Ricky Martin Is A Father
What in Clay Gayken hell is this shit all about?! Ricky Martin's publicist has confirmed that he's the father of twin boys! This came out of nowhere!
Ricky's new babies were born a few weeks ago with a little help from a surrogate mother and a turkey baster. You know Gayken is sitting somewhere, rocking his new baby, rolling his eyes and saying, "Girl, please! Don't try it!"
Ricky's spokeswhore issued this statement: "The children, delivered via gestational surrogacy, are healthy and already under Ricky's full-time care. Ricky is elated to begin this new chapter in his life as a parent and will be spending the remainder of the year out of the public spotlight in order to spend time with his children."
Um...hasn't he been out of the public spotlight for at least 5 years? Seriously, babies are just popping out left and right! This is obviously the thing to do. Maybe I should get one of those baby things? Naw. I don't like baby vomit in my martinis.
Congrats to Ricky! I can't wait to hear what he named them. If he didn't name one of them "Escandalo," I'm going to slap him with a rubber vagina. And you know that shit would gross him out.
Thanks Ali
ShareThis
Thank you Queen C, at least we can come here to agree to disagree.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
girl cheese at least they were straight, did it make you run out and eat some pussy because they drank and got a divorce?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I wonder who his "hubby" is.
Yeah, you're right, whatever your name is - better to have a set of straight parents that are alcoholics and fight all the time & get divorced
Fuck you and go suck a gay guys cock and stick your tongue down his but hole while you are at because you think it's great but for a gay to raise babies. ronnyk on August 20, 2008 - 4:46pm.
You know nothing about me. MK is gay,really, oh, my god, so what does that mean? I shoulddn't enjoy his site becuase he's smart and snarky in his postings. ONe thing has nothing to do with other. He didn't mention he was having a baby and still I would be disgusted if he did so. I like to watch two men sucking cock and fucking each other but having babies is a no, no for me. What the fuck everything can't be ok to do. Society just shoves down your throat and say it's ok. Like when the man shoves his cum down your throat and you say yes to swallowing it or no and spit it out.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
snowpiece
It worked when I was in domincan republic, basically any poor neighborhood will practically give you a baby for a chance at a better life, im not sure about paperwork I will ask my mom about it, and get back to you
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Geez Louise...you would think that any good fa-mo would announce his nuptials before he done got a baby via Slurpee.
I'm pissed at this. Can you imagine the bachelor parties we're missing? Ricky pulling a Chippendale's dancer thong off with his teeth? A pap with a pic of that could have bought Belgium with the motherlode that would have brought in, and still have change left over for at least one of the Windward Islands.
You are one stupid mother fucker. You post on a site ran by a gay man and say this shit?
Fuck you homophobic pig.
==================================================
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on August 20, 2008 - 12:16pm.
I'm sorry, but that is disgusting when a gay guy have babies.
That is not a stable home to live in, grow up in, and a lifestyle to be in.
The lifestyle of a gay person will it rub over to the baby as it grows up and think that is good?
''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.'' - Patsy Stone
Ok Ricky, I can understand wanting to go through the turkey baster for that fine man, but for Clay eeewww !
Who the hell wakes up one morning and says "'I want Clay Aiken's ''Chucky'' baby?
-----------------------------------------------------
Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Nothing says I'm Out of the Closet more than children born to a gestational surrogate. I guess he didn't want to go through the motions like MJ and call some homely woman his baby mamam and fake marry her. Or get someone close like Clay Aiken, it is only a matter of time before his baby mama will cause some drama. Rick don't now and don't care who is baby mama is. No lawsuits for him.
livin la vida loca!!!!
Submitted by snowpiece on August 21, 2008 - 5:33am.
Submitted by Mopa on August 21, 2008 - 5:37am.
Next you gonna tell me Nathan Lane, Kevin Spacey, and Liberace are gay too?
Ay Santa Shauna Sands, not my Ricky Martin (REEKY MARRRTIN) (in a heavy PR accent ) LOL
-----------------------------------------------------
Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Ricky Martin is weird, is he gay or what? I thought he was married to this blonde chick, but it didn't work out cause they were both busy with their "careers". Ricky must still be singing in Latin America but not in the U.S. at all. Sort of like Chayanne.
Your face!
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on August 20, 2008 - 4:30pm.
_________________________________
I kind of agree with you on the bisexual/DL lifestyle point, but we'll just have to agree to disagree on the rest.
******************************************
"Watch my love, Ed Westwick, being his usual dirty self"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3LyOVbrw9M
Submitted by miso-horny on August 20, 2008 - 3:33pm.
Well, I learned my lesson back in the early 80's when Wham! was big and I thought, come hell or high water, George Michael and I were going to get married one day.
Once I finally got my gaydar up and running, I've had a 100% success rate.
The moral of my story? Ricky Martin is as gay as George Michael.
y.u.m.m.y.
Submitted by snowpiece on August 21, 2008 - 5:33am.
Luvs u 2 snowy LOL!!!
-----------------------------------------------------
Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
MISO: NAIVE!!!!! lol kisses!! ;)
****************************1/20/09
"Blame it on the London air!"
Okay call me naive, but when has he ever said he was gay? Maybe he wanted to have babies without all the baby mama drama.
-----------------------------------------------------
Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Now these should be some good looking kids.
''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.'' - Patsy Stone
Congrats Ricky!
I hope these twins look just like him so they can grace the planet with hotness!
Now I just have to wait 18 years. . .
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on August 20, 2008 - 4:16pm.
_________________________________
Sorry, that argument doesn't fly. I've got a cousin who grew up with two dads and didn't grow up gay. He's straight as an arrow. Being raised by two people of the same sex doesn't make someone want to be gay, homosexuality is not something that "rubs off" on somebody.
*******************************************
"Watch my love, Ed Westwick, being his usual dirty self"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3LyOVbrw9M
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on August 20, 2008 - 1:16pm.
I'm sorry, but that is disgusting when a gay guy have babies.
------------
Homophobic much?
Gay people have JUST as much right to have a family as straight people. Your comment is fucked up. Ick.
**************************************************
I'll idealize, and realize that it's no sacrifice because the price is paid;
And there's nothing left to grieve..... Fuckin' go-
-Fiona Apple "Get Gone"
Another set of wonder twins!
There is a new army of wonder offspring that are so much better than us all.
thank god future generations will have something to base their lives on. Hope is not lost.
M
www.reluctantwhore.com
www.cafepress.com/reluctantwhore
I'm sorry, but that is disgusting when a gay guy have babies.
That is not a stable home to live in, grow up in, and a lifestyle to be in.
The lifestyle of a gay person will it rub over to the baby as it grows up and think that is good? It's one thing to be "born" gay with straight parents and "know" that your different but seeing that lifestyle everday, I feel the child is going to think this ok since the foundation was structured that way. Will they teach him boy girl realtions, boy boy relations. It's difficult enough to find a straight man in this age what is going to happen in 20 years with next generation?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 20, 2008 - 12:49pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 20, 2008 - 12:36pm.
I see your Schwartz is as BIG as mine!! -Dark Helmet
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Space Balls is on its way to my mailbox
Yippee!!!!!
------------------
YAY!!!!
"Who are you?"
"Barf!"
"Not in here, this is a Mercedes!"
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
I see your Schwartz is as BIG as mine!! -Dark Helmet
yepyepyep I live in NY and I want to adopt a Latin American baby. I am not even kidding. Can you give me any info on this?
****************************1/20/09
"Blame it on the London air!"
Submitted by loozer on August 21, 2008 - 2:58am.
Livin' La Vida Bambinos
Imagine the lullabies he sings them:
Shake Your Rattle-Rattle, He Burps, Bottle of Life etc.
loozer, OMG, LOL He Burps!!! hahahahahahahhahahaa
****************************1/20/09
"Blame it on the London air!"
Submitted by Karen Flatts on August 20, 2008 - 3:55pm.
______________________________________
Ok...what does that have to do with the fact that he's gay?
********************************************
"Watch my love, Ed Westwick, being his usual dirty self"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3LyOVbrw9M
Submitted by Sheeps on August 20, 2008 - 2:52pm.
I had some gestational surrogates at my house this weekend and they ate and drank me blind.
**
*giggling*
sheeps♥
_____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Livin' La Vida Bambinos
Imagine the lullabies he sings them:
Shake Your Rattle-Rattle, He Burps, Bottle of Life etc.
*************************************************
When tryin' to untangle
The Jingle from the Jangle
It's easy if you listen with your heart.
Sing Me, Sing Me, Sing Me...
Submitted by Karen Flatts on August 20, 2008 - 3:55pm.
Based on the comments, a coupke of you seemed to have missed (skimmed over) this part of the post:
"Ricky's spokeswhore issued this statement: "The children, delivered via gestational surrogacy,..."
That's where they mention the "Mother", folks.
------------------
By "Mother" you don't mean someone he porks do you?
-------------------
Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
@ Sheeps COCHINO! bwahahaha
Edited to LMAO @ Gaybies!
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Gaybies OMFG!! *Falls off chair*
(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸♥¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯)
Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
HAHAHA! Escalando... tee hee.
Is he going to be sharing custody with his live-in boyfriend?
-------------------
Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Based on the comments, a coupke of you seemed to have missed (skimmed over) this part of the post:
"Ricky's spokeswhore issued this statement: "The children, delivered via gestational surrogacy,..."
That's where they mention the "Mother", folks.
well congrats or whatever, but what is with all the babies popping out all over, damn.
the NEW it accessory!
Gaybies everywhere!!!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Having kids to prove your straight? Poor kids.
~♥~Meet Christina Aguilera September 2nd from 2 -5:30/6pm at Macy’s Herald Square store, Manhattan!~♥~
I blame Paris Hilton for this... Her having herpes & bad sex tapes has scared them all gay...
Ki Ki Dallas
I had some gestational surrogates at my house this weekend and they ate and drank me blind.
who the hell does he think he is fooling? You would have to be in a fucking coma not to know he is gay.
So, I guess Ricky is basically coming out of the closet, too....
Clay and Ricky would make a cute couple. Hee!
***************************************************
WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 20, 2008 - 12:36pm.
I see your Schwartz is as BIG as mine!! -Dark Helmet
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Space Balls is on its way to my mailbox
Yippee!!!!!
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
LoLo come back--
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong
And I just can't live without you!♫
gay!...that's all i have...
_____________________________________________
the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
Congrats Ricky. So when's your reality show "My So-Called Gay (As In Happy) Life" airing???
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
http://www.myspace.com/oxygen162
So, so gay.
In latin countries is cheap to hire people, 2x people gave their kids to my mom
its easy to adopt, specially if you have a passport and live in NY (where money grows in trees!!)
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
I never figured Ricky Martin would pull a Jacko and buy some kids. Please don't make the babies wear veils, Rick.
Twins are not easy to care for...theres a lot of planning involved. It sickens me knowing that these stupid hollyweirdos are lining up at the IVF clinic to get theirs like they are fucking accessories! I am insulted! I work hard to care for my two boys...thats why i come to Dlisted to get my frustrations out! whew!
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
I see your Schwartz is as BIG as mine!! -Dark Helmet