Wednesday, August 20th 2008
The Saddest Horsey In The World
Just look at what the sad horse dragged in! It's America's least favorite shameless hooker! I'm surprised Kristy Likes Cocks' album cover isn't a picture of her in an American flag bikini, holding two semi-automatic weapons with "kill the terrorists" flags shooting out of her coochie. And the label really should have went with her original album title: "Kristy Likes Jesus!"
This bitch has the audacity to pose with a weepy horse after she sent her last one to the glue factory in order to pay for her trip to the "American Idol" audition! That poor horse on the cover is thinking, "Why can't she just end my misery by sending me to the same butcher she sent her last horse to?!"
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This looks eighties or early nineties!
That's a terrible album cover for anyone. TERRIBLE.
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I think I need a prison in order to dream of being free.
Has anyone been to the AI tour this year?
Has Artichoke's balls dropped yet?
Fuck Kristy Cock, she's a saddle burned cum hole.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
i am ashamed of buying "8 days a week" song that she bombed... soooooo sorry!
It's all 'bout Meeh...
Blake Lewis should have won. Jordin Sparks is such an annoying twat, hate her voice, her songs, everything about her is just over the top cheesefest. Now, Blake nor Melinda will get the chance to launch their careers, which have gone nowhere, but with Idols backing they could have done more. Such a shame. And as far as this country bitch, PLEASE, carrie underwood your not. With her tiny little eyes, zero personality, and unoriginal sounding voice shes gonna go nowhere quick. The horse does look miserable, she obviously must have sung him some of her tunes.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
credited with the most genius line on american idol:
"i can blow you out of your socks and you know it!"
She's still alive? Wha? Wha?!
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
wait for it PETA's comments on horse abuse because she is ridding him
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Poor Horsey!!!
Look at him, he's so damned embarrassed!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Why Wait? Why Wait? I'll tell you why wait.... because, because.... shit I don't know. Somebody help me.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on August 20, 2008 - 12:57pm.
I hope the horse took a huge dump while they were photographing this cover.
I don't know why, but the thought makes me smile....
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It made me giggle like a school girl. Like this! Heeeeheeee.
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It's mah last day at work, beetches! CELEBRATE WIFF MEH! *dances*
This is the kind of cover you find covered in dust and rat feces at the bottom of a forgotten box at a junk store. With the cd missing of course.
Who the hell is this douche anyway?
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Surfing the apocalypse.
I hope the horse took a huge dump while they were photographing this cover.
I don't know why, but the thought makes me smile....
Thank god I never watched AI. I got all my updates from MK. Good enough.
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The writing on that album cover looks like it was stenciled & colored in by a 2nd grader.
And on a completely unrelated topic, I just noticed that the horse is wearing a snaffold bit. That is the same kind of bit we use on one of our horses. Interesting. (not really)
I think it says a lot about her character that she was willing to sell her "beloved" horse in order to get on American Idol...
why wait Crusty? do sexy times with that horsie NOW!
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"Blame it on the London air!"
Why Wait Kristy? Kill yourself NOW.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
P.S. I hate when people use horses, dogs, cats, etc. as posing instruments. They are LIVING creatures, honey. You've probably never sat on one a day in your life. Stop acting like you ride 'em every day.
P.S.S. None of of drape ourselves across our horses, thanks (unless it's after a show). We do not want to do sexytimes with them, unlike you, you Carrie Underpants wannabe.
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It's mah last day at work, beetches! CELEBRATE WIFF MEH! *dances*
Is this country music? I haven't watched AI for eons.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Thanks Missy!
She was the most annoying piece of shit ever on American Idol, and that show brought us:
Simon Cowell
Paula Abdul
Randy Jackson
Clay Aiken
Sanjaya
William Hung
Taylor Hicks
Justin Guarini
Katherine McPhee
Carrie Underwood
and the list goes on...
Awwwwww!! That pony looks like mine! <3 Only not as chestnut-y.
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It's mah last day at work, beetches! CELEBRATE WIFF MEH! *dances*
I've always wanted a horse :( I think horses are the most beautiful creatures on the planet.
haha banjo i was gonna say the same thing....
(cool avatar!)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
she thinks she's gonna be the next Carrie Underwears. Yo, Crusty Lee, Carrie WON! and didn't suck ass like you.
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"Blame it on the London air!"
The horse does look quite sad. Poor thing.