Spaghetti Cat Is Taking Over Television!
The mystery of today's "Hot Slut of the Day" has been solved! Spaghetti Cat made his debut on "The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet" last week during a serious discussion about binge drinking. At the time, the show never explained why they suddenly cut to Spaghetti Cat and then cut back to the show.
A spokesbitch for Fox said it wasn't a mistake. They explained to Fishbowl that it was completely intentional. The rep said, "What you saw was our new bleep photo. When someone says something inappropriate we're going to use something like that. You're going to see a lot more of those in the future." Love this shit. It still won't make me watch "The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet," but it's a genius idea.
Fox needs to take it a step further. They should only show Spaghetti Cat's picture 24/7. Better than some of the crap they have now. Shit, every station should only show his picture all day, every day.
He's already become my computer's wallpaper, my screensaver, my iPhone's wallpaper and I'm thisclose to getting his surprised face tattooed on my ass. Don't tempt me.
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Oh my. I must go give a big presentation now that I was supposed to give this morning but no one showed up because they SUCK. But I'm not bitter >>. WISH ME LUCK!
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It's mah last day at work, beetches! CELEBRATE WIFF MEH! *dances*
That cat is one sexy bitch
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Sometimes, you just need a "Fuck it" Day.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 20, 2008 - 11:54am.
Spaghetti Kitti looks more sad that there's no saw.
"I can haz soss now pleez?"
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"Eatn Pasghetti: Yr doin it rong!"
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
This will be the newest LOLcat on Icanhascheezburger.com. Trust me on this one.
P.S. That always struck me as a veeery odd internet meme. But fuckin' cute as hell!
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It's mah last day at work, beetches! CELEBRATE WIFF MEH! *dances*
Submitted by Pers on August 20, 2008 - 12:45pm.
Do kittehs like spaghetti?
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My Mooseboy kitteh does, but he likes it with sauce, and would stick a spork in my eye if I dared attach anything to his paw :)
He does this weird thing of always poking his paw into his water dish repeatedly, like he's drinking the water from his paw, but then he starts lapping water normally, so I don't get it. I tried to make him stop, for about the first year and a half. (I thought he'd outgrow it)
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Haha, if they censored inappropriate words in their morning show with pictures of La Paquena, PP, and Amy Wino I'd watch every day!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
He's so cute & fuzzy he deserves some sauce plus a few extra meatballs:)
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Spaghetti Kitti looks more sad that there's no saw.
"I can haz soss now pleez?"
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Submitted by Salem13 on August 20, 2008 - 1:51pm.
Hes like "bitch where the fuck is my sprok? You know I don't have any thumbs!"
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ROFFLE!!! OMG You KNOW that is what this cat is thinking :D
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 20, 2008 - 12:48pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 20, 2008 - 1:14pm.
Well, I guess that's true. I would make a similar face if someone served me sketti without the sauce. I would look at the bowl, and then my eyes would get big and confused and I'd look at the waiter. Truth.
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O yeah! Maybe that's what he's asking: "What? No sauce?" (Seriously, it should have been me that invented lolcatz because I spend the better part of my day vocalizing animal emotions. I'm THAT cool!)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Hes like "bitch where the fuck is my sprok? You know I don't have any thumbs!"
Aww he's so sweet. We need a gallery with him, the really fat cat and Dreamy's poor crack kitty and all the other hot slut pussies that have been featured on Dlisted!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Spaghetti Cat should be named the "bleep roll" for all shows.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by angel_i on August 20, 2008 - 1:14pm.
Well, I guess that's true. I would make a similar face if someone served me sketti without the sauce. I would look at the bowl, and then my eyes would get big and confused and I'd look at the waiter. Truth.
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It's mah last day at work, beetches! CELEBRATE WIFF MEH! *dances*
they should use some of wino's cracked out pix you post all over dlisted as their "bleep spots". but then again, those are more offensive than any dirty word...
I want that cat! I can feed it spaghetti all day and I can rub its belly and cuddle with it all night.
Do kittehs like spaghetti?
LOL, when I saw that on The Soup last week, that shit cracked me up.
Team Spaghetti Kitteh Forever!
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"Asshole . . . get that down or else you better pawn your cat because you'll need the money!" Tricia Walsh-Smith: Patroness of Angry Divorcés
Yes, the bleep photo. Makes purrrrrrfect sense.
Spaghetti Cat is dominating my life as well. I've spent the morning teaching my cat, who looks just like SC, to eat with utensils. It is not going well, and I'm losing a lot of blood...
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
lmfao..I just posted on the other s.c. post..but I can't stop laughing! That damn cat is too cute!
Submitted by FatMartha on August 20, 2008 - 12:42pm.
Marry me, Sketti Kitteh! I love your surprised ass!!
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LOL! Is that surprised?
To me, it looks like he's saying; "WTF? You know I'm a CAT, right? You know, CAT food, num nums, that kinda stuff...?"
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Marry me, Sketti Kitteh! I love your surprised ass!!
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It's mah last day at work, beetches! CELEBRATE WIFF MEH! *dances*
Spaghetti Kitty is so sexy.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Sure, genius idea until they start flashing: BUY GATORADE up there, instead. You know they will.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
That's cute! They could also use pictures of babies dressed in pumpkin Halloween costumes, and footage of an old woman firing a revolver into the loungeroom TV of a retirement home.
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I can't help it if your sister is just prettier.
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