The Cheeto Diet Really Works!
If Brit Brit can lose 12 pounds in 30 days from only eating Cheetos, Frapps, Valium, Diet Shasta and Lexapro then so can I!
Brit Brit is on the cover of OK! Magazine this week (AGAIN) and she reveals how she "got her body back." It's always strange to me when people say that. Where did her body go? Possessed by Starbucks!
Brit Brit claims she lost the weight from (ready for this?) exercising and eating healthy. Cheeto, please! The day Brit Brit starts eating healthy is the day the entire snack food industry crumbles into the ground.
She said, "My diet has a lot to do with my getting into shape. I have no sugar. I don't eat fruit or even fruit juice because of the sugar. I eat chicken and salmon and rice. I eat avocados. I'll have egg whites for breakfast and sometimes turkey burgers for lunch. I try to do just 1,200 calories a day. It may sound like it's not much, but it's actually a lot of food if you eat the right things." Translation: She drinks 1 Frapp and eats a handful of Cheetos a day. That's about 1,200 calories right there. Instead of scarfing down 12 Cheetos at once, she sucks on one at a time. They last longer that way. I'm not joking. I do that. It works!
She also spends 10-minutes a day playing "Dance Dance Revolution." That's her exercise.
P.S. - OK! Magazine should really change their name to "50 Cents Less Than People!"
P.P.S. - Here's a clip from the olden days of Brit Brit declaring her love for her cheese god. Cheeeeeetos! Skip to 1:33.
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Submitted by angel_i on August 20, 2008 - 5:32pm.
Amen!!
Teenage girls (even young girls) are being feed an unhealthy view of how they should look by people like Unfitney & the media. OK, Unfitney's been in better shape, but's she not 300lbs!
The media has GOT TO STOP this idea that to be sexy you HAVE to be skinny. So mnay yopung woman hate their curves, it's disgusting. Curvey woman are sexier & look more healthy than most of these skinny skanks. If only young woman would wake up to that.
~♥~Meet Christina Aguilera September 2nd from 2 -5:30/6pm at Macy’s Herald Square store, Manhattan!~♥~
Submitted by Green Is Good on August 20, 2008 - 11:54am.
Comingback must be taking his/her meds, goddamnit. This thread would be like throwing chum into shark infested waters.
"You can't stop her boot clap with a butt slap!"
"Green Beans and Tennis ball cans!"
Maybe if we all think hard enough, Comingback will return to his/her sluts.
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WOW CAN NOT EVEN BELIEVE CAUSE STOP HER WHEN MOMS ARE HERE OR MAYBE EVEN STACK ON SLUT STACKS PROBABLY AND CHOCOLATE DRINKS DON'T MEAN TOILET TIME GOD!
Comingback where are uuuuuuuuuuuuuu?
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Submitted by M.E. on August 20, 2008 - 11:50am.
Green is Good...Thank you for refreshing my memory of that filth.
I am no longer hungry.
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I've discovered Brit's REAL diet secret. She's whips out those nasty photos. Ha ha ha!!!
Fat calves! There is nothing to be done about those...when I weighed 115 at 5'4" I still had FAT CALVES...my calves were literally wider than my thighs (I have really thin thighs).
Back to Britney...I slag on her filthiness and sloppiness and stupidity (not her calves).
Unfitney's "diet" plan.
12pm - Wake up, eat 4 bags of cheetos, with 1 frapp.
1pm - Get dressed. Shower. (eat chips while getting dressed)
2pm - Eat 6 bags of Cheetos for breakfast, wash down with 3 Frapps (have maid get them)
3pm - change outfit.
3.30pm - Lunch. 12 chocolate bars, 12 bags of cheetos (large packs), as many frapps as you can drink. Also have fries, burgers (any greasy will do)
4pm - go to Ballys to "work out". If you don't feel up to pretending - shop instead. (Remember change outfit every so often)
5pm - call up ex's & beg for sex (or grab an employee that is not busy) (outfit chnage)
5.30pm - cheeto & frapp break.
8pm - 11pm - dinner. Anything goes, just gorge until you puke. (change outfit)
12am - binge on wine, cry over Justin timberlake, call children to say goodnight. (not every night though, just when you can be arsed to.) (change outfit)
1-4am Google yourself. make fake internet ID's and go on blogs calling everyone who hates you "jells haters". Dont' forget to change your outfit at least twice.
6am - sleep.
Repeat daily.
Unfitney's top tip! When the annoying little brats - I mean darling children visit, skip the sex part for Ballys. Make sure bra - kids are in bed by 9. (Oh ad y'all better get up early too)
Don't forget - vist Vegas every 3/4 weeks (are go on a mini vaccy some where not in the states) for lipo to stay slim. Make sure the paps are being wel paid (with the odd blow job every now & then) to make sure the photo shop you good!
~♥~Meet Christina Aguilera September 2nd from 2 -5:30/6pm at Macy’s Herald Square store, Manhattan!~♥~
Comingback must be taking his/her meds, goddamnit. This thread would be like throwing chum into shark infested waters.
"You can't stop her boot clap with a butt slap!"
"Green Beans and Tennis ball cans!"
Maybe if we all think hard enough, Comingback will return to his/her sluts.
Sugarshit, I never have anything nice to say about Shitney.
LEAVE ME ALONE!
Green is Good...Thank you for refreshing my memory of that filth.
I am no longer hungry.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 20, 2008 - 11:45am.
Speaking as someone with stumpy legs and huge calves I can tell you that no amount of diet and exercise is going to change that. That there is genetic and here to stay.
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GD it!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 20, 2008 - 12:45pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 20, 2008 - 9:10am.
As a resident "skinny D-Lister", I'd like to mention that I have never called her fat. I do not think she is fat. If anything, I pick on the stumpiness of her legs and huge calves,
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Speaking as someone with stumpy legs and huge calves I can tell you that no amount of diet and exercise is going to change that. That there is genetic and here to stay.
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Yeah, dude. And my legs are strong - I wouldn't say I have huge caves but my quads are bigger than most. People either love them or take one look at them and say: What's with the legs? No shit - that's happened a few times.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by luckycharms on August 20, 2008 - 9:38am.
I have the magic weight loss secret: Keep your mouth shut and permanetely shut unless you are really hungry, and then eat just enough so you are not hungry anymore. And then don't eat again until you are really hungry.
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Having just lost 16 pounds I can say ITA, however, don't wait until you are REALLY hungry. Gauge your hunger using the HUNGER - SATISFACTION SCALE (HSS)
10: Stuffed to the point of feeling sick (Thanksgiving full!)
9: Very uncomfortable, tired
8: Uncomfortably full
7: Feel you have eaten just a little bit too much
6: Comfortable, satisfied [stop eating]
5: Just noticing the first signs of hunger [slow down, if eating]
4: Hungry, ready to eat [Eat at this point]
3: Very hungry
2: Extremely hungry, irritable
1: Starving, can't concentrate, dizzy
It's called Intuitive Eating and it works.
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LoLo come back--
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong
And I just can't live without you!♫
Ok! is starting to disgust me as much as damn as those ass-kissing fools People. Please. It's plainly obvious her people have some sort of deal with them. Be nice to poor Brit and she'll give 'em some exclusives.
She doesn't "eat fruit or even fruit juice" because of sugar? But she can down a Sunkist (which before some smart ass asks, it was not diet. The diet cans are white) and follow it up with some Cheetos plus some damn white bread?! Come on, Brit, get real. Liar, liar fucking pants on fire.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 20, 2008 - 9:10am.
As a resident "skinny D-Lister", I'd like to mention that I have never called her fat. I do not think she is fat. If anything, I pick on the stumpiness of her legs and huge calves,
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Speaking as someone with stumpy legs and huge calves I can tell you that no amount of diet and exercise is going to change that. That there is genetic and here to stay.
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LoLo come back--
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong
And I just can't live without you!♫
Submitted by M.E. on August 20, 2008 - 12:34pm.
But that is her priority, body, career, love (fuck buddy).
Oh, and she doesn't have it all back, right after those pics were taken we all saw photo's of her frap bloat again.
Lie teller, no sugar? WTF do you think is in a Frappachino and the whip cream? She HAS (FACT) been shot with one of those in her hands just a few days ago.
This bitch does nothing BUT lie.
Fuck her.
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Do you fucking EVER have ANYTHING nice to say about ANYONE? My God!
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Submitted by snowpiece on August 20, 2008 - 12:36pm
ugh, i just saw the story of this poor girl the other day. Old creepy "doctor" not only kept her for seven years, after they did some DNA tests... well, guess was. His "marriage" to the poor girl was consumated. Eww story of the day.. now back to Spaguetti Cat! yay!
excuse while i go buy a Costco sized Cheeto bag and a super double Venti Frapp. Double the whip, please.
I wonder how much she paid OK! to airbrush her gut. It seems having x17 kissing her HUGE ass wasn't enough.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Ha! It should say: "50 Cent Whores!"
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on August 20, 2008 - 11:32am.
Submitted by Green Is Good on August 20, 2008 - 10:30am.
*crying for the toilet times of yesteryear*
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Boot moves, toilet bats, God DAMN I miss that shit!
Salmon is one of the fattier types of fish, rice turns into sugar after ingested, and when she says she eats chicken she's probably referring to Popeye's. She'd be better off eating fruit.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by luckycharms on August 20, 2008 - 10:38am.
Very true, plus you have to get off your ass & exercise. They don't say "diet & exercise" for nothing folks!
I forgot to add: treat yourself once in a while. Deprivation isn't the answer either.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by No Words on August 20, 2008 - 12:33pm.
Snowpiece...
I lurves ya, but your avie is making me sick!
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Is it a real dead person?
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
I have the magic weight loss secret: Keep your mouth shut and permanetely shut unless you are really hungry, and then eat just enough so you are not hungry anymore. And then don't eat again until you are really hungry. That is the big, magical secret that people have collectively paid billions of dollars for. Forget carbs, forget fats, it is calories in, calories out. Even a retard can figure that out. The only thought process that comes in is making sure you get enough protein and carbs. And take a multivitimen.
Thanks, snowpiece...change is good! (-:
(that whole story made me ralph)
Okay...another point...12lbs in 30 days?? I would say that all a person has to do to lose that much weight is start drinking TONS of water. No other types of drinks...just water. You'll lose that much just shedding your water-bloat alone...and in a much shorter amount of time than 30 days. That and if she really is only on 1200 calories a day AND doing cardio she would have lost more than that...and again, in a shorter amount of time than 30 days. Her body was always ripped before, and the body remembers those things and snaps back quickly. This story just seems a bit FAKE.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Green Is Good ; ahhhh memories...good times
No Words: I know, she's getting a bit ripe, eh? Ineed to change her out for someone a little less rotted.
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"Blame it on the London air!"
Submitted by Green Is Good on August 20, 2008 - 8:21am.
Yippee! Unfitney got her body back!
Not her KIDS, but her body. Yep, she's got her priorities straight.
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But that is her priority, body, career, love (fuck buddy).
Oh, and she doesn't have it all back, right after those pics were taken we all saw photo's of her frap bloat again.
Lie teller, no sugar? WTF do you think is in a Frappachino and the whip cream? She HAS (FACT) been shot with one of those in her hands just a few days ago.
This bitch does nothing BUT lie.
Fuck her.
Snowpiece...
I lurves ya, but your avie is making me sick!
She must have some cardio machines at home or something...because those few videos they got of her at Ballys, all she did was walk slowly on the treadmill for a few minutes and then leave. No sign of actually working out...it was strange.
I get to the gym and kick my ass! I dont get much time to be there so i get down to work...no foolin around. I've got an In-n-Out double double to burn off!!! ;P
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 20, 2008 - 12:28pm.
ENOUGH!
Stop with the weight loss crap.
We, the public, know that you cheat & use lipo Unfitney. Drop the act already.
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And photoshop! because, please bitch! I JUST saw her with her kids and she didn't look like that. You know the first time I really noticed that photoshopping shit was years ago when Shakira had no ass in a poster - I thought: hmm...did she lose weight? But no - that can't be right, her body is NEVER shaped like that in performance....
It's disgusting that they do that - especially when you consider their main market is teenage girls who are just do fey to know any better. Then we end up with whole generations of women who can't NEVER be happy with their bodies - why? Because you can't photashop reality. Yeesh!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
how brit lost 12 lbs in 30 days? er..photoshop?
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
Submitted by Green Is Good on August 20, 2008 - 10:30am.
*crying for the toilet times of yesteryear*
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Photoshop!
She isn't FAT, she is filthy dirty, and flabby, and bloated, and selfish, and spoiled, and self-entitled, and stupid...
Submitted by FatMartha on August 20, 2008 - 12:29pm.
@LCT: Oh my jeeze! I am actually going to the zoo after I get off work today. They have two koalas her at the Indy Zoo on loan from San Diego. I'm really excited - those things are fuckin' adorable!
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WOOOHOOOOO! Give one a big smooch for me.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
In case anybody wanted to stroll "Puke Your Guts Out" Lane:
http://www.popcrunch.com/britney-spear-bloody-pad-photos-britney-spears-...
@LCT: Oh my jeeze! I am actually going to the zoo after I get off work today. They have two koalas her at the Indy Zoo on loan from San Diego. I'm really excited - those things are fuckin' adorable!
@Snowpiece: Yes! It is my last day. And I am fucking over this place. I was going to give a presentation today to a group of twelve people in the company, and not a damn one of them showed up! I was PISSED OFF. How rude is that? Oh well, it's their problem that they're douchebags, not mine. Woot!
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It's mah last day at work, beetches! CELEBRATE WIFF MEH! *dances*
Submitted by snowpiece on August 20, 2008 - 12:27pm.
LCT: it was too much to bear, she just stuffed some tissues up her holey fishnets and kept on rolling.
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If she even did that... that picture just gives me the heebers.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
ENOUGH!
Stop with the weight loss crap.
We, the public, know that you cheat & use lipo Unfitney. Drop the act already.
~♥~Meet Christina Aguilera September 2nd from 2 -5:30/6pm at Macy’s Herald Square store, Manhattan!~♥~
That's all true. I guess I just imagined Brittany eating them like Cheeto's. All messy and stuff.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on August 20, 2008 - 11:17am:
"Avacados are actually really good for you...NO you shouldnt sit around and eat several of them during a day. But some slices of it once in awhile is really really good for your skin and hair....its a good fat."
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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"
Submitted by snowpiece on August 20, 2008 - 12:21pm.
Nova: don't forget the stains
Haters: lmao re the dam toenails
and THANK YOU to whoever just reminded me of the bloody vadge shots!
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...... it's vague, but I'm slightly remembering.... bloody underwear, was it?
Nevermind, I Googled. Stupid self.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
LCT: it was too much to bear, she just stuffed some tissues up her holey fishnets and kept on rolling.
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"Blame it on the London air!"
FatMartha, let's celebrate by packing down a pint of Ben & Jerry's and going to the zoo.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
@angel_i: I'm sure you're right, but she just seemed so spontaneous & all-American back then. It's almost like it's not the same person.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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This white trash trailer ho is too full of shit to sit. Egg whites and turkey burgers MY ASS. Trying to maintain the illusion that she is attractive in any way at all amid a sea of ever younger and more talented people, is what is going down here, when in fact she is an attention-starved loser with no self esteem who popped out two kids she then gave up custody of. Go back to the bayou, honey, and drown in it.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Marth: is it really your last day at work? are you heading back to schoool?
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"Blame it on the London air!"
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on August 20, 2008 - 12:16pm.
It always amazes me when I see old clips of Britney how she was so much less of a hick back then. More articulate, less of a drawl. Shouldn't it work the other way? That you become more "polished" as you get older?
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Not when "polished" people stop writing every single word that comes out of your mouth before you say it.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on August 20, 2008 - 12:49pm.
It's all good Martha, at least you got a sense of humor! That's more valuable than a hot body anyway imo:)
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Dawwwww. Fanks! Group hug! *grabs you all and buries your faces in her rolls* Ah lubs joo!!
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It's mah last day at work, beetches! CELEBRATE WIFF MEH! *dances*
Nova: don't forget the stains
Haters: lmao re the dam toenails
and THANK YOU to whoever just reminded me of the bloody vadge shots!
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"Blame it on the London air!"
Yippee! Unfitney got her body back!
Not her KIDS, but her body. Yep, she's got her priorities straight.
Last weeks cover showes her and her kids and their "healthy diets" and now this. OK is either tying to get her at her craziest again or riding the crazy train themselves. Total waste of trees.
It's all good Martha, at least you got a sense of humor! That's more valuable than a hot body anyway imo:)
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
lmao... I guess my posting name doesn't really help in this argument, does it. It really just comes down to the fact that I'm DAMN jealous of someone who can (supposedly) lose that much weight in that amount of time. It comes easily to some (in Britbrit's case, because she can afford airbrushing/lipo), but to others like me, it's a tough battle.
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It's mah last day at work, beetches! CELEBRATE WIFF MEH! *dances*