The Cheeto Diet Really Works!
If Brit Brit can lose 12 pounds in 30 days from only eating Cheetos, Frapps, Valium, Diet Shasta and Lexapro then so can I!
Brit Brit is on the cover of OK! Magazine this week (AGAIN) and she reveals how she "got her body back." It's always strange to me when people say that. Where did her body go? Possessed by Starbucks!
Brit Brit claims she lost the weight from (ready for this?) exercising and eating healthy. Cheeto, please! The day Brit Brit starts eating healthy is the day the entire snack food industry crumbles into the ground.
She said, "My diet has a lot to do with my getting into shape. I have no sugar. I don't eat fruit or even fruit juice because of the sugar. I eat chicken and salmon and rice. I eat avocados. I'll have egg whites for breakfast and sometimes turkey burgers for lunch. I try to do just 1,200 calories a day. It may sound like it's not much, but it's actually a lot of food if you eat the right things." Translation: She drinks 1 Frapp and eats a handful of Cheetos a day. That's about 1,200 calories right there. Instead of scarfing down 12 Cheetos at once, she sucks on one at a time. They last longer that way. I'm not joking. I do that. It works!
She also spends 10-minutes a day playing "Dance Dance Revolution." That's her exercise.
P.S. - OK! Magazine should really change their name to "50 Cents Less Than People!"
P.P.S. - Here's a clip from the olden days of Brit Brit declaring her love for her cheese god. Cheeeeeetos! Skip to 1:33.
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Avacados are actually really good for you...NO you shouldnt sit around and eat several of them during a day. But some slices of it once in awhile is really really good for your skin and hair....its a good fat.
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It always amazes me when I see old clips of Britney how she was so much less of a hick back then. More articulate, less of a drawl. Shouldn't it work the other way? That you become more "polished" as you get older?
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My question is if she's performing at the VMAs, will she bother to show up for rehearsals? Or is she going to sleepwalk through it again, like last year?
Lip syncing and lumbering around on stage like Frankenstein's monster, does NOT a good performance make. But it IS comedy gold.
I gotta see this mag in person. I'll bet they even airbrushed her bitten toenails.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Well she's a bit shorter than me, but i would say that my body is like Brits. Minus the cheeto eating....ACK! I hate those little cheesy things...:P
I never thought she was FAT...it was just that she has such bad taste in clothes and never knew how to dress her body appropriately...hence she always looked a HOT MESS.
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@LCT and FatMartha:
Thanks, sweets:) I just wanted to say it because I tend to agree...snarking on Brit can turn into fat hating which is ridiculous because she never really got fat (not that there's anything wrong with fat people either - jolly, yes? I also think chub can be pretty sexy if it's played right) - just bloated and fugly. And then she danced in her underwear on international television. And then she lost her kids. And then she got FUGLIER! And then...well, you know what happened. But it's not cool when bitching about the BritBitch turns into mass body dysmorphia, that's true.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
"50 Cents Less Than People!" I love it!
FatMartha - I get you babe, as I was reading some of the other comments it became clear what you were saying...
Shitters' weight is the last thing she should be criticised about.
A size 8 is NOT fat. A size 12 doesn't even mean you're fat.
DO NOT EVER compare yourself to shitters in any way. She is far more repulsive than you will ever be I GUARANTEE IT!
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"P.S. - OK! Magazine should really change their name to "50 Cents Less Than People!"
Haha! Totally in agreement with that! It would make me start buying it instead of trying to get all my gossip info here!
And what's with Brittany eating Avocados? They're really fattening! Maybe she's rubbing it on her face and if part of it touches her mouth then it's her food?
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iHeartHaters on August 20, 2008 - 12:09pm
And no busted boots either, that's at least 5lbs right there.
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awwwww did you watch the clip. Little innocent Brit Brit. I will say her body looks good here but who knows if there is anything real about it.
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Submitted by missy on August 20, 2008 - 12:35pm.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 20, 2008 - 11:01am.
Hah, okay, that probably wasn't the best choice of words. I'm pretty fucking shallow, too. Like I said in my response to angel_i, I just am tired of people raggin' on this girl because of her "non-perfect" body, because not only does she have quite a nice body (imo) but because it makes some other readers (i.e. me) feel kinda pooey.
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Avocados are a fruit, Brit Brit.
snowpiece on August 20, 2008 - 12:06pm
I think she got lost at Boot Move Camp.
BCAW WHERE ARE YOU???????????
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As a resident "skinny D-Lister", I'd like to mention that I have never called her fat. I do not think she is fat. If anything, I pick on the stumpiness of her legs and huge calves, but I did that when she was in her best shape too....:)
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Submitted by missy on August 20, 2008 - 11:59am.
dude, right around the 2:00 minute mark, theyre talking about some prize and who its going to go to and they list Stevie Wonder and all the girls go "noooo!!!" and groan and shit.
I wanted to reach in my 'puter and slap a beesch!!!!
Shitters shouldt even be allowed to say Stevie's damn name!!!
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For the first time I'm glad I have no sound on my work computer to hear this kind of fuckery, because just reading that filled me with hot rage. She has NO business disrespecting my Stevie like that.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 20, 2008 - 10:06am.
Yeah, her new stank ass weave is only about 4 lbs :P
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
I want that photoshop diet. No starving, no excercise...just illusion. PERFECT!
FatMartha
When you see a size 8 girl in the mall, do you go "HEY FATTY, WANT SOME CHEETOS???"
I would if she was parading around on a stage in her fucking underwear in a drug induced haze for the whole world to see like Brit did on the last VMA awards. Calm down guys, it's only a celeb blog.
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If she isn't fat they why were these pics doctored to make her look smaller? Yell at the magazine cause no one here airbrushed that shit, LOL
Her chunky arms actually have a shape...this isn't a plain photo. It's majorly brushed.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by angel_i on August 20, 2008 - 12:04pm.
Just so y'all know - I never thought she was SO fat. It's just that she doesn't take care of herself and that's, like, her ONLY job. And then she lies. That's what bothers me.
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It's not you, angel deary. There's a difference between snarking on Brit simply because she's filthy versus saying she and anyone larger than her is an obese sperm whale.
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Submitted by FatMartha on August 20, 2008 - 9:01am.
Give me a fucking break - all of you need to stop being so shallow. God damn.
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Submitted by angel_i on August 20, 2008 - 12:34pm.
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That wasn't at all directed at you, hon. I just get tired of people acting like she's a beached whale when I'm probably three sizes bigger than she is. Just kinda pisses me off. I apologize if you took that personally. ><
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Look, I would LOVE to credit her with anything at this point, but this ain't her REAL body.
This portrayal of "a" body looks fine, but this isn't Shitney's figure.
Ima guessing part of the twelve pounds was her old stank ass weave.
Where is BCAW these days????
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Submitted by FatMartha on August 20, 2008 - 11:01am.
Give me a fucking break - all of you need to stop being so shallow. God damn.
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uhm, have you read dlisted?
youve got to be fuckin kidding me with that shit
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Submitted by FatMartha on August 20, 2008 - 12:02pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 20, 2008 - 12:29pm.
Do any of the resident skinny DListers want to comment on how fucking fat she still is and make the rest of us without a perfect body feel like shit again?
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Just so y'all know - I never thought she was SO fat. It's just that she doesn't take care of herself and that's, like, her ONLY job. And then she lies. That's what bothers me.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
I know it isn't her in this pic, but did they even interview Brit-Brit? Sounds like a whole different animal talking.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 20, 2008 - 12:01pm.
Christ, people are so shallow. Her body was never "gone." Okay, so she wasn't a size 2. She was a 6 or so - HORROR OF HORRORS.
People, seriously. Like I've said before when you've ridiculed her so-called "fatness" - she has a body many women would die for. People fight HARD to lose weight and look like she does. I have worked my ass off to lose between 4 and 8 lbs (depending on the day) this summer and I'm nowhere near as nicely figured as her. When you see a size 8 girl in the mall, do you go "HEY FATTY, WANT SOME CHEETOS???" NO, you don't. You probably don't even give that girl a second glance.
Give me a fucking break - all of you need to stop being so shallow. God damn.
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WELL SAID. I'm getting quite tired of people in here saying she's a fucking whale while I'm sure a vast majority of us are the same size or bigger. I think she's looking fucking amazing considering the past year.
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GDit! She probably won't suck at the VMAs either! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO THE WORLD?????
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I do give her some credit though - she's looking alot better than a few short months ago. At least her bathing suit covers up bits.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 20, 2008 - 12:29pm.
Do any of the resident skinny DListers want to comment on how fucking fat she still is and make the rest of us without a perfect body feel like shit again?
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THANK YOU. (see previous post)
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It's mah last day at work, beetches! CELEBRATE WIFF MEH! *dances*
Holy Photo-Chop, Fatman!
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OK! Magazine should really change their name to "50 Cents Less Than People!" hahahahaha
Or "BS!"
Tommygirl "playing" Mr. mom? Isn't that oxymoron or something?
Anyway...Brit the world still saw your nasty blood stained panties you will never be hot again no matter how much weight you lose.
PS. So, what the hell happened to all these friends she used to have?
PPS. If she's working out so much and taking only 1200 calories a day she should get that weight back in no time!
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Oh please, the main thing she was doing was lipodissolve and exercising.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Christ, people are so shallow. Her body was never "gone." Okay, so she wasn't a size 2. She was a 6 or so - HORROR OF HORRORS.
People, seriously. Like I've said before when you've ridiculed her so-called "fatness" - she has a body many women would die for. People fight HARD to lose weight and look like she does. I have worked my ass off to lose between 4 and 8 lbs (depending on the day) this summer and I'm nowhere near as nicely figured as her. When you see a size 8 girl in the mall, do you go "HEY FATTY, WANT SOME CHEETOS???" NO, you don't. You probably don't even give that girl a second glance.
Give me a fucking break - all of you need to stop being so shallow. God damn.
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It's mah last day at work, beetches! CELEBRATE WIFF MEH! *dances*
1. I'd rather eat Cheetos than salmon.
*Yucky face*
2. She's a lying sack of shit.
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dude, right around the 2:00 minute mark, theyre talking about some prize and who its going to go to and they list Stevie Wonder and all the girls go "noooo!!!" and groan and shit.
I wanted to reach in my 'puter and slap a beesch!!!!
Shitters shouldt even be allowed to say Stevie's damn name!!!
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She said, "My diet has a lot to do with my getting into shape. I have no sugar.
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LIE-TELLER! She eats white bread and drinks Sunkist and Frapps. EVEN I have seen her do that!
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Yeah right Brit. Your diet consists of lipo and photoshopping.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
She lost 12lbs in 30 days when
she lost custody of her 2 little
spuds, they're easily 12lbs combined.
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Damn, she's looking sexy times! I almost want to smell her like she's a big tasty corn dog!
Do any of the resident skinny DListers want to comment on how fucking fat she still is and make the rest of us without a perfect body feel like shit again?
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"Blame it on the London air!"
P.S. - OK! Magazine should really change their name to "50 Cents Less Than People!"
Yes! And with 50% more whores!
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She's eating rice, though? Maybe brown rice. White rice is a no-no on most low-carb/low-GI diets.
The CheetoShop diet.
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3 pounds a week is hardly astounding. You would drop to 2 pounds a week after the first month though.
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More like, the Photoshop diet. I've seen the other pictures of her in that same bikini--she had those big 'ol tree trunk legs.