Babies! Babies! Babies! Babies!

Well...atleast Jen is married. I swear...i am SICK of these unmarried folk thinking they can handle having babies. I have this friend who is mad at me now because when she told me she was pregnant, i wasnt happy for her. She thought that because i had two kids of my own that i would just be thrilled that she is joining the mommy club. She is unmarried...not doing so great with the father of the baby...but she thinks she can handle it. All i can think is...she had unprotected sex with some douchenozzle and she wants me to be happy for her?? BAH!! I'm becoming the scrooge of baby-making. I know how hard it is to raise kids...and mine are only 3-1/2. I've got a lonnnnnng way to go still. lol.

Sorry for the rant. :D

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I see your Schwartz is as BIG as mine!! -Dark Helmet

Oddly enough it does not make me want to have a baby. Maybe if I was rich...obviously these people can have babies, they're all millionaires!

Your face!

Why does Jennifer Garner make me so sick?

I just want to fucking slap her little smirky, self-satisified face.
Mind I don't like Ben Affleck either, but still... he IS tolerable.

Garner reminds me of how SMUG Reese Cup Witherspoop used to be when she was married to Ryan Phillippe, all, "my parents were married for years, and so are Ryan's, and we come from good families, so of course we're going to be married forever." VERY holier-than-thou. Bitch. look what happened...

I feel like this is going to happen here, too, and I don't know why. Ms Garner is too smug for my tasties...

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not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."

Thanx Oxy-baby...........

HEY!!!!!!!! You lying Ho-Bag..........you're not really preggo?!?!?!?! Why I outta....

~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~

~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~

bye PSL, I did not evn get to chat with you today! have fun at the movie!
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"Blame it on the London air!"

Submitted by Oxygen on August 20, 2008 - 4:23pm.
OKAY...I didn't want to tell you all this...BUT I'M PREGNANT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

VooDooVixen...Thanks but I was totally kidding. I was getting on the band wagon like everyone else. I would never have anymore children. They do GROW UP....

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Lemme guess...Jen is having twins too???

Its like the COOLEST!!!!

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I see your Schwartz is as BIG as mine!! -Dark Helmet

PSL...Have fun in 3D

VooDooVixen....Happy Belated Birfday Lion Girl.

Bye all...I must drive my pretend pregnant self home now.

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Congrats Oxgyen....better you than me!

~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~

~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~

I have a feeling jim uses Dlisted as a substitute for his therapy sessions. That's a great idea, jim!

Oxygen- congrats! I think..

Submitted by Hekki on August 20, 2008 - 4:22pm.
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Thanks! Is Ben Affleck even still alive?! Something in the milk ain't clean as MK would say.....

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"Watch my love, Ed Westwick, being his usual dirty self"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3LyOVbrw9M

ah, I'm out of here- I get to go see the soon to be classic movie "Fly Me To The Moon" in 3-D....yay me!

have a good afternoon all....

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"Blame it on the London air!"

OKAY...I didn't want to tell you all this...BUT I'M PREGNANT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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Submitted by islandgirl on August 20, 2008 - 12:11pm.
That's it! I am officially off the water.

*stocks up on Stoli*

heehee islandgirl
I hear ya, I have to go get a few cases of Black cherry vanilla effen vodka, no babies wanted here!

GIG, a crispy Chard DOES sound good right about now.

And I don't know, I only had the one kid. Being preggo is hard on the bladder period!

*does Kegels*

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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."

Well I for one am DONE and will not be contributing to the baby population ever again. I love babies, but then they GROW UP!!!!!!! I think having kids is way overrated!

~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~

~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~

Submitted by QueenCharisma: "Congrats to her! She obviously enjoys single mommyhood."

Srolling down, reading the comments, I didn't think there would be anything funnier than jim's post. I was WRONG. Pithy, accurate and funny as hell!

She looks really sick. Is it just the big lips making her look like that? They used to seem proportionate.

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Submitted by islandgirl on August 20, 2008 - 3:17pm.
Your Mom Ate th... on August 20, 2008 - 4:16pm.
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Your Mom, something tells me Jim doesn't give a fuck. Perhaps not even a flying one.

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Oh, I know...

And I lovesit! :)

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

Submitted by mike on August 20, 2008 - 1:19pm.

I thought she and Affleck were on the outs?

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don't you know having a baby always saves a marriage?

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I'll idealize, and realize that it's no sacrifice because the price is paid;
And there's nothing left to grieve..... Fuckin' go-
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Submitted by islandgirl on August 20, 2008 - 3:11pm.

That's it! I am officially off the water.

*stocks up on Stoli*

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I'm sticking with Chardonnay. And I'm no expert, but should she picking up a kid while preggo? That's got be a bitch on the bladder.

i think Jim has expressed my feelings on this topic. thanks Jim.

I thought she and Affleck were on the outs?

Your Mom Ate th... on August 20, 2008 - 4:16pm.
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Your Mom, something tells me Jim doesn't give a fuck. Perhaps not even a flying one.

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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."

Hey, Violet looks like a very happy child, in comparison to other celeb kids. Good for them.

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I'll idealize, and realize that it's no sacrifice because the price is paid;
And there's nothing left to grieve..... Fuckin' go-
-Fiona Apple "Get Gone"

Submitted by jim on August 20, 2008 - 4:15pm.
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Bwahahahaha!!!!

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"Watch my love, Ed Westwick, being his usual dirty self"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3LyOVbrw9M

Submitted by jim on August 20, 2008 - 3:15pm.
WHO GIVES A FUCK! WHO GIVES A FUCK! WHO GIVES A FUCK! WHO GIVES A FUCK! THEY ARE SOMEONE ELSE'S FUCKING KIDS WHO GIVES A FLYING STUFFED PUERTO RICAN IN THE CORNER AFTER HE IS DEAD WHILE HE STINKS UP THE ROOM FUCKING SHIT!!

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Don't hold back, Jim--tell us how you really feel.

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

Babies are extraordinarily lucrative publicity Machines. I mean, Joan Crawford for Christ's sake.

God, everything is Joan Crawford today

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BWahahahahahaa @jim!!! Too effing funny=))

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

As long as it's them and not me, I'm alright. Unless MK changes his mind and agrees to father a BIG BUTT MOM baybay. I'll sacrifice myself for that. ;)

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WHO GIVES A FUCK! WHO GIVES A FUCK! WHO GIVES A FUCK! WHO GIVES A FUCK! THEY ARE SOMEONE ELSE'S FUCKING KIDS WHO GIVES A FLYING STUFFED PUERTO RICAN IN THE CORNER AFTER HE IS DEAD WHILE HE STINKS UP THE ROOM FUCKING SHIT!!

Let's throw them all on an island and have a Lord of the Flies enactment.

Lemme guess...twins?

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

That's it! I am officially off the water.

*stocks up on Stoli*

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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."

Congrats to her! She obviously enjoys single mommyhood.

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"Watch my love, Ed Westwick, being his usual dirty self"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3LyOVbrw9M