Ricky Martin Is A Father
What in Clay Gayken hell is this shit all about?! Ricky Martin's publicist has confirmed that he's the father of twin boys! This came out of nowhere!
Ricky's new babies were born a few weeks ago with a little help from a surrogate mother and a turkey baster. You know Gayken is sitting somewhere, rocking his new baby, rolling his eyes and saying, "Girl, please! Don't try it!"
Ricky's spokeswhore issued this statement: "The children, delivered via gestational surrogacy, are healthy and already under Ricky's full-time care. Ricky is elated to begin this new chapter in his life as a parent and will be spending the remainder of the year out of the public spotlight in order to spend time with his children."
Um...hasn't he been out of the public spotlight for at least 5 years? Seriously, babies are just popping out left and right! This is obviously the thing to do. Maybe I should get one of those baby things? Naw. I don't like baby vomit in my martinis.
Congrats to Ricky! I can't wait to hear what he named them. If he didn't name one of them "Escandalo," I'm going to slap him with a rubber vagina. And you know that shit would gross him out.
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Island girl- Culo would be a great name! EScandalo y Culo. Two of Ricky's favorite things, I'm sure!
Man, my spelling has been really wack lately. I think I need a vacation or something!
Submitted by Sluttsville on August 20, 2008 - 12:40pm.
the 13 yr old I take care of would beat your ass for that comment! lol
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I'll idealize, and realize that it's no sacrifice because the price is paid;
And there's nothing left to grieve..... Fuckin' go-
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okok, its the end of the day and my brain is slowing rapidly... i got it.. he's never publicly said Im Fucking Gay but this kind of confirms it?
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He still denies being gay....or atleast thats what other site are saying.
YEAH RIGHT ENRIQUETTA!!!
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I see your Schwartz is as BIG as mine!! -Dark Helmet
Submitted by snowpiece on August 20, 2008 - 3:39pm.
he looks like a priest here at first glance.
this reminds me of an old joke.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her as an altar boy.
Ricky and Anderson Cooper would be a hwat couple.
IDK, is Ricky "out"?
I mean, my Captain Crunch decoder ring cracked that one but has he come out out?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Damn. Babies are hotter than Manolo's and Louboutin's these days. I would caution these celebs against tossing the babies in the back of the closet when they get tired of them, though. Child Protective Services frowns on that.
i guess this pretty much confirms it.
Gay for him!
Submitted by Aubrey04 on August 20, 2008 - 3:31pm.
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That's what I'm saying. But I guess he doesn't have to officially make an announcement of his gayness now since this pretty much says it all.
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"Watch my love, Ed Westwick, being his usual dirty self"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3LyOVbrw9M
Submitted by missy on August 20, 2008 - 12:39pm.
question: is he out?
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He obviously wasn't "in" [her] since the kidlets were produced by "gestational surrogacy".
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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You know that Zac Efron has his finger on his chin thinking "hmmmm, I wonder if the Disney insurance will cover the turkey basting costs".
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
gay man...priest....same thing
Father Martin ROTFL
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
I don't want a new baby, but I'm an old fag. A Licensed Professional Homosexual. IF I decide to hop on the baby as accesory train, I want a sixteen year old girl, one who grew up in a dark cave perhaps, who stays out of the way and gives me her paycheck. She would be allowed some joy, of course. Whatever it is she likes to do with her "off time" is fine with me, as long as she doesn't have friends over.
islandgirl on August 20, 2008 - 3:37pm
Mee TOO!
OLE!
♥ u.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
question: is he out?
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
he looks like a priest here at first glance.
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"Blame it on the London air!"
Thanks for the link, Bradi. I shook my culo to that song on more than one occasion!
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
did he name them Vido y Loco?
Ooh...MK! Hi!....thanks for letting me be a runner-up weiner in the caption this contest yesterday! :D
On Topic:
Didnt Ricky have this blond beard for a lonnnnng time that he said was his "best friend" in the whole world or something. Nothing is mentioned about her...hmm...
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Escandelo and Pandejo? Or Imbécil. And then Ricky can call him Becky.
So does this mean Ricky has a partner maybe, who was ready to start a fam? I guess I respect him for being so under the radar with all this, but still... I'm offended he didn't tell me. I thought we were friends.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmwzEhwScug
It's like a jolt of caffeine.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
How about Vida and Loca? considering that one song was his claim to fame!
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I'll idealize, and realize that it's no sacrifice because the price is paid;
And there's nothing left to grieve..... Fuckin' go-
-Fiona Apple "Get Gone"
Michael K is here.......... hello, we love you!
"The children, delivered via gestational surrogacy, are healthy and already under Ricky's full-time care."
He rented a uterus? Meh? Well...the big question...was IVF???????
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Why doesn't he come out of the closet already? It's not that scary - from what I hear. But at least he was smart about picking his baby's mama -- and using a SURROGATE, rather than a beard.
That can get ridiculously costly. Speaking of beards, did you guys see that Chris Kattan is getting a divorce after 8 weeks of marriage?
I thought he had adopted two beautiful little Indian girls a few years ago. I could have sworn he took them with him to some awards show.
Felicidades Ricky.
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She bangs, she bangs, with a turkey baster, she bangs.
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Nacho and Libre.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
He'll probably name them Loca and Bon Bon
Wait Rickyyyyyy, dont shake your Bon Bon!!!
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Hmm .. he must still be da shizz in Mexico or South America ... got enough cash stashed to hire a surrogate mamasita, however!
Wha-, wha- WHAT!?
Wait a cotton pickin' minute, Ricky Martin?
Ricky Martin.
Ricky Fucking Martin is a father of twins.
Oh my gay.
(Ok, I'll say this much, I loved Livin' La Vida Loca and She Bang, that shit still makes me get up and shake my ass.)
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Ok, he had them through a surrogate mother? ok, that proves he's gay right?????
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Ummm....What the fuck?
So he too couldnt stand to actually stick his peen in a va-jay-jay and conceive the old-fashioned way?? So he IS gay then...right?
I'm sorry...but as a mom of twins, it pisses me off how these damn celebrities are just having them left and right and SWEARING that they didnt have IVF. It insults me and my natural twin-producing genes!!!!! I guess in this case it WAS IVF..but still...EVERYONE has twins now. Its become a fad. pffft!
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Escandalo and Aye Papi
Enfuego Martin has a ring to it
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Escandalo & Sucio!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
What the fuckity fuck is this news? He should be singing "vuelve" as he is standing sideways checking out his ass in a mirror not taking care of babies. And how strange is it that they dont mention the mother once. It sounds like he paid some bitch to sign away the kiddies.
escandalo and caliente would be hot ass names.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
I didn't know men could get pregnant from anal?
Why is everyone having babies!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?
Yes! Churro is fucking perfect.
Oh MK I love when you are here. It makes my girly parts tingle and yours too, I bet!
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"Blame it on the London air!"
Out of the public spotlight? I forgot he existed. Why hasn't he come out of the closet yet? I guess he doesn't have to... *shrugs*
Escalando and Churro, perfect names!
Hola MK ♥
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Huh? What man is going to be "Mommy"?
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I'll idealize, and realize that it's no sacrifice because the price is paid;
And there's nothing left to grieve..... Fuckin' go-
-Fiona Apple "Get Gone"
I would have his bebes, I lusted for him in his GH days.
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"Blame it on the London air!"
ESCANDALO Yeah, since JLo fucked that up, I'm hoping Ricky does the right thing.
Escalandooooooooo wooo hoo, that was supposed to be Jlo's baby's name! lmao
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"Blame it on the London air!"
Wow, that was random! Congratulations??
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Father to a poo baby?
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?