Breakfast Of Champions

That person who won a bunch of trophies at that one contest in China is on the new box of Corn Flakes. He will also be on the box for Frosted Flakes in September. He's already said that Frosted Flakes is his favorite cereal in the world.

This has apparently pissed off a few nutritionists. They're upset because Frosted Flakes has three times the sugar as Wheaties and only a third of the fiber. They think he should be on the cover of a Wheaties box instead. What do they know? They need to sit in a big bowl of Frosted Flakes and shut the hell up.

I don't eat Corn Flakes anymore, but I used to be addicted to that shit. I would eat them with everything. I would even use them to make extremely ghetto nachos. I would sprinkle shredded cheese on top of a bowl of Corn Flakes and microwave that shit. Mmmm...I could go for a bowl right now.

On another note, since Michael Phelps shaves his pits, does that mean he waxes his dolphin fin area too? No pubies on a dude always freaks me out. I don't like to rumble in the jungle, but I like a little something down there.

Posted by: Michael K

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PHELPS!!!

Submitted by laopinion on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 10:39pm.

HIS BIG EARS seem to have ben totally photoshopped by kellog,s - is that a side effect ?
they totally cut a chunk of his ears out !!
Hysterics!!!

Submitted by cerulean on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 4:24pm.

Phelps should be selling boxes of 'roids, not cereal. poppin those are how he won all those gold medals afterall :)

Submitted by Alex222 on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 12:36pm.

I like when a man is hair free.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 10:02am.

Submitted by KD on August 21, 2008 - 6:42am.
Is that even spam, or just someone being retarded? Since I can't read any of it, even the english, I don't know.
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I couldn't tell either but I reported it to be on the safe side. Spam or not, it's indescribably annoying.

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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08

Submitted by KD on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 8:42am.

Is that even spam, or just someone being retarded? Since I can't read any of it, even the english, I don't know.

Anygay, do people still eat wheaties? I don't remember seeing them in a while, but then, I don't really eat cereal.

Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 8:29am.

With his training routing, he probably needs those extra carbs. How else would you cram 10,000 calories a day into your body without some "extra" sugar?

Submitted by Ma Nom on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 8:25am.

speaking of frosted flakes, i went to a mexican restaurant in roanoke, va, and the fried ice cream was a scoop of ice cream covered in frosted flakes. i shit you not.

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Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 8:10am.

Swimmers have to shave their while bodies or else they'll get drag. I had to shave mine all the time when I was a swimmer, it sucked. I stopped at shaving my arm hair though. Zero arm hair weirds me out unless you have Robin Williams arm hair, then please mantain that sh-t.

Here we go. Next month Phelps will be EVERYWHERE!

Frosted Flakes is delicious. Wheaties has zero sugar, we're Americans we need sugar. And I don't like having to add my own sugar to cereal. I hated rice crispies because I had to sit there adding my own sugar and then once you get to the bottom, the milk is just big clumps of sugar. How the hell could I drink the milk at the end? You see, problems.

No thanks, I'll stick to the sugared stuff.

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"Oh lord, please help our athletes bring home the gold, enough gold so we can melt it down and buy back our economy from the Chinese". - Stephen Colbert

Submitted by 4QueenAndCountry on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 8:04am.

that photo makes him look like he has a midget arm

Submitted by gnehyu on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 7:02am.

GOOD☆★ morning.☆★☆★ HAHAHA

Submitted by browning on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 6:17am.

Michael Phelps is my favorite player. By the way, I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said he is only intersted in dating wealthy young women on that site.

Submitted by rachel on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 3:13am.

AND I THOUGHT I WAS BAD FOR SPAM! LOL

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