt looked like she lost consciousness. when i was a student, i went to famous chinese restaurant with my friends. we were very hungry . so we ordered many dishes in short. i have attemped to bungee jumpping on a trip. but my first attempt came to a failure. i prefer mountain more then ocean especialy at summer. i think climbing mountain is very exciting. いまから じこしょうかいを します さいごに わたしの じこしょうかいを さいごまで きいていただいて ありがとうございました かおりちゃんのピアノ演奏会の時の写真はとても可愛いです。私が見た日本の女の子の中にはかおりちゃんが一番可愛いと思います！啊，我是法学专业的。我爱听的歌就是 ‘月亮代表我的心’Ich kann noch nicht so gut Deutsch, aber ich hoffe, dass du mir bald eine Antwort schreibst. Das Hähnchen, das Sie letztemal ausgegeben haben, hat's mir sehr gut geschmeckt. لن انسى اسرتي المساعددائما و صديقي المهم الى الابد احبك يا جدتي السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته Bien que mon français ne soit pas parfait pour l’instant, je vais accueillir les clients, dans le proche futur, avec mon français bien amélioré et avec plus de satisfactions.Seguis ahi en la ciudad trabajando??
조센징을 우습게보지마! (`∀`*)
(′∀｀*) 여기는 조센징이 점령한다! 모두 나에게 무릎을 꿇어라!
when i was a high scool student, i saw a traffic accdent in the street. it was very terrible. a little girl crashed into a riding motocycle and she flew over and then fell down. she didn't move and she didn't speak. lt looked like she lost consciousness. when i was a student, i went to famous chinese restaurant with my friends. we were very hungry . so we ordered many dishes in short. i have attemped to bungee jumpping on a trip. but my first attempt came to a failure. i prefer mountain more then ocean especialy at summer. i think climbing mountain is very exciting. いまから じこしょうかいを します さいごに わたしの じこしょうかいを さいごまで きいていただいて ありがとうございました かおりちゃんのピアノ演奏会の時の写真はとても可愛いです。私が見た日本の女の子の中にはかおりちゃんが一番可愛いと思います！啊，我是法学专业的。我爱听的歌就是 ‘月亮代表我的心’Ich kann noch nicht so gut Deutsch, aber ich hoffe, dass du mir bald eine Antwort schreibst. Das Hähnchen, das Sie letztemal ausgegeben haben, hat's mir sehr gut geschmeckt. لن انسى اسرتي المساعددائما و صديقي المهم الى الابد احبك يا جدتي السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته Bien que mon français ne soit pas parfait pour l’instant, je vais accueillir les clients, dans le proche futur, avec mon français bien amélioré et avec plus de satisfactions.Seguis ahi en la ciudad trabajando??
조센징을 우습게보지마! (`∀`*)
(′∀｀*) 여기는 조센징이 점령한다! 모두 나에게 무릎을 꿇어라!
when i was a high scool student, i saw a traffic accdent in the street. it was very terrible. a little girl crashed into a riding motocycle and she flew over and then fell down. she didn't move and she didn't speak. lt looked like she lost consciousness. when i was a student, i went to famous chinese restaurant with my friends. we were very hungry . so we ordered many dishes in short. i have attemped to bungee jumpping on a trip. but my first attempt came to a failure. i prefer mountain more then ocean especialy at summer. i think climbing mountain is very exciting. いまから じこしょうかいを します さいごに わたしの じこしょうかいを さいごまで きいていただいて ありがとうございました かおりちゃんのピアノ演奏会の時の写真はとても可愛いです。私が見た日本の女の子の中にはかおりちゃんが一番可愛いと思います！啊，我是法学专业的。我爱听的歌就是 ‘月亮代表我的心’Ich kann noch nicht so gut Deutsch, aber ich hoffe, dass du mir bald eine Antwort schreibst. Das Hähnchen, das Sie letztemal ausgegeben haben, hat's mir sehr gut geschmeckt. لن انسى اسرتي المساعددائما و صديقي المهم الى الابد احبك يا جدتي السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته Bien que mon français ne soit pas parfait pour l’instant, je vais accueillir les clients, dans le proche futur, avec mon français bien amélioré et avec plus de satisfactions.Seguis ahi en la ciudad trabajando??
조센징을 우습게보지마! (`∀`*)
Submitted by islandgirl on August 20, 2008 - 11:20pm.
Submitted by gnehyu on August 20, 2008 - 11:19pm.
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Piss off. Thanks!!
prick KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
WHO ARE YOU??? shut the fuck up schmuck
(′∀｀*) 여기는 조센징이 점령한다! 모두 나에게 무릎을 꿇어라!
when i was a high scool student, i saw a traffic accdent in the street. it was very terrible. a little girl crashed into a riding motocycle and she flew over and then fell down. she didn't move and she didn't speak. lt looked like she lost consciousness. when i was a student, i went to famous chinese restaurant with my friends. we were very hungry . so we ordered many dishes in short. i have attemped to bungee jumpping on a trip. but my first attempt came to a failure. i prefer mountain more then ocean especialy at summer. i think climbing mountain is very exciting. いまから じこしょうかいを します さいごに わたしの じこしょうかいを さいごまで きいていただいて ありがとうございました かおりちゃんのピアノ演奏会の時の写真はとても可愛いです。私が見た日本の女の子の中にはかおりちゃんが一番可愛いと思います！啊，我是法学专业的。我爱听的歌就是 ‘月亮代表我的心’Ich kann noch nicht so gut Deutsch, aber ich hoffe, dass du mir bald eine Antwort schreibst. Das Hähnchen, das Sie letztemal ausgegeben haben, hat's mir sehr gut geschmeckt. لن انسى اسرتي المساعددائما و صديقي المهم الى الابد احبك يا جدتي السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته Bien que mon français ne soit pas parfait pour l’instant, je vais accueillir les clients, dans le proche futur, avec mon français bien amélioré et avec plus de satisfactions.Seguis ahi en la ciudad trabajando??
조센징을 우습게보지마! (`∀`*)
(′∀｀*) 여기는 조센징이 점령한다! 모두 나에게 무릎을 꿇어라!
when i was a high scool student, i saw a traffic accdent in the street. it was very terrible. a little girl crashed into a riding motocycle and she flew over and then fell down. she didn't move and she didn't speak. lt looked like she lost consciousness. when i was a student, i went to famous chinese restaurant with my friends. we were very hungry . so we ordered many dishes in short. i have attemped to bungee jumpping on a trip. but my first attempt came to a failure. i prefer mountain more then ocean especialy at summer. i think climbing mountain is very exciting. いまから じこしょうかいを します さいごに わたしの じこしょうかいを さいごまで きいていただいて ありがとうございました かおりちゃんのピアノ演奏会の時の写真はとても可愛いです。私が見た日本の女の子の中にはかおりちゃんが一番可愛いと思います！啊，我是法学专业的。我爱听的歌就是 ‘月亮代表我的心’Ich kann noch nicht so gut Deutsch, aber ich hoffe, dass du mir bald eine Antwort schreibst. Das Hähnchen, das Sie letztemal ausgegeben haben, hat's mir sehr gut geschmeckt. لن انسى اسرتي المساعددائما و صديقي المهم الى الابد احبك يا جدتي السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته Bien que mon français ne soit pas parfait pour l’instant, je vais accueillir les clients, dans le proche futur, avec mon français bien amélioré et avec plus de satisfactions.Seguis ahi en la ciudad trabajando??
조센징을 우습게보지마! (`∀`*)
(′∀｀*) 여기는 조센징이 점령한다! 모두 나에게 무릎을 꿇어라!
when i was a high scool student, i saw a traffic accdent in the street. it was very terrible. a little girl crashed into a riding motocycle and she flew over and then fell down. she didn't move and she didn't speak. lt looked like she lost consciousness. when i was a student, i went to famous chinese restaurant with my friends. we were very hungry . so we ordered many dishes in short. i have attemped to bungee jumpping on a trip. but my first attempt came to a failure. i prefer mountain more then ocean especialy at summer. i think climbing mountain is very exciting. いまから じこしょうかいを します さいごに わたしの じこしょうかいを さいごまで きいていただいて ありがとうございました かおりちゃんのピアノ演奏会の時の写真はとても可愛いです。私が見た日本の女の子の中にはかおりちゃんが一番可愛いと思います！啊，我是法学专业的。我爱听的歌就是 ‘月亮代表我的心’Ich kann noch nicht so gut Deutsch, aber ich hoffe, dass du mir bald eine Antwort schreibst. Das Hähnchen, das Sie letztemal ausgegeben haben, hat's mir sehr gut geschmeckt. لن انسى اسرتي المساعددائما و صديقي المهم الى الابد احبك يا جدتي السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته Bien que mon français ne soit pas parfait pour l’instant, je vais accueillir les clients, dans le proche futur, avec mon français bien amélioré et avec plus de satisfactions.Seguis ahi en la ciudad trabajando??
조센징을 우습게보지마! (`∀`*)
Submitted by islandgirl on August 20, 2008 - 11:20pm.
Submitted by gnehyu on August 20, 2008 - 11:19pm.
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Piss off. Thanks!!
prick KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
WHO ARE YOU??? shut the fuck up schmuck
(′∀｀*) 여기는 조센징이 점령한다! 모두 나에게 무릎을 꿇어라!
when i was a high scool student, i saw a traffic accdent in the street. it was very terrible. a little girl crashed into a riding motocycle and she flew over and then fell down. she didn't move and she didn't speak. lt looked like she lost consciousness. when i was a student, i went to famous chinese restaurant with my friends. we were very hungry . so we ordered many dishes in short. i have attemped to bungee jumpping on a trip. but my first attempt came to a failure. i prefer mountain more then ocean especialy at summer. i think climbing mountain is very exciting. いまから じこしょうかいを します さいごに わたしの じこしょうかいを さいごまで きいていただいて ありがとうございました かおりちゃんのピアノ演奏会の時の写真はとても可愛いです。私が見た日本の女の子の中にはかおりちゃんが一番可愛いと思います！啊，我是法学专业的。我爱听的歌就是 ‘月亮代表我的心’Ich kann noch nicht so gut Deutsch, aber ich hoffe, dass du mir bald eine Antwort schreibst. Das Hähnchen, das Sie letztemal ausgegeben haben, hat's mir sehr gut geschmeckt. لن انسى اسرتي المساعددائما و صديقي المهم الى الابد احبك يا جدتي السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته Bien que mon français ne soit pas parfait pour l’instant, je vais accueillir les clients, dans le proche futur, avec mon français bien amélioré et avec plus de satisfactions.Seguis ahi en la ciudad trabajando??
조센징을 우습게보지마! (`∀`*)
(′∀｀*) 여기는 조센징이 점령한다! 모두 나에게 무릎을 꿇어라!
when i was a high scool student, i saw a traffic accdent in the street. it was very terrible. a little girl crashed into a riding motocycle and she flew over and then fell down. she didn't move and she didn't speak. lt looked like she lost consciousness. when i was a student, i went to famous chinese restaurant with my friends. we were very hungry . so we ordered many dishes in short. i have attemped to bungee jumpping on a trip. but my first attempt came to a failure. i prefer mountain more then ocean especialy at summer. i think climbing mountain is very exciting. いまから じこしょうかいを します さいごに わたしの じこしょうかいを さいごまで きいていただいて ありがとうございました かおりちゃんのピアノ演奏会の時の写真はとても可愛いです。私が見た日本の女の子の中にはかおりちゃんが一番可愛いと思います！啊，我是法学专业的。我爱听的歌就是 ‘月亮代表我的心’Ich kann noch nicht so gut Deutsch, aber ich hoffe, dass du mir bald eine Antwort schreibst. Das Hähnchen, das Sie letztemal ausgegeben haben, hat's mir sehr gut geschmeckt. لن انسى اسرتي المساعددائما و صديقي المهم الى الابد احبك يا جدتي السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته Bien que mon français ne soit pas parfait pour l’instant, je vais accueillir les clients, dans le proche futur, avec mon français bien amélioré et avec plus de satisfactions.Seguis ahi en la ciudad trabajando??
조센징을 우습게보지마! (`∀`*)
(′∀｀*) 여기는 조센징이 점령한다! 모두 나에게 무릎을 꿇어라!
when i was a high scool student, i saw a traffic accdent in the street. it was very terrible. a little girl crashed into a riding motocycle and she flew over and then fell down. she didn't move and she didn't speak. lt looked like she lost consciousness. when i was a student, i went to famous chinese restaurant with my friends. we were very hungry . so we ordered many dishes in short. i have attemped to bungee jumpping on a trip. but my first attempt came to a failure. i prefer mountain more then ocean especialy at summer. i think climbing mountain is very exciting. いまから じこしょうかいを します さいごに わたしの じこしょうかいを さいごまで きいていただいて ありがとうございました かおりちゃんのピアノ演奏会の時の写真はとても可愛いです。私が見た日本の女の子の中にはかおりちゃんが一番可愛いと思います！啊，我是法学专业的。我爱听的歌就是 ‘月亮代表我的心’Ich kann noch nicht so gut Deutsch, aber ich hoffe, dass du mir bald eine Antwort schreibst. Das Hähnchen, das Sie letztemal ausgegeben haben, hat's mir sehr gut geschmeckt. لن انسى اسرتي المساعددائما و صديقي المهم الى الابد احبك يا جدتي السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته Bien que mon français ne soit pas parfait pour l’instant, je vais accueillir les clients, dans le proche futur, avec mon français bien amélioré et avec plus de satisfactions.Seguis ahi en la ciudad trabajando??
조센징을 우습게보지마! (`∀`*)
Submitted by islandgirl on August 20, 2008 - 11:20pm.
Submitted by gnehyu on August 20, 2008 - 11:19pm.
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Piss off. Thanks!!
prick KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
WHO ARE YOU??? shut the fuck up schmuck
(′∀｀*) 여기는 조센징이 점령한다! 모두 나에게 무릎을 꿇어라!
when i was a high scool student, i saw a traffic accdent in the street. it was very terrible. a little girl crashed into a riding motocycle and she flew over and then fell down. she didn't move and she didn't speak. lt looked like she lost consciousness. when i was a student, i went to famous chinese restaurant with my friends. we were very hungry . so we ordered many dishes in short. i have attemped to bungee jumpping on a trip. but my first attempt came to a failure. i prefer mountain more then ocean especialy at summer. i think climbing mountain is very exciting. いまから じこしょうかいを します さいごに わたしの じこしょうかいを さいごまで きいていただいて ありがとうございました かおりちゃんのピアノ演奏会の時の写真はとても可愛いです。私が見た日本の女の子の中にはかおりちゃんが一番可愛いと思います！啊，我是法学专业的。我爱听的歌就是 ‘月亮代表我的心’Ich kann noch nicht so gut Deutsch, aber ich hoffe, dass du mir bald eine Antwort schreibst. Das Hähnchen, das Sie letztemal ausgegeben haben, hat's mir sehr gut geschmeckt. لن انسى اسرتي المساعددائما و صديقي المهم الى الابد احبك يا جدتي السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته Bien que mon français ne soit pas parfait pour l’instant, je vais accueillir les clients, dans le proche futur, avec mon français bien amélioré et avec plus de satisfactions.Seguis ahi en la ciudad trabajando??
조센징을 우습게보지마! (`∀`*)
(′∀｀*) 여기는 조센징이 점령한다! 모두 나에게 무릎을 꿇어라!
when i was a high scool student, i saw a traffic accdent in the street. it was very terrible. a little girl crashed into a riding motocycle and she flew over and then fell down. she didn't move and she didn't speak. lt looked like she lost consciousness. when i was a student, i went to famous chinese restaurant with my friends. we were very hungry . so we ordered many dishes in short. i have attemped to bungee jumpping on a trip. but my first attempt came to a failure. i prefer mountain more then ocean especialy at summer. i think climbing mountain is very exciting. いまから じこしょうかいを します さいごに わたしの じこしょうかいを さいごまで きいていただいて ありがとうございました かおりちゃんのピアノ演奏会の時の写真はとても可愛いです。私が見た日本の女の子の中にはかおりちゃんが一番可愛いと思います！啊，我是法学专业的。我爱听的歌就是 ‘月亮代表我的心’Ich kann noch nicht so gut Deutsch, aber ich hoffe, dass du mir bald eine Antwort schreibst. Das Hähnchen, das Sie letztemal ausgegeben haben, hat's mir sehr gut geschmeckt. لن انسى اسرتي المساعددائما و صديقي المهم الى الابد احبك يا جدتي السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته Bien que mon français ne soit pas parfait pour l’instant, je vais accueillir les clients, dans le proche futur, avec mon français bien amélioré et avec plus de satisfactions.Seguis ahi en la ciudad trabajando??
조센징을 우습게보지마! (`∀`*)
(′∀｀*) 여기는 조센징이 점령한다! 모두 나에게 무릎을 꿇어라!
when i was a high scool student, i saw a traffic accdent in the street. it was very terrible. a little girl crashed into a riding motocycle and she flew over and then fell down. she didn't move and she didn't speak. lt looked like she lost consciousness. when i was a student, i went to famous chinese restaurant with my friends. we were very hungry . so we ordered many dishes in short. i have attemped to bungee jumpping on a trip. but my first attempt came to a failure. i prefer mountain more then ocean especialy at summer. i think climbing mountain is very exciting. いまから じこしょうかいを します さいごに わたしの じこしょうかいを さいごまで きいていただいて ありがとうございました かおりちゃんのピアノ演奏会の時の写真はとても可愛いです。私が見た日本の女の子の中にはかおりちゃんが一番可愛いと思います！啊，我是法学专业的。我爱听的歌就是 ‘月亮代表我的心’Ich kann noch nicht so gut Deutsch, aber ich hoffe, dass du mir bald eine Antwort schreibst. Das Hähnchen, das Sie letztemal ausgegeben haben, hat's mir sehr gut geschmeckt. لن انسى اسرتي المساعددائما و صديقي المهم الى الابد احبك يا جدتي السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته Bien que mon français ne soit pas parfait pour l’instant, je vais accueillir les clients, dans le proche futur, avec mon français bien amélioré et avec plus de satisfactions.Seguis ahi en la ciudad trabajando??
조센징을 우습게보지마! (`∀`*)
Submitted by islandgirl on August 20, 2008 - 11:20pm.
Submitted by gnehyu on August 20, 2008 - 11:19pm.
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Piss off. Thanks!!
prick KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
WHO ARE YOU??? shut the fuck up schmuck
(′∀｀*) 여기는 조센징이 점령한다! 모두 나에게 무릎을 꿇어라!
when i was a high scool student, i saw a traffic accdent in the street. it was very terrible. a little girl crashed into a riding motocycle and she flew over and then fell down. she didn't move and she didn't speak. lt looked like she lost consciousness. when i was a student, i went to famous chinese restaurant with my friends. we were very hungry . so we ordered many dishes in short. i have attemped to bungee jumpping on a trip. but my first attempt came to a failure. i prefer mountain more then ocean especialy at summer. i think climbing mountain is very exciting. いまから じこしょうかいを します さいごに わたしの じこしょうかいを さいごまで きいていただいて ありがとうございました かおりちゃんのピアノ演奏会の時の写真はとても可愛いです。私が見た日本の女の子の中にはかおりちゃんが一番可愛いと思います！啊，我是法学专业的。我爱听的歌就是 ‘月亮代表我的心’Ich kann noch nicht so gut Deutsch, aber ich hoffe, dass du mir bald eine Antwort schreibst. Das Hähnchen, das Sie letztemal ausgegeben haben, hat's mir sehr gut geschmeckt. لن انسى اسرتي المساعددائما و صديقي المهم الى الابد احبك يا جدتي السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته Bien que mon français ne soit pas parfait pour l’instant, je vais accueillir les clients, dans le proche futur, avec mon français bien amélioré et avec plus de satisfactions.Seguis ahi en la ciudad trabajando??
조센징을 우습게보지마! (`∀`*)
(′∀｀*) 여기는 조센징이 점령한다! 모두 나에게 무릎을 꿇어라!
when i was a high scool student, i saw a traffic accdent in the street. it was very terrible. a little girl crashed into a riding motocycle and she flew over and then fell down. she didn't move and she didn't speak. lt looked like she lost consciousness. when i was a student, i went to famous chinese restaurant with my friends. we were very hungry . so we ordered many dishes in short. i have attemped to bungee jumpping on a trip. but my first attempt came to a failure. i prefer mountain more then ocean especialy at summer. i think climbing mountain is very exciting. いまから じこしょうかいを します さいごに わたしの じこしょうかいを さいごまで きいていただいて ありがとうございました かおりちゃんのピアノ演奏会の時の写真はとても可愛いです。私が見た日本の女の子の中にはかおりちゃんが一番可愛いと思います！啊，我是法学专业的。我爱听的歌就是 ‘月亮代表我的心’Ich kann noch nicht so gut Deutsch, aber ich hoffe, dass du mir bald eine Antwort schreibst. Das Hähnchen, das Sie letztemal ausgegeben haben, hat's mir sehr gut geschmeckt. لن انسى اسرتي المساعددائما و صديقي المهم الى الابد احبك يا جدتي السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته Bien que mon français ne soit pas parfait pour l’instant, je vais accueillir les clients, dans le proche futur, avec mon français bien amélioré et avec plus de satisfactions.Seguis ahi en la ciudad trabajando??
조센징을 우습게보지마! (`∀`*)
(′∀｀*) 여기는 조센징이 점령한다! 모두 나에게 무릎을 꿇어라!
when i was a high scool student, i saw a traffic accdent in the street. it was very terrible. a little girl crashed into a riding motocycle and she flew over and then fell down. she didn't move and she didn't speak. lt looked like she lost consciousness. when i was a student, i went to famous chinese restaurant with my friends. we were very hungry . so we ordered many dishes in short. i have attemped to bungee jumpping on a trip. but my first attempt came to a failure. i prefer mountain more then ocean especialy at summer. i think climbing mountain is very exciting. いまから じこしょうかいを します さいごに わたしの じこしょうかいを さいごまで きいていただいて ありがとうございました かおりちゃんのピアノ演奏会の時の写真はとても可愛いです。私が見た日本の女の子の中にはかおりちゃんが一番可愛いと思います！啊，我是法学专业的。我爱听的歌就是 ‘月亮代表我的心’Ich kann noch nicht so gut Deutsch, aber ich hoffe, dass du mir bald eine Antwort schreibst. Das Hähnchen, das Sie letztemal ausgegeben haben, hat's mir sehr gut geschmeckt. لن انسى اسرتي المساعددائما و صديقي المهم الى الابد احبك يا جدتي السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته Bien que mon français ne soit pas parfait pour l’instant, je vais accueillir les clients, dans le proche futur, avec mon français bien amélioré et avec plus de satisfactions.Seguis ahi en la ciudad trabajando??
조센징을 우습게보지마! (`∀`*)
Submitted by islandgirl on August 20, 2008 - 11:20pm.
Submitted by gnehyu on August 20, 2008 - 11:19pm.
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Piss off. Thanks!!
prick KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
WHO ARE YOU??? shut the fuck up schmuck
(′∀｀*) 여기는 조센징이 점령한다! 모두 나에게 무릎을 꿇어라!
when i was a high scool student, i saw a traffic accdent in the street. it was very terrible. a little girl crashed into a riding motocycle and she flew over and then fell down. she didn't move and she didn't speak. lt looked like she lost consciousness. when i was a student, i went to famous chinese restaurant with my friends. we were very hungry . so we ordered many dishes in short. i have attemped to bungee jumpping on a trip. but my first attempt came to a failure. i prefer mountain more then ocean especialy at summer. i think climbing mountain is very exciting. いまから じこしょうかいを します さいごに わたしの じこしょうかいを さいごまで きいていただいて ありがとうございました かおりちゃんのピアノ演奏会の時の写真はとても可愛いです。私が見た日本の女の子の中にはかおりちゃんが一番可愛いと思います！啊，我是法学专业的。我爱听的歌就是 ‘月亮代表我的心’Ich kann noch nicht so gut Deutsch, aber ich hoffe, dass du mir bald eine Antwort schreibst. Das Hähnchen, das Sie letztemal ausgegeben haben, hat's mir sehr gut geschmeckt. لن انسى اسرتي المساعددائما و صديقي المهم الى الابد احبك يا جدتي السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته Bien que mon français ne soit pas parfait pour l’instant, je vais accueillir les clients, dans le proche futur, avec mon français bien amélioré et avec plus de satisfactions.Seguis ahi en la ciudad trabajando??
조센징을 우습게보지마! (`∀`*)
(′∀｀*) 여기는 조센징이 점령한다! 모두 나에게 무릎을 꿇어라!
when i was a high scool student, i saw a traffic accdent in the street. it was very terrible. a little girl crashed into a riding motocycle and she flew over and then fell down. she didn't move and she didn't speak. lt looked like she lost consciousness. when i was a student, i went to famous chinese restaurant with my friends. we were very hungry . so we ordered many dishes in short. i have attemped to bungee jumpping on a trip. but my first attempt came to a failure. i prefer mountain more then ocean especialy at summer. i think climbing mountain is very exciting. いまから じこしょうかいを します さいごに わたしの じこしょうかいを さいごまで きいていただいて ありがとうございました かおりちゃんのピアノ演奏会の時の写真はとても可愛いです。私が見た日本の女の子の中にはかおりちゃんが一番可愛いと思います！啊，我是法学专业的。我爱听的歌就是 ‘月亮代表我的心’Ich kann noch nicht so gut Deutsch, aber ich hoffe, dass du mir bald eine Antwort schreibst. Das Hähnchen, das Sie letztemal ausgegeben haben, hat's mir sehr gut geschmeckt. لن انسى اسرتي المساعددائما و صديقي المهم الى الابد احبك يا جدتي السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته Bien que mon français ne soit pas parfait pour l’instant, je vais accueillir les clients, dans le proche futur, avec mon français bien amélioré et avec plus de satisfactions.Seguis ahi en la ciudad trabajando??
조센징을 우습게보지마! (`∀`*)
(′∀｀*) 여기는 조센징이 점령한다! 모두 나에게 무릎을 꿇어라!
when i was a high scool student, i saw a traffic accdent in the street. it was very terrible. a little girl crashed into a riding motocycle and she flew over and then fell down. she didn't move and she didn't speak. lt looked like she lost consciousness. when i was a student, i went to famous chinese restaurant with my friends. we were very hungry . so we ordered many dishes in short. i have attemped to bungee jumpping on a trip. but my first attempt came to a failure. i prefer mountain more then ocean especialy at summer. i think climbing mountain is very exciting. いまから じこしょうかいを します さいごに わたしの じこしょうかいを さいごまで きいていただいて ありがとうございました かおりちゃんのピアノ演奏会の時の写真はとても可愛いです。私が見た日本の女の子の中にはかおりちゃんが一番可愛いと思います！啊，我是法学专业的。我爱听的歌就是 ‘月亮代表我的心’Ich kann noch nicht so gut Deutsch, aber ich hoffe, dass du mir bald eine Antwort schreibst. Das Hähnchen, das Sie letztemal ausgegeben haben, hat's mir sehr gut geschmeckt. لن انسى اسرتي المساعددائما و صديقي المهم الى الابد احبك يا جدتي السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته Bien que mon français ne soit pas parfait pour l’instant, je vais accueillir les clients, dans le proche futur, avec mon français bien amélioré et avec plus de satisfactions.Seguis ahi en la ciudad trabajando??
조센징을 우습게보지마! (`∀`*)
Submitted by Sheeps on August 20, 2008 - 11:46pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on August 20, 2008 - 8:45pm.
This multilingual fucker is vermin, eh?
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Not only is it multilingual, it's also cunning.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by islandgirl on August 20, 2008 - 11:20pm.
Submitted by gnehyu on August 20, 2008 - 11:19pm.
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Piss off. Thanks!!
prick KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
WHO ARE YOU??? shut the fuck up schmuck
Submitted by islandgirl on August 20, 2008 - 8:45pm.
This multilingual fucker is vermin, eh?
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Announcing new perfume: Mall Smell(R) by Sheeps
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by Sheeps on August 20, 2008 - 11:42pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on August 20, 2008 - 8:20pm.
Submitted by gnehyu on August 20, 2008 - 11:19pm.
Piss off. Thanks!!
Canadians: Invariably polite.
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Announcing new perfume: Mall Smell(R) by Sheeps
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son of a bitchson of a bitchson of a bitchson of a bitchsuck
Submitted by Sheeps on August 20, 2008 - 11:42pm.
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Thanks, awfully.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by islandgirl on August 20, 2008 - 8:20pm.
Submitted by gnehyu on August 20, 2008 - 11:19pm.
Piss off. Thanks!!
Canadians: Invariably polite.
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Announcing new perfume: Mall Smell(R) by Sheeps
um Michael K, yes they do shave it all down there... in between, nut sack, ass the lot! i used to date a swimmer and he and his team mates were always bald.
Submitted by gnehyu on August 20, 2008 - 11:19pm.
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Piss off. Thanks!!
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
차마 이 조용한 사이트에서 도배를 내뱉기엔 내 양심이 너무 커다래! 제길. 이쯤에서 물러나주마!
(′∀｀*) 여기는 조센징이 점령한다! 모두 나에게 무릎을 꿇어라!
when i was a high scool student, i saw a traffic accdent in the street. it was very terrible. a little girl crashed into a riding motocycle and she flew over and then fell down. she didn't move and she didn't speak. lt looked like she lost consciousness. when i was a student, i went to famous chinese restaurant with my friends. we were very hungry . so we ordered many dishes in short. i have attemped to bungee jumpping on a trip. but my first attempt came to a failure. i prefer mountain more then ocean especialy at summer. i think climbing mountain is very exciting. いまから じこしょうかいを します さいごに わたしの じこしょうかいを さいごまで きいていただいて ありがとうございました かおりちゃんのピアノ演奏会の時の写真はとても可愛いです。私が見た日本の女の子の中にはかおりちゃんが一番可愛いと思います！啊，我是法学专业的。我爱听的歌就是 ‘月亮代表我的心’Ich kann noch nicht so gut Deutsch, aber ich hoffe, dass du mir bald eine Antwort schreibst. Das Hähnchen, das Sie letztemal ausgegeben haben, hat's mir sehr gut geschmeckt. لن انسى اسرتي المساعددائما و صديقي المهم الى الابد احبك يا جدتي السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته Bien que mon français ne soit pas parfait pour l’instant, je vais accueillir les clients, dans le proche futur, avec mon français bien amélioré et avec plus de satisfactions.Seguis ahi en la ciudad trabajando??
조센징을 우습게보지마! (`∀`*)
Submitted by James Haven on August 20, 2008 - 7:30pm.
James Haven is in NOLA. There are houses to build and who do you think is buildin' them?
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You mean Bratty Braddy isn't getting his little hands full of splinters rebuilding NOLA all by himself? I'm totally shocked!!!!
BTW: Have you been to any of the wonderfully eerie Cities of the Dead in and around NOLA?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Hey, now...where's JLo's Corn Flakes box?
Michael Phelps is my favorite player. By the way, I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said he is only intersted in dating wealthy young women on that site.
I like it natural down there. Even when a dude trims with scissors and thinks he's keeping it real, I look at it and it looks like it has an HGTV bitch's haircut. You can always tell when a pubic hair shape has been altered. Or atleast I can. Maybe that's my superpower.
Oh, shit....now I'm wanting some gold foiled covered chocolate coins. Fuck. I've earned 'em!
*standing on hamper* *holding little sock monkey fists in the air* *cue national anthem*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 20, 2008 - 10:57pm.
I think MP waxes.
I'm near SF, can I come to LA for a Mary Kay special?
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James Haven is fortunate that he is not a hairy kinda guy. Infact his last girlfriend had more body hair then he did!
Of course you can come for a MK special, however, James Haven is in NOLA. There are houses to build and who do you think is buildin' them?
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by James Haven on August 20, 2008 - 7:25pm.
I think MP waxes.
I'm near SF, can I come to LA for a Mary Kay special?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Phelps shaves his armpits too? That makes James Haven feel better! He thought he was the only one who did that!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Oh come on people, JLo is indeed someone who should get some props for the new fitness standard, she may not be an athlete but she can can liposuck anyone she hangs out with. Me thinks anyone that hangs out with that bitch losses either all his body fat or all hisr charisma. Tony the tiger has nothing on her.
his arm looks really really weird to me....
"...all that I can say..."
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 20, 2008 - 9:57pm.
@LCT,
Will you bring some Mountie Boots for JH to wear at the slumber party?
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If he's ok getting girl humped by everyone or having a lot of pictures taken, then sure!
And good idea Jamsey. A slumber party sounds magical.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
"I would even use them to make extremely ghetto nachos. I would sprinkle shredded cheese on top of a bowl of Corn Flakes and microwave that shit."
Those aren't ghetto, those are some shelter/soup kitchen nachos.
Or pothead recipes, in a pinch.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.